kit5pt0 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 "Hello Mr. M4...................................M for Motherfucker" Lance Vance in Blitzkreig Strikes Again. LV says some funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I like the bit when Martinez phones Vic and says the cocaine is the Diaz brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 "I'm drunk & we're breaking onto a military base. What could be more stupid?" Phil Cassidy, when you "borrow" the Hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 I like the bit when the army find cocaine and also the whore when Vic is on that 3rd mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kit5pt0 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Lance Vance "Lets pop like cola" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kit5pt0 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) In the Air Tongith. Reni "I had a few extra stitches put in down below darling. I'm a virgin shiny and new, you could be my first" Edited July 16, 2007 by kit5pt0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surrealistic ArtSweet Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) Victor "Vic" Vance -Look, Lance... I am a long way from being a good guy. -LANCE YOU USELESS DEGENRATIVE A**HOLE -Are you a comedian, friend? Lance Vance -Ladies and gentlemen... Let's pop! -This is the Lance Vance Dance! Umberto Robina: So I ask you once more, are you men? Cuban gang: Yeah! Umberto Robina: Then why you not like balls? Cuban gang: Because that is totally embar- Umberto Robina: Because that's something you ain't got baby! I got a whole sackful here, tons of them! Balls everywhere, Balls to spare! Ricardo Diaz -I've heard lot about you, Mr. Big. i forgot much about the game, so i got the references from wikipedia, i still remember a lot of it though Edited July 16, 2007 by ArtSweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Lance: I'm the Manilla Babilla. (Or something like that) Victor: You're a blidiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kit5pt0 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Lance: I'm the Manilla Babilla. (Or something like that)Victor: You're a blidiot! that one was good too, i can't remember exactly what it was though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaviour Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Blitzkreig Mission Lance : You're on my turf now! I'll break you in two! My name is Lance , and you have no chance! I know Kung-Fu! Chicken! Snitch Hitch Mission Lance : Where's My file you mothers? Don't make me angry! Come on you mothersuckers! i think lance is damn funny in the whole GTA VCS mission. ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvs21 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Conduct Unbecoming: Jerry: Hey, Victor Vance. Wow, anyone ever mention you have a really dumb name? Vic: No, no one has ever mentioned that. Also, the animal porn dialogue was funny, but too long to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCJ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 VCS has so many funny quotes, and I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaviour Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Jive Drive Lance: Hey Bro! Victor:Lance! Why are you here? Lance:You don't sound so pleased! Victor:I am not so pleased. Lance:Thanks bro, who're you expecting? What a greeting man... Victor:Not you, someone useful. Lance:Oh, so what am i huh? A handicap huh? Your dumb ass , low-life, no good brother? Victor: Something like that. Lance:Yeah well i not the one who got kicked out of the army... Victor:No you're the asshole who gopt kicked out of the boy scout Lance:Aw, come on man, i came here to see you and you treat me like i got herpes.(what is herpes anyway? ) Victor:Maybe that's because for the whole life you've gotten us into trouble Lance:Aw, gimme a break man! i've changed! Victor:ok, i will give you a chance.One chance. Lance:yeah yeah, hey come here man, you won't regrett it baby Lance:i love you man , and love can change the world, but vic... Victor:What? Lance:i have got herpes Victor:Get off me man. just get into the damn car Lance:Heh heh i just kidding.. (mission start) Victor:get us out of here lance! Lance:is this an ideal of a welcome party?? Victor:come on move it!! Lance:Wa-wait, where the hell am i going to?! Victor:watch the road! Victor and Lance:OH SHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!(rofl like hell ) Lance:I'm just too young to die! ha ha ha!Woo! Lance:Look out vic! that's more of them! Lance:Do you have any friends in this town?! Lance:Shit!They are everywhere! Lance:One more Lance Vance Chance Victor:Laaaaaaaannnnnccccceee you prick! Victor:You're never driving again Lance:i had it with you man. you put me off. you always treatme like a kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 (what is herpes anyway? ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Renny is a blast. "Spank me, Renny! Beat me Renny. Blow coke......" GF walked in on that one & laughed so hard she almost coughed up a kidney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDoubleU Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 sgt martinez to vic vance: hey! your my bitch's bitch go figure that one out touhg guy! (although i do hate martinez) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Renny is a blast."Spank me, Renny! Beat me Renny. Blow coke......" GF walked in on that one & laughed so hard she almost coughed up a kidney. Up my ass renny...? I can only imagine how hard she laughed. Erm... lemme seee.... Either... 'Meet my freind mr. M4...M for Motherfucker!' or 'Lance, you're a blidiot' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaviour Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Boomshine Blowout Victor : Phil? What's going on? You're a mess Phil: I'm not drunk, i'm just resting my eyes Victor : okay ,so , what's going on? Phil : my boomshine is about to blow up skyhigh by a bunch of angry scumbag.. Victor : What? Phil : Them Cholos are going to blow my liquor and there are so much of them in the warehouse one match will blow all the way to Tennesse...Tennesse here i come.. Victor: Come on man , let's deal with it... Phil: The thig is vicky boy , my daddy was an angry man...he never ever told me i was special , in fact he used to be me...especially when he caught me staring at my sister or my cousin...you know what he said to me? he said i'm better off dead... Victor: and how exactly is this helping? Phil : the tradegy is ,vic , i'm just like him...i'm a drunk....i deserved to die! it should have been me instead of zack on hill 491 man....i'm coming hoooooommmmmeee dadddy....yeah daddy i'm coming hoooooommmmee... Victor:you're pathetic... (arrived at the warehouse) Phil:i could have sworn i have loced this place up... Victor:Phil! Don't open the..... Phil: DADDY!!DADDYDADDYDADDDDDYYYYYYYYY! Phil:Scheming cholo bastard have booby trap my place, ain't no use running , when that boomshine blows we're all gonna die... Victor:Get a grip! i will get your dam liquor! Phil:i'd better put this babbies in some safe place huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCKilltimer!_! Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 ^_* *this is Lance Vance dance!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holster Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 ^_* *this is Lance Vance dance!* That's the only quote I've heard lol, I laugh when he says it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaviour Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 These are some random peds. quote (or police quotes) some of them you might recognise who says which: "I kill you american!" "I'm a marine killing machine!" "I'm gonna put you in a cement mixer!" "Let's go , sweetheart!" "I beat punks like you since 62' " "I don't like fighting bitches" "you're a bitch" "My bird friends will get you!"(lol ) "Bullets don't scare me son!"(oh really?) "Please i'm an actor!" "I carve you up real good!" "you look dead already!" "stop you sicko!" "I'll beat you like a woman" "you want a catfight , you got a catfight!" "i slap bitches male and female!" "the pithand is more than you can stand!" "You know how to set the captain!" "watch your step cause' i gonna rap" "fudgestick!" "brokeass bitch!" "oh!this is worst than my class!" "you'd better shoot fast!" "you want a fist in your face?" "go find your body in building foundation after this!" "lowern your weapon soldier!" "free to fire! stand down!" "you gonna get VD!" "gonna spit at ya!" "i can fight , i'm white trash" "don't hit my face ok?" "wanna taste payment?" "you gonna have no teeth like me!" "i slick you through!" "get off my case!" "what are you doing?" "did you touch me?" "don't piss me off" "you want a stick up your ass?" "you're messing with the motorcycle jacky!"(no idea why does the officer riding the VCPD wintergreen say that, as i didn't mess with his motorcycle lol ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Dont bump month old topics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Dont bump month old topics Relax, there are still people picking up VCS. Louise's sister when Martinez took Louise. "They COULDA' took ME!" Think how much Vick could charge to take her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDoubleU Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 "i wanna bare back the little one" ultimate cringe moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaviour Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 "i wanna bare back the little one"ultimate cringe moment! i remembered doing that mission and that quote from "Bum Deal", but i felt that the mission is a little unfair as i firstly got punched by those damn stallionz even when i start trying to avoid their attacks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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