Ryder Johnson Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Ok, i got myself in quite the predicament. Sunday night(March 29th) two of my friends that are girls snuck over too my house. One of them kissed me and apparently she wasn't single. Now her boyfriend who is a fucking fat ass wants to fight me and i'm honestly not scared but it's going to be hard to hurt someone who has like 300 pounds of blubber. Though about bringing my knife to school but I don't wanna get kicked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Bring muffins. Throw them at his sides to distract his attention, then when he's gorging himself on chocolatey goodness, push him onto his back, so he ends up like a helpless tortoise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Don't take a knife. You're.. pretty young, honestly =P I wouldn't worry about it. I could tell you something to do, but. Just tell him she kissed you. If he gets mad and tries to swing, go for his nose or right where your ribcage splits off. If you can get it right, he'll be gasping for air Or bake him a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 He already knows i kissed her, thats why he's mad. I don't know how to cook, someone e-mailz me a cake lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) But well, if SHE did and not YOU did why is he mad at you and not mad at HER? (Note for douches etc: Not beating. Stop to think before I say mad at HER) Edited March 31, 2009 by Spider-Vice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Bring salad and throw it at him, he'll probably run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 LMFAO butters!! And spider vice, hes one of those faggots that hang out with the "cool" kids and tries to act like hes someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 lol dont take a knife you probably will get suspended or something. did you explain that you have absolutely no interest in his girlfriend at all? if you make that clear maybe he wont care... umm well what happened once with me, some guy in the year above wanted to fight me , but like everyone in my year hated him, so when i went to meet him for the fight they were all there too (like 15 people) and then he didnt want to fight. or use cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 or use cake ...cake laced with sleeping pills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Lol @ cake. I actually do like her otherwise i would have kicked her out my house when she kissed me >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Yeah but your not exactly supposed to tell him that... "Yeah, I like her but you go out with her for now and I'll be ready on the rebound when she dumps you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Lol @ cake.I actually do like her otherwise i would have kicked her out my house when she kissed me >.> shit sorry i misread i thought you wrote the girl and her boyfriend are 300 pounds... my mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 Yeah but your not exactly supposed to tell him that..."Yeah, I like her but you go out with her for now and I'll be ready on the rebound when she dumps you!" I didn't, somehow he found out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rappo Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 just go for the face. no amount of blubber can protect his eyeballs unless he has really fucked up eyelids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 If you bring your knife, nevermind suspension, you'll get fucking arrested. Anyway, you're best just pushing the fat dickhead over, then kicking the shit out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charger Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Just back out, if you think you can't take him. Is it really worth getting your ass kicked? Just tell him, his girl kissed you and its not your problem. The girl came to you. Now if he's your size, then you could go for it. But if he's way bigger than you, then no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 just go for the face. no amount of blubber can protect his eyeballsunless he has really fucked up eyelids lol fat eyelids. Just back out, if you think you can't take him. Is it really worth getting your ass kicked? Just tell him, his girl kissed you and its not your problem. The girl came to you.Now if he's your size, then you could go for it. But if he's way bigger than you, then no. I think you misunderstood me. He is fat but he can't fight worth shit, i've seen him fight before. What i'm afraid of is breaking my hand in his blubber since i'm shorter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Hit his balls then rape him hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeZaMe YuMe_MoMoKu Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 He can't fight? What a weakling. I'm sure you can fight him by yourself. Just keep on kicking his fucking legs until he's down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If he seems to much, nail him in the face with some gravel, tip him over, then knock the shit out of him while he's down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) it's fagboy- vs me- i would hope i fucking win Edited April 1, 2009 by Ryder Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 yeah we cant see fagboys image but what you should do is wrap your hands up like boxers do so you don't break them and try and get the first hit to the face and make it hard too then keep on punching and dont let up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Right-click on the image and copy the location of it instead. I wanna see fatboy. HE LURVE THE CAKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder Johnson Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) delete pls Edited April 1, 2009 by Ryder Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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