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Oskar

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  1. I'll shoot her, get a katana chop her to bits and give the slices to the local soup restaurant. Saying it's 'Fresh Chicken Meat.' What would you do if you drive-by yourself and come back to life 1000yrs later? And you was the last man on Earth...
  2. Who's the first!? ( Looks at maikel ) beat it, you can't dig so gently caress off and play some other game like Bob The Builder or any other baby shit.
  3. Oh yeah! It does look like a bird, everone sees everying else.
  4. Near Vercetti Mansion.
  5. M4! MP5! Spas 12.3! Yeah! M249! Knife, Heat Seeking RPG Rocket Launcher.
  6. Time for a new computer/update! That means no, you cannot play it on those specs.
  7. 1. www.google.com 2. Don't double-post. 3. Grammar?
  8. You mean, A totally new character? And a old one like Carl? Ooh, yes. A new one. of course it has to be a nw one!
  9. You can't dig in trhe game, what's the point anyway?
  10. Thanks alot..... Avatar: 6/10 ( BIKE ) Signature: 2/10 ( Plain text? ) Personality : never tracked posts. Though, CRITICIZER! Word?
  11. Make you cool. What would you do if you were asked to go out with Pamela Anderson? And she turns out to be a creature in a human form and the creature controls you?
  12. Avatar: 9/10 ( Stunts! ) Signature: 3/10 ( Don't like it but it's okay. ) Personality: T3H STUNTER.
  13. I'll go back in time and invent it. What Would You Do If you turned out to be half a alien with god powers and mind controlling powers?
  14. You need to have a V1. But I'm not going into deail as it's 'Warez'.
  15. I was gonna post that before I realized you did. Another one: CJ - OK, let's get the f*ck outta here! Ryder - Right lemme finish this. Another part of the mission CJ - Don't give me a hard time about my driving! Ryder - Busta! Straight Busta! Edit - Did you realise that the BaseBall Bat Big Smoke was holding different from the one in san Andreas?
  16. Link? Link? Link? Can you even SHOW us a picture of it? Oh yeah, sorry I'm pissed off right now. Because , well, let's call it.... VVVVVVVVV Relationships. Much more closer... closer than you think....
  17. San Andreas.... Crap??? *cough* Excuse me. San Andreas ( Like Arsenal ) rocks your socks! Or don't you have any socks because your so cheap? *cough* * Everyone gasps * Seriously, San Andreas may have graphical problem etc etc etc, if you don't have the correct requirements. BUT if you have the advanced requirements, San Andreas runs smooth. If it runs smooth ( remember decrease the limits for better gameplay ) you can enjoy the gameplay, the storyline, the roaming of this game. You see, what don't you enjoy in San Andreas. The Violence? If yes, DON'T BUY GTA GAMES! 'Cause GTA games are made for VIOLENCE. If you don't want violence by Lemmings or PacMan. Play it all the time. What else.... Let me think for a while.... Oh yes, San Andreas is $20 in America. Let's see the checklist! Computer [_] Money [_] 1 GHz Intel Pentium III or AMD Athlon Processor? [_] 256MB RAM. [_] << You GOT TO have that. 64MB Video Card with DirectX9 compatible drivers ( GeForce 3 or better )<< Uhm, you HAVE TO HAVE THAT! 8X speed DVD-ROM Drive. 3.6GB of free Hard Dsk soace for a minimal install. ( Or is it filled up with other stuff? ) DirectX9 compatible Stereo Sound Card. OMFG! I guess your computer CANNOT reach the minium. Well, guess what? UPGRADE YOUR EFF'IN PC TO PLAY OTHER GAMES! AS THE REQUIREMENTS ARE EFF'IN LOW! At post. Well, uhh, that doesn't make sense.
  18. Avatar : 0/10 ( None ) Signature : 4.69/10 ( Plain ) Personality : 8.9/10 ( Wise, but pathetic. No offence. )
  19. I'd ask them to speak english. What Would You Do If Thierry Henry came into your room and kicked the ball right into the screen, then get another ball, whack it in your face and dangle you down by the ankles?
  20. Yeah, wierd. My sister only has spoits around her forehead. Puberty , she says. And when she scratches one, it bleeds and she makes a huge fuss.
  21. What happen to your chin? Puberty?
  22. Big Somke, 'Cause he's 'big' and mean. Joking. C-A-T-A-L-I-N-A She's one mean girl and she knows how to deal with her boyfriends...
  23. What? English plox!
  24. When I meant there is a gap I meant... untitled.bmp Also, isn't it supposed to be olive/gold like Tommy Vercetti Guy showed?
  25. Omg, use Mozzila FireFoz. No errors. DOWNLOAD. Not sure of the link. Google it if that link don't work. Google. But you know the site for google, already. Don't you?
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