Vincent Valentino Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Your pony catches the rare Daltosisotosa and tramples you, eats your inards rectum to cranium, humps the unrecognizable remains, then roams around devoring others while you rot in a pasture with horse shit and seamen all over you.I wish I was like...21. (And I also wish I had known befroe that I had not waited after 2 posts. My mistake.) (genocide has taught you well) You become 21 and you catch herpies I wish I had flying pony (beat that genocide) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 The pony flies, but you fall off and die. I wish my name was Mr. Negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavik Von Stockholm Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 You gain the nickname Mr. Negative from always giving negative aswers such as "no". Someone robs you. "Give me your money!" "No." And you get shot. I wish I had a PSP and some games that are INDESTRUCTBLE! So no "You fall and break it" scenarios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genocide Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 (edited) After contacting GOD HIMSELF , and selling your soul five times over, you get an indestructable PSP. Soon after you receive the glorious device, you are met by my pony with the rare Daltosisotos and it tramples you, eats your inards rectum to cranium, humps the unrecognizable remains, then roams around devouring others while you rot on a cold sidewalk in front of hundreds of people with horse shit and semen all over you. Seeing as you sold your soul several times, Satan collects you after you die and you face eternal suffering for your meretricious device. You remain in the form you were in right before you died, and all the other residents of hell make fun of you. Your PSP is then stolen by a five year old homosexual child who utilizes it as a device to play only barney related games. I want everyone in the world to be armed with a nuclear missile. Edited May 8, 2005 by Genocide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocelot Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 (edited) Everyone in the world is armed with a nuclear missile, but the world is destroyed by an astroid (sp?). However Genocide lives. But he soon becomes too lonely and pisses on his dead pony. Then he kills himself. I wish... no one could post next and ruin my wishes. Edited May 7, 2005 by Ocelot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavik Von Stockholm Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 After contacting GOD HIMSELF , and selling your soul five times over, you get an indestructable PSP. Soon after you recive the glorious device, you are met by my pony with the rare Daltosisotos and it tramples you, eats your inards rectum to cranium, humps the unrecognizable remains, then roams around devoring others while you rot on a cold sidewalk in front of hundreds of people with horse shit and semen all over you. Seeing as you sold your soul several times, Satan collects you after you die and you face eternal suffering for your meretricious device. You remain in the from you were in right before you died, and all the other residents of hell make fun of you. Your PSP is then stolen by a five year old homosexual child who utilizes it as a device to play only barney related games. I want everyone in the world to be armed with a nuclear missile. (Wow...I'm speechless....well typeless...though I will still type this sentenceand the ruining of the last wish!) I JUST DID! I wish I could of thought of Geno's ruin post before he did and used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomman Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 you think of something better than geno but because you only have a 3 second memory(not enough time to write it down) You forget i wish i win the curve ball and tetris tournament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 After contacting GOD HIMSELF , and selling your soul five times over, you get an indestructable PSP. Soon after you recive the glorious device, you are met by my pony with the rare Daltosisotos and it tramples you, eats your inards rectum to cranium, humps the unrecognizable remains, then roams around devoring others while you rot on a cold sidewalk in front of hundreds of people with horse shit and semen all over you. Seeing as you sold your soul several times, Satan collects you after you die and you face eternal suffering for your meretricious device. You remain in the form you were in right before you died, and all the other residents of hell make fun of you. Your PSP is then stolen by a five year old homosexual child who utilizes it as a device to play only barney related games. I want everyone in the world to be armed with a nuclear missile. That was pure genius. They should call you Geniuscide. You win your tourneys but ONLY because everyone left the forums and started some new forums to get away from your contagous NDS. I wish I could tame Geno's wild Pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavik Von Stockholm Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 After taming Geno's wild horse you gain the rare Daltosisotos and go mad with power, go on a rampage with said horse wounding multiple civilians, then you are both shot. You survive and head to life in prison to meet your cell mate and child molester, Bubbah. I wish there were no more n00bs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genocide Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 (edited) Genocide gobbles up all the noobs...and you are subjected to slow,painful dismemberment with a rusty scalpal, for no apparent reason. I wish I could poke out all of your eyes out at once. Edited May 8, 2005 by Genocide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Genocide gobbles up all the noobs...and you are subjected to slow,painful dismemberment with a rusty scalpal, for no apparent reason.I wish I could poke out all of your eyes out at once. You grow hundreds of fingers on super long arms. You are then thrown into a freak show and laughed and ridiculed so some idiot can make lots of money off of you. I wish I ran the freak show that captured Geno, that way we could take over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Valentino Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 You run the show,but geno escapes and pokes you're eyes out. I wish spaz would get a new kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genocide Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Spaz gets a new kitten, and it is very friendly to most people. Unfortunately it does not like something about you and tears your limbs off. Genocide discovers your immobolized carcass and performs surgical experimentations on your barely-clinging-to-life-corpse, to appese his hunger for anatomical knowledge of the human body. You are then stuffed and mounted on his wall. I wish I controlled the strings that make up the universe, and could manipulate the very essence of time and space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Valentino Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 (edited) ^he controls the univeres then a flying pony randomly bites off his head. I wish genocide or spaz would say the most nasty violent thing ever. Edited May 9, 2005 by Vincent Valentino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genocide Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 *silence* *crickets chirping* Looks like that wish was sufficiently ruined. I wish Crimson died a slow painful death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isukisuk Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Crimson died but he came back as a zombie and killed you. I wish there is nothing in this universe and not even a universe like there is nothing.Not even me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavik Von Stockholm Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Hey we still exsist! Wish ruined, sucka! I wish I had all the abilities and possesions of my super powerful Carl Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocelot Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 You have all the abilities of Carl, but then some five year old comes and erases the SA game data and you are erased from existence. I wish for infinite wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isukisuk Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 (edited) You get infinte wish but you started to get greedy,than greedier than more greedy until you went crazy. I wish someone will post in this topic Edited May 9, 2005 by isukisuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocelot Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Someone posts in this topic, but it contains the pic of a penis!! I wish someone would post more often in the hot chicks topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomman Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 More people post in the hot chic topic but then it gets shut down because of to many porno posts i wish spas would stop calling me randomn00b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavik Von Stockholm Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Spaz gets mysteriously run over in his house therefore stopping him from calling you Randomn00b but it has already caught on so everyone calls you that, randomn00b. I wish there were no more n00bs frolicking up the RPs on another site I'm on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isukisuk Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 There were no more noobs but soon you turned into a noob. I wish i had a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomman Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 You got a girlfriend but then she 98 timed you. I wish it was dinnertime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slavik Von Stockholm Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Your family decided to go oriental order up a rare sushi pufferfish for dinner. But due to a mixup, you get the one that was poisonous and due to more incompetent chefs, you eat deadly parts and you all die after 3 straight days of food poisoning symptoms, e.g. vomiting, diarreah, ect. I wish I didn't eed to do school work yet had the needed knowledge and degree to make it seem like I did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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