Chris Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 What are your favourite funny quotes you've heard in the game, there are loads of ped comments and stuff that CJ says. A good one is the second time CJ says "Does the Pope shit in the woods? and Cesar replies with "I don't know holmes, why do you keep asking me that?What the pope does is his business" lol Also on Radio X, Sage says: "Sage, thats my real name, if you dont believe me you can go fuck yourself" Oh and a comment from a ped on CJ's hygeine problem: "Do you shower in shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxR3Xxx Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 sup im new here, but i would have to say the funniest one ive ever heard was some guy asks "Do you shower and doodoo?" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glitch Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 my fav is "have you ever done a cat up the ass?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 6, 2004 Author Share Posted December 6, 2004 lol that ones good too also when that Pakistani fellow farts in front of you (if you just leave it on for a while and do nothing) he goes: "oh my god I am so sorry" its just funny in his accent though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyrolot Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 when he farts he say something like : my wife owuld kill me in bed, or summin like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMMY B Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 During the end mission where you have to take over two Idlewood territories, I gathered up a gang of about seven OGFs, plus CJ and Sweet, and walked them to Idlewood (I figured it'd be easier than trying to drive that many there). On the way, we crossed an intersection where some car screeched to a halt by us, and the driver said "You're like my a$$hole: always holding S**t up!" I was laughing so hard, I got killed in Idlewood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris82 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 (edited) My favorite is when you go up to a ho, and reply negitavly, he says many funny things. My favorite is: "I would, but I have some self respect." I also like when Sage says something like "OK, it's time to chop some heads-we're gonna start with that bitch from the record store." KDST Radiohead "If the cops can't catch you, you must be on... THE DUST" Fear it? Do it commercial: "I was having these REALLY HORRIFIC thoughts. I wanted to sleep with my mom. Now that I have, I don't want to anymore." And... last but not least, some commercial: "Mom, Tim broke the vodka bottle on your night stand! ...Chris did it! ...You little ####s, I'll kill you both! Edited December 10, 2004 by chris82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 10, 2004 Author Share Posted December 10, 2004 if you get really fat some prossie will say "your titties are bigger than mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 On the commercial about fear I like the lady who says she was afarid of her kids getting hurt. "So I stabbed them, didn't hurt me that much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank-Tenpenny Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 "ive been to all the public bathrooms in the city or sumthin like that lol i dunno its just funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE_G@m£ Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 when you try and hook up with the girlfriend that likes fat guys, she rejects you(if you've got full muscle) and says ' what did you have for breakfast? steroids? ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockstar Games Presents...GTA SA Posted December 25, 2004 Share Posted December 25, 2004 Hi I'm New... My Favorite Quote is when a ped farts and say's "Ooohhh..My Ass is talkin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kkkg Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 i heard a ped say hey did you see those body bags up north (Second Ped)holly shi :!: i think i just took one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 "[farts] There's more where that came from" I've only heard that one in angel pline though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude4L Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 well my is when cj crashes to a car he shouts "Did you steal your license?!" and "What kind of lincense do you have?A fishing license?!" xDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUN3R Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 (edited) Some country girl: You sure have big muscles. Carl Johnson: Thanks, I look good. But I'm an asshole. And... Hobo: When I find that Chihuahua I'll kill it. That slaps me on the knee. Edited April 29, 2011 by TUN3R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I started playing San Andreas yesterday. So far I found one from a radio comercial. "The world's bi-polar! So am I!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 "Smoking kills, unless you kill first." "It's time to smoke the smokers." "It's a revolution out there and frankly it's time to start chopping off some heads. I'd rather be dead than ignorant. Learn from me. I know what I'm talking about." -Sage "It ain't work'n, beat it with a wrench." - Random GTA: SA voice "Ain't this what they mean by car pool?" - CJ while car jacking in the rain "Now I got to steal another car." - The guy who just got car jacked "Can't you see I'm busy be'n high!?" - Some guy after bumping into him "I realized after my third child I hate kids!" -Radio comercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 "You a professional moron? Or just a gifted amateur?" - CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 * Hey you're gonna make me drop my drugs. - Some guy getting car jacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 * (After playing Freebird) "That's the song I listened to when I went to put my wife down. I'm kidding, she survived." * (Something about telling Sage to get over herself and stop whinning) - KDST DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 "I was washing my sports car. Just kidding. It was repossessed. And I left seafood in the trunk." - KDST DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VG-H3LGAN5H00TA Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 IDK If you guys only want GTASA Quotes in here but on GTAIV TBoGT theres a mission where when you walk into Maisonette 9 you incounter a hot chick and the game skips to a cutscene of Luis banging her. Luis says, "Say my name," The babe goes, 'I dont know your name but this sure feels good," I laughed my Assasins creed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinRE4 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Cj crashes into car and says "I've seen alot of idiots in my time, but you special" The EMS guys sometimes fight you, one says "I am going to split you cranium plates" (something like that been awhile since I got into fight with one) LS cop has tourettes He say something soft like "I've had a really bad day mister, (then shouts) I HOPE YOU DIE - "You haha you think your tough" "IVE BEEN SOBER FOR OVER A YEAR" wreck his cruiser. "go head just test me I clean" "ah this will and points to my license" LSPD "I wont shoot int he leg dickhead" "shoot him in the ear" "aim for the crotch always" "dont let me die in my moms basement" Motorcycle cops quotes "How would you like my badge for a but plug" "Show you how its done on the east coast no witnesses" "Thats for screwing my wife" "mess with a mans wife will you" " out of the way Im trying to kill my ex" "Looks like someone is going to collect life insurance douche" Most of the ped quotes have been already been covered IDK If you guys only want GTASA Quotes in here but on GTAIV TBoGT theres a mission where when you walk into Maisonette 9 you incounter a hot chick and the game skips to a cutscene of Luis banging her. Luis says, "Say my name," The babe goes, 'I dont know your name but this sure feels good," I laughed my Assasins creed off. that is a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarAngel Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 "Honk means move the hell on man!" - Random driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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