azn Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 (edited) OMG PPLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need 1 ov yous to gimme the setps on how 2 beat the mission in san andres called "press start'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so freakin hard thers a picturre that looks liek the pic on the box dat the cd game and the orange toilet paper came in!!!!!! PLZ WOULD ONE OF YOUS' HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEG YOU WIT ALL MY LIFE TO HELP ME BEAT SAN ANDRAES! wtf is start? is it a dudes name in the game that hav to kill or something? cauz i want to get a thingy that shoots rockets and shoot 1000000000000000000000000000 at him to garuntee that i killed him! i am the best at san andes! once, i went through the ENTIRE city in one minute! i put the cd in the xbox and it started playing music and and then i saw myself on a motorbike!!!!!!!!!! it was red!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg can any of you beat me??????? but i guess many of you cant figure out how to beat the mission press start either because i went to a site and it didnt have anything about press start! all i saw was pictures of a long thing being shoved up an opening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that a clue to beat press start???!?!?!? im so fukn confused would somebody pleez help me!!!! T_T omeone pleesz reply back and help me branstorn ideas for beating this mission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u ____________________ I'm so lame Edited January 1, 2008 by aznn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 OMG PPLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i need 1 ov yous to gimme the setps on how 2 beat the mission in san andres called "press start'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so freakin hard thers a picturre that looks liek the pic on the box dat the cd game and the orange toilet paper came in!!!!!! PLZ WOULD ONE OF YOUS' HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEG YOU WIT ALL MY LIFE TO HELP ME BEAT SAN ANDRAES! wtf is start? is it a dudes name in the game that hav to kill or something? cauz i want to get a thingy that shoots rockets and shoot 1000000000000000000000000000 at him to garuntee that i killed him! i am the best at san andes! once, i went through the ENTIRE city in one minute! i put the cd in the xbox and it started playing music and and then i saw myself on a motorbike!!!!!!!!!! it was red!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg can any of you beat me??????? but i guess many of you cant figure out how to beat the mission press start either because i went to a site and it didnt have anything about press start! all i saw was pictures of a long thing being shoved up an opening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that a clue to beat press start???!?!?!? im so fukn confused would somebody pleez help me!!!! T_T omeone pleesz reply back and help me branstorn ideas for beating this mission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u ____________________ I'm so lame improve your english please, chinese people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 OMG PPLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i need 1 ov yous to gimme the setps on how 2 beat the mission in san andres called "press start'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so freakin hard thers a picturre that looks liek the pic on the box dat the cd game and the orange toilet paper came in!!!!!! PLZ WOULD ONE OF YOUS' HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEG YOU WIT ALL MY LIFE TO HELP ME BEAT SAN ANDRAES! wtf is start? is it a dudes name in the game that hav to kill or something? cauz i want to get a thingy that shoots rockets and shoot 1000000000000000000000000000 at him to garuntee that i killed him! i am the best at san andes! once, i went through the ENTIRE city in one minute! i put the cd in the xbox and it started playing music and and then i saw myself on a motorbike!!!!!!!!!! it was red!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg can any of you beat me??????? but i guess many of you cant figure out how to beat the mission press start either because i went to a site and it didnt have anything about press start! all i saw was pictures of a long thing being shoved up an opening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that a clue to beat press start???!?!?!? im so fukn confused would somebody pleez help me!!!! T_T omeone pleesz reply back and help me branstorn ideas for beating this mission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u ____________________ I'm so lame improve your english please, chinese people STFU,1m t3h b1gg357 n00b round h3r3,d0n7 u dar3 try 4nd ch4113ng3 m3.That`s racism and it will not be tolerated here.MK4Y! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I wanna halp, who can make me an admin ? I offered to fuckin' help ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Looks like we found a winner, aznn's is pretty hard to beat. (Dude, you did it wrong.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted January 2, 2008 Author Share Posted January 2, 2008 The nooby post I find the most funny will win the prize. BTW I THINK I JUST PWN3D U NOBS NOW PLZ HELP ME WIT DOWNLOADNG TEH NO CD CRAK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 i thonk i nod deuwlaod test marst curityse ot pretoct ym CP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 honestly,like ya.this topic is in the wrong section.it should be closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 w00t.M3RRY CHR15TM45,H0,H0,H0.I need to go do a shit real bad,brb.HAHAHEHE LOLZ11!!!!ONE TEN 11!!one!!!!!!!wassup ur a big bitch,the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,n00bs will take over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 honestly,like ya.this topic is in the wrong section.it should be closed. f*ck man this is off topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 EVERY1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE FOUND A CLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after many days of reserch and pulling my penis hairs out, i found a clue while playing san andresa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the compass with lots of pictures in the bottom corner theres a thingy that say the letter n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its always at the top of the compassss for sum reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i follow it but i never reach it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is the game playing triks on me?????????????? i spent 656879054877067060796 hours following it but i fell in the water T_T HELP ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Sorry to double post but it's the 11th now...wasn't the winner supposed to be announced yesterday..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Yes and you noobs can zip it now, the contest is over and I need to calculate the prize and look for the funniest post here... After looking through the thingy Aznn wins, for this post: OMG PPLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i need 1 ov yous to gimme the setps on how 2 beat the mission in san andres called "press start'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so freakin hard thers a picturre that looks liek the pic on the box dat the cd game and the orange toilet paper came in!!!!!! PLZ WOULD ONE OF YOUS' HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEG YOU WIT ALL MY LIFE TO HELP ME BEAT SAN ANDRAES! wtf is start? is it a dudes name in the game that hav to kill or something? cauz i want to get a thingy that shoots rockets and shoot 1000000000000000000000000000 at him to garuntee that i killed him! i am the best at san andes! once, i went through the ENTIRE city in one minute! i put the cd in the xbox and it started playing music and and then i saw myself on a motorbike!!!!!!!!!! it was red!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg can any of you beat me??????? but i guess many of you cant figure out how to beat the mission press start either because i went to a site and it didnt have anything about press start! all i saw was pictures of a long thing being shoved up an opening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that a clue to beat press start???!?!?!? im so fukn confused would somebody pleez help me!!!! T_T omeone pleesz reply back and help me branstorn ideas for beating this mission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank u ____________________ I'm so lame I loled at that... Everyone else now let your noob side run free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I love you Alucardo Jks but really appreciated it, thanks! NOOB4LIFE~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Halp! i cant find the mod for all nude cartoon characters in san andreas, plz link me to it!!!11!11!1 never mind, i wanked all over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 You stink my cum EXPLODED all over the keybord and screen when i saw it :P:P:P:P beat that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 lololol you suck nana :D i am awesome please lick my balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 my mom sux ass f*** this s*** my name is raymond and im so awesume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 sharrup you raymond wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 f*** u im da best raymond wannabe there ever was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 *acting as Raymond* my momma is biaaaatch... she's paying the bills, giving me money and i don't appreciate it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 you go to hell every1 knows im the best raymod copyierrer I HATE MALAYZZZZ (Serious note: I don't mean the last part ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 haha u nobs i am awesome i love licking raymonds balls :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) haha u nobs i am awesome i love kissing raymonds ass :D Edited January 12, 2008 by Ar-v the Nameless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 haha u suck balls haha i hope you die haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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