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[Ivan]

Would be cool if britney killed him

[Angry Gorilla]

...and so Britney proceeded to rape the 80 year old man who was also trying to rape a horse.

Then Marie came along and licked out Nazz.

[Dirty Harry]

Ola o meu nome e Vasco

Labios Vaginais Do Inferno.

[Angry Gorilla]

Ola o meu nome e Vasco

Labios Vaginais Do Inferno.

Flaming Vaginas?

...then Marie and Nazz started to stick their tongues down each others throats, A banned member who had but 4 chances joined in and felt them both up their pussies

Nazz orgasmed all over the banned member, and then Sky banned him for fucking Jack Thompson while giving Larry Joe a blowjob.

[Dirty Harry]

No Vaginal Lips of Hell

[Angry Gorilla]

I got an idea.

Lets poke fun at banned members.

[Ivan]

lifes jokes is such a noob

[Angry Gorilla]

lifes joke is a faggot.

He licked his grandma's pussy.

[Dirty Harry]

Life Joke was a fucking idiot. His mom should cry for letting that retard into this world.

[Angry Gorilla]

Waaaahh I'm a retard who manipulates posts.

Edited December 30, 2007 by Alucardo

[Dirty Harry]

What are you talking about?

[Angry Gorilla]

I'm oskar the douchebag

Edited December 30, 2007 by Alucardo

[Ivan]

These people... come here and act stupid... bastards

[Dirty Harry]

WHAT YOU POKE FUN AT MY PANIC ATTACKZ JOY DIVISION

NOOB

NOOB

NOOB

I'm sorry can I have another chance.

This guy was cool until he decided to fuck up his fourth chance, he knew he would get banned if he continued to be silly, now he is gone.

WTF are you talking about?

[Angry Gorilla]

WHAT YOU POKE FUN AT MY PANIC ATTACKZ JOY DIVISION

NOOB

NOOB

NOOB

I'm sorry can I have another chance.

This guy was cool until he decided to fuck up his fourth chance, he knew he would get banned if he continued to be silly, now he is gone.

WTF are you talking about?

Nyah

I am ashamed

[Gycu]

Here is some spam ... The Minute-By-Minute Break of the Romania-Albania match ...

Qualifying round - 21 November 2007 17:00 CET (18:00 local time) - Lia Manoliu - Bucharest

Romania 6 - 1

Albania

Dică 22, 73(pen), Tamas 53, D. Niculae 64, 66, Marica 71(pen) Kapllani 65

Minute-by-minute

The match is under way.

2 Haxhi (Albania) commits a foul after challenging Margaritescu (Romania).

2 Raţ (Romania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on K. Duro (Albania).

3 Goian (Romania) fouls.

5 Dede (Albania) commits a foul after challenging Marica (Romania).

6 Dică (Romania) delivers the free-kick on target.

6 Beqaj (Albania) makes a save.

7 Tamas (Romania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Bogdani (Albania).

11 K. Duro (Albania) misses the target.

16 Goian (Romania) fouls.

19 F. Petre (Romania) is flagged for offside.

22 (1 - 0) Dică (Romania) scores!

Romania open the scoring midway through the first half through Nicolae Dică, the forward netting from close range after good approach work from Razvan Cocis.

25 K. Duro (Albania) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

27 Skela (Albania) has an effort on goal.

27 Lobont (Romania) makes a save.

29 F. Petre (Romania) takes the corner.

29 Curri (Albania) is cautioned by the referee.

30 Dică (Romania) misses the target.

30 Marica (Romania) is shown a yellow card.

31 Raţ (Romania) commits a foul after challenging Haxhi (Albania).

31 Lila (Albania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Marica (Romania).

32 Bogdani (Albania) is flagged for offside.

33 Marica (Romania) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

34 D. Niculae (Romania) misses the target.

36 Vangeli (Albania) fouls.

37 Vangeli (Albania) commits a foul after challenging F. Petre (Romania).

37 Vangeli (Albania) is booked.

38 Skela (Albania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Goian (Romania).

39 F. Petre (Romania) delivers the corner.

40 K. Duro (Albania) has an effort on goal.

40 Lobont (Romania) makes a save.

40 Bulku (Albania) fouls.

40 Kapllani (in) - Vangeli (out) (Albania)

43 Dică (Romania) has an effort on goal.

43 Beqaj (Albania) makes a save.

44 Raţ (Romania) commits a foul after challenging K. Duro (Albania).

44 Haxhi (Albania) takes the corner.

45 D. Niculae (Romania) misses the target.

The referee blows for half-time.

The second half begins.

46 Ogararu (Romania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Kapllani (Albania).

47 Cocis (Romania) has an effort on goal.

47 Beqaj (Albania) makes a save.

47 Dede (Albania) fouls.

47 Dede (Albania) is cautioned by the referee.

48 Dică (Romania) delivers the free-kick wide.

49 Bogdani (Albania) has an effort on goal.

50 Lobont (Romania) makes a save.

50 Marica (Romania) is flagged for offside.

52 Lala (Albania) commits a foul after challenging Marica (Romania).

53 (2 - 0) Tamas (Romania) scores on free-kick!

Romania double their lead with a fantastic long-range goal. Gabriel Tamas drills right-footed a low free-kick from 30 yards out inside the far post despite the best efforts of goalkeeper Arjan Beqaj.

55 Goian (Romania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Kapllani (Albania).

56 K. Duro (Albania) strikes a free kick into the wall.

56 Skela (Albania) delivers the corner.

56 Dică (Romania) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

58 F. Petre (Romania) has an effort on goal.

59 Beqaj (Albania) makes a save.

59 F. Petre (Romania) takes the corner.

60 Dică (Romania) misses the target.

60 Kapllani (Albania) is flagged for offside.

61 Curri (Albania) fouls.

61 Curri (Albania) is dismissed.

62 F. Petre (Romania) delivers the corner.

64 (3 - 0) D. Niculae (Romania) scores!

Romania increase their lead again with Dică the provider this time, floating in a cross which Daniel Niculae controls and fires into the roof of the net from close range.

65 (3 - 1) Kapllani (Albania) scores!

The visitors pull a goal back as Kapllani collects the ball on the edge of the area, turns his marker and fires low past Bogdan Lobont to give Albania a glimmer of hope.

65 Bucur (in) - F. Petre (out) (Romania)

66 (4 - 1) D. Niculae (Romania) scores!

The home side restore their three-goal cushion within a minute, Niculae scoring his second and Romania's fourth goal - again from close range - after good work on the right by Razvan Cocis.

70 Raţ (Romania) was fouled in the penalty area by Dede (Albania)

71 (5 - 1) Marica (Romania) scores from the penalty spot.

Romania increase their lead, Ciprian Marica sending Arian Beqaj the wrong way from the penalty spot after Răzvan Raţ had been brought down by Nevil Dede.

71 Marica (Romania) was fouled in the penalty area by Dede (Albania)

71 Dede (Albania) is shown the red card.

73 (6 - 1) Dică (Romania) scores from the penalty spot.

Dede is penalised again for another foul inside the area, bringing down Marica to earn a second yellow card and give Romania another spot-kick. Dică obliges this time, slotting the penalty into the corner of the net to make it 6-1.

73 Mazilu (in) - Marica (out) (Romania)

78 M. Constantin (in) - Tamas (out) (Romania)

78 Hyka (in) - K. Duro (out) (Albania)

82 Bogdani (Albania) has an effort on goal.

82 Lobont (Romania) makes a save.

82 El. Bakaj (in) - Bogdani (out) (Albania)

88 Mazilu (Romania) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

88 Bucur (Romania) commits a foul after challenging Haxhi (Albania).

90+1 Ogararu (Romania) takes the corner.

90+1 Bucur (Romania) misses the target.

The final whistle is blown.

Now this is SPAM!

[Angry Gorilla]

Marie took her top off showing Edd her boobs

[Rashon.]

Vodka

[Andrew91]

In my head there is a mirror.. When I've been bad, I've been wrong.

Food for the saints that are quick to judge me.. Hope for a bad man, this is the bad man's song......

[hunter88888]

Here is some spam ... The Minute-By-Minute Break of the Romania-Albania match ...

Qualifying round - 21 November 2007 17:00 CET (18:00 local time) - Lia Manoliu - Bucharest

Romania 6 - 1

Albania

Dică 22, 73(pen), Tamas 53, D. Niculae 64, 66, Marica 71(pen) Kapllani 65

Minute-by-minute

The match is under way.

2 Haxhi (Albania) commits a foul after challenging Margaritescu (Romania).

2 Raţ (Romania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on K. Duro (Albania).

3 Goian (Romania) fouls.

5 Dede (Albania) commits a foul after challenging Marica (Romania).

6 Dică (Romania) delivers the free-kick on target.

6 Beqaj (Albania) makes a save.

7 Tamas (Romania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Bogdani (Albania).

11 K. Duro (Albania) misses the target.

16 Goian (Romania) fouls.

19 F. Petre (Romania) is flagged for offside.

22 (1 - 0) Dică (Romania) scores!

Romania open the scoring midway through the first half through Nicolae Dică, the forward netting from close range after good approach work from Razvan Cocis.

25 K. Duro (Albania) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

27 Skela (Albania) has an effort on goal.

27 Lobont (Romania) makes a save.

29 F. Petre (Romania) takes the corner.

29 Curri (Albania) is cautioned by the referee.

30 Dică (Romania) misses the target.

30 Marica (Romania) is shown a yellow card.

31 Raţ (Romania) commits a foul after challenging Haxhi (Albania).

31 Lila (Albania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Marica (Romania).

32 Bogdani (Albania) is flagged for offside.

33 Marica (Romania) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

34 D. Niculae (Romania) misses the target.

36 Vangeli (Albania) fouls.

37 Vangeli (Albania) commits a foul after challenging F. Petre (Romania).

37 Vangeli (Albania) is booked.

38 Skela (Albania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Goian (Romania).

39 F. Petre (Romania) delivers the corner.

40 K. Duro (Albania) has an effort on goal.

40 Lobont (Romania) makes a save.

40 Bulku (Albania) fouls.

40 Kapllani (in) - Vangeli (out) (Albania)

43 Dică (Romania) has an effort on goal.

43 Beqaj (Albania) makes a save.

44 Raţ (Romania) commits a foul after challenging K. Duro (Albania).

44 Haxhi (Albania) takes the corner.

45 D. Niculae (Romania) misses the target.

The referee blows for half-time.

The second half begins.

46 Ogararu (Romania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Kapllani (Albania).

47 Cocis (Romania) has an effort on goal.

47 Beqaj (Albania) makes a save.

47 Dede (Albania) fouls.

47 Dede (Albania) is cautioned by the referee.

48 Dică (Romania) delivers the free-kick wide.

49 Bogdani (Albania) has an effort on goal.

50 Lobont (Romania) makes a save.

50 Marica (Romania) is flagged for offside.

52 Lala (Albania) commits a foul after challenging Marica (Romania).

53 (2 - 0) Tamas (Romania) scores on free-kick!

Romania double their lead with a fantastic long-range goal. Gabriel Tamas drills right-footed a low free-kick from 30 yards out inside the far post despite the best efforts of goalkeeper Arjan Beqaj.

55 Goian (Romania) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Kapllani (Albania).

56 K. Duro (Albania) strikes a free kick into the wall.

56 Skela (Albania) delivers the corner.

56 Dică (Romania) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

58 F. Petre (Romania) has an effort on goal.

59 Beqaj (Albania) makes a save.

59 F. Petre (Romania) takes the corner.

60 Dică (Romania) misses the target.

60 Kapllani (Albania) is flagged for offside.

61 Curri (Albania) fouls.

61 Curri (Albania) is dismissed.

62 F. Petre (Romania) delivers the corner.

64 (3 - 0) D. Niculae (Romania) scores!

Romania increase their lead again with Dică the provider this time, floating in a cross which Daniel Niculae controls and fires into the roof of the net from close range.

65 (3 - 1) Kapllani (Albania) scores!

The visitors pull a goal back as Kapllani collects the ball on the edge of the area, turns his marker and fires low past Bogdan Lobont to give Albania a glimmer of hope.

65 Bucur (in) - F. Petre (out) (Romania)

66 (4 - 1) D. Niculae (Romania) scores!

The home side restore their three-goal cushion within a minute, Niculae scoring his second and Romania's fourth goal - again from close range - after good work on the right by Razvan Cocis.

70 Raţ (Romania) was fouled in the penalty area by Dede (Albania)

71 (5 - 1) Marica (Romania) scores from the penalty spot.

Romania increase their lead, Ciprian Marica sending Arian Beqaj the wrong way from the penalty spot after Răzvan Raţ had been brought down by Nevil Dede.

71 Marica (Romania) was fouled in the penalty area by Dede (Albania)

71 Dede (Albania) is shown the red card.

73 (6 - 1) Dică (Romania) scores from the penalty spot.

Dede is penalised again for another foul inside the area, bringing down Marica to earn a second yellow card and give Romania another spot-kick. Dică obliges this time, slotting the penalty into the corner of the net to make it 6-1.

73 Mazilu (in) - Marica (out) (Romania)

78 M. Constantin (in) - Tamas (out) (Romania)

78 Hyka (in) - K. Duro (out) (Albania)

82 Bogdani (Albania) has an effort on goal.

82 Lobont (Romania) makes a save.

82 El. Bakaj (in) - Bogdani (out) (Albania)

88 Mazilu (Romania) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

88 Bucur (Romania) commits a foul after challenging Haxhi (Albania).

90+1 Ogararu (Romania) takes the corner.

90+1 Bucur (Romania) misses the target.

The final whistle is blown.

Now this is SPAM!

Pretty interesting... You got some more of those?

[Gycu]

Long and boring spam

Pretty interesting... You got some more of those?

Well ... here is the Slovenia vs. Bulgaria Minute-By-Minute :|

I just noticed you're from Bulgaria

got these from uefa.com/euro2008

The match is under way.

1 Lavrič (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging V. Dimitrov (Bulgaria).

2 Lavrič (Slovenia) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Tomašić (Bulgaria).

2 Berbatov (Bulgaria) fouls.

3 Tomašić (Bulgaria) commits a foul after challenging Kirm (Slovenia).

4 Birsa (Slovenia) strikes a free kick into the wall.

4 Koren (Slovenia) takes the corner.

5 Birsa (Slovenia) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Sti. Petrov (Bulgaria).

6 V. Dimitrov (Bulgaria) has an effort on goal.

6 S. Handanovič (Slovenia) makes a save.

7 S. Angelov (Bulgaria) is flagged for offside.

8 Žlogar (Slovenia) fouls.

11 Kirm (Slovenia) has a shot blocked.

11 Kirm (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging Berbatov (Bulgaria).

11 Žlogar (Slovenia) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Georgiev (Bulgaria).

12 Jokič (Slovenia) delivers the free-kick on target.

12 Ivankov (Bulgaria) makes a save.

15 Žlogar (Slovenia) fouls.

18 Kirm (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging Sti. Petrov (Bulgaria).

18 V. Dimitrov (Bulgaria) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Koren (Slovenia).

19 Koren (Slovenia) delivers the corner.

21 Yovov (Bulgaria) takes the corner.

21 S. Handanovič (Slovenia) makes a save.

21 Sti. Petrov (Bulgaria) fouls.

22 Berbatov (Bulgaria) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

24 Birsa (Slovenia) delivers the corner.

26 Birsa (Slovenia) takes the corner.

27 Lavrič (Slovenia) misses the target.

30 Kirm (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging V. Dimitrov (Bulgaria).

30 Georgiev (Bulgaria) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Brecko (Slovenia).

31 V. Dimitrov (Bulgaria) fouls.

32 Birsa (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging Berbatov (Bulgaria).

34 Georgiev (Bulgaria) is flagged for offside.

35 Žlogar (Slovenia) handles the ball.

35 Žlogar (Slovenia) is cautioned by the referee.

37 Birsa (Slovenia) delivers the corner.

37 Ivankov (Bulgaria) makes a save.

38 Sti. Petrov (Bulgaria) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Lavrič (Slovenia).

38 Sti. Petrov (Bulgaria) is shown a yellow card.

41 Georgiev (Bulgaria) fouls.

42 Mörec (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging Georgiev (Bulgaria).

45 Jokič (Slovenia) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Yovov (Bulgaria).

45 Jokič (Slovenia) is dismissed.

45 Jokič (Slovenia) is booked.

45+2 M. Petrov (Bulgaria) delivers the free-kick on target.

45+2 S. Handanovič (Slovenia) makes a save.

45+3 M. Petrov (Bulgaria) takes the corner.

The referee blows for half-time.

The second half begins.

46 Y. Todorov (in) - Milanov (out) (Bulgaria)

46 Telkiyski (in) - Sti. Petrov (out) (Bulgaria)

46 Yovov (Bulgaria) fouls.

47 Yovov (Bulgaria) has an effort on goal.

47 S. Handanovič (Slovenia) makes a save.

48 Stevanovič (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging Tomašić (Bulgaria).

49 Ilič (in) - Birsa (out) (Slovenia)

50 Tunchev (Bulgaria) has an effort on goal.

50 S. Handanovič (Slovenia) makes a save.

51 Telkiyski (Bulgaria) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Brecko (Slovenia).

52 Tomašić (Bulgaria) fouls.

53 Ilič (Slovenia) is cautioned by the referee.

54 Berbatov (Bulgaria) commits a foul after challenging Cesar (Slovenia).

56 Komac (in) - Stevanovič (out) (Slovenia)

65 Novakovič (in) - Lavrič (out) (Slovenia)

68 Ilič (Slovenia) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on M. Petrov (Bulgaria).

68 Yovov (Bulgaria) delivers the corner.

68 S. Handanovič (Slovenia) makes a save.

69 Brecko (Slovenia) fouls.

70 Georgiev (Bulgaria) has an effort on goal.

71 S. Handanovič (Slovenia) makes a save.

74 Yovov (Bulgaria) is adjudged to be in an offside position.

75 Komac (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging S. Angelov (Bulgaria).

75 Komac (Slovenia) is shown a yellow card.

76 Lazarov (in) - Yovov (out) (Bulgaria)

77 M. Petrov (Bulgaria) takes the corner.

77 S. Handanovič (Slovenia) makes a save.

78 Lazarov (Bulgaria) is flagged for offside.

81 (0 - 1) Georgiev (Bulgaria) scores!

Bulgaria finally break through with nine minutes remaining, Blagoy Georgiev vollewying in with his right foot from the edge of the penalty area.

82 Georgiev (Bulgaria) is booked.

84 (0 - 2) Berbatov (Bulgaria) scores!

Surely the visitors have wrapped up the win now as Samir Handanovič is beaten for the second time in four minutes, Dimitar Berbatov connecting with Velizar Dimitrov's right-wing cross to score from close range.

86 M. Petrov (Bulgaria) delivers the corner.

86 Tunchev (Bulgaria) misses the target.

87 Cesar (Slovenia) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Berbatov (Bulgaria).

88 M. Petrov (Bulgaria) delivers the free-kick wide.

89 Žlogar (Slovenia) fouls.

90+1 Kirm (Slovenia) commits a foul after challenging Telkiyski (Bulgaria).

90+2 Koren (Slovenia) takes the corner.

90+2 Ivankov (Bulgaria) makes a save.

The final whistle is blown.

Edited November 22, 2007 by Gycu Brun

[GTA Don]

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