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I am planning to do my homework now.Ok F*** all homework and teachers

Your language...It is like russian in some parts. Anyways I like playing SA because there is always something to do,and it is never boring.

And i like to kill them from the bridge in SF, near Naval Base

Next time write car's name's correctly.Patriot.

by Confronting president

I will use atom bomb and everyone will die!!

These tests can't be right,i think

It was on first page before I bumped it. Sorry.

It was on first page...

I dont need steal anymore!

Steal is to steal money from member. bank steal is to steal money from member's bank. What do you mean?

steal.I need steal

Cool mod,dude!

I need 1 steal. i will pay 500

Bad i am on notebook.

Gtaforums.com also good site

I am made to dissapoint

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I never played these.Planned to download them.

i think this should be shared. ---------------------------------------------------- Heres LCS vehicle list for the starters: Name: Demios SP ID: 130 Speed: 7/10 Weight: 4/10 Availability: Common Comments: A nice looking little sporty deal that can go pretty fast. It's light, and turns pretty well. Location: Randomly spawns in the driveways of the houses next to the Shoreside Vale hideout. Name: Landstalker ID: 131 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Common Comments: Looking much nicer than it did in VC and SA, the Landstalker is an all round okay performer. The handling isn't too bad, it can really build up speed over time and it isn't too heavy. Location: In the lot of Capital Auto sales. Name: Idaho ID: 132 Speed: 4/10 Weight: 4/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Quite a slow ugly car, not something you would want to do a getaway in. Only drive this if you really have to, or for some reason want to. Location: Around Portland and Staunton Island. Name: Stinger ID: 133 Speed: 8/10 Weight: 3/10 Availability: Quite Rare Comments: Now this is a good car. Very fast, very light, and handles well too. The thing you have to watch out for though is that it doesn't take damage too well, and a few hard hits can do a lot of damage. Location: Parked where the mission “Stop The Press” takes place on Staunton Island. Name: Perrenial ID: 135 Speed: 2/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Once again, one of the most ugly cars in the game. Location: Driving around in front of your Portland hideout. Name: Sentinel ID: 136 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Quite a decent car. With the right amount of space to accelerate, it can go pretty fast. The handling is pretty standard, and it isn't too heavy. Location: In the Capital Auto’s showroom after beating 2 levels. Name: Patriot ID: 137 Speed: 6.5/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: They're pretty fast, the weight doesn't restrict it in any way. Plus, it is the best vehicle to climb the SSV hills, the grip is superb. Location: Commonly drives around the streets of SSV. Name: Stretch ID: 140 Speed: 3/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Rare Comments: cool looking but crap Location: Common around Staunton. Name: Manana ID: 141 Speed: 2/10 Weight: 4/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Looks a lot nicer than it's GTA3 incarceration, but it's still as crappy. Not a very nice car to drive, slow as anything and a low acceleration rate, but okay handling. Location: In the parking garage outside your Staunton hideout. Name: Infernus ID: 142 Speed: 9/10 Weight: 3/10 Availabilty: Rare-ish Comments: One of the fastest cars in the game, this is a nice sports car, with high-speeds, high rates of acceleration, good handling and is light. A good choice of car, although as with all sports cars it isn't very tolerant to damage. Location: Around the upper class neighborhoods of Shoreside Vale. Name: Blista ID: 143 Speed: 2/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: A heavy and slow people carrier with poor acceleration and lously handling, quite annoying to drive around in TBH. Location: Around Staunton Island in front of your hideout on the streets. Name: Cheetah ID: 146 Speed: 9/10 Weight: 2/10 Availability: Rare Comments: Pretty much a clone of the Infernus performance wise. Has high speed and acceleration and handles slightly better than the Infernus. Location: Around the upper class neighborhoods of SSV. Name: Moonbeam ID: 149 Speed: 2/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Common Comments: Another big people carrier, it has poor speed and acceleration, but the handling is pretty standard. Location: Found around Portland and Staunton Island. Name: Esperanto Speed: 4/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Common-ish Comments: Similar to the Idaho in terms of performance, pretty low speed and standard acceleration, same for handling. Location: Around the streets of all 3 islands. Name: Kuruma ID: 152 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 3/10 Availabilty: Uncommon Comments: One of my favourites from GTA3, "Kuruma" means "car" in Japanese, and this is an all round okay performer. Good handling, decent speed and acceleration, makes a pretty nice drive. Locations: Parked outside Vincenzo’s place. Name: Bobcat ID: 153 Speed: 5/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: An all round decent performer. It has okay accel. and speed, and also has quite good grip, although not as good as the Patriot. Location: Found around Staunton and Shoreside Vale. Name: Mr. Whoopee ID: 154 Speed: 4/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Very Rare Comments: Everyone loves Ice Cream! Not neccisarrily the van though... Anyway, this is quite slow, but is heavy and has good handling, which results in tipping over sometimes. Location: Sometimes seen driving round Portland. Name: BF Injection (or just BF) ID: 155 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 4/10 Availability: Spawn Point Only Comments: A dune buggy with quite good performance, and quite fun to drive around in. Handles well on sand; not that there is a whole lot. Location: On the beach by Salvatore’s house Name: Hearse ID: 156 Speed: 3/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Spawn Point Only Comments: Not exactly fast but what d'ya expect for a Hearse? Not very fast, low acceleration, and medium handling. Location: In the parking lot in the back of Staunton Island hospital. Name: Banshee ID: 160 Speed: 8/10 Weight: 3/10 Availability: Rare Comments: Another nice sports car, as with all, high speed and acceleration, this one has slightly lower handling capabilities, but it looks fancy with the racing stripe. Location: Parked where the mission “Stop the press” takes place on Staunton Island. Name: Stallion ID: 167 Speed: 7/10 Weight: 4/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Not the greatest car in the game, but not exactly bad either. It's not a bad car for speeding around in, but the handling isn't too good. Location: Very common in Portland. Name: RC Bandit ID: 169 Speed: 5/10 Weight: 1/10 Availability: RC Races or CheatDevice only Comments: The little RC Car that you race in in...RC Races... Anyway, saying as it's so light, it's really hard to control, and the handling goes out of control. Still fun though... Name: Hellenbach GT ID: 185 Speed: 7/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Rare Comments: A cool muscle racer car, these are extremely hard to find aroung the street, but an early mission allows you to get one quickly. Nice to drive. Location: In the mission “Snuff”, or by completing 6 levels of car salesman. Name: Phobos VT ID: 186 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 3/10 Availability: Rare Comments: Another fancy electric engine car, with a badass front spolier. As will all the electric cars, they can go pretty fast, but are quite lacking in acceleration. Location: Parked in a vacant lot outside of your SSV safehouse. Name: V8 Ghost ID: 187 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 3/10 Availabilty: Uncommon Comments: Another electric car. See above for performance deatails. Location: Randomly spawns in the driveways of the houses next to the SSV hideout. Name: Angel Speed: 6/10 Weight: 4/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: A chopper style bike that can't go too fast, but has good handling and is one of the harder ones to fall off. Sucks for stunting though. Location: In the parking lot of the Harwood ferry station. Name: Freeway Speed: 5/10 Weight: 4/10 Availabilty: Uncommon Comments: Practically a clone of the Angel (See Above). Location: Basically on every island all over the place. Name: Faggio Speed: 3/10 Weight: 3/10 Availabilty: Common-ish Comments: It's a scooter. A very slow scooter. On the plus side though, it has a forward center of mass, so by doing a stoppie then accelerating, you can do a near endless stoppie. Location: All over the place. Name: PCJ-600 Speed: 8/10 Weight: 3/10 Availablity: Common Comments: Now we're talking, this is the bike most commonly used for stunting. It's fast, has high acceleration, but unfortuneately is a death trap on wheels. Location: Always parked at Salvatore’s mansion. Name: Sanchez Speed: 7/10 Weight: 3/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: A cool dirt bike, although it doesn't stunt too well. I noticed that you don't fall off as much on this. Location: Found where the side mission “Bumps and Grinds” takes place. Name: Avenger Speed: 7/10 Weight: 4/10 Availabilty: One of a kind; available after 15 AA missions only. Comments: A custom Angel for the Avenging Angels, this is pretty much the same but a little bit faster. Name: Manchez Speed: 7.5/10 Weight: 4/10 Availability: Spawns after all "Bumps and Grinds" Levels are completed. Comments: A cross between a Sanchez and a PCJ. Sexy. Name: Pizza Boy Speed: 4/10 Weight:4/10 Availabilty: Outside of pizza stores. Comments: A custom Faggio designed for delivering pizzas. Slightly faster, and can trigger Pizza Boy sub-missions. Location: Outside the Well Stacked Pizza shop where you do Pizza Boy missions. Name: Noodle Boy Speed: 4/10 Weight:4/10 Availabilty: Outside of noodle stands. Comments: A custom Faggio designed for delivering noodles. Slightly faster, and can trigger Noodle Boy sub-missions. Location: Outside Punk Noodles on Portland Island where you do Noodle boy missions Name: RC Goblin ID: 211 Speed: 5/10 Availablity: RC Races or CheatDevice Comments: One of the RC copters used in RC Races, fun to fly in the street and cut people up with the blades. Name: RC Raider ID: 212 Speed: 5/10 Availablity: RC Races or CheatDevice Comments: One of the RC copters used in RC Races Name: Hunter ID: 213 Speed: 7/10 Availability: CheatDevice only Comments: Oh yes! The hunter is back! Comes with rockets and a chaingun, you're almost invincible in this thing. Name: Maverick ID: 214 Speed: 6/10 Availability: CheatDevice or mission exploit only. Comments: You standard heli back from VC and SA. Pretty fast, but can only be obtained through CheatDevice or via an exploit in "Calm Before the Storm". Name: Police Maverick ID: 215 Speed: 6/10 Availability: CheatDevice only. Comments: Just like the maverick but with a police paint scheme. Other than that no differences to the Maverick. Name: VCN Maverick ID: 216 Speed: 5/10 Availability: CheatDevice only. Comments: A left over model from VC. Name: Dodo ID: 164 Speed: 7/10 Availability: CheatDevice only. Comments: A left over model from GTA3. It's a lot easier to control than in GTA3, because it had custom created handling in the CheatDevice. Name: Linerunner ID: 134 Speed: 3/10 Weight: 10/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: This is one big motherf*cker. It's big, it's slow, and it handles crap. And the AI can't drive it round corners without destroying half a dozen things. Location: Around the Portland docks. Name: Pony ID: 144 Speed: 5/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Your standard van, not much to say really. Pretty slow, crap handling. Location: Driving around Portland. Name: Mule ID: 145 Speed: 5.5/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Uncommon-ish Comments: The upgraded version on the Pony, heavier but slightly faster. Tips pretty easily. Location: Around the docks on Portland. Name: Securicar ID: 159 Speed: 4/10 Weight: 8/10 Availability: Rare Comments: The safe on wheels. This thing can honestly take a load of damage, although it isn't very fast. Location: Driving around Staunton Island Name: Bus ID: 161 Speed: 3/10 Weight: 10/10 Availability: CheatDevice only Comments: I know, it's not really a truck, but I'm not gonna bother getting The-end to make me a new category just for the 2 buses. Anyway, I only just noticed this was only available with CheatDevice, hell knows why, but the Bus is slow, huge and handles bad. Name: Coach ID: 165 Speed: 7/10 Weight: 10/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: This is better than the bus, it handles slightly better, and even though it has low acceleration it can really go fast once it gets going. Location: In the Bus depot on Portland Island. Name: Rumpo ID: 168 Speed: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Nothing really special, it can go quite fast for a van, and it handles pretty well. Location: Outside 8-Ball’s bomb shop. Name: Panlantic ID: 178 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Quite Rare Comments: The van that is driven by Panlantic Construction workers. Pretty much like the Rumpo. Name: Flatbed ID: 179 Speed: 5/10 Weight: 10/10 Availability: Quite Rare Comments: Can be sunk 1.5 metres into the ground with CheatDevice and used as a ramp, other than that it's just a big truck, very heavy and handles quite naff. Location: Driving around Staunton Island. Name: Yankee ID: 180 Speed: 4/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Very Similar to the Mule, it's quite slow, has low acceleration and bad handling. Location: Portland Docks. Name: Toyz ID: 182 Speed: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Spawn Points Only Comments: Very similar to the Rumpo (see above) but it starts the RC races when entered (if it's at it's spawn point). Name: Campaign Van ID: 183 Speed: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Missions (Steering the Vote), Staunton after mission. Comments: Exactly the same as the Rumpo, but equipped with speakers on the roof for electoral campaigns. Name: Ballot Van ID: 184 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Missions (Counterfit Count), in Staunton after mission. Comments: Name: Firetruck ID: 138 Speed: 8/10 Weight: 8/10 Availability: At fires Comments: Starts fire truck missions, very fast. Location: Outside the Portland and Staunton Island fire stations. Name: Trasmaster ID: 139 Speed: 4/10 Weight: 10/10 Availability: Rare / Car Crusher Comments: Starts Trash Dash, and is slow and heavy. Location: In the Portland scrap yard. Name: Ambulance ID: 147 Speed: 8/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Hospitals, or kill a few people. Comments: Very fast but flips over very easily. It starts Paramedic sub-missions. Location: Parked at all Hospitals. Name: FBI Cruiser ID: 148 Speed: 9/10 Weight: 2/10 Availability: They chase you at 5 stars. Comments: A black sedan that's very fast and light. flips over. Name: Taxi ID: 151 Speed: 6/10 Weight: 3/10 Availability: Common Comments: A decent yellow sedan that starts taxi driver missions. Location: Everywhere on all Islands. Name: Police ID: 157 Speed: 9/10 Weight: 3/10 Availability: Common / Police Station Comments: Very fast and what chases after you during a 1-5 star wanted level. Usually contains 2 standard cops. Starts Vigilante. Name: Enforcer ID: 158 Speed: 10/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: 4 stars / Police Station Comments: Like a fast Securicar, this SWAT van will chase you when you have 4 stars. It carries 2-4 SWAT guys with MP5's, and can start Vigilante. Locations: Back of Staunton police station. Name: Rhino ID: 162 Speed: 2/10 or 8/10 Weight: 15/10 Availability: 6 stars / Cheat / 100% Completion (Spwans in Fort Staunton) Comments: The best government vehicle, everything it touches explodes, and it comes with a rotatable cannon turret, which fires with "Circle". Name: Barracks ID: 163 Speed: 8/10 Weight: 10/10 Availability: 6 stars Comments: These chase after you when you have 6 stars, and carry a lot of army guys, so whenever you see one, run. Location: Parked In the construction yard on Portland Island. Name: Cabbie ID: 166 Speed: 5/10 Weight: 3/10 Availability: Common Comments: The slowest of the the three taxis, this one looks older and performs worse than "Taxi". It can start Taxi Driver. Locations: Everywhere on all islands Name: Bickle '76 ID: 181 Speed: 7/10 Weight: 3/10 Availability: Portland Taxi Depot (After 100 taxi missions) Comments: The best of the three taxis, this one is best for Taxi Driver Name: Triad Fish Van (BellyUp) ID: 170 Gang: Triads Speed: 5/10 Weight: 8/10 Availability: Common (Portland) Comments: This van handles very well, and is also good for smashing people out of your way. Name: Mr Wongs ID: 171 Gang: Triads Speed: 5/10 Weight: 8/10 Availability: Common (Portland) Comments: Handles the same as the Triad Fish Van Name: Leone Sentinel ID: 172 Gang: Leones Speed: 9/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Very Common (Portland) Comments: Personally my favourite car in the game, has awesome speed and handling, also has stylish looks. Name: Yardie Lobo ID: 173 Gang: Yardies Speed: 8/10 Weight: 4/10 Availability: Rare Comments: An awesome car, has brilliant suspension! Location: Around Staunton Island. Name: Yakuza Stinger ID: 174 Gang: Yakuza Speed: 10/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Possibly the fastest car in-game, defanately the best gang car. Location: Around Staunton Island. Name: Diablo Stallion ID: 175 Gang: Diablos Speed: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Rare Comments: A very stylish, muscle car, with an awsome engine popping out the hood. Location: Around Hepburn heights, Portland. Name: Cartel Cruiser ID: 176 Gang: Columbian Cartel Speed: 7/10 Weight: 7/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: A pretty decent car, or would it be called truck, this vehicle isn't particularly useful for anything though. Location: Found around Witchia Gardens, Shorside Vale. Name: Hoods Rumpo XL ID:177 Gang: $$H Speed: 7/10 Weight: 8/10 Availability:Rare Comments: A nice van too cruise around in, also has a cool tag painted on the side. Location: Around Witchia gardens Shoreside vale Name: Thunder-Rodd ID: 189 Gang: Racing Gangs Speed: 8/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Rare Comments: An awsome looking car, it also handles very well. Location: Parked by the building in which the policeman’s ball took place in GTA3. Name: Sindacco Argentino ID: 190 Gang: Sindaccos Speed: 6/10 Weight: 6/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: Its not a very attractive car, but handles resonably well. Location: Driving around the Red light District until the Sindaccos get eliminated. Name: Forelli Exsess ID: 191 Gang: Forellis Speed: 5/10 Weight: 5/10 Availability: Uncommon Comments: This car grips very well, brakes excellent. Location: Around Fort Staunton. Name: Speeder Speed: 8/10 Weight: 5/10 Comments: Second fastest boat in the game, but doesn't handle very well. Name: Reefer Speed: 5/10 Weight: 9/10 Comments: A pretty lousy boat, handles well though. Name: Predator Speed: 9/10 Weight: 8/10 Comments: Police boat, has mounted guns which can be fired!(o) Thats all,finally I TAKEN THIS FROM GTAFORUMS.COM I hope i not will be banned for that

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