Wheelman101

This is way off topic but WOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE GUYS FACE AFTER THE BALL HIT?!?!?? lol big letters, small world. anyway not really a good topic

nah that would be insanly hard i use the controls like this the W,A,S,D keys for speed and steering and the up arrow to lean up and down to lean back EDIT: but for the hydra, i actualy use the mouse to fly i got use to stunting on BF2 with the jet

lol the PSP would explode how big SA is lol

lol the first time i started stunting i accidently did a 1921 degree spin, lol what are the odds. @ Jace: Practice my friend, Practice anyway thanks for the comments

ugh i got only 3 damn pictures from thta list, ugh.... oh and is there a deadline or what? because if there is, well im screwed

ok stop WTF you are doing ok, this happened to me. ok 1. make sure its in a open area not in a small little tvstand with the TV on top 2. if its a slim, keep it on the floor so it can cool down, because it doesnt have a fan built in 3.Alway clean your game CD's after about 6 days of STRAIGHT game play 4.like on the box, DO NOT PlAY FOR MORE THAN 6 HOURS STRAIGHT 5.DO not touch the lazer with finger, if you do, your f**ked ok the only thing i did was put my PS2 onto the floor and then it worked again, but if its still not working PRAY TO GOD that you still have the reciete (W/E how 2 spell it lol) and get it exchanged with a new 1

nobody said any thing about MULTYPLAYER!!! man can you imagine it with MULTIIPLAYER, it wound own soo badly on the PS2 man i cannot WAIT untill it comes OUT lol samll letters, BIG letters

^^^^ BOOBS! ^ the other guy did b4 me <WOOT just GOT INTO GLS !!!!~ WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT!!!!~ \/ thinks im too WOOT WOOT WOOOT WOOT!!!!!~

Glitch's/Easter Eggs for San Andreas ok ill edit this and ill show you guys the list me and heavenly blade101 made on GLS 1. Not Welcome: on the last mission 'end of the line" when you go up to Big Smokes room, theres a mat on the floor that says not welcome 2. Zero VC/Manhunt: if you go into Zeros shop and look on some of the small shelfs you can see some of the characters of Vic City like Tommy Vercetti,Lance Vance, and the character from Manhunt 3. Fact board: near the Gant bridge, there is a board showing all of the facts of how big the bridge is,height,size, ect 4. VC package: in Vinewood there is a store refering to the VC hidden package's 5. Area 69:The restricted area/no-fly zone is a spoof on the real life air-force base Area 51 6."Go Away!":On top of the Gant Bridge in San Fierro, there is a secret message saying 'There aren't any Easter Eggs up here. Go Away!'. Paradox anyone? 7. USS Numnutz:What's long, hard and full of seamen? 8. Zombotech: Go to San Fierro and located further up north from the Doherty Garage on your right is the Zombotech Sky tower. Go inside and look about, it is surely going to bring back memories of Resident Evil, both the game and the film. Also inside is a very nice-looking double helix statue. 9. R.I.P Opposition 1997-2004: Go to the War Memorial located in the Hippy Districts of San Fierro near Hippy Shopper and enter the War Memorial. Go to the top to see the Gravestone that says 'R.I.P Opposition 1997-2004' in relation to rival gaming companies 10. Avery Construction: On some building sites such as the one in Blueberry there is a blue sign saying "Avery Construction". This is referring to Avery Carrington from Vice City whom was a construction colonist. 11. Catalina's Ex-boyfriends:Next to the Catalina's cabin on Fern Ridge is a spade weapon pick-up. Next to this are two shallow graves. Evidence of Catalina's shady past? 12. Northstar Rock:An obvious one but it's there none the less. There is an area of Los Santos, in the North East of the island, which is called North Rock, a reference to Rockstar North, one of the companies that produced the game 13. Candy Suxx Billboard:In another reference to the well-known porn starlet, a large billboard is in Los Santos depicting the starlet in all her glory 14. Ghost Graffiti:Go to the Los Santos graveyard between 20:00 and 6:00 and look at the walls and you will see several 'ghost tags' on the walls 15. Jefferson Save Icon:Another glitch it appears. In the Jefferson motel, one of the rooms has a skylight in the roof. In this skylight, you can see a save icon drifting halfway through the skylight. 16. Vice City Maps:Go outside the Cluckin' bell in Angel Pine and directly across the street are 3 lined up trashcans. 2 of them have open tops, knock them over and look inside and you will see a bunch of maps of Vice City. 17. Lance Vance reference?: For some reason some ambulances appear to only have the word 'Lance' at the back and not 'Ambu' 18. Shoot The Moon: Much like the two previous GTA games, if you take a sniper rifle and shoot at the moon, it will change in size 19. Real-time Screensaver: Remain idle for a couple of minutes and the camera will now focus and zoom in on activities going on in the area like people chatting, street fights, police arrests etc. till you move your character 20. Bouncy Boobs: If you look carefully, female Ped models have bouncing boobs. Try looking at the beach babes down at the beach 21. Pedestrian Fart Scenarios: Occasionally some Pedestrians break wind and different reactions will occur such as the other Peds running away 22: In LS. On one of the buildings (I'll have to get back to you on which one--Bad memory) You will see posters of the add for GTA Triple pack, and two movies. 23: On top of the gant bridge there is a sign that states: "There are no easter eggs up here GO AWAY"Cant Find Cross Out Tag. All Ready Used. 24: In LV. Go to the gym. on that street closer to the strip there is a building named: Welding and Wedings: Because they sound alike! ***Note to wheelman while I'm thinking about it: The ambulance thing is just a TXD glitch. It happens during spawning or when you get rear-ended. no egg*** 25: In SF. There are stores called Hippy shopper. Change the I to an A and you get a somewhat famous store. 22: In LS. On one of the buildings (I'll have to get back to you on which one--Bad memory) You will see posters of the add for GTA Triple pack, and two movies. 23: On top of the gant bridge there is a sign that states: "There are no easter eggs up here GO AWAY"Cant Find Cross Out Tag. All Ready Used. 24: In LV. Go to the gym. on that street closer to the strip there is a building named: Welding and Wedings: Because they sound alike! ***Note to wheelman while I'm thinking about it: The ambulance thing is just a TXD glitch. It happens during spawning or when you get rear-ended. no egg*** 25: In SF. There are stores called Hippy shopper. Change the I to an A and you get a somewhat famous store. 27: When your Close To the Body bags in LV, you actually get phoned and nobodys there (happened to me acouple times, and i will get it onto youtube ) 28: Ghost Glendales rolling down the hill and hitting you in Back O beyond 29:Cock Rock:Although seen in various Western movies, this is one particular stone column that would have made John Wayne blush. Known as 'Cock Rock' by game players, this column, when viewed from a certain angle, looks exactly like a male "wee-wee" 30:Millie's Gimp Desires: Simply pose as a gimp when you arrive at Millie's for a date and she will immediately bring you inside for sex. If only real dates were this easy! 31:Lemmings Easter Egg: Although highly contended to be just a glitch, if you go here, you will see pedestrians walking off the edge of the building then jumping 32: Hopi Ruins:This second set of ruins can be found on the cliff side across the road from the cemetery building and look especially spooky at twilight 33:Cameo Poker cards:The picture cards on the Video Poker machines in the casinos are pictures of people from the past two GTA games:wacko: 34:Hippy Shopper:In Los Santos, there is a store that seems to sell some sort of organic produce. It is called The Hippy Shopper, a reference to the real-life shop chain, Happy Shopper 35:Cobra Marital Arts:Have a look at the name of the gym in San Fierro and prepare for a double Easter egg blow. Not only does the name 'Cobra' refer to the evil Cobra Club in the Karate Kid films, but it also says Marital Arts rather than Martial Arts. 36:Shady Industries: In South-Eastern Los Santos, there is a building that reads "Shady Industries". This refers to Eminem as the original of this exact building can be seen in one of his videos 37:Rusty Wheelchair:There is a jetty sticking out above Fisher's Lagoon. At the end of this jetty is a rusty wheelchair. The occupant is not to be found; yet this may relate to the empty barrels that have been beached on the shoreline of the lagoon 38:Nazca symbols:North of the spawn point for the Ghost Cars in the Back O' Beyond, on the side of a cliff face a strange symbol can be seen. Much like the famous Nazca Lines, this symbol looks very old but could only have been created by modern technology 39:Purple Double Ender:Go into the shower room of any of the police stations located around Los Santos to see a long double-ended purple dildo. You can use it as a weapon or give it as a special gift to your girlfriend 40:Police Brutality: Go to an Impound Lot such as behind the Police HQ in Los Santos and sometimes you will see 2 police 'interrogating' a pedestrian. This entails the cops beating the living snot out of the pedestrian. This is a reference to the Rodney King beatings, which was one of the key factors leading up to the LA riots 41. Ivory Towers- Drive-Thru Mental Clinic. 555-2102 ( across from the parking garage near the gym in LV. 42. On a Pay and Spray sign on building next door Arrow points in wrong direction. (LV.) UnComfermed(W/E how 2 spell it) UC1. Phonebooth with bodybags in the desert. when you answer the phone no ones there. UC2. CJ's moms ghost. UC3. The scarry glendales. in back o beyond two gledales roll down at you. both are started neither have drivers. UC4. BIGFOOT! you've all heard this one UC5. The ufo at night in the sky. UC6. Leatherface/Jason found somewhere. (Happy Engel ) If You Think We copied This From Another Site, B***S**T. took me almost a week to do this list ok now we need pictures, Ugh....

ok i got 4 stunts and they are my best soo far oh and ghost , HAHA i made it through the tunnel in the hydra!!! Hahah!! the 1 i showed you in lulas lol

*starts coping and pasteing most of this topic for the SEx Ed class at school* man there are some nasty diseases out there ok this might be off topic but a girl at my school said

the big black areas where from corrupt clips:(

ok i was working on this video for about 2 weeks and i think this video has my best stunts ive managed to do. I know that Gof,Slayer,Engel, and ghost have already seen it but i wanted to show it to other people The Patriot- Streaming oh and WOOT!

ok for some reason i cannot reply or read the topics or subforums because it only loads half way. And its annoying and i cannot do anything on TGTAP because of this annoying bug, So can anybody help me, ive tried going on 16 different laptops and 2 different XP computers trying to see if its just my computer. I know that this bug has also happened to heavenly_blade101. So I Need Help

Cam's(My freind) punch was soo loud it sounded like a aslap and thats how the teachers heard the fight and came out

ah for sweet davy jesus!!!!!

yeah, but my frein wa suspened for 3 days... *SARCASTIC*like OMFG that is so going to likk him*SARCASTIC* but i also forgot to mention, the emo kid was in grade 9 and he was i believe 15/16 and cam(my freind) is 13 and in grade 8 EDIT: also, there are rumors spreading that there is also a gang involed with this who also hate emos, and we are going to gang beat the emo when he comes back and his freinds

i say no custom character, only cloth's,logo's

loool^ what are you looking at? rofl

yeah putting everywithing to low looks a little bad but the frame rate is awsome, and it will make it look smooth

i heard that its really bad, i heard that from chris82

ok here read that \/ emos tried to take this spot wherewe hand out and a freind trashed talked and 1 of the emos threw a juice obx onto jim and my freind(Cam) got pissed but the emos when inside, but cam when after him and then near some lockers 1 of the emos pushed cam, he pushed back, they pushed back at him and cam spacked against some lockers and then out of rage cam threw a right hook to the emo's face and then cam got him into a head lock then threw him down, and then the emo sucker punched cam in the back of the head, making cam smack his fore head against the floor and the conversation 2 hours after the fight with him ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: dude where are you? Held in his friends arms blood on his face hole in his head gripped by deaths embrace says: at home Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: are you ok? Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: lol you broke the kids jaw Held in his friends arms blood on his face hole in his head gripped by deaths embrace says: i have a insane head ache Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: ouch Held in his friends arms blood on his face hole in his head gripped by deaths embrace says: i gave him a concusion Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: holy shit Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: thank god i freinds wit hyou Held in his friends arms blood on his face hole in his head gripped by deaths embrace says: im suspended for 3 days Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: ouch Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: but it was his fault Held in his friends arms blood on his face hole in his head gripped by deaths embrace says: why are u glad Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: it was his fault Held in his friends arms blood on his face hole in his head gripped by deaths embrace says: no why are u glad that ur freinds wit me Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: so you dont kick my ass Held in his friends arms blood on his face hole in his head gripped by deaths embrace says: lol Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: where you bleeding? Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: people say you where 3 day suspension says: no or not that i know of Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: it looked like you got sucker punched while on the ground from the back of the head Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: when you where on the ground 3 day suspension says: i did Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: ouch 3 day suspension says: and my head also went down and hit the ground when he punched me too Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: ..... Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: what a pussy ass kid who punched you, doesnt know how to fight 3 day suspension says: lol i know 3 day suspension says: he triped me i think Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: yeah and into a head lock 3 day suspension says: ppl thought i slaped him cuz of the sound when i punched him Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: it way soo LOUD 3 day suspension says: lol i know 3 day suspension says: k the principal never even asked if i was hurt or not and then with the kyle kid they were so worried about him Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: so many people where getting ready to jump in and help you if "JinJer" had somebody help 3 day suspension says: sweet Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: lol and a nerd emo kid also got punched Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: he was behind "JinJer" 3 day suspension says: lol 3 day suspension says: who was there watching Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: everyone Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: soo many people where there, the hallways where packed, the teachers where lucky enough to get through the crowd 3 day suspension says: lol Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: you looked soo pist when he pushed you into the lockers 3 day suspension says: justin said that ppl were sayin i lost and got stomped in the head and stuff Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: that is what i heard 3 day suspension says: ya Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: you didnt lose, the kid was cheap and skanky 3 day suspension says: man i was so bored in the office i was sittin there doin nuthin for the whole last block Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: lol Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: did they atleast ask you "are you ok, do you need a ice pack" 3 day suspension says: no Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: jewish Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: and they asked the kid 3 day suspension says: at the very end of the day they were like u hurt and im like my head herts a bit Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: you know its best to get some rest and get away from sun light or loud noises when you have a head ache 3 day suspension says: lol o well Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: the head ache will propably last a couple days 3 day suspension says: no Ρ€ŦÀ® | wheelman101 says: ok, but you'll see 3 day suspension says: lol --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that was the conversation, it was intense. My Mom said that if i got into a fight, it would have to be even like 2 on 2 but if it wasnt, my mom would'nt care if i got suspened for acouple days. And my dad would be like "did you finish him"? anyway post of what you think of the fight

nice,holy crap thats a big loopp\ HAy! you know how to install, MTA!!! ahh!! tell me please

if its a crack cd with no cd to play just install, then it should work, because i also play on a No CD crack SA everything should work. Have you tried clicking SET TO DEFAULTS

damnit