Rashon.

Rush!

Crash!

Victor: You're not going to do anything stupid, are you, man? Phil: We're breaking into a military base and I'm drunk. What could be more stupid?! Don't worry about me, don't worry about me. [Drives Walton, Jumps Out] Phil: LOOUUUIIIISE! [boomshine Blows Up Walton] Yee-haw-ha-ha! Suck on that!

For future reference, if you need to reinstall the game because of a problem like that, uninstalling the game doesn't delete your San Andreas User Files (Containing your save games).

All this time, people have been spelling Bryan Forbes' name wrong.

Do your bell work.

Lance: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, this is a real man. Let's pop.

If there's got to be some kind of humor in GTA IV, there's got to be a character like the Vice City Stories Lance. Some of his lines just can't be beaten.

[Yelling]

You understand that was possible only because there was only one type of weapon and there were more or less than 13 weapons in GTA III, do you?

[Phil Motioning Himself] Phil: Comrade! Come here! Victor: What're you doing here? Phil: I heard there was gonna be a party so I brought fireworks! Victor: Where's Lance? Phil: I love that guy! Yeah! Umberto: There he is, [Laughing] Mr. Victor Vance, the punk who needs our help. Victor: What? Umberto: You grown any cajones yet, lady boy? Lance: Yo, bro. Umberto: [Laughs] Come here. Victor: Ah, wassup, man, Umberto: Your brother, man. [Laughs] At least one of you has something up here and a lot down here. [Laughing] Victor: Who-ho. Lance: So if you guys are ready, let's do this. Victor: Hey, Lance, come here. Lance: Hey, bro, wassup. Victor: What the hell is going on? Lance: We about to get hit by those Mendez guys and we could use some of you buddies to crash the party. Victor: What? Lance: Help out. What, did I do wrong again? Victor: No, no, no, no, man. For once you've done very right. Let's go deal with these pricks. Lance: Yeah, let's pop! [Chuckling]

Victor: What the hell have you gotten us into, you dumb shit?!

Nein!

Recently, I did the VCS storyline over (I was forced to since some idiot kids overwrote my first save game) and mine is Bag Man. I wonder what exact number that is... It sucks that VCS is the only GTA without a specific number following the criminal rating.

This is the same thing that someone recently said about losing their files. Get the disc back and re-install the game. It's really the easiest thing to do.

Uno.

The Sabre, Cholo Sabre, and Sabre Turbo are all made from the same base car (Which is the Sabre). The Cholo Sabre has only one paint job and is a gang car. The Sabre also has a different engine sound than the Sabre Turbo and Cholo Sabre.

Vice City Cop: Stop right now!

Lance: I'm lean and I'm mean and I'm here to clean! Lance: I'll put you all in the Lance Vance Trance! Lance: Aw, man, this is easy! Victor: We've been lucky so far. Stop being such a dick, Lancerator! Lance: I killed more than you! I should be in charge of this outfit. Victor: Blight me!

Lance: The Mendezes can kiss my ass!

Ah, [Non-Accented] touche.

Let me say this. If this topic existed back at the time GTA III was first released, would people be complaining about not having bikes? It wasn't in any GTA game at the time so it wouldn't have even been thought of by anyone.

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Phil Collins: Hey, Vic, ever think of a career in management. Barry: But I'm your management! Phil Collins: Yeah, management on getting me killed. Maybe you should've taken Reni's offer on those fake tits she was talking about.

Umberto: Hey, ladies! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go kill me a Haitian, then I'm gonna make love like a man. Like this [Grunting, Screams] Woman: What a loser. Let's go. Umberto: Aw, get outta here! I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole!