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Everything posted by Sherman

  1. Last week - I saw a film.

    As I recall it was a horror film.

    Walked outside into the rain.

    Checked my phone and saw you rang, and I

    Jizzed in my pants


  3. Welcome to TGTAP Please do post in the introductory topic, you'll get more people to welcome you there. If you need any help around, PM (Personal Message) me. I'd be glad to help
  4. The whole time reading through this topic, I was like "I wouldn't" .. so, I'm with TM. I just got back from Florida (terrible trip to be honest, just sucked) and well. I learned a lot of things about myself. I know what I want to do for College (Want to go into Forensic psychology or counseling psychology) and eh. I'm going places, doing much better than I ever was in the past.
  5. While it may appeal to some gay men, where I live, the women that <3 it vastly outweighs that so ;D Pics soon. I bought some new clothes etc
  6. I just make the work load equal, I close the cap thing ontop of the seat. They love it and I'm not their bitch. Besides, toilets flushing scare me
  7. Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss) Promote Synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Sallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) [Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!] Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dude's dick (like a boss) Snort some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss)
  8. Its not our fault you live in Tennessee xD I do agree, North Carolinian's suck too. But, lets get back on topic, shall we men? I didn't really read it, but I'll say I'm glad things are resolved between you two. Though you really didn't have to trip him, looks like he was over it... If it happened to me, me getting tripped, you'd just have something comming for ya =P
  9. Look, jumping to ANY sort of generalization is extremely unthoughtful, and could possibly show signs of being dumb. Today's youth ISN'T ruined, it's a world where the good is overshadowed by the bad. Some of us are going places.
  10. Way OT....... Someone thought it was advertising, its fine though. Guess I should in the CLOSETEAMWOO!
  11. Happy birthday, dude! I should start looking at the bottom of the forums and make birthday topics..
  12. Happy april fools day, buddy! =P

  13. My wimmenz that're with me right now find that insanely attractive, goodjob Chris. Maybe you'll meet someone from the UK and get laid now!
  14. Don't take a knife. You're.. pretty young, honestly =P I wouldn't worry about it. I could tell you something to do, but. Just tell him she kissed you. If he gets mad and tries to swing, go for his nose or right where your ribcage splits off. If you can get it right, he'll be gasping for air Or bake him a cake.
  15. Raybob make me excite! Look me play PIANO
  16. You're the one to be speaking? you had your other name for a month I'm just picking with you, but issue resolved.. topic closed
  17. I love how he uses my old alias... what a faggot.
  18. I parked the truck where no one could get in it (to arrest me) and I was probably there for 7 - 10 minutes (didn't time it) with 5 stars, but I finally got it to catch fire. It stayed like that for a good bit, then doused out. Then all the sudden.. BOOM. In my experience: Bullet resistant, but not completely bulletproof
  19. I kick over the genie pot and he disappears before you get your wish out I wish I had some socks.
  20. Hah, nice. Mine starts April 9th, but I'm gonna be in Florida til the 15th and I go back to school the 20th. I'm not so sure I'm gonna enjoy the 9th - 15th though :/

  21. Hey squished spider! I mean. Spider vice =P Eh nothing really. no school today, bored :/

  22. In the future, I'm going to be lol'ing because that's what the creator wanted everyone to think
  23. I'd say they're working on it, really. Sounds server side.. so in the mean time, make yourself at home here.. and when it comes back up. Stick around anyway =D
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