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Yeah, well I'm not that into rapping, but I think it's fucking epic when it's made funny. :hurrhurr:

Here we go...

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Gonna rape your mom

Shove a gun up her bum

and blow her fanny right to motherfucking kingdom come!

Yo ni**a ni**a, life is hard for us

But as long as I be smackin my bitches

I'll be rappin all the way to massive football pitches!

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Got a bit lazy at the end. :P

It was just an example. :awesome:

Sure you guys could do a lot better, so post away...

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Starting the heat with lyrics cold as ice

Bailin' out the prison, startin' again to sell dice

Always ready to get back in the game to get my slice

Bustin' lyric busta's like in Miami Vice.

Just some freestyle, took me 5 minutes damn it. Tried to avoid gangsta crap theme, dunno if fully succeded.

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Drivin' in Roman's cab I see the head's poppin',

Niko Bellic, no one can stop 'im,

Michelle tried because she's the C.I.A,

But he shot her up for being in the way.

Dmitri took his cousin but as Niko tells,

"Nobody fucks with my family!" and he shot his 10mm shells.

Cold ice mothafucka as Playboy would say,

When he shot up Dwayne for being an emo gay.

This is my man Niko and he'll fuck you up,

Who gives a shit 'bout the pigs? We'll shoot the cop.

Hey look, it's Johnny from The Lost and the Damned,

But Nicky fucks him up and the rest of his gang.

Cos' no one fucks with the Bellic family,

And if they do? Well say goodbye to their memory.

Oorah, beat that.

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This one I made in my spare time:

One, two, three and to the fo

Snoop doggy dogg and dr. dre are at the do

Ready to make an entrance, so back on up

[cuase you know we bout had to rip shit up]

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble

Compton and long beach together, now you know you in trouble

Aint nothin but a g thang, baaaaabay!

Two loced out gs so were craaaaazay!

Death row is the label that paaaaays me!

Unfadable, so please dont try to fade this [hell yeah]

But, uh, back to the lecture at hand

Perfection is perfected, so Im a let em understand

From a young gs perspective

And before me dig out a bitch I have ta find a contraceptive

You never know she could be earnin her man,

And learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man

Now you know I aint wit that shit, lieutenant

Aint no pussy good enough to get burnt while Im up in it

Now thats realer than real-deal holyfield

And now all you hookas and hos know how I feel

Well if its good enough to get broke off a proper chunk

Ill take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

Its like this and like that and like this and uh

Its like that and like this and like that and uh

Its like this and like that and like this and uh

Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom

Dr dre:

Well Im peepin, and Im creepin, and Im creep-in

But I damn near got caught, cause my beeper kept beepin

Now its time for me to make my impression felt

So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt

You never been on a ride like this befo

With a producer who can rap and control the maestro

At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick

You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky shit

To add to my collection, the selection

Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but dont choke

If ya do, ya have no clue

O what me and my homey snoop dogg came to do

Its like this and like that and like this and uh

Its like that and like this and like that and uh

Its like this, and we aint got no love for those

So jus chill, til the next episode

Snoop:

Fallin back on that ass with a hellified gangsta lean

Gettin funky on the mic like a old batch o collard greens

Its the capital s, oh yes, the fresh n double o p

D o double g y d o double g ya see

Showin much flex when its time to wreck a mic

Pimpin hos and clockin a grip like my name was dolomite

Yeah, and it dont quit

I think they in a mood for some mothafuckin g shit

So dre. [what up dogg? ]

We gotta give em what dey want [whats that, g? ]

We gotta break em off somethin [hell yeah]

And its gotta be bumpin [city of compton!]

Its where it takes place so Im a ask your attention

Mobbin like a mothafucka but I aint lynchin

Droppin the funky shit thats makin the sucka niggaz mumble

When Im on the mic, its like a cookie, they all crumble

Try to get close, and your assll get smacked

My mothafuckin homie doggy dogg has my back

Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then Im slippin

But if I got my nina, then you know Im straight trippin

And Im a continue to put the rap down, put the mack down

And if your bitches talk shit, I have ta put the smack down

Yeah, and ya dont stop

I told you Im just like a clock when I tick and I tock

But Im never off, always on, til the break dawn

C o m p t o n, and the city they call long beach

Puttin the strength together

Like my homey d.o.c., no one can do it better

Like this, that and this and uh

Its like that and like this and like that and uh

Its like this, and we aint got no love for those

So jus chill, til the next episode

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This one I made in my spare time:

One, two, three and to the fo

Snoop doggy dogg and dr. dre are at the do

Ready to make an entrance, so back on up

[cuase you know we bout had to rip shit up]

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble

Compton and long beach together, now you know you in trouble

Aint nothin but a g thang, baaaaabay!

Two loced out gs so were craaaaazay!

Death row is the label that paaaaays me!

Unfadable, so please dont try to fade this [hell yeah]

But, uh, back to the lecture at hand

Perfection is perfected, so Im a let em understand

From a young gs perspective

And before me dig out a bitch I have ta find a contraceptive

You never know she could be earnin her man,

And learnin her man, and at the same time burnin her man

Now you know I aint wit that shit, lieutenant

Aint no pussy good enough to get burnt while Im up in it

Now thats realer than real-deal holyfield

And now all you hookas and hos know how I feel

Well if its good enough to get broke off a proper chunk

Ill take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

Its like this and like that and like this and uh

Its like that and like this and like that and uh

Its like this and like that and like this and uh

Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom

Lmao, umm? If you're going to rip lyrics off, why not pick a song everyone DOESN'T know. Or one that doesn't mention the artists in it?

Oh, and here's my attempt.

Yo yo, wiggedy wack, etc.

I WIN!

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I'm going to be lazy lolz

yo you mother fuckers sound like a clit

trying to fucking spit

ill have you feelin numb from the bullets i hum

and when they hit moms havin fits but i dont give a shit

[soulja boy diss]

yo soulja boy dont got a dick

look at the size of his fuckin click

that bitch getting fucked up like rick [ross]

he wish he was rich

but hes like a gold fish snitchin on the sharks

he probably walkin in his private fucking park

he thinks hes gangsta...but the truth is

hes a internet wanksta..

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