Slayer Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I'm dating a slut. I once got caught masturbating. Once while I was with a girl I felt bad and had to throw up. Some kind of a virus... A few years ago I was afraid of being with one girl that liked me because she was a bit taller than me. I have a hard time stretching. Can't even bend and touch my toes. I get closer to knees than toes! Idk how to snap. I often think I deserve cooler friends than I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 not really embarrasing, but owell: I was doing an online race and i thaught i crossed the line and won, so i started doing a douhnut and i got over taken. I later realsied i hadn't finished yet and i finished last in the end lol! Also this is in real life: We did a rolling start in karting and we turned the corner onto the start finish straight. When we turned the corner (at about 10mph) i spun out lol! and i caused a bit of a wreck behind me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 That's nothing. I'm 5'0 and in high school. My eyes are so bad the first time i read it i thought it said he was 50 (as in years old) WnN2 - Be careful w/ alchemy. 5 feet = 152.4 centimeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 That's nothing. I'm 5'0 and in high school. My eyes are so bad the first time i read it i thought it said he was 50 (as in years old) WnN2 - Be careful w/ alchemy. 5 feet = 152.4 centimeter Ugh, don't tell me about it. Like this one time, I and my little brother were trying to bring our mother back, and it kinda backfired. I lost my leg and my brother lost his body. I then had to sacrifice my arm to attach his soul to a nearby suit of armor. I'm embarrassed that I've seen every episode of FMA and the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 FMA = RULEZ!!! Keep your brother out of the water & don't mind the cats or chimera women. Got Conquerer of Shambala for my kid last Christmas, now I'm the greatest dad ever. Back to topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 It's really embarrassing that I don't know shit about computers. I can't even install the free version of GTA 1 onto my POS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 That's nothing. I'm 5'0 and in high school. My eyes are so bad the first time i read it i thought it said he was 50 (as in years old) WnN2 - Be careful w/ alchemy. 5 feet = 152.4 centimeter Ugh, don't tell me about it. Like this one time, I and my little brother were trying to bring our mother back, and it kinda backfired. I lost my leg and my brother lost his body. I then had to sacrifice my arm to attach his soul to a nearby suit of armor. I'm embarrassed that I've seen every episode of FMA and the movie. I shuddered the second you said "little brother"...... Can't say there's really much I'm embarrassed about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Get on YIM and I'll explain.......... Embarrasing, um. I went to a mall dressed like a hobo once. Tons of hot chicks, I missed out, damnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Get on YIM and I'll explain..........Embarrasing, um. I went to a mall dressed like a hobo once. Tons of hot chicks, I missed out, damnit. Fail much? I'm not that tall, my GF is about a year and a half younger than me, and we're probably about the same size (thank fuck she don't wear heels!) embarassing? err.... I dunno... I'm embarassed that i have the potential to bee seen w/ one my mates (bit of a twat though), jamie, he's a total gimp. A shouty tramp. He smells bad, he get constant abuse. He always starts fights he cant win. And gets owned... 3 KO's this year i think. But that not really me, just that annoying little fag. Will post when i think of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott. Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 (edited) I also got caught masterbating once... very embarrassing Edited July 21, 2007 by FireX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I almost got caught masturbating. Luckily, I hid the magazine in time and faked taking a dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott. Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I almost got caught masturbating. Luckily, I hid the magazine in time and faked taking a dump. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 This one time, I had a boner while swimming. And the chlorine was causing a burning sensation down there. It sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 This one time, I had a boner while swimming. And the chlorine was causing a burning sensation down there. It sucked. least it was worth looking at the girls in the bikinis right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 This one time, I had a boner while swimming. And the chlorine was causing a burning sensation down there. It sucked. least it was worth looking at the girls in the bikinis right? What girls? I was by myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) lol..masturbating in the pool? oops going off topic. I say stupid things when i'm in intense situations. THATS REALLY BAD. Means i can't talk to girls Edited July 22, 2007 by WackySlide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) ^ Nope. Just a random boner. The fact that I have a retarded son. And his name was Samiam. EDIT: Some vets may get my joke. Edited July 22, 2007 by WnN2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 ^ Nope. Just a random boner.The fact that I have a retarded son. And his name was Samiam. Is that a joke? You are 15 on your profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oskar Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Oh.. My.. God.. I can't stop laughing at your comment, WackySlide. Samiam was the most immature person who ever joined these forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 Oh LOL Now that is embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 The time I got called a 30 year old pedo by this girl I know from school. What a bitch huh? I should give her myspace out and let ya'll make fun of her aidz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Do it. I've never sent an email to anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 i don't know if you can call this embarassing but i once got into a fight with a friend of mine and i behaved like scarface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Most embarrassing thing that's with me is going to a Special Education school for 3 years, completely away from society basically. I've been scared to really walk around town because my old friends turned out to be assholes to me and sold me out, that's part of the reason I was in S.P.E.D. schooling. It's not really embarrassing, it's just I'm 14 with one good friend, and I've never had a girlfriend before, so yeah, puts me down a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Vercetti Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 (edited) I used to love S Club 7. I don't know if anyone knows who they are but, it's pretty embarrassing. Edited July 26, 2007 by Mrs.Vercetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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