NickS

Hey! I'm not gay! Anyways, we need more active female members here so we can brag on about our cool tool.

Raping pizzas is just too bad.

If anyone's gonna lie, then they should post a pic of their penis being measured Heck, if everyone does that, I'm gonna start a topic ''How big are your boobs?'' and add ''post a pic of yourself to prove it!''

Basong tu ke orang bugil saja omong pake bahasa bule Now I would like to see if anyone can translate that

Alright, let me get it going... Aw shit, I just realised I don't have a ruler. Now how the hell am I supposed to get it down quickly b4 someone sees it?

*thinking about the internet rules from the omegle topic about undercover FBI agents watching us right now...* I'm thinking too hard I'd always visit TGTAP first, then go on to youtube for a while.

Just gotta make sure that you don't end up at a ritsy tits place full of westerners and you'll be fine Facebook is very popular in Indo, probably every single person is on it (and their probably religious too, maybe that's why). If I mention about gonna use the computer, they would say, 'ah, you go on facebook?' and I'd say 'no, I go on thegtaplace' Lulz Anyway, back on topic!

LOL!!! We have a winner!!!

Oh ok, or is it because you guys don't want us to know? Anyway, what about Lord King? Is he still facing judgement or is it time for him to get banned...again?

Hey, congrats! Nice ride man! It would probably be even better if you pimped it out a bit with some NOS! Everyone seems to be a Honda fan here! Honda cars will always be my first choice when I can get one.

Hmm...don't really know which ones there are... A lot of 'em banned for unknown reasons?

One Day, a slutty 13 year old girl got knocked up in a swimming pool and that baby was our lord and savior That would be a really bad reappearance for the lord

He's clearly using a proxy / proxies. And... you do realise he has made nearly 10 different accounts? 10?!?! How did you know that he made 10??? This guy is weird, seriously

Ok! I've just heard that a bomb or two had been let off in Jakarta yesterday morning and now, I'm actually praying to God that it won't happen in Bali while I'm there so, Fuck You Terrorists! I thought you guys would be long gone with our good ol' president in charge! I'm pretty sure their leader is a religious fanatic called Bazil Bazil or something like that

Next thing, when you get a bj from a girl, she'll go 'why does your penis taste like pizza?' Nah, save the pizza and go to a sex party!

Wow, you've gone through a lot of trouble just to get un-banned, you must really like being here. You'd probably get another chance though

Alright! A topic for no one who cares! Rocket ship 'who cares?' is about to take off with a username called warrior13 in 5, 4, 3, 2, long! Blast off! *blasting off sound effects* Now aliens will know about TGTAP.

Why are we sending our names to Mars?

Happy bday dude!

Yeah! I love that song! Was listenin to Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine Now listenin to The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army Gonna listen to Foo Fighters - The Pretenders

Not always good. I've tried this, hookers charge more for fat guys . Plus you got a chance at VD or AIDS. You can always use condoms

That's why I don't really have a religion (except I must have a religion in my country so, I'm basicly Christian) Religion is more like guidelines in life to me, something that let's you know which is in the good and bad category with some exceptions.

Nah, what's the difference? Jeez, everyone seems to have a holiday fever! Is work killing you guys?

The third one isn't that creepy, kinda cool actually, especially the time travelling shit

Shit LordoGTA, if Allah forbid everyone to do anything fun, might as well forbid everyone to breathe. Seriously, what is life for if you can't enjoy it? Why would Allah want to see his perfect creation suffer? It doesn't make any sense