Connor Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Yeah, well I'm not that into rapping, but I think it's fucking epic when it's made funny. Here we go... --- Gonna rape your mom Shove a gun up her bum and blow her fanny right to motherfucking kingdom come! Yo ni**a ni**a, life is hard for us But as long as I be smackin my bitches I'll be rappin all the way to massive football pitches! --- Got a bit lazy at the end. It was just an example. Sure you guys could do a lot better, so post away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 (edited) Starting the heat with lyrics cold as ice Bailin' out the prison, startin' again to sell dice Always ready to get back in the game to get my slice Bustin' lyric busta's like in Miami Vice. Just some freestyle, took me 5 minutes damn it. Tried to avoid gangsta crap theme, dunno if fully succeded. Edited February 14, 2009 by Gycu Brun X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpilk901 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 (edited) Drivin' in Roman's cab I see the head's poppin', Niko Bellic, no one can stop 'im, Michelle tried because she's the C.I.A, But he shot her up for being in the way. Dmitri took his cousin but as Niko tells, "Nobody fucks with my family!" and he shot his 10mm shells. Cold ice mothafucka as Playboy would say, When he shot up Dwayne for being an emo gay. This is my man Niko and he'll fuck you up, Who gives a shit 'bout the pigs? We'll shoot the cop. Hey look, it's Johnny from The Lost and the Damned, But Nicky fucks him up and the rest of his gang. Cos' no one fucks with the Bellic family, And if they do? Well say goodbye to their memory. Oorah, beat that. Edited February 14, 2009 by Mpilk901 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 This one I made in my spare time: One, two, three and to the fo Snoop doggy dogg and dr. dre are at the do Ready to make an entrance, so back on up [cuase you know we bout had to rip shit up] Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble Compton and long beach together, now you know you in trouble Aint nothin but a g thang, baaaaabay! Two loced out gs so were craaaaazay! Death row is the label that paaaaays me! Unfadable, so please dont try to fade this [hell yeah] But, uh, back to the lecture at hand Perfection is perfected, so Im a let em understand From a young gs perspective And before me dig out a bitch I have ta find a contraceptive You never know she could be earnin her man, And learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man Now you know I aint wit that shit, lieutenant Aint no pussy good enough to get burnt while Im up in it Now thats realer than real-deal holyfield And now all you hookas and hos know how I feel Well if its good enough to get broke off a proper chunk Ill take a small piece of some of that funky stuff Its like this and like that and like this and uh Its like that and like this and like that and uh Its like this and like that and like this and uh Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom Dr dre: Well Im peepin, and Im creepin, and Im creep-in But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beepin Now its time for me to make my impression felt So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt You never been on a ride like this befo With a producer who can rap and control the maestro At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky shit To add to my collection, the selection Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but dont choke If ya do, ya have no clue O what me and my homey snoop dogg came to do Its like this and like that and like this and uh Its like that and like this and like that and uh Its like this, and we aint got no love for those So jus chill, til the next episode Snoop: Fallin back on that ass with a hellified gangsta lean Gettin funky on the mic like a old batch o collard greens Its the capital s, oh yes, the fresh n double o p D o double g y d o double g ya see Showin much flex when its time to wreck a mic Pimpin hos and clockin a grip like my name was dolomite Yeah, and it dont quit I think they in a mood for some mothafuckin g shit So dre. [what up dogg? ] We gotta give em what dey want [whats that, g? ] We gotta break em off somethin [hell yeah] And its gotta be bumpin [city of compton!] Its where it takes place so Im a ask your attention Mobbin like a mothafucka but I aint lynchin Droppin the funky shit thats makin the sucka niggaz mumble When Im on the mic, its like a cookie, they all crumble Try to get close, and your assll get smacked My mothafuckin homie doggy dogg has my back Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then Im slippin But if I got my nina, then you know Im straight trippin And Im a continue to put the rap down, put the mack down And if your bitches talk shit, I have ta put the smack down Yeah, and ya dont stop I told you Im just like a clock when I tick and I tock But Im never off, always on, til the break dawn C o m p t o n, and the city they call long beach Puttin the strength together Like my homey d.o.c., no one can do it better Like this, that and this and uh Its like that and like this and like that and uh Its like this, and we aint got no love for those So jus chill, til the next episode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpilk901 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Copying other songs are we Don? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 Yeah great, but that's a Dr Dre song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deji Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I'd post mine, but they're... Mine! Muhahaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 Then don't bother posting at all... NAH go on...post them...please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Lol, I think Ludacris has the funniest lines out there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthbound Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 This one I made in my spare time:One, two, three and to the fo Snoop doggy dogg and dr. dre are at the do Ready to make an entrance, so back on up [cuase you know we bout had to rip shit up] Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble Compton and long beach together, now you know you in trouble Aint nothin but a g thang, baaaaabay! Two loced out gs so were craaaaazay! Death row is the label that paaaaays me! Unfadable, so please dont try to fade this [hell yeah] But, uh, back to the lecture at hand Perfection is perfected, so Im a let em understand From a young gs perspective And before me dig out a bitch I have ta find a contraceptive You never know she could be earnin her man, And learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man Now you know I aint wit that shit, lieutenant Aint no pussy good enough to get burnt while Im up in it Now thats realer than real-deal holyfield And now all you hookas and hos know how I feel Well if its good enough to get broke off a proper chunk Ill take a small piece of some of that funky stuff Its like this and like that and like this and uh Its like that and like this and like that and uh Its like this and like that and like this and uh Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom Lmao, umm? If you're going to rip lyrics off, why not pick a song everyone DOESN'T know. Or one that doesn't mention the artists in it? Oh, and here's my attempt. Yo yo, wiggedy wack, etc. I WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Didn't we have a topic like this a few years ago? It was shit but actually quite lulzy. Someone find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 I never saw it, but sorry for making another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 No I wasn't annoyed or anything, I just can't be arsed searching for it because it's not really that important, however if someone does find it I'll give it a read for the lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 lol, anyway... STOP PRETENDIN TO BE BLACK, YOU LOOK LIKE A SPACK I BET YOU EVEN STICK YOUR HEAD IN YOUR MOM'S ARSE CRACK! ...JUST TO BE BLACK! YOUR A TWAT! GO TAKE 200 pounds of SMACK! cliche stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Didn't we have a topic like this a few years ago? It was shit but actually quite lulzy. Someone find it. I'm pretty sure that was before the one of the forum resets. Remember, TIAUN was in it? She was actually pretty good, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Oh I dunno, maybe there was an even older one then, seem to remember kokane being in it and that was after the forum reset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I'm going to be lazy lolz yo you mother fuckers sound like a clit trying to fucking spit ill have you feelin numb from the bullets i hum and when they hit moms havin fits but i dont give a shit [soulja boy diss] yo soulja boy dont got a dick look at the size of his fuckin click that bitch getting fucked up like rick [ross] he wish he was rich but hes like a gold fish snitchin on the sharks he probably walkin in his private fucking park he thinks hes gangsta...but the truth is hes a internet wanksta.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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