Sausages anyone? No, Basically I just go to Costco and buy Celeste's Pizza. I usually fuck them when I'm horny as shit. And what makes me go harder is by just watching Real Sex & Cathouse on HBO. I only put my pizza in for about 1 minute in a half instead of 2 minutes. The crust that's super soft is best IMO.
NEVER, and I mean never fuck a pizza with alot of Olive Oil. It can make your penis have a sting feeling (Could be STPD: Sexually Transmited Pizza Disease). If your pizza has a little bit of sause, and bit more cheeze will make you Jizz in about two mintues.
BTW I make my own pizza, I have tried it with anchovies, mushrooms, sausage, and Ham. Pizza fucking IZ BETTUR THEN PUSSY.