deadmanjeff Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 i am so tired of people saying games are stupid and that i should get out getting out is boring all people ever do is talk talk talk so lets compare gta to real life YOUR CAR IS: GTA: stolen from some ped in a couple seconds Life: bought and paid for in a couple years A SIGN SAYS 10 MPH: GTA: you blaze down there doing whatever you want Life: you go rolling down at the posted limit (i'll post more later) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy vercetti guy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 drnnking soda- GTA: Gives you more life real life: makes you fill up your baldder Crashing your caro a wall at 80MPH- GTA: makes your car get a dented bumper and a cracked windshield real life: end you up with 1/2 of your car pancaked and death/extreme injury to yourself medics- GTA: Can bring anyone to life weather they got stabbed, cut with a chaisaw, shot 60 times in the chest, or run over with some CPR. real life- only give you a bandaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artur Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 (edited) Catching Fire- GTA: You scream,lose health a little and eventually the flame dies and you are good to go. Real Life: Your clothes burn, you receive severe burns to your skin and the flame doesn't die but you do. Jumping Off Buildings- GTA: You jump off a building more than 4 stories high and fall face flat on the ground; then just get up like nothing happened. Real Life: You jump off a building more than 4 stories high and fall face flat on the ground; breaking most if not all your bones in your body leading to your death. Jumping Off Buildings (with a bike)- GTA: You land perfectly while causing no damage to the bicycle or yourself. If you do fall in the wrong position you just fall off the bike and suffer very little loss of health. Real Life: Your bike breaks in several different places causing you too fall off and landing on the ground suffering horrific injuries to the part of your body you land on. Even if you do manage to stay on the force and vibration of the bike will possibly break bones in your body and possibly parlizying you. Edited June 11, 2006 by ArturKim21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spec-R Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 (edited) Gambling at the casino: GTA-Losing a million dollars in blackjack, then loading up a savegame. Real life-Losing hundreds of thousands of dollars(maybe millions) then commiting suicide. Edited June 11, 2006 by spec-R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Ambulences GTA: gets to the injured person no matter what, even if it runs over 50 ppl on the way life:takes god damn ages to arrive cops GTA:Will chase you to hell and back. life:calls in reinforcements firing a weapon near a police station GTA: people will run away. life: 50 cops are on you before you can say "wtf" shotoing a car door with a pistol GTA:cars will eventually blow up. life: bullet holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvi Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Standing in the middle of a highway GTA: will stop the cars magically a metre infront of you (usually) Life: is near certain death Climbing on top of a train GTA: nothing to it Life: is probable injury or death Sleeping with prostitutes GTA: Less money, enhanced health Life: Less money, sexual disease (aka worse health) Hovering a VTOL plane at low altitude over uneven ground GTA: absoloutely nothing Life: instability and veering off Carrying 10 sizable weapons around GTA: a lot of fun blowing up things Life: a broken back Driving a tank into a wall GTA: rebound off the wall Life: a bit of ruble left Drive a van into the airport GTA: do whatever you want Life: cops and SWAT teams on you before you can say "man that was fast" Drive a car at 80 MPH at a ramp GTA: 720 degree rotation and land back on all four wheels and drive off ok Life: Crumpled suspension, injury and a hell of a repair bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69Fucckerz Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 (edited) dating GTA: steal an automobile, drive to girlfriend's house Life: steal sum condoms, walk to girlfriend's house Edited June 14, 2006 by 69Fucckerz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neto Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 GTA: Chased by cops and escape Real Life: Chased by cops and they never give up until they arrest you GTA: running all the time, never tired Real life: running for 2 minutes and take a break GTA: Killing 100 persons and feel like you just stepped on ants Real life: killing 1 person and it haunts you for the rest of your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfmw Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 GTA: You fire a rocket at a building,it doesnt crumble Real life: You fire a rocket at a building and it crashed down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabin Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Gta:You shoot many police and have high speed chase and get shot to death by fbi and swat teams. Real life: You shoot many police and have a high speed chase and you get shot to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evo. Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 dieing GTA: appear outside a hospital 6 hours later real life: get buried buying guns GTA: walk into a gun store, buy a gun real life: walk int gun store, fill in gun application form, 6 months later, buy gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Jump off the skyscraper with a bike GTA: Land it perfectly and walk away with some money. Real: Bike probably gets crushed by the impact, and so do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bamnfs Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Getting Shot GTA:Takes maby a whole round untill you die Real Life:One shot your dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metropcs Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Stealing A Car- GTA: Run up to any car, open up the door, punch the driver in the face and drive off. Real Life: Run up to any car, open up the door, find out the driver is much bigger than you, get your ass whooped. Flying A Plane- GTA: Hop into a plane, take off, and start having fun. Real Life: Hop into a plane, take off, then realize you have no idea how to fly it. Cops All Around You(6 Stars)- GTA: Enter a cheat code and the cops walk away. Real Life: Wish your life was like GTA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy vercetti guy Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Flying a plane into a bulding GTA- Plane blows up without any damage to building RL- Plane blown up, building gone, hell load of lives lost Buying new clothes GTA- go into the change room and everything is there RL- taking clothes into the change room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Buying/Eating pizza GTA- walk up to the cash register scroll through the allready made foods that were prebaked just for you, buy one, and eat it in front of the cash register in 4 seconds tops RL- Call the resaurant, reserve a seat, show up 3 min later and wait in a 16 person line to find that there are no seats left then you get mad and they claim that they never heard of any seat reservations, then you wait 30 min, get a seat, wait 10 min, the waiter comes and asks what you want and you buy a small pizza and soda, then you wait 20-30 min for it to bake, then the waiter brings the pizza and soda to you and you eat it in 15 min. then leave after having the worst pizza youve ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Swimming underwater GTA:you can hold breath for 1 minute plus 30s before you drown REAL LIFE:u cant hold your breath for even 30s and you drown cuz u cant swim Flying (or entering into in VC) over some military area GTA:Instantly there are dozens of black FBI cars chasing u, planes and helis shoting and firing rockets at u, like they were wating just for u REAL LIFE:d soldiers (or planes, over d radio) give u a warning and u walk (fly) away Geting hit by a rocket wen flying GTA:u continue flying like nothing happened, or if it hits u in d wing, u continue flying with ur plane shaking REAL LIFE:ur plane is blown n ur dead instantly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 GTA:you can hold breath for 1 minute plus 30s before you drownREAL LIFE:u cant hold your breath for even 30s and you drown cuz u cant swim Who can't swim? And besides, I've managed to hold my breath for 1:50 while I was training swimming. I quit 2 years ago. Now I can't hold it longer than 1:10 (although I haven't tried it much). Yeah, yeah... Now I know: you won't believe it. I don't care. I could do it at that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evabin2libertycity? Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 breaking a chain link fence. gta: kick it with full muscle and an entire row of it falls to the ground in peices. real life: kick it very hard for 3 minutes until your foot hurts like sht and then u get tools and start unscrewing. speeding. gta: drive past a cop at 90+ and wave to him. he waves back real: drive past a cop at 90+ and wave to him. he turns on the sirens and chases u gta: get into a HYDRA that u dont know how to fly and drive and turn very fast like u where stitin on the couch real: get into a HARRIER that u dont know how to fly and crash. and if your lucky enough to get into the air the G-forces will nkock u out and crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Interestingly enough, most police officers will not persue you if you are going that fast ... I've done it before and he didn't come after me. High speed chases cause too many problems. But driver is much more realistic along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Who can't swim? And besides, I've managed to hold my breath for 1:50 while I was training swimming. I quit 2 years ago. Now I can't hold it longer than 1:10 (although I haven't tried it much).Yeah, yeah... Now I know: you won't believe it. I don't care. I could do it at that time. Well, you probably could do it, i can hold my breath for about 80s with not too much trouble (i train waterpolo), but try holding breath and doing something, like running or swimming at the same time and you probably wont be able to hold breath longer than 30s. And btw, a lot of people live inland (europe n USA) Swimming GTA: u swim 50 meters and get tired REAL LIFE:u either can swim 300m or u cant swim at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Man Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 You are in a plane at a very high altitude, you jump out and hit the water: GTA: you are fine, you just swimmimg Real Life: you would pretty much die instantly from the water's surface tension not breaking fast enough... or something like that (watch Mythbusters) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 but try holding breath and doing something, like running or swimming at the same time and you probably wont be able to hold breath longer than 30s. Yeah, that's much different. And btw, a lot of people live inland (europe n USA) I'm sure they've already learnt to swim. I mean, they have swimming pools/lakes, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evabin2libertycity? Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 (edited) Interestingly enough, most police officers will not persue you if you are going that fast ... I've done it before and he didn't come after me. High speed chases cause too many problems. But driver is much more realistic along those lines. 4 real u did? man ur lucky i get a dam ticket every time i go over 60. even if its 1 mile over the cops pull me over Edited July 4, 2006 by evabin2libertycity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someone Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 I'm sure they've already learnt to swim. I mean, they have swimming pools/lakes, don't they? Yeah, I think they do, but that doesn't mean that all of them know how to swim, probably only 10% of them knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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