Joonas

Whooo violence-violence lolz. i dont have good kills right now

FFS read the topic!!!! I wanna see fake pictures not starting the myth!!! GOSH!

What is the use of this BS! Let's just wait few more years and let's fill the wishlist not talk BS about new gta... It shoulda be a topic closed...

All of your desktops have something incommon with my files. I mean most of you use same files/games as me. Like sims 2 and limewire. Anyways here is my desktop with supersweet Christina Aguilera

Thats my ride This exotic is from JVT the best creator ever and if you add a "alpha" spoiler to it then it's my fav thingy in SA

Well i think this is what the patches are for.... To repair the glitches & s**tty collission files

I think all of them are real quality cars and you can sell them for money... Ppl should make more cars like this! They rock!

wow i didnt know it. i thought there is only one but thanks for info. now they are more easy to find

When i said : "not found by me" then this means not found by me and this means copied from another site... Actually from here. somewhere is a doc file available for download so i just copied the best to here. is that a crime?

I dont know much about V2 thing. is this like a patch for SA? Anyway i dont have v2 savegames but how come the v1 saves dont work?

maybe you have a joystick/wheel/gamepad connected to your computer. i had wheel on my computer so i can play nascar and when i didnt set keys right in nascar then it started to drive bacwards when i didnt set the keys. if you have a wheel/joystick/gamepad in san andreas then you cant play with it but if you have it connected with your computer then the controls might randomly go to work and in your case camera turns right... If you dont have any special controllers then i don't know what is the problem

go to mount chiliad, take a towtruck and a dumper (the reeaal big one) . attach the towtruck to dumper. drive down the hill (with towtruck). see the results . this is more than a stunt idea than a stunt location but try it out. its fun.

lol i totally accidently found the beat-the-cock competition when i was looking for the pink glowing grave in the night (wich i found) and it was accidently one of the two days that the beat-the-cock takes place so lol that was a accident lolz

can i post mine too? ryder: "man this s**t was tight man!" CJ. "Tight? Man this s**t was S**t!!

If you wanna have some spoilers then you can use the transfender overhaul mod and use spoilers on most cars...

This link you gave is all about the truth guy. It talks about goverment lies and mind control too. remember the mission "are you going to san fierro?". well when you burnt the weed then on the way Truth told about mind control and some goverment things... I dont remember too good... There was 23 satellites or somethig he said... Anyway i am sure that this is andother easter egg and it is very related to the text in AFGEN site...

Here you go JC's CJ

I bet some of you don't know that smoke grenades do exist in SA because they aren't easy to find and no weapon cheat doesn't include them. Anyway this is just a hint to get them. There is a K.A.C.C. military fuel base or something like that near las venturas. Search it through. The grenades should be somewhere in the back. I hope this helps you get those ppl smokin' . Cheers!

why should anyone have problems with a guy who wants to see fake pictures?

Ok some of my favourite secrets =). not found by me but these are best: 1 - Zombotech: Go to San Fierro and located further up north from the Doherty Garage on your right is the Zombotech Sky tower. Go inside and look about, it is surely going to bring back memories of Resident Evil, both the game and the film. Also inside is a very nice-looking double helix statue. 2 - Bio waste Well: Go to Montgomery located just above Los Santos and go behind the OTB (Off Track Betting) buildings. Hidden behind it is a closed up Well surrounded by a fence with Biohazard signs on it. Just across the road is the Sprunk factory, meaning that Sprunk is actually using a contaminated water source. This appears to be a dig at Coca-Cola, who was forced to take their bottled water off the shelves recently, due to its potential carcinogenic effects. 3 - Rockstar Action Figures: Go inside Zero's RC Shop in San Fierro and have a look at the shelves. They have boxes of Lance Vance, Tommy Vercetti and James Earl Cash (the lead from Rockstar's Manhunt game) action figures. Zero's store also contains boxes for RC versions of the Hydras, NRG 500s and Rhino's. 4 - Shady Industries: In South-Eastern Los Santos, there is a building that reads "Shady Industries". This refers to Eminem as the original of this exact building can be seen in one of his videos. 5 - Catalina's Ex-boyfriends: Next to the Catalina's cabin on Fern Ridge is a spade weapon pick-up. Next to this are two shallow graves. Evidence of Catalina's shady past? 6 - Rusty Wheelchair: There is a jetty sticking out above Fisher's Lagoon. At the end of this jetty is a rusty wheelchair. The occupant is not to be found; yet this may relate to the empty barrels that have been beached on the shoreline of the lagoon. 7 - Vice City Box Art: There are 5 huge round silos south of San Fierro and just north of Mt. Chiliad. The buildings to the west of them have low-resolution images of the Vice City box art on the building walls. 8 - Suicidal Photographer: Enter the Trailer park around the Los Santos Inlet and face east towards Los Santos in the centre of the park and a person should spawn on the side of the road near the water on your right. Go up to them and you will see they are taking snapshots of Los Santos. After a while they will put the camera away and slowly walk into the water and drown themselves. 9 - Ghost Graffiti: Go to the Los Santos graveyard between 20:00 and 6:00 and look at the walls and you will see several 'ghost tags' on the walls. During the day the tags disappear and are nowhere to be seen. Spooky. Ironically, one of the tags says 'Families 4 Life'. 10 - Jefferson Save Icon: Another glitch it appears. In the Jefferson motel, one of the rooms has a skylight in the roof. In this skylight, you can see a save icon drifting halfway through the skylight. Also in this motel, in the mission 'Reuniting the Families' when inside the hotel, follow the hooker into the apartment room. Walk up to her and it will trigger a cut scene where she sees you are hurt and you and her start smooching for a while, in the interim you obtain full health. This can be done several times during certain parts of the mission. 11 - Not Welcome Mat: As you enter Big Smokes Crack Palace towards the end of the game, take a look at his doormat. It features the Rockstar North logo and states 'Not Welcome'. 12 - Police Brutality: Go to an Impound Lot such as behind the Police HQ in Los Santos and sometimes you will see 2 police 'interrogating' a pedestrian. This entails the cops beating the living snot out of the pedestrian. This is a reference to the Rodney King beatings, which was one of the key factors leading up to the LA riots. 13 - Self-abuse Statue: If you re-enter the plaza in Los Santos in which you rescue Big Smoke from the Russians, you can have a look at the statues without risking being shot. The central statue is pleasuring himself, whilst the surrounding statues look on in shock. 14 - Jackson 5: If you take a walk over to Reese's Barbershop in Idlewood, LS, have a look at the photographs of models on the wall. Reese's most famous customers perhaps? 15 - Taste Of Come: After crashing through the billboard in the mission 'Reuniting The Families' take a look at what it now says and prepare yourself for even more chuckles. 16 - Vice City Hidden Package: Opposite the Watts towers in Los Santos in Ganton there is a small orange Tiki shop with a huge statue of the cocaine filled Tiki statue, which resembles the Hidden Packages in Vice City. 17 - Lemmings Pole: Much like the Lemmings Egg in Las Venturas there is also a telegraph pole in Los Santos that does this. There is a clucking Bell just north of Grove Street. On the west side of the Clucking Bell's car park is the telegraph pole. The pedestrians spawn halfway in the pole and then fall from the top to their deaths. 18 - Dammed Lake: In the Back O' Beyond is a brown lake that has been dammed off from the river. If you get on the nearby quad bike and drive it slightly into the water, rather than seeing the shape of the quad under the water, it is invisible. This happens with any vehicle. Next to this lake is a rock that, along with the surrounding ground, appears to glow at night. Both of these can be counted as glitches but are fun to investigate none the less. 19 - Ghost Glendale: In the Back O' Beyond, by the two horseshoe shaped hills, a scratched up Glendale often spawns right in front of you and starts coasting down the slope as if it was possessed. However, it isn't. It is basically to provide transport for you so you don't have to run if you find yourself in the middle of nowhere. The reason it 'drives' is due to the spawn point being above the hill. When it spawns, it drops and the impact makes it move forward, down the hill. Many rumours are abound as to what made the scratches and dents on the vehicle, as it is impossible to do that damage to a Glendale yourself. Basically, there are two types of Glendale, the normal and the wrecked version. The dents and scratches are there to highlight that the car is damaged, and thus why it is abandoned. This occurs with several other types of car as well, in various locations around San Andreas. 20 - Observatory: There is an observatory on the top of Verdant Bluffs in south Los Santos. This is a real life observatory in Los Angeles where the climax of the film Rebel Without a Cause was filmed. It is also one of the highest points in L.A. and has a view of the famous Hollywood sign. What is also noteworthy is that this is one of the only areas in the game that you can see the following pedestrian models: The Jogging Ped, complete with jogging outfit. And the Cyclist Ped, complete with shorts and helmet. 21 - Vice City Maps: Go outside the Cluckin' bell in Angel Pine and directly across the street are 3 lined up trashcans. 2 of them have open tops, knock them over and look inside and you will see a bunch of maps of Vice City. 22 - Rockstar Constellation: Look at the night sky preferably out in the wilderness and look at the stars. You should see a constellation of stars in the form of the Rockstar Games logo. A returning Easter Egg from Vice City. 23 - Girlfriend Photos: In some of your Safe Houses when dating girls, there will be pictures of the ones you are dating on pin boards and in photo frames. Some of them are quite interesting. 24 - Where Everybody Knows Your Name: Next time you enter a bar, have a look at one of the signs next to the toilets. It warns you to beware of Loose Women and Pickpockets. 25 - Real-time Screensaver: Remain idle for a couple of minutes and the camera will now focus and zoom in on activities going on in the area like people chatting, street fights, police arrests etc. till you move your character. It's pretty much a real-time screensaver. 26 - Bribe Erotic Dancers: When inside a strip club you will see many erotic dancers. Walk up to them and push 'Triangle' to throw money at them. They will pick it up and do an erotic pose or move in front of you. The more you throw the more erotic the positions and moves she will pull. 27 - Bouncy Boobs: If you look carefully, female Ped models have bouncing boobs. Try looking at the beach babes down at the beach or the Prostitutes down in your hood for some more bouncy action. 28 - Pedestrian Fart Scenarios: Occasionally some Pedestrians break wind and different reactions will occur such as the other Peds running away. 29 - Nudity Exists: Enter a Strip Club and look for the brown haired lady wearing black with her breasts basically out and grab your camera and zoom in. If you look closely you can see her nipple ring is visible and poking out. Also with the schoolgirl stripper, if you look closely she is wearing a netted thong under her skirt and when she is giving a private dance, you can see partial glimpses of her special place. To see some more breasts, one of the prostitutes wearing a small bikini has one of her nipples out. 30 - Free bike passengers: This can be difficult to do, but is possible. Wait by a roadside for a bike with two passengers to go past. Make sure you have the desert eagle equipped and kill the driver. The passenger will fall off and either run or go back to the bike. If you time it right, you can get on the bike as the passenger does and drive off with them. 31 - Playing Pool with a Weapon: Ever tried playing Pool without actually initiating the actual mini-game? Well... it's possible, using a weapon in game. Try using the Sniper Rifle and the balls will go insanely fast and knock everywhere- Sometimes they fly off the table and get stuck in midair. 32 - Hidden Alternative Death Scene: In the mission "Stowaway" if you jump out of the plane as soon as you get in there a scene will prompt with you falling from the plane and smashing on top of a car busting the doors off. 33 - Clown's Pocket Crane: The crane behind the Clown's Pocket seems to have initially had a purpose; most thinking it had something to do with the casino building idea that Rockstar dropped. However, even though you can't lift up cars with this crane, you can lift up the nearby boxes. And when you do, you can leave them floating in mid-air! 34 - There's a Beagle In My House!: In Fort Carson there is a house that suffers problems from an over- enthusiastic beagle...No, not the dog, but the Beagle airplane that always spawns halfway in the house. Cheers

Well it's 100% confirmed by rockstar and everyone else that the bigfoot DOES NOT exist. So let's leave it alone. Let's start searching for new paranormal stuff. But some of you just wont give up... If you want to prove that bigfoot exist then you must post a picture. Well come on and post it. I'd like to see your photoshop skills

if anyone of you use transfender overhaul (a mod that lets you mod almost all your vehicles) then if you go to any transfender with any bike and you mod it and when u wanna come out then you are autmatically above the transfender garage.

It's not easter egg i think its more a commercial cause max payne is R* product

its great that ppl care about the bugs and stuff like that. nice job

Well some of you have completed SA and there was a mission in SF (i dont remember the name) with caesar where you took the yellow crane in SF bay and you needed to load off some big cargo boxes to find a car from there or somthing like that... Well anyway you can entertain yourself with that crane. For example take 4 towtrucks and attatch them to each other and then take the crane's magnet and attach the first towtruck to it and have fun. Or just attach one car to the magnet and try to drive away with the car. You can have good time there if u really bored . This is just a hint for you all. If you find this stupid then ban me