Damjan Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 (edited) The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar's arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim's computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary. According to court records, Deputy P.D. Ware of the Berkeley County Sheriff's Department responded on Aug. 28 to the victim's home after she reported the burglary. She told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window. There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar. The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer. The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer. The two rings were worth more than $3,500, reports indicate. During the investigation, a friend of the victim told her that he knew where Parker was staying, in the same area as the victim's house. Police then went to the home and spoke with a friend of Parker's. The man said Parker had stopped by his home occasionally, but he said the man didn't live there. He also said that the night before the burglary, Parker asked him if he wanted to help break into the victim's home but he refused. As of Tuesday evening, Parker remained in custody at the Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bail. If convicted he faces one to 10 years in prison. What an idiot. Edited September 19, 2009 by Sтεαм. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 So while robbing someone's house, you go use their computer real quick to check your Facebook.... ...interesting priorities. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iconoclast Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I lol'd. Hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Fucking HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOUCH!!! Shit! STOMACH ACHE!!! But man, that has got to be the funniest thing I ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Chestnut Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Dumbass ... When my mother and I were robbed one of the three finger prints they got was from my mothers toilet, they lifted the seat to use it. I understand when you gotta go you gotta go, but you can wait 30 minutes until you are done stealing shit and get home to check you facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletproofboy Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 what A idiot good for him lolololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvas. Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Really. Was it necessary for him to check his Facebook account while robbing ? Its just like stopping the car and drinking a juice when the SWAT is behind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I started laughing as soon as I read the topic title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Ray Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 You know, of all the precautions you would take when breaking into a house, you would think that not leaving yourself logged into Facebook would be a pretty obvious one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwire Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I rofl'd. He couldn't wait 30 minutes to get out of the house with the jewels and get home to check his Facebook? Lol, what a dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 What are you currently doing? Stealing from a woman! Lolzies. Obviously had too much time to spare on his hands. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Ahaha "just got me some nice diamond rings" so stupid lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 What was he thinking that made him do something stupid like that? I just can't believe it actually happened now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 What are you currently doing? Stealing from a woman! Lolzies. Obviously had too much time to spare on his hands. This post is a complete win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shannymadden Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 My boyfriend told me about this today. HAHAHAHAHAHA. It's actually the dumbest thing to do, sucked in. Who's that desperate for social networking... during a robbery? :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Ray Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 What are you currently doing? Stealing from a woman! Lolzies. Obviously had too much time to spare on his hands. This post is a complete win. You'd have to have something pretty wrong with you to create a fail post in a topic like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverballer95 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 LOL pwnd I mean, it's dumb enough to log onto facebook in that situation to begin with, but how stupid can you possibly be to keep yourself logged in?? Now we know to check the log in history on our computers if we think we've been burgled. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deji Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Wow... What's his Facebook account called? Damn I wanna add him. Guess it won't matter from his jail sentence Meh, he needs to know more about computers, really... Even if he'd logged out, the history would probably indicate his username. Plus cookies may remain and if really necessary, most authorities have access to everyones Facebook anyway so they could have easily traced him from that. I don't like the "1-10 years", though. It should be less... I mean, if he's THAT stupid he's not really as much of a threat than other criminals, lol. That would be a kick in the teeth "You're being let go because you're too stupid to do anything serious, anyway". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 He most likely wasn't thinking about cookies, history, etc. at the time. Facebook is teh uber pwnz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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