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[Angry Gorilla]

I am going to create the WORLD'S LONGEST FORUM POST!!!

Im doing it anyway:

Okay you dork; this story takes place four years after the Ed Edd ‘n’ Eddy episodes.

It is now time for school, Edd woke up from his bed and looked at his alarm clock, the time is 8:30 AM and Edd started to get out of bed and walked around in his neat and tidy bedroom packing his school stuff up and making sure he had the books he needed for today’s lessons and making sure he had the right equipment and he then put on his hat and his new white jacket, he also put on his converse boots and his trousers and then grabbed his school bag wearing it on one shoulder and walked off to his van and unlocked the car door before climbing in and he put the key in the ignition and the engine started. The van is that purple van the boys used to visit but five years later Edd repaired the van with his father’s help and now it’s fully functional.

This would be the first time that Edd was going to drive it himself, his father warned him that if he crashed the van then he would have to cough up his money and pay for the repairs himself, or else he doesn’t drive it at all, so Edd was naturally nervous about driving the van, but its not likely a responsible teenager like Edd would crash the van, if there wasn’t any distractions that is.

Edd drove off to pick up someone from the neighbourhood. “Time for some awesome music!” Edd said, he touched the radio and turned it on to Rise FM for some underground rave music and listened to the awesome beats and it rocked his mind and he wanted to dance to it, his tastes has totally changed since the five years.

Edd stopped the van nearby the house with pictures of a plank with a face drawn it all over the windows, Edd honked the horn and a silly looking boy with the plank opened the front door and closed it behind him, he is bald and sports a plain white shirt, with a pair of trousers and a pair of sandals, Edd has known the boy since his early childhood, he would tolerate Eddy’s scams as much as possible, and seems to enjoy them sometimes, but his best friend Plank has got the better of the Eds at one time or another, he is a weird kid who enjoys doing things that Plank likes, like getting his head stuck on a tree, or eating acorns and granola bars, or hiking.

“Hiya Edd!” The boy cried out.

“Hello Jonny, Hello Plank.” Edd said to Jonny as he was walking towards the van. “Now make yourself comfy in the back of the van, I have a special guest that wants to sit in the front.”

“Is it Plank?” Jonny asked.

“No Jonny, it’s for someone else.” Edd said.

“Groan!” Groaned Jonny.

Jonny got up and started raving, Plank just sat there watching his owner dance and prance, but the rocking back and forward was starting to get on Edd’s nerves, all he wanted to do was drive and headbang to the beats but those two nincompoops were being noisy and were rocking back and forward, making the van difficult to drive, Edd lost control of the vehicle and crashed into Nazz’s garden, Edd got out of the van and walked to the front of the van, the damage to the van and the fountain it crashed into was awful, plus a bag of manure was sent flying from the crash and the bag broke when it hit the bonnet, spreading poo all over the bonnet and leaving a stink on Edd’s van. Edd decided to get rid of Jonny.

“Jonny! You must walk to school now after your silly nonsense, look at my van Jonny, it’s been wrecked and it smells of poo, now my passenger won’t want to travel in it.” Edd said, Jonny ran off with Plank to school leaving the sockhead to try and get into his van and drive off before anyone noticed what happened.

Edd finally reached the Park ‘n’ Flush and parked near the trailer where the passenger was due to be picked up, he had to be quick about picking up the passenger because there is a crazed redneck who lives next door to the Kanker trailer and if he’s disturbed he will grab a shotgun and attempt to shoot the Edd in the head, when he reached the Kanker trailer he parked his van and walked over to the trailer and he waited there until the trailer door opened.

A beautiful girl came walking out, her hair a beautiful dark blue and short with a stray of hair covering her left eye, she had a pretty face and a decent figure and she wore green camouflaged trousers and a white tanktop, her name is Marie and she’s the only Kanker Sister who didn’t grow up to be a psychotic redneck like her other two Sisters did, and its surprising that Marie herself didn’t become a redneck herself, considering being exposed to two dangerous individuals.

“Hello Marie.” Said Edd.

“Hi Edd.” Marie replied and soon she jumped inside the van as fast as she could; she passionately snogged the sockhead.

Marie was shocked to see the two ‘ugly Sisters’ came out, Edd has not seen those two for over four years even though he has been picking Marie up everyday so he couldn’t stomach their appearance, both Lee and May have ugly wrinkly faces with a ridiculous amount of facial hair, they had arms so hairy you swore you were looking at King Kong, not to mention that they dressed like a pair of hookers, showing off even more hairy legs and worst of all they were as thin as sticks.

The two joined the Ku Klux Klan after Rolf punched May for throwing eggs at his home and ever since then Marie tried her best to keep away from her Sisters’ antics, they’re more than a significant danger to her, they are a serious embarrassment and the most interesting fact of all is Marie is the only person in the entire trailer park who wants to do well in life, all the other trailer trash kids including May and Lee just prance about causing nothing but trouble, Imagine being confined to a small mobile home with two awful people who should have been locked up in prison, that’s Marie’s ‘quality’ time at home, having to protect herself, Marie since then took over Lee’s role as the boss - even though they never listen to her because in the trailer if she didn’t keep her evil side on at all times she could easily get seriously beaten up.

“I think I just shit my pants again!” May said, she drank the last of her root beer and she threw the bottle at Edd’s van.

“Shut your stupid mouth May!” Lee said.

“HEY! Let us in you stupid whore!” May screamed at Marie before banging her fists against the door, Marie urged Edd not to let them in, and then he locked the car doors; Marie pulled faces at those two scary monsters.

“LET US IN DUBBLE-DEE!!” May screamed, Marie found a bag of tools behind the car seat; she grabbed it and turned the car windows down, before she poured the contents on Lee’s head.

“You bitch; I hope you die in pain one day!” Lee shouted, growling angry at the Marie, but then Marie became very angry herself.

“Oh, it is so wrong for me to get my own back by tipping objects on your head, but it’s okay for you to kick me all the time!?” Marie protested angrily.

“Screw you, you bitch!!” Lee screamed.

“Fuck you, you inbred hillbilly!” Marie shouted, trying not to scream hard but it was becoming too unbearable so she told Edd to turn the car windows back up and he drove off, Edd looked at the rear mirror and he saw those the two most horrible people he ever met hurling disgusting rants about Marie and Edd.

Marie was not too happy, Edd said to Marie “Wow! Those two are total fuckers.”

“Yeah, but they’re going to ruin my life one day.” Marie said.

“I’m sure you will do well in life.” Edd asked.

“I hope so.” Marie said.

“Well what are we going to do today?” Edd asked.

Marie said “Listen to the radio”. She said, and then she turned on the radio and tuned to Rise FM, but unfortunately a commercial was playing, it was the rudest sounding commercial Marie ever heard, and the script went like this:

Presenter: EXSORBIO, the brand new awesome handheld games console, guaranteed lots of fun.

Boy: Look mom I’m playing with myself!

Presenter: Have hours of fun with this exceptionally good device, play awesome new launch games like One Eyed Monster!

Boy: Look mom I’m playing with myself!

Presenter: It’s awesome, but be warned you may go blind!

Boy: Argh my eyes are sore and my arm aches.

Edd laughed out loud and he almost crashed again into the school gates. Edd and Marie looked at each other for a moment, but then they passionately kissed each other and it felt lovely.

“Double-D, will you always love me?” Marie asked.

“I will always love you.” Edd said, “You’re not an inbred homophobic hillbilly like those two, you’re simply beautiful, inside and out.”

“You’re not a dweeb.” Marie said back, “You’re the sexiest person I ever met.”

But then they were interrupted by some dumbfuck who was banging on the car door and when Double-D turned down the windows the rude person demanded that Edd gives his job as the High Chancellor of the cul-de-sac government system to the asshole.

“Let me get this straight, you expect to become the High Chancellor by verbally abusing the High Chancellor, also…” Edd explained, but Shrew cut him off.

“I don’t give a fuck if Nazz is the President of Peach Creek; just give me the fucking job!” Shrew warned.

“Go away Shrew, you will never become High Chancellor as long as I’m here.” Edd warned

“Screw you and screw your fucking girlfriend.” Shrew snorted.

“HEY! Leave Marie out of this, you inbred shit.” Edd said, trying to keep his cool, but many people gathered around the scene and one of Shrew’s friends went up to the raving asshole.

“What’s goin on buddy?” He asked.

“This asshole won’t give me the job! That’s what’s goin on!” Shrew shouted.

“Is that so?” The friend asked, staring straight at Edd, as though he was about to kick him in the groin.

“Yeah and there’s more, he called me ‘inbred shit’ in front of his girlfriend.”

“Yeah, but you’re forgetting one thing, I wasn’t born as white trash, I was adopted by Lee and May’s now deceased mother, I was actually born to loving parents but they died in a car crash and I was then put for adoption.” Marie said to Shrew, she had exited the van and has joined Edd’s side.

“Stop monologing, you bitch.” Shrew shouted.

“What medication are you taking, is it Cannabis or Magic Mushrooms?” Marie jokingly asked.

“What the fuck are you babbling about; you sound like a pregnant gorilla having sex with a lorry driver.” Shrew snorted, laughing at Marie.

“Stop saying nonsense, I can’t even imagine what a pregnant gorilla would sound like.” Marie said.

“Fuck off!” Shrew shouted; he was running out of ammo.

“You piece of inbred trailer trash shit! I never met anyone more horrible than you, you go around school insulting people you don’t know and you like throwing rocks at animals, where’s your respect? Where’s your dignity?” Marie said, it was a long documentation and Shrew had no intentions of parting with Marie without seeing her suffering in pain.

“Someone finally fucking nailed it perfectly.” Kevin said, he walked up to Shrew and said “Get the fuck outta my backyard, DORK!!” The guy walked away from Shrew and so did many other people, except for seven of his pals, Edd and Marie walked off into the school with the crowd, Shrew gave Marie a look of disgust, all she did was look over her shoulder but it was enough for Shrew to run up to Marie to attempt to punch her in the face, but Edd blocked the blows and held him by his neck.

“When I tell the teacher you will get suspended for 5 days, so you might as well walk home.” Edd said to the hateful boy.”

“Oooh like I fucking care you dweeb.” Shrew said.

Shrew walked back to the school gates back to his friends, he told them what happened.

“So what are you goin to do about it?” Ozman69 - one of Shrew’s chums - asked.

“Tomorrow night we steal Double-D’s van and we travel to my trailer park, we’re gonna wait til everyone’s asleep and we’re gonna kill Marie in her sleep, and make it look like suicide.” Shrew said.

“YOU’RE INSANE, Killing someone just for pwning you at a school gate is plain wrong.” Ozman69 said.

“No it’s not just that, she ain’t true trailer trash is she? And she’s fucking literate and speaks properly and I hate that so much, makes me wonder why people think trailer trash like me are illiterate retards, tomorrow, I will make that stereotype true once again.” Shrew said.

“You’re going to kill a human being in the name of a stereotype, you’re sick.” Ozman69 said, all his other chums agreed in unison and all of them walked away from him except for three ‘elites’.

“Who needs ya?” Shrew shouted.

“Grow up man!” Trent - one of the smaller chums - said.

“But I am 100% trash, she ain’t, she should live in the streets not the trailer park.” Shrew said.

“Dude, no-one gives a shit” Trent said.

“Eh piss off man!” Shrew said before running off to go and throw bricks at Jonny’s house.

Trent looked at his friend; the guy running off has gone truly insane.

Meanwhile Edd and Marie were doing their usual hanky panky in the school corridors, Kevin remembered just half an hour ago he and Marie stood up to that bigoted racist Neo-Nazi who was demanding the job as High Chancellor, just half an hour ago Kevin thought Edd was a dork who had no fashion sense 5 years ago, now he thinks Edd is a cool dude and wants to make friends with him.

“Whoa man, you were so cool back then.” Kevin said to Edd.

“Well someone had to show that jerk who’s boss.” Edd replied.

“Say what buddy, how about you come to Nazz’s party with my new buddies.” Kevin said.

“Can I bring Marie too?” Edd asked.

“Sure, after all, she did the explaining.” Kevin said.

Kevin gave them both invitations and left, Edd and Marie went back to making out in the corridor, but one of Shrew’s personal friends was spying on the couple, his name is Koch and he is a very fat person who thinks Trent is going to betray Shrew one day. He hates Edd more than he hates Marie, mainly because Edd once punched him in the balls for laughing at Marie’s hair.

Koch joined Shrew’s Neo-Nazi group because he had nothing to do, he got a silenced Colt 45 from Shrew for being one of his most trusted minions, and he is currently one of the three of Shrew’s elites, he knows too well that Edd is just the one obstacle keeping Shrew and his minions from what Shrew calls ‘The Total Rage’, and when the time comes Koch intends to kill Edd.

When Edd finished making out with Marie he walked arm-in-arm with her, Koch would follow them but they would remain unaware of his existence, they walked into the second lesson of the day, English.

Mr Kolinsky is the teacher of the lesson and he doesn’t like Edd much, mainly because he knows that Edd is better than Dexter in English, and Dexter is the super nerd who can hack Mr Kolinsky’s PSP so that the teacher can run the awesome CheatDevice on the latest firmware, and because Edd beats him at English the sock-head is often the guy walking up to the desk to ‘clean the blackboard’ and Edd can’t (or won’t) hack at all.

Dexter gets to sit by his Sister Dee-Dee and is constantly annoyed, the lessons begin and Edd is doing his work, Dexter needs to make himself fail so that HE is the one to clean the blackboard and hack Mr Kolinsky’s PSP and get paid $30 and an A for doing it, he grabs a straw and proceeds to spit small balls of paper at Edd to annoy him, Edd loses his temper and shouts at Dexter.

Edd said, “DEXTER! Stop spitting balls me now or else…”

“Or what? Tell the teacher? Wet your panties?” Dexter laughed.

“I’m gonna kick your nuts!” Edd warned.

“Oooooooo I’m scared, Eddward you might dress in more fashionable clothes now than five years ago but that doesn’t hide the fact that you’re a wiener.” Dexter said.

“I am not the dweeb you associate me with anymore!” Edd shouted.

“I can’t believe you still haven’t sniffed a girl’s panties yet, it smells awesome and is so cool compared to YOUR panties, probably covered in poo, funny how you used to poo your pants five years ago.” Dexter said, laughing.

“I do not poo my pants.” Edd said.

“Then explain those pants I stole from the boys changing rooms FIVE YEARS AGO!! Dexter roared, laughing his ass off, the pants were covered in poo alright, but they weren’t Edd’s pants, the pooped pants belong to May Kanker.

“Those pants belong to May, and that accident happened ten minutes ago when you snuck out of school and swiped those panties from the washing line.” Marie said, pointing a finger to those dirty pants.

“So the big baby’s girlfriend has joined the flaming war, well I’m gonna have fun flaming the lamer called Marie.” Dexter said.

“STFU or I’m gonna break your legs” Marie warned.

“O RLY? And how do you intend to do that, n00b?” Dexter asked.

“First I’m gonna PWN your legs and then B& you from this class.” Marie said.

“But you ain’t a mod, you’re a n00b and you’re a fag.” Dexter said.

“Excuse me, but that lame insult is so lame!” Marie said.

“Now that’s enough you three, stop flaming and get back to work, oh and Edd you get a detention slip.” Mr Kolinsky said.

“A detention slip!” Edd shouted “What about Dexter?”

“Well Edd, you and Dexter have been very naughty, not so sure about Marie but both of you stay here for detention like good little boys until I fix my PSP.”

“Alright!” Dexter whooped “Time to HACK THE PSP!!”

“No, I’m doomed; my good school records are damaged forever and ever.” Groaned Edd.

Marie left class for break; this is the first time for three years she had left the school doors without her dear boyfriend, she walked to the far end of the school playground and saw a dark shadow hidden beyond the bushes, the person came out and the identity is clear, one of Nazz’s friends… or supposed to be, the area where Marie and she were in reminded the bluehead of the time where she secretly dated Eddy’s older brother.

Three years Marie and Eddy’s brother Thomas grew attracted to one another and would passionately snog sometime or another, no-one knew, except for Marie’s two then fine looking Sisters.

The shock of learning that Marie had actually broke a promise that she would only date Edd completely twisted their minds, so much that they snapped and became the simple-minded rednecks of today, they would throw bricks at the two, but the two lovers always managed to dodge the poop, nowadays the two ugly Sisters would not only try to catch the boys in the Ed’s group, but would also try to physically harm them too.

But despite those disturbing events the bond between Marie and Eddy’s brother grew, the two were quite naughty at times, chasing complete strangers in the streets holding hands together, they were truly happy together, and Marie completely forgot about Edd, the dweeb of that time as Dexter pointed out, although the sap never crapped his pants.

But then the relationship ended when Thomas said he didn’t love Marie anymore, it was very hard for the dude to end such a happy time, but the fact was that if anyone found him he could risk getting killed by Shrew’s brother and he could also be arrested for dating a minor, because he was 17 and Marie was only 14 at the time, although they both agreed to break up, Marie was very heartbroken and didn’t feel like talking to anyone for a while ever since the break up.

“Wake up Marie!” Mini barked.

“What the fuck do you want?” Marie asked; she was in no mood for crap today.

“I want you to stay away from Nazz’s social gathering tonight!” Mini said.

“No, I got an invitation from…” Marie pointed out.

“From who? Kevin? Why can’t I just banish white trash like you so that only the cool kids can come?” Mini said; Marie wasn’t happy about that remark, why does everyone have to compare her to a greasy redneck because she lives in a trailer park?

“But according to Kevin I am cool.” Marie pointed out.

“Fuck off!” Mini said; she chased Marie out of her hiding place.

Meanwhile, Rolf decides to skip school and go wander around the cul-de-sac, while he walked along the pavements he spotted Shrew and his gang, throwing bricks at Jonny’s house.

“Jonny sucks his mom’s cock!” Shrew shouted at Jonny’s parents, who were trying to shield themselves with dustbin lids.

“Hey looks Shrew!” Slash shouted out to Shrew, Slash is another of Shrew’s elites. “I sees a simpleton behinds me, lets give ‘im beatin’s!” Shrew’s gang chased after Rolf, but he grabbed hold of a metal pipe and whacked Slash on the head.

“That asshole just done bitchslapped me on my ‘ed, I’m gonna give ‘im the worst beatin’s ever!” Slash shouted, Shrew gave him a weird look, he wasn’t impressed.

“Not like that you pussy.” He turned around and punched Rolf smack in the face before he had to chance to block his attack, he fell and his bottom hit the concrete floor.

“Well thanks for giving Rolf a nosebleed, yes?” Rolf complained.

“Well you asshole, don’t go spying on my crew, and now fuck off before I kick your face in.” Shrew warned, Rolf got back on his feet and ran away from the gang, but he isn’t going to give up easily, as soon as the gang stopped looking he hid in a bush in Nazz’s front garden and spied on the gang.

“Change of fucking plan, we kill Marie Kanker TONIGHT!!” Shrew said.

“Tonight, b’t why nots tomorrow night?!” Slash asked.

“After that fucking twat Rolf showed his face here I want to kill her sooner than later, and possibly kill Edd too, when he’s sleeping in her trailer.” Shrew said; it wasn’t long before Koch spotted Rolf and dragged him in front of Shrew’s shoes.

“I thought I fucking told you to fuck off back to school!” Shrew said to Rolf, “Now I’m gonna torture you in my basement!”

“Help! Anyone! Rolf is about to have his apples ripped off between his legs!” Rolf cried, no one came out to help and Rolf was then dragged off to his doom.

Back at school and almost fourth lesson, Edd and Marie go on to the fourth lesson of the day, Gym class, and that bitch Mini is going to assist the gym coach today, looks like Marie is in for a nasty time.

“Hope you’re ready!” Mini said to Marie, before strutting off to try and flirt with some boy.

“I hate that bitch; I hope her nose falls off one day.” Marie said to Edd.

“Try to calm down Marie; it’s now time to do some gymnastics.” Edd replied.

Marie tried to jump on the trampoline in front of her, but she fell off and banged her head on the floor, she was groaning in pain, everyone pointed the finger at Mini and automatically assume she sabotaged the equipment, Mr Trunk the gym coach ran over and looked at Mini straight in the eye.

“Did you sabotage the trampoline? Mr Trunk asked.

“I did not.” Mini answered back, but Mr Trunk knew she was lying, and before Mini had a chance to answer back she got a detention slip, “WHAT! I DID NOT DESERVE THAT!” She screamed, everyone laughed at her and her face became very red.

“It’s your own fault Mini, to think that an assistant would even think about sabotaging equipment.” Mr Trunk said, and with that he escorted Mini to the Jack Thompson’s office, Eddy took this as an excuse to be naughty, he ran about pulling moonies at Kevin, he was bored so he turned to Marie, who was still lying on the floor.

“I’m hungry!” Marie said.

“It won’t be long until lunch now.” Kevin said.

“But I don’t want that awful gruel Mr Thompson ordered for the school!” Marie complained.

“Enough talking you two and get back to work unless you two want to join Mini in detention.” Mr Trunk warned, as soon as he walked away Kevin lifted Marie from the floor where she landed and she got back onto her two feet.

Eddy looks like his brother, at 17 anyway.

It is now lunch, and Eddy has thought up a new scam, he is going to con the cul-de-sac people with bricked PSPs by selling them as good quality PSPs with the latest firmware.

“I’m gonna be rich!” Eddy said, “I’ll sell these bricked PSPs for half the price of the real thing, and when they realise the PSPs are bricked I’m gonna give them fake cash as refunds, genius or what?”

“Eddy, there are plenty of flaws to this particular scam, first of all the customers are going to want to see the PSP in action.” Edd pointed out.

“Shut it Sockhead, I brought out Ed’s PSP and it has the latest firmware on it.” Eddy said.

“Which is?” Edd said.

“Emulated 3.70 firmware, it’s wicked, I stole one of Dexter’s PSPs and it runs homebrew.” Eddy said.

“Then really there is no flaw to this plan then.” Edd said, disappointed that he couldn’t stop Eddy from swiping the money of his customers, but now Edd has something important to do, he must find Marie first and get the pair prepared for Nazz’s Party which is about to begin just after sixth lesson, the party would take place in Nazz’s back garden and Nazz’s bodyguards (emos armed with BB guns) would be protecting the party, the party goers and most importantly Nazz from the likeness of Shrew.

The walked to the canteen to get their food, but Koch was watching, he was dressed in Rolf’s clothes and a blue wig, Edd left Marie at the canteen to talk to ‘Rolf’.

Edd walked away from Rolf to get to Marie’s table, the azure-haired girl had plenty of good shit for Edd, some salad, a large pizza, a few cans of soda and other edible items, all wrapped neatly in a blanket, she took Edd outside and into the forest where Mini chased her out, she wasn’t going to be there so it would be safe for Marie and her boyfriend to eat there, but if Mini did pop out her head and cause trouble Nazz would know.

“So Double-D, what are you gonna eat first? The pizza or the salad?” Marie asked.

“I think I will take the delicious pizza.” Edd said, the two enjoyed their meal and they laughed at each others misfortunes from the past as they told the stories to each other. But Marie had a very personal question to ask Edd and it was stopping her from having as much fun as Edd.

“Marie, you look a bit down, what’s going on?” Edd asked, he had a small smile on his face, he knew Marie had something to ask him but he thought it would be something silly like strip off and run around the school grounds, but the truth is Marie had something way more serious to ask.

“Were you going to ask a question?” Edd asked.

“Err…I guess so but I don’t know.” Marie replied, the question sounded embarrassing but Edd was interested in hearing all about it.

“Would you like…to…” Edd was going to ask, but Marie shushed him.

“Yes, be there at the trailer park at midnight, I got a surprise for you, and then I will ask you.” Marie said, in a naughty tone, Edd was wandering what she had in that rude mind of hers, but then Marie got up and left Edd alone in the forest.

Koch was spying on the two the whole time, he grabbed an old WW1 radio he stole from an army surplus store and spoke to Shrew through it.

“Marie has asked Edd to come to the trailer park at midnight; but we don’t kill the two at Nazz’s party, we will deal with Nazz and the guests instead, and save our ultimate weapon for those two.”

“If you insist, I’m more interested in killing those two, and then I become the high chancellor.” Shrew said back through the earpiece, “And remember, you’re near the dweeb, so don’t speak too loudly or else he will hear.”

“I think Marie is asking Edd for ‘coffee’, wait until they come outside the door then swipe them of their souls.” Koch said, he burst out cackling and Edd heard.

“Who’s there?!” Edd shouted; he looked around everywhere.

“Fuck!” Koch said and he ran off before Edd could spot him.

Fifth and Sixth lesson had nothing interesting going on, so lets skip to the beginning of the party.

Everyone has attended Nazz’s birthday party, the whole house has been ready prepared for the party and there has been a special stage in Nazz’s back garden fitted because a popular band was visiting, there’s nothing to worry about, except for the trailer trash ‘chavs’ who emigrated from England, they are another gang and they are going to unite with Shrews gang to launch the attack, the chavs walked to the dark alleyways of the town near Peach Creek, where Shrew and his minions were waiting.

“Is ‘The Total Rage’ ready?” Shrew asked Football King, the leader.

“Right ‘ere.” And the leader then opened the sports bag to reveal a very dangerous weapon.

“Excellent, this sounds like it could destroy all of Peach Creek.” Shrew said, smirking.

“But Shrew, that’s defeating the entire objective of the gang, we were to take over Peach Creek not destroy it, first we change the murder of Marie to tonight, then we decide to kill them after we kill Nazz, now we’re going to blow up Peach Creek.” Koch said, puzzled.

“We’re not going to blow up Peach Creek you fool, its only powerful enough to blow up three houses, now I can’t remember who lives next to Nazz, but back to plan, we kill everyone in the house then we kill Edd and Marie because one of those two could become the next President of Peach Creek, and I’m gonna turn the Urban Rangers into rent boys, just for fun.” Shrew chuckled to himself at the thought.

“Well ‘ere is the bomb, just hid’ tit und’r a bush and watch the fireworkz.” Football King said.

Meanwhile at Nazz’s party, Eddy and Ed snuck inside the party unnoticed.

“How come Sockhead and his Kanker girlfriend get invited to the party? Oh how I wish I was invited into a party and chat up the girls.” Eddy grumbled.

“Let’s go up to Nazz’s bedroom and sniff her panties.” Ed suggested

“Good idea Lumpy, I bet they smell awesome.” Eddy said, and the two perverts sneak upstairs away from the dancing crowd and into Nazz’s room, once they were upstairs Eddy grabbed the nearest panty and took a big fat sniff hoping to smell something awesome, but it smelled awful, and no wonder, the panties belonged to May Kanker.

“GROSS!!! Where the fuck did that ugly Kanker’s panties come from?” Eddy said in shock.

“Maybe the Kanker Sisters are here!” Ed said, he was scared.

“Oh please fucking no!?! If those ugly freaks come in we’re gonna end up with scars!” Eddy said.

“Oh Eddy?” Lee called; she was hiding under Nazz’s bed.

“AHHHHHHHHH!” Eddy screamed, it was too late ,“I’M TOO YOUNG!! ED HELP ME!! HEEEELLLLPPP!!”

“But Eddy, If I help you then the ugly Kanker will fill my asshole up with a fat dildo!” Ed said and then he ran off grabbing one of Nazz’s panties.

“NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Eddy screamed, it was too late for him and the two rednecks prepared for themselves for Eddy’s worst nightmare.

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” Ed laughed like he usually did, he ran downstairs wearing the panty on his head.

“Double-D! Marie! HELLOOO!” Ed shouted, he startled the both of them, Nazz walked up to Ed and dropped her punch on the floor when she saw her panties on his head, but she was more concerned about Ed looking dumb and silly.

“Er, Ed you might want to take those pants of your head, you look kinda silly in them.” Nazz pointed now.

“But Nazz I have to party! I must!” Ed shouted and he jumped outside and onto the stage and danced, everyone was cheering and clapping for him, and Ed and everyone else was having a great time, except for Eddy upstairs who was having sex toys shoved up his rectum by the two ugly Kanker Sisters.

“Go Ed Go!” Marie cheered.

“Go Ed Go!” Ed repeated. “GO ED GO! GO ED GO! GO ED GO!” and everyone else were chanting the line “Go Ed Go” and Ed jumped in the air and shouted as hard as he could “GO ED GOOOO!!!”

Koch grabbed the bomb and tossed it in the air, there was no more than ten seconds left, then everyone saw it and screamed, Edd and Marie grabbed and hugged each other tight, the two were expecting to be blown to bits.

“Edd, about the thing I was about to ask you…I was going to ask you if you…could…well…”

[Gycu]

Even my GTA IV Wishlist is longer

[MrLlamaLlama]

Even my... er... CAR... is longer... heh...ehh...heh.....

[Ivan]

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[Rashon.]

It no too late to call de cops.

[Dirty Harry]

At the center of the city with a knife waiting for you.........

At the center of the city with a knife waiting for you.....

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At the center of the city with a knife waiting for OH AH EH IH JAH JEH KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Ivan]

YAY

[Rashon.]

Bomb

[Ivan]

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[Dirty Harry]

Jimy liked sex one day he died in his funeral his father was masturbating, his brother was licking is arm pit. Then the priest ended his speech and raped the dead Jimmy, his mother started to kiss her hands while Jimy's aunt was eating grass. Then Jimy's godfather showed up and started to take his clothes off and then started to rub himself on a lot of things suddenly God shows up and starts having sex with everyone.

Lili was a sweet girl until she went to her mothers medicine cabinet and took all the pills there, then Lili had an eptiletic attack while her boyfriend Joe shows up and calls an ambulance that takes Lili inside a hoven that burned her and then the ambulance driver started to rub himself with Lili's remains.

[Ivan]

That made me cry

ONE DAY JOHN WAS SLEEPING AND THEN HE SAID THAT HE WAS SLEEPING, THAT IS WHY HE WAS SLEEPING AND IF YOU ARE SLEEPING YOU AREN'T SLEEPING SO SLEEP SO THEN YOU CAN REALLY SLEEP THE WAY YOU SLEEP

[Dirty Harry]

Oh Yeah I Am Happy I feel so good I don't know what it is

Am i Going crazy?!

I like life I don't feel like I'm shit I feel reliefed,will tomorrow be good? Probably not but today I'm happy

Day in day out day in day out

[Ivan]

Edited November 18, 2007 by CQC EXPERT

[Dirty Harry]

One day an evil man started dancing with Natalie, they danced passionately but then Evil Man said you are beatiful Natalie and Natalie started crying, Evil Man kept asking her what's the matter Natalie, she kept crying and said let's make love then they started making love but Natalie cried during the sex. After the sex Evil Man kept asking why she crying and she didn't answer she just kept crying, then she said:

I live

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[Andrew91]

Page 420... Awesome.

[Angry Gorilla]

This post is gonna be THE BIGGEST POST EVER ON TGTAP!!!

I copied fanfiction and stuck it together, ha ha!

I was writing poetry about my only love in my life, Double D, until I was painfully interrupted by Lee accidently stepping on my hand when she walked by. "Oh, sorry Marie. Didn't see you there, laying on the floor." Lee said, apologizing for stepping on my hand,"What are you doin' anyway?" She asked, sitting down on the couch behind me. I turned my head to face Lee,"Writing poetry about my boyfriend." I couldn't help but to smile when I said boyfriend. Lee didn't respond, she just watched tv along with my other sister, May. They don't love thier boyfriend as much as I love mine, they watch tv while I write poetry. I think I'm much more romantic than they are.

I couldn't think of any more poetry to write, mental block. So I picked up the poetry I did write and walked to my room so I can put it away. I opened the door and closed it when I walked in so I could be alone, May and Lee won't come in here till they are tired which was not anytime soon. I walked to my bed and kneeled down to grab a metal box under my bed. I picked it up and placed it on my bed. My tongue stuck out as I searched for the key that opened the lock on the box, when I found the key in my back pocket I withdrew my tongue and smiled. Opening the lock, I grabbed my new poetry and placed it inside the box.

My metal box contained things all about Double D. Poetry, photos, a chewed up pencil that he dropped, one of his socks, and a stuffed doll that looked alot like him. I pushed the box to the side and jumped on my bed, back first. I giggled when I landed, the smooth landing made me feel happy. I sat up and turned on the lava lamp next to me and layed back down to stare at the ceiling. I focused on the natural patterns on the ceiling, they reminded me of Double D. Like one pattern was shaped as a D, another one was a heart, I felt they were signs of true love. I looked to the side of my pillow to where the metal box stood. I grasped the Double D doll and held it above me in the air so I can look at it.

"Who's the cutest boy in the world? You are!"I said, kissing the doll,"Who's my love of my life? You are!"I said, kissing the doll again. I hugged the Double D doll against my cheek and sighed. I closed my eyes and pretended that the doll was really him. Double D, hugging me and kissing me, it was so beautiful. I opened my eyes and put the doll into my box and grabbed Double D's sock. I stared at the sock a bit, played around with it. I checked the room for anyone around, of course no one was here so I held the sock with both of my hands and sniffed it. The scent was no other than the smell of Double D, I pressed the sock against my nose and sniffed again. Everytime I sniffed the sock I could almost feel Double D next to me, so clean yet it had it's own scent but it wasn't discusting. It smelled like clean laundry, he's very clean, but there was another scent to it. I can't explain it at all but when I smell it I smelled Double D, it must be his own personal scent.

I pressed the sock against my face again and sniffed as the door slammed open,"Lee! Marie is acting weird again!" May yelled, facing Lee behind her. Lee walked into the room to see it for herself,"Looks like we caught Marie in the middle of her obsession." Lee said, smiling as I felt embarrassed. I never get caught doing this, well at least my sisters caught me and not Double D. "Well since you caught me you two can leave." I said, tossing the sock to my side where the metal box was. Lee grabbed the doorknob,"With pleasure." She said as she slammed the door, I heard May and Lee laughing behind the door. I love my sisters to death but sometimes they can get out of hand and I just wanna punch them.

When they left, I took Double D's sock and placed it inside the metal box and closed it. I locked it and slide it under my bed, and looked out the window. "I wish you were here, Double D." I said to myself, staring at the bright half moon. I gazed at the moon for a long time, I'm not exactly sure how long but I couldn't help but to think about a bunch of things. All having to do with Double D, my sisters think I'm obsessed but I'm not. I just love him to death, that's all. One thought after another went through my mind for a while as I fell asleep on my bed, under the moonlight.

When I woke up the sun was beaming into my eyes. I lifted up my hand to block the sun's rays as I arose from my bed. I headed to the bathroom so I can refresh myself. I closed the door and locked it, I looked into the mirror to see what challenges I will be facing. My make-up was smudged, my hair was a mess but besides those I looked fine. I got into the shower and washed myself up, steam started to be created under my feet as I scrubbed away. After washing myself up with shampoo and soap I rinsed myself off from the slippery contents, as I did I started to think of what to do today. Getting more of Double D's things sounds good for me.

I stepped out of the shower and searched for a towel, I found one on a towel rack near me. I wrapped myself up with the towel and headed back to my room for some clothes. My sisters were still sleeping when I got my clothes from the drawer. I headed back to the bathroom and locked the door behind me. The water was warm upon my feet when I walked back in. I threw the towel on the floor and got dressed with my usual clothes. When I finished tying my last shoe I got up and looked back at the mirror. I opened the mirror and grabbed my make-up and closed it up. I applied my blue eye-shadow slowly so I wouldn't mess up, and combed my hair to the typical fasion I usually do. When I finished I looked at myself in the mirror,"You can't resist me, Double D!" I said, smiling into the mirror.

I put my make-up and brush away and took out my toothbrush and toothpaste,"Marie! Hurry it up in there!" Lee yelled, banging on the door as usual. "Let me brush my teeth and I'll be out!" I yelled back, as I shoved the toothbrush into my mouth and started scrubbing. I quickly brushed my teeth so I wouldn't have to hear my sisters complain how long I take. After wipping my mouth with a towel, I unlocked the door and exited the bathroom. My sisters were standing near the bathroom, when I got out they both fought eachother to see who gets the bathroom next. "I'll be back later. You two have fun!" I yelled, heading towards the door that leads to the outside. My sisters were too busy fighting eachother to say goodbye.

I exited my trailer-home and walked out of The Park n Flush trailer park and headed to the playground. I usually see this certain kid that tells me where Double D and his friends are. As I walked to the playground I noticed it was quiet, a little too quiet. I hope Double D isn't sick, if he is it'll be hard to get things from him. When I finally got to the playground there the kid was with his piece of wood with him.

"Do that again, Plank!" The kid named Jonny said to the piece of wood, laying in the sandbox. I walked to the sandbox to talk with Jonny. When I got there Jonny spotted me,"It's you again." He said, looking at me. He didn't seem to happy to see me. "Oh, shut up. Just tell me where the Eds are." I demanded, already annoyed with the kid. "They should be around thier houses, at least on thier street." He responded as he sat next to the piece of firewood. "Thank you, splinter-head." I said, kicking his wooden friend out of the sandbox and laughing. I walked out of the playground to search for the Eds. "Wow, Plank! You okay?" Jonny asked Plank, holding Plank in his hand and looking at him, Jonny paused for a moment,"I hate her too buddy."

I walked to the area where Jonny told me where they are. I traveled through the bushes and other hiding places so no one would spot me. I finally found them, they were in front of Ed's house doing a scam as usual. How cute is that? When I spotted the Eds I jumped to a closer bush so I can get a better view. "Step right up folkes! Welcome to Eddy's MaxMuscle! Here at Eddy's MaxMuscle we lift weights and get stronger! Only a quarter and I guarantee you will be loaded with muscles!" Eddy yelled, standing in front of the garage. The garage had a big sign above the beginning of the driveway that read 'Eddy's MaxMuscle' and along the driveway was quite random items with quite some weight to them. Large rock, fridge, giant log, and a car. It also contained little ones like medium sized rocks, tires, tree stump, microwave, and a tv. All the items were in an ordered fasion so it could be accessed easily. It must of been Double D that organized everything.

"Come Sarah! Let's get buffed! I always wanted to be strong." Jimmy said, walking towards Eddy and digging in his side pocket and pulling out a quarter,"This'll be fun!" He added as he dropped his quarter into the jar Eddy held in his hands. Eddy couldn't help but grin, Double D was watching everyone as Ed lifted all the items repeatingly. Sarah followed Jimmy and dropped her quarter into Eddy's jar as well, she joined Jimmy in lifting the light things. "Rolf is impressed Ed-Boy! Rolf will show you how to do it!" Rolf said to Eddy as he too dropped his quarter into Eddy's jar and headed towards the larger items. "What's going on, Eddy?" Nazz asked Eddy, just finding out about Eddy's MaxMuscle. When Nazz interuppted Eddy's gaze into the jar he stood there scared and sweated rapidly. "H..H..Hi Nazz." Eddy studdered, couldn't keep his words together. Nazz giggled,"Can I join your Gym, Eddy?" Nazz asked with a smile. Eddy's mouth turned into a big smile,"S..Sure. One quarter." Eddy replied, when he told her the price he didn't studder at all. Proves Eddy loves his money. Nazz searched her back pocket and pulled out a quarter and dropped it into the jar. Nazz then joined Sarah and Jimmy with the light weights.

Double D walked to Eddy,"Seems like this was a success, Eddy." Double D congratulated Eddy with his achievement. Eddy focused to Double D,"We're making a killing! We definetly got enough money for some jawbreakers." Eddy replied, happy also with his success. "Lift the fridge, lift the fridge!" Ed said, over and over as he kept lifting the fridge up and down. A few moments later, Ed lost his balance as he held the fridge in the air, causing him to walk backwards into one of the two poles that held the giant cardboard sign. With the massive weight of the fridge and Ed the wooden pole snapped and caused the sign to fall on Rolf. When the sign collided with Rolf, he dropped the large log upon Jimmy. Leaving Jimmy in a bruised mess, the log rolled after Sarah and Nazz. The two girls ran but the log's pace quickened before it ran the both of them over, resulting to look like Jimmy. A bruised battered mess.

Rolf lifted the sign off of him,"You anger Rolf!" Rolf yelled as he quickly grabbed a quarter out of Eddy's jar and walking away. Nazz walked to Eddy,"Can I have a refund? This was a drag." She asked Eddy, and of course Eddy being very nervious around the blonde he responded to her question by dropping a quarter from the jar and into her hand. Nazz slightly smiled and walked away,"Nice move, dorks!" Kevin yelled at the Eds as he followed Nazz. The Eds stared at Nazz and Kevin walked away when Sarah and Jimmy tapped thier shoulders behind them,"Give me that!" Sarah yelled as she snatched the jar from Eddy and taking the last two quarters. She then gave one to Jimmy, who was the worst looking one due to the log incident, and the both of them also walked away.

Eddy fell to his knees and shaked his fists in the air,"We were so close!" He yelled in disbelief. Eddy got up and faced Ed, who was just standing there and smiling. "You! It's all your fault!" Eddy yelled as he marched towards Ed. "Now now Eddy! Don't be hasty! It was an accident." Double D said, trying to cool down Eddy's anger for Ed. With success, Eddy looked away and stomped his foot. "Double D! We were so close! Ed always ruins my brilliant ideas!" Eddy said, gripping on Double D's shirt and falling to his knees. Double D patted Eddy's head,"Now, now. Don't be sad, let's just think of another scam." Double D said, trying to comfort Eddy's sadness for losing his money and his scam.

"This stinks, now we got nothing." Eddy said, kicking the dirt on the ground,"Come on, let's go find what to do." He added as he walked away from the other Eds. "W..Wait Eddy!" Double D yelled, catching up to Eddy. Ed laughed and ran to the two. When the three got a safe distance I creeped out of the bushes and followed them, trying not to be seen. From bush to tree I hid myself well from the Eds as they kept walking to some place I'm not sure of. The three of them didn't say a word throughout the whole walk until they reached the junkyard.

"Let's find something to do, guys." Eddy said walking from pile to pile, searching for something to do. "You got it, Eddy!" Ed yelled as he laughed non-stop jumping from one pile to another. "Do we have to look around this bacteria-infected area?" Double D complained, worried about potential dangerous results of looking through the junkyard. The three Eds looked for a long time as I watched them, specially Double D. "Good Marie, you found our boyfriends!" A voice yelled behind me, I turned around and spotted Lee and May behind me. The two of them were smiling,"Yup." I responded, not sure what to say exactly. Lee stared at the Eds,"Well what are you doing hiding behind this car? Let's go get them!" Lee yelled as she jumped over the car I was hiding behind, May followed her lead. I walked around the car and watched the Eds. "Oh boys!" Lee yelled, grinning greatly. Double D froze for a moment then turned his head slowly,"K..K..K..Kankers!!" Double D yelled as Ed and Eddy turned around to see for themselves. When the three spotted us they ran for thier lives, screaming and yelling while they were at it.

"Let's get them." Lee said, chasing after the Eds. I followed her along with May, I always loved to chase these three boys down. I couldn't explain it but I love chasing the three of them and seeing if we catch any. It's like hunting but with better results than a dead carcass at the end. I hope we catch Double D! My sisters and I ran through the junkyard and all the way to the playground where we were finally catching up to them. "Hurry! They are gaining on us!" Double D yelled, trying to increase his running. When Ed heard Double D say that he ran about three times faster. Ed ran so fast that he ran over Eddy then flew by Double D. "You guys! Wait!" Eddy yelled but Double D and Ed were out of sight when he yelled for help. "Hello Eddy." Lee said, happy of her catch. Eddy slowly turned around, sweat covering his whole body as the three of us stood above Eddy. He gulped as the three of us started laughing like crazy.

Lee and May picked up Eddy and headed to the junkyard again, I followed the two. For some reason the three of us couldn't stop laughing. I don't know about May or Lee but I wasn't sure why I was laughing as much as I was. I mean, I was laughing non-stop from the playground all the way to the junkyard. When we all reached the junkyard we looked around for the three of us to love Eddy. My sisters headed in other directions as I walked to the left of me. Lee held her grip upon Eddy and dragged him with her so him escaping wasn't a worry in my mind. I searched for a good spot, but nothing came up. Not until I spotted a large steel pipe sticking directly up from the ground. "Lee, May! I found a place!" I yelled, cupping my hands around my mouth as I did. As I waited I tapped my foot on the ground over and over in boredom.

Soon my sisters were running towards me,"Great find, Marie!" May compliment my finding, smiling as well. "May! Marie! Go find something to tie up Eddy with!" Lee demanded, May and I did so. We searched for anything that can tie him up. I grabbed piece by piece in the junk pile next to me and throwing it behind me to see if I can find anything. "I found something!" May yelled, running towards me and Lee with rope and a long chain upon her shoulders. When she reached us she gave Lee the rope first and held the chain for later. "Good work, May." Lee said. The three of us started laughing like the insane people in the mental institutions. The three of us tied Eddy up real good, making sure he does not escape us. "Ow, can you three not tie it so tight?" Eddy complained, also angry with the three of us. "I love dominating a man." Lee said as she tied the rope even tighter, causing Eddy to cough.

Once we tied him all up Lee started to kiss him on his lips like a mad woman while me and May stood there and watched. May kept grunting and making noises, I'm not sure why though. It acutally kind of made me wonder. "Stop it! It's my turn!" May yelled, pushing Lee off of Eddy as she started to kiss him on his lips. Lee lifted herself from the ground and growled,"He's my man!" Lee yelled as she started to beat up May. The two started fighting like crazy, not even knowing Eddy was still here. As the two of them fought eachother I walked closer to Eddy. He was sweating and shaking like a little puppy left out in a rainy thunder storm. "Don't worry, Eddy. It won't hurt." I said as I kissed his cheek once and looked back at him. "Is that all you are gonna do?" He asked, a smile started to grow on his face. "Nope." I said as I kneeled down to grab the chain on the ground. Eddy gulped and shook even more.

I got back up with the chain in my hand and grinned at Eddy. "W..What are you doing with that?" Eddy asked in fear. I just smiled and winked at Eddy. I lifted my hand high in the air, the one that held the chain, and whipped Eddy's behind with it. He screamed in pain, and to tell you the truth I loved it. When I love something I usually keep doing it. I whipped Eddy again, this time he screamed even louder. His shrieks of agony were music to my ears. I did it, over and over and over. "This one is gonna be a bloody one." I thought to myself as I raised the chain high in the air. Just when I was gonna give Eddy a big whipping, Lee's hand stopped me. "What are you doing?!" Lee yelled, taking the chain out of my hand and placing her hands on her hips.

May stood behind her, a black eye and a few cuts but nothing big. Lee was untouched as usual, she usually wins in fights against us. "We are here to love him, not kill him!" Lee yelled, angry with me. "I know." I said, looking at the ground in shame. I turned back to see Eddy, I wasn't sure if it was tears or sweat but his face showed pain. I felt bad, really bad. So bad I walked to him to get a better look. "Step away from my man!" Lee yelled at me, as a good girl I did step back. Lee and I were standing right in front of Eddy, he was able to see everything that was going on. "How would you feel if I whipped you?" Lee said, stepping closer to me. I stepped back,"What?" I asked, I couldn't help but to look at the ground scared. Yes, I am scared of Lee.

"You heard me, do you want to feel Eddy's pain?" Lee asked, gripping on the chain hard. I noticed because I saw it due to looking down at the ground. "No.." I responded, now I'm starting to feel sad for Eddy. Lee stepped so close to me her face was near the top of my head,"Look at me, look at me now, Marie." Lee demanded, of course I looked back up at her. "Good, now walk to Eddy and say you're sorry." Lee said, pointing to Eddy behind her. Eddy made a nervious smile when she pointed at him. I looked at Eddy then looked back at Lee for a moment. Then I started walking slowly to Eddy, his eyes showed he was scared to death. When I was about six inches away from him I looked down at him to the area I kept whipping him. I didn't see blood but he didn't need to bleed to feel pain. I looked back into Eddy's eyes,"I'm sorry, Eddy. I really am. If I could, I'd take the same pain as you did to show I am really sorry for you." I said to Eddy, meaning every word of it.

"Heh..It's okay.." Eddy said nerviously. "You mean every word of it?" Lee asked me. I turned around and faced her,"Of course I do!" I yelled, I couldn't help my emotions. I wish I didn't yell at Lee. Lee smiled,"Alright." Lee said. Lee then threw me to the ground and looked down at me,"You said you would take his same pain just to show you are really sorry. Well Marie, you are about to feel his pain." Lee said, gripping on the chain even harder and lifting it to around her upper chest level. "No..No! You wouldn't!" I yelled, scared as hell. Now I was the one who was shaking, I noticed that Eddy stopped. "Get her, Lee!" May yelled, cheering Lee on. Lee smiled again,"Well Marie, be prepared to face the wrath of Lee!" Lee yelled as she whipped the chain upon my lower leg. The pain was so great I squealed loudly. "Oh, tough girl eh?" Lee said, whipping me again. This time the chain snapped against my upper thigh. This hit was much more painful than the last. I turned around, my back side facing up, as I tried to escape Lee's deadly attack.

"Oh no you don't!" Lee yelled, whipping the chain on my butt. I squealed again, but much louder than the last. My butt is very sensetive and Lee knew that, I could feel my butt already pumping with pain. I started to cry like crazy as I tried to crawl away from Lee. It was no use, she pressed her foot on my lower back to prevent me from going anywhere else. I turned my head to see Lee, she was smiling with her hand high in the air. She whipped my butt again, and again. She whipped my butt several times in a row, and I screamed in pain every time she did. Lee started laughing like crazy, whipping my non-stop on my butt. I could hear Lee, Eddy, and May laughing at my pain. Just them laughing at me in pain made me really sad, never mind the horrible pain. Lee kept whipping my butt as it started to turn numb. "Lee..stop.." I asked Lee desperately, crying and in pain. Lee didn't answer, all she did was whip the chain across the back of my head.

She kept whipping the back of my head over and over, it hurt so much. Suddenly, I couldn't be able to see things clearly, it was like being underwater all wavey and such. Then the sounds of the chains whipping against my skin started to fade. Then everything started to turn black as the chain slammed against my head. "Lee, I think you might be killing her." May said, I was barley able to hear her but I heard her. I tried to turn my head to see May but I was only able to see her for a second, the weight of my head felt like a ton. I let my head drop on the ground. I couldn't hear anything no more, but I was able to see but barley. When I looked at the ground I saw a redish color but I wasn't able to tell what it was. Everything got dark. I felt the life come out of me.

"Marie, are you okay?" I heard a voice talk to me but I couldn't open my eyes. "Marie? Please, speak to me!" The voice said to me, I was finally able to open my eyes. When I opened my eyes all I saw was black, nothing diffrent from them being closed. "Marie!" The voice spoke to me, I turned around to see who it was. Double D! It was Double D! I ran towards Double D as the darkness around me slowly turned into a field of wild flowers. Things seemed like they were in slow motion but I was gonna get to Double D, no matter what. Double D was smiling, not like he usually does when he sees me. I didn't care though, he was happy to see me and I was happy to see him. I jumped into the air and onto Double D, making him fall upon the soft wild flowers.

I laughed and so did he as we rolled along the flowers, it seemed like forever we rolled on the flowers but it felt so great I didn't care if it did last forever. When our rolling came to a hault Double D layed on his back, staring at the bright sunny sky above him. I sat up and moved my finger around his face, I adored his face. I loved everything about him. The soft wild flowers felt like silk upon my skin, the smell was so perfect and lovley. The sounds of birds and the wind cutting through the wild flowers made this all the better. "I love you, Double D." I said to Double D, placing my hand on his chest. Double D smiled,"I love you too, Marie." He said, smiling.

When Double D told me he loved me two butterflies flew upon our noses, one on each nose. Double D laughed when the butterfly touched his nose but my butterfly made me sneeze slightly. I smiled, I knew those butterflies sensed that we were in love. I also knew those butterflies were in love as well, I could feel it in the air. Double D placed his hand on my cheek,"You're skin is so soft, even softer than these wild flowers." He said, rubbing my cheek. I was so flattered, I blushed brightly. I couldn't help but to slowly lean down to kiss him on his lips. When our lips touched I felt a shiver go down my spin, it felt really good. He kissed me back passionately, his kissing swept me off my feet. When he finally broke our eternal kiss his face was sad. "What's wrong, Double D?" I asked him, worried about what he thinks. Double D faded away, into thin air. I looked around and felt the ground he was laying on but he was gone.

Soon after, the wild flowers started to die as the birds stopped singing. The two butterflies that were flapping above me and Double D literally bursted into flames, making me gasp. The skies turned purple slowly as black lighting struck the dead flowers, making a green inferno spread quickly among the dead flowers. The green fire was speeding towards me, I quickly got up and ran away from it fast as possible. While I was escaping the green death black lightning struck in front of me but distantly. Another green inferno started there, I headed in another direction. Then black lightning struck in every direction, causing a giant great green ring of firey death. The ring surrounded me, I ran towards the middle but it was too late. The green fire quickly burned it's way towards me, when the fire got to me I screamed in pain. I felt my flesh burn as I watch it burn off my body. The fire then got to my face, the fire felt so fierce I cried and screamed drastically. All of a sudden the green fire exploded, causing my body to disintergrate to nothing.

When I woke up I screamed loud as I could, feeling my face. When I opened my eyes I realized it was just a dream. Remembering what Lee did to me, I felt my body in pain but it wasn't too bad. I spitted out a small amount of blood from my mouth to the ground. In shock, I felt my face for anything bloody. Nothing bloody but it was sore. I just remembered that she kept whipping my butt, the flashback of Lee whipping the chain against my behind flashed before my eyes quickly. I pulled down my pants along with my panties. It was bruised to hell, some red spots also. I rubbed my butt with my hand,"Let's just go home." A voice said, not very far away from me.

I quickly tried to pull up my pants but fell on my face doing so. "Ow." I said to myself, getting up and putting on my pants and panties again. I walked to where I heard the voice, it was Eddy talking to Ed and Double D. I noticed I was in the woods area and it was also night time, wasn't sure what time but it was really late. I saw the three Eds walk towards thier homes, I followed them. The three of them were mumbling about something but I couldn't make out what. When they got to the middle of thier houses they all said goodbye and headed in thier own directions. I followed Double D to his house.

"I'm gonna sleep at Double D's house, my sisters would just problably hurt me more anyway." I thought to myself, following Double D. This is gonna be hard, trying to sneak into his house and sleep there. Trying to not get caught at all during the process, it'll be hard but I know I can do it. Double D opened his house door and walked in then closed the door. I heard the door lock, looks like I have to find another way in. I looked around his house and spotted his chimney. Looks like I'm gonna go through the chimney. I walked towards the gutters that ran against the walls of his house and climbed up them. I slowly creeped up them, they made creeking noises as I climbed up them. When then roof was in reach I grabbed it and moved across it, one hand at a time.

Once I was near the middle of the roof one of my hands slipped, making me almost fall. I gripped the other hand tighter as I moaned three times in a row,"That's smart, Marie. Just make odd sounds next to all the windows." I thought to myself, getting angry with myself. The window two feet next to me opened,"Yes, who's there?" Double D wondered, looking around below him for anyone there but he only heard me. "Must of been the wind." Double D said to himself, closing the window and walking away. I could see that his shadow wasn't in the light anymore.

I finally got both hands on the roof and pulled myself up upon it. I walked slowly towards the chimney, slipping on the way there I quickly landed on my back. Followed by a quick squeak, my body fell upon the roof hard. I hope Double D didn't hear it. When I got everything together I slowly got up and walked to the chimney. When I reached the chimney I looked down it, no fire so it should be safe to go down it. I jumped upon the top of the chimney and slid down it. When I landed on the ground my butt made a big blumping sound, it hurted alot. "Thanks Lee." I said to myself as I got up and rubbed my behind. I was covered in black ash from the chimney. I walked in his house, looking around for Double D's room. I just then remembered him opening his window on second floor, so I headed to second floor slowly so he wouldn't hear me.

I noticed along the way I was leaving black ash foot prints,"Damn!" I whispered to myself, but I quickly ignored it when I heard him opening the door. I quickly crouched down so he wouldn't see me,"Nothing like a hot shower after a day's fun." Double D said to himself, holding a towel and heading towards the bathroom I assume. When he left my sight I slowly walked all the way up the stairs and looked to where he was walking to. All doors were shut except one was cracked open with steam and light coming out of it. I sneaked my way to the bathroom and slowly opened the door. It creaked as I did,"Damnit!" I said to myself, realizing I just spoke I mentally slapped myself in the head. "Who's there?" Double D asked, peeking towards the door. I was laying on the ground when he looked, he made a 'Hm' sound and continued with his shower.

"Phew." I said to myself quietly. Double D was humming in the shower, I never saw Double D naked so up and close before till now. I know it isn't nice to look at others naked but it felt so good when I did. I quickly snapped out of my gaze when Double D was coming out of the shower. I quickly hid behind the towel on the towel rack. Double D was humming as he grabbed the towel I was hiding behind. He's gonna see me, he's gonna kill me, he's gonna hate me! I know he is! Thoughts raced through my head but Double D just wrapped the towel around his waist and left to room. "I'm starting to get too many close calls." I thought to myself. When he left the room totally, he shut off the lights and closed the door. I slowly left the room, I closed the door slowly. It creeked but Double D didn't seem to notice. He walked into his room but he left his door open.

I crawled towards his door and peeked inside. He was putting on his clothes, he already had his underwear and hat on. Double D headed towards the doorway I was at, I quickly crawled away. He went and shut off the light,"Ah, nothing like sleep." Double D said, I heard bed springs. He must of been in bed. Since his door was open I crawled into his room and layed on the foor a bit. When I looked at his clock it read '10:17'.

A while has past, I looked at the clock again and it read '11:03' and Double D was breathing quite heavy. He must of fell asleep. Time for me to observe his room, a smile was on my face when I thought of that. I mean, I was in Double D's house and he doesn't even know about it! The thought made my veins pump with excitment. I dug through his drawers and took out one of his sock hats. I put it on and giggled, I was wearing one of his hats and he doesn't even know about it! I went through every drawer, every case, under his bed, his closet, everywhere!

After going on my raid I looked at the clock, it's face read '2:47'. I was snooping around for hours. Poor Double D, he seems so tired. So was I. Being beaten by Lee and sneaking and snooping through Double D's belongings gotten me worn out. I layed down at the side of his bed, where his hand dangled off the edge of his bed. I couldn't help but to touch his hand. "Go for it!" I thought to myself. I took his hand and kissed it. I doubt Double D felt it but I know it felt good to me! This time I licked his hand, it taste like soap. Fresh moutain scent. It was good, really good. After that I took one of his fingers and sucked on it. Double D started laughing, I stopped sucking but his finger was still in my mouth. I was so in shock and scared, I didn't want to get caught doing this. "That tickles! Stop Ed!" Double D said in his sleep. Phew, close call yet again.

I quit the finger sucking, took off my pants and placed my head on his bed. After scanning the area I slowly climbed onto his bed and got on top of Double D. For some reason it felt really good doing so. I kissed Double D's lips, just to see if he was awake. Nothing. If he was awake he would of screamed, now I know he was sleeping. He was only wearing underwear and a hat, he must be cold. A thought went through my head, I grinned as I lowered my head towards Double D's neck.

I started to suck on his neck hard, I loved it! I loved it so much I sucked harder and harder. Double D laughed in his sleep, he must be ticklish. After making a kissing sound when I released my lips from his neck I noticed the big bruise upon his neck. I grinned and sucked the other side of his neck, but this time I bit his neck slowly. I watched him while I bit his neck harder and harder, he didn't budge. He must sleep like a rock if he didn't wake up from me biting him. I looked at what I did, dark colored teethmarks along with a big bruise from sucking his neck. Isn't Double D gonna be suprised when he wakes up.

I slowly pulled down the sheets from off his upper body, exposing his bare skin. I placed my hand on it, it was soft. Really soft. I moved my hand around his body, feeling his soft warm skin. I then lowered my head and started to lick his skin, it taste even better than his finger. He started to laugh again, I loved every moment. Double D grunted, I think he's waking up! I quickly layed down at the other side of the bed while he shifted his body to the other. Good thing he only wanted to move, but I layed to the side of him just in case. I was extreamly tired, I couldn't keep my eyes open. They were more heavy than a brick, I closed my eyes just to rest them. I needed to at least close my eyes. "I won't fall asleep, I won't fall asleep." I kept saying to myself, over and over. The words started to fade as I drifted off into a peacefull slumber. I couldn't stop it, and there I slept. Next to Double D, I slept next to Double D. Like a couple, it felt so good like if it was suppose to happen. Everything faded as I drifted off to sleep.

When I woke up, I kept my eyes shut. I was still really tired but I remembered that I can't be caught sleeping next to Double D in his own bed. I layed there with my eyes shut for a moment, trying to mentally wake myself up. I turned to my side just to wrap my arms around Double D. When I felt nothing but blankets I immedietly woke up and searched the bed. "He isn't here!?" I said to myself, scared to death. I also felt cold so I looked under the covers, oh no! I was just wearing Double D's hat, panties, and a shirt! I didn't know what to do, I just layed there in Double D's bed scared. Double D problably was getting something to hurt me with or something, so many things ran through my head and I couldn't think of a thing on what to do.

"I'm glad you could come at such short notice, Eddy." Double D said, he was in the hallway. "Yeah, yeah, just show me what you were so scared about." Eddy responded, he sounded grumpy. When I heard the Eds voices I quickly took the covers and covered myself, maybe Double D didn't see me. Maybe he just walked off his bed without noticing. I wasn't sure but I tried hiding just in case, I just hope they don't find me. "Well we're here, where is it?" Eddy asked, I peeked through the covers and saw Eddy and Double D. Eddy had his hands in his pockets, looking around the room. Double D was sweating a little, maybe it was hot. Both of them were fully clothed so they been up for a while.

"Prepare to be amazed, Eddy." Double D said, walking towards his bed. "Oh no! He does know I'm here! Please say he doesn't!" I thought to myself, I was shaking and I couldn't stop it. "What's moving under there, Double D?" Eddy asked, stepping closer to the bed. Double D just looked back at Eddy and faced the bed again, then pulled the covers off. "Kanker!" Eddy yelled, he was shocked to see me that's for sure. I just looked back at the Eds, shaking and nearly crying also. "Yes, when I woke up from sleeping I discovered her right next to me. Also with her arm holding mine." Double D said, in a good manner. Eddy grinned as he stepped closer to me. "Eddy? What are you doing?" Double D asked, starting to get worried about the situation. Eddy looked at Double D,"She hit me with a chain, alot of times too! It's payback time!" Eddy said, looking back at me. "Eddy! No!" Double D tried to reason with Eddy but he just pushed Double D away. Eddy jumped in the air,"You're mine, Kanker!" He yelled, I ran out of that room fast as I could. "Get her!" Eddy yelled as he started to chase me around Double D's house.

I ran down the stairs and into the kitchen. I couldn't hide, I didn't have enought time. Eddy was right behind me and wanted revenge. I ran towards the backdoor,"Locked!" I said to myself as I tried to turn it many times. When Eddy got closer I stopped playing with the doorknob and ran the other way. "I hope the front door is open." I said to myself, going after the front door. I reached the door and turned the knob, it opened! I was happy, freedom, but something quickly crushed my only escape. Ed. The tall and very strong Ed, he stood there right in the doorway. I tried passing him but he was too heavy. "Ed! Grab her!" Eddy yelled, running from the other room and after me. "You got it, Eddy!" Ed yelled as he picked my up quickly and held me tight. When Ed held me tight I knew it was over, no escape for me. To add to the bad situation, Eddy wanted revenge on me. I only could hope he just lets me go.

"Ed! Eddy! Put her down! I didn't tell you that she was here so you can commit your awful revenge on her!" Double D yelled, running down the stairs and trying to reason with the Ed boys. "Don't listen to him, Ed! Think, do you also want revenge on the Kankers? I mean, they always kidnapped us and kissed us and also tortured us. You remember being tortured, right Ed?" Eddy tried to convince Ed to join him in torturing me, I just hope Ed's stupidity makes him realize how boring it would be. "Yes I do! Let's feed them to a mutant monster so it will eat her brains!" Ed said, looking at me. Ed's face showed anger, I hoped Double D could convince them to let me go.

"You can't!" Double D yelled,"Wouldn't you feel bad if you torture this poor soul?" He added, hoping to convince them one last time. Ed and Eddy looked at eachother for a moment then faced Double D,"No." Eddy responded, walking out of Double D's house. "Come on Ed! Let's bring her to your basement to torture her!" Eddy yelled, running to Ed's house. "Alright, Eddy!" Ed responded, running after Eddy and laughing non-stop like he usually does. Double D ran after the other Eds but they were too fast,"Stop!" Double D yelled, he was getting smaller. They were outrunning him good, and here I was being tortured with only my shirt, panties, and Double D's hat. Not only embarrassing but also gonna be painfull. "Hurry up, Ed!" Eddy yelled to Ed, now near Ed's house. I felt Ed grip harder on me as his pace quickened, his grip hurt my ribs badly.

Eddy reached Ed's house and headed for the backyard, I wasn't sure why though. Ed followed, when Ed and I reached the backyard I saw Eddy going through a basement window. "What is he doing?" I thought to myself, I shook the idea out of my head. I had much worse problems than wondering what he was doing. Ed walked towards the window Eddy went through and opened it. "In you go, little missy." Ed said to me, throwing me inside. I slammed on my chest upon the concrete floor,"Ow." I said to myself, trying to take the pain. I turned around to see what was going on. Ed was climbing through the window as Eddy was smiling like crazy.

Eddy kept jumping around Ed,"So how should we torture her?" He asked Ed, smiling and jumping while asking. Ed stood there for a moment,"I know! Make her eat lint." Ed said, smiling at his own idea. Eddy's smile quickly died when he heard Ed's idea,"That's dumb." He said, looking around Ed's room. Ed's room stunk horribly, mold growing everywhere, random posters on the walls, messed up bed. He wasn't very clean, I could tell from his room. "Aha!" Eddy yelled, he was in Ed's closet digging through his stuff. I could of only imagined what he was gonna hurt me with. Eddy came out of the closet with a big kitchen knife, along with a grin on his face. The blade shinned brightly, it was sharp and it had my name on it. I knew I wasn't gonna make it.

"Why do you have a knife in your closet, Ed?" Eddy asked, looking at the knife. Ed lifted his hand in the air and pointed his index finger up,"That's because mother made me food and I kept it in my closet." Ed said, letting his hand fall after he said. Eddy looked at Ed,"That's why I found it in a plate full of moldy food." He said back to Ed, who laughed when Eddy reminded him. Eddy then faced me, grinning as he gripped the knife in his hand hard. "You wanna hit me with chains huh? Well how about I cut you to death." Eddy said to me, sticking the edge against my neck. It touched my skin but didn't cut it, he was scaring me. Eddy was laughing like a insane killer. If he was trying to scare me, he did one heck of a job.

"I wonder if Kankers bleed." Eddy said to me, getting closer as the knife got closer as well. The knife's point cut me a bit as a drop of blood dripped down my neck. Ed didn't stop laughing as he watched Eddy torture me. When I saw my blood start to drip on the cellar floor I couldn't help it, I was so terrified I knew I was gonna die. With me being so scared I pissed myself. I felt my warm urine leak through my panties and on my legs. A puddle of yellow liquid formed under me, and because Eddy had one hand on the floor he felt my urine on his hand. "Yuck!" Eddy yelled, quickly getting up and shaking his hand in the air to get the piss off it. "She went pee pee, Eddy." Ed said, laughing at me. Eddy looked at Ed,"I know she pissed herself, stupid Kanker." Eddy said, stepping on my hand. I was so scared I didn't even move my hand, all I could do is sit there terrified.

Eddy walked into Ed's basement bathroom and rinsed his hand off then looked back at me. "Stupid Kanker! Why'd you piss yourself for? You that scared?" He yelled at me, stomping his way close to me. He wasn't standing in urine but his face was near mine, and it scared me. "How about you feel your urine on you!" Eddy yelled, grabbing the back of my head and slamming my head into my own urine. "How does it feel?" He said, smiling at my humiliation. "Now, lick it up." Eddy said, looking at my face against the floor. "That's yucky, Eddy." Ed responded, making a face of discust. Eddy looked at Ed,"I know it is! That's why I'm making her do it." He told Ed, facing back at me again. Eddy sat there for a few moments until he got angry,"I said do it!" He yelled at me, hitting my face.

At this point tears were sliding down my face, Eddy was bringing fear into me. I was so scared, at this point Eddy is my worse fear. I did as he told and slowly poked out my tongue, I didn't want to do it but Eddy will kill me if I don't. So I slowly placed my tongue in the yellow liquid puddle. It tasted awful, it was problably the worse thing I have ever tasted in my life. It is the worse thing I ever tasted. Eddy laughed at me, so did Ed. As Eddy laughed at me he grabbed the back of my head and pushed my face into the puddle, making it worse. Eddy was putting so much pressure on my that I couldn't withdraw my tongue and I also couldn't breath. I only breathed in the urine, I felt very sick inside. I wanted to die, once Eddy lifted off my head I was gonna ask him to kill me.

Eddy finally released his power on my as I quickly lifted my head up and coughed up all the liquid that was inside me. "Sick, she was drinking it." Eddy said, looking at me in discust. I felt worse, I felt very sick. A few seconds later I threw up, bad too. It was a tan colored liquid with purple chunks. It didn't look very natural but I did feel a little better. "Ew! Sick!" Eddy yelled, taking a step away from me. I looked down at the floor, I was sitting in my own puddle of piss and vomit. My life couldn't get any worse, I wish Double D was here.

Right there and then, Double D slammed open Ed's door. It was so perfect, like he was my hero come to rescue me. I was still sitting there crying,"What have you two done?!" Double D yelled, he was very mad, I could tell. "Look at what you two done! Not only she's discusting, but now she's covered in her own bodily fluids! How does it feel to make this poor girl feel like this!?" Double D yelled again. He called me discusting, did he really mean it? I hope he was just refering that I was covered in piss and vomit.

"But Double D, I thought that you hate her." Eddy responded, trying to defend himself. I kept hoping that he would say that he loved me or at leasted like me. "That's not the point! No matter how horrible she is, she's a human being and you made her cry!" Double D said to Eddy, that was it. Now I knew that Double D hated me and always will hate me. I couldn't take it, I felt my heart die inside me right at that moment. I got up and ran out of Ed's house.

I ran off the streets and into the woods. I cried all the way there, I was crying before but this was diffrent. I wasn't being humiliated or picked on, but my heart was crushed, stomped on, and killed. I didn't care about anyone or anything now, only Double D. Now that I know he loathed me, I wanted to die. All the things that been happening to me in the past day, it made me realize that I am hated no matter where or who I seen. Eveyone wanted me dead, now I'm gonna give them what they want.

I ran to the junkyard to look for anything typical. It wasn't long until I found a sheet of metal,"Perfect." I said to myself, grabbing the sheet metal and running off to the forest. The sheet metal wasn't big, about five inches by one inch. I searched for a rock, I only found little ones. I need a good size one, when I turned around I spotted a good sized rock against a tree. I smiled as I headed towards it and sat in front of it. I placed the sheet metal against the rock and started to slide it back and forth, making a good edge. Everytime I stroked the metal against the stone I kept thinking about Double D and everyone else that made me do this. Only if Double D would love me, I still love him but I know he hates me and nothing is gonna change it.

The tears didn't stop, I just kept scraping away. No one loves me, they'll be very happy to find my dead body in the woods. Maybe the animals would eat my body so no one finds it. I'd hope they feel bad for what they have done but that won't happen. That'd just think of it as a mirical that I finally died. Thinking about the people that hate me and Double D also hating me made me feel more depressed with every thought and memery that went through my mind.

I finally finished the sheet meta'ls sharpening. It was sharp as can get, and perfect also. As I got ready to slice up, I thought of something. I'm gonna leave one message for people, before I die. I got up and carved off the bark of a tree, exposing the light brown inside of it. This would be perfect to write on. I took the sharpened sheet metal and wrote:

"For here lies the dead girl, Marie. I may be dead but my soul still remains, I will haunt all who brought me to my death. I just have to say one thing before I die. Double D, I love you very much and always will. I have a metal box under my bed for you. Please take it, it's the least you could do for me. I love you, Double D."

"There." I said to myself. With that paragraph, it needed much of the tree's skin under the bark. Oh well, looks like I'm finished with that. With everything set I got ready to end my life. But before I did, I had to think of Double D one last time. I pictured just his face, when I saw his face I cried awfully. I couldn't stop, and I didn't stop. It didn't stop me from doing what I'm gonna do. I took the sharp silver colored sheet metal and placed it against my skin."Goodbye, Double D." I whispered, I took one deep breath and sliced hard against my wrist. Blood quickly leaked out of the open wound, a little quicker than I thought it would.

The cut hurt greatly, it caused me to squeal in pain. I just tried to ignore the pain as I placed the sheet metal in my wounded hand and sliced the other wrist with it. Blood quickly flowed out of me, already making quite a puddle. I was so depressed, I took the sheet metal and sliced over and over like a madwoman. I slowly stopped because I started to feel light- headed. Things also started to seem blurry, it was working. I was dying, I cried even more knowing that I was gonna die and never come back.

All of a sudden, three white fuzz balls appeared in front of me. I tightly closed my eyes and opened them again, trying to gain my ability to see for a bit. When I opened them my eyes focused and I saw three bunnies. They were just staring at me, watching me die. I wasn't sure if they felt bad or were happy about it but soon a few mice walked in front of me and joined the bunnies to watch me. I tried to figure out why they were doing this but I couldn't think very good, I was dying and it was effecting all my abilities greatly.

All of a sudden I felt something hit my butt, I slowly turned my head to see what it was. A deer, it was a deer. She walked to the front of me and started to lick my wrists. They felt bad for me, it made me smile. To know somethings felt sad for me, made me feel happy. I tried to lift my hand up to pet the deer but my strenth was draining fast. I fell on my face, onto a puddle of blood. I started to feel really cold as my heart started to pump slower and slower. I started to cry, I was almost dead. My sight was becoming dark, everything was getting dark. It started from the outside and moved it's way in, I layed in my own blood just about ready to die. I saw all the animals staring at me as I felt my body drift away. My eyes suddenly felt heavy as my heart stopped, when I felt my heart stopped it made me gasp. I wasn't able to breathe all the way, as my eyes gotten too heavy to keep open. I felt everything inside me suddenly stop. I was dead.

I saw a bright light, I couldn't help but to open my eyes because it was so bright. Everything was blurry but I slowly gained focus. Double D's room, how was I in Double D's room if I'm dead? When I realized this I lifted up my arms to see my wrists. They felt like they had fifty pound weights attached to them, but when I saw my wrists they had bloody bandages on them. Was I saved, or is this how the after-life worked? I was very confused, I tried to think this through until I heard something. "Oh my! You're awake!" The voice said, I turned my head to see who or what it was. It was Double D! "You nearly died there." Double D said, looking down at me. I just stared back at him, laying in his bed. Double D smiled,"I'm very happy that you are alive! You nearly died." Double D added with a warm smile. I grunted,"Why didn't you let me die?!" I yelled at him. Double D sat on the bed,"I can't let you die, Marie." Double D answered, still smiling.

"Y..You remembered my name?" I asked him, looking into his eyes. Double D nodded,"Of course!" He replied. "But why did you save me? Why in your bed and not a hospital's bed?" I asked Double D, confused with him. Double D placed his hand on my shoulder,"You may be a Kanker and you scare me quite often but that doesn't mean I'm not a caring individual." Double D said, making me feel pretty good. "But you said before that you hated me." I reminded him, seeing if he can answer that. "I didn't say hate, and I didn't mean it in a hateful way. I don't hate you, Marie. I'm just scared of you, that's all." When Double D said that we both laughed.

After the laughter I looked into Double D's eyes,"Where's my clothes anyway?" I asked Double D. He fiddled with his fingers,"I, ah, bathed you. Even though you may be naked but you are nice and clean." He answered nerviously. I giggled,"How sweet of you." I said to him, smiling. "Just becaused you saved me doesn't mean I'm still not gonna chase you and give you kisses." I teased, making him even more nervious. "Heh, well you shouldn't do that anytime soon. You lost alot of blood, you should eat quite a bit so you could gain your blood back." Double D said, watching out for me,"By the way, I noticed the bruises you made on my neck with your mouth." Double D said, pointing to the hickies I made. I giggled,"Sorry, I couldn't help it." I responded, coving my mouth and laughing. Double D smiled, he does care for me. I'm glad I'm not dead because I would of never found that out until he died as well. "Well I guess I'll go for now, just call me if you need me." Double D said, getting off the bed and heading towards the door.

"Um..Double D." I said, looking at him. Double D turned around to face me and smiled,"Yes, Marie?" He asked. "Can you come here for a second?" I asked him with a warm smile. Double D walked towards me, I lifted up my hand and moved my index finger back and forth,"Come closer." I said, smiling. When he got closer I slowly kissed him on his lips. It wasn't a lusting kiss like I usually do, but this kiss was to show him how much I really cared. This time he actually kissed back! It was so romantic, the kiss made me feel tingly all over. I slowly pulled my head away from Double D,"Thanks." I said, smiling at him. Double D smiled, as he walked out he nearly tripped over his desk,"Oh my." He said, gaining his balance. I giggled, he turned around and smiled again for a moment then left the room and closed the door behind him. "I love you, Double D."

-Well that's my story. I hope you enjoyed it, don't forget to review! I owe a specially thanks to my REAL life friend, Jewel. If it wasn't for her this story wouldn't be possible, she's the one that basically made this story possible. I can't write about a girl's mind without another girl helping me out! Thanks, Jewel. Well that's all, I hope you enjoyed my short story of 'Blood Of Obsession' don't forget to review! -

Authors Notes: Are primarily at the end of the story so as not to ruin anything. However I will say this. In this story I make mention of events happening in the fanfic, Ed, Edd ’n’ Eddy: Blood Of Obsession. I will go ahead and make it a pre-requisite to reading my story. Seriously, if you don’t read it first, then you won’t understand my story much at all Mine is not a continuation per se but it does exist in the same time/space continuum. Also the story fades from present time to flashback pretty easily so I apologize for any confusion

ON TO THE STORY!

Peach Creek High

Edd closed the door behind him as he left for school, early Friday morning. He walked along the path that connected the driveway to the front door of his parent’s house. As he walked, lugging his backpack by one of the two straps he admired the lawn that he’d mown the previous day. He had done quite a good job, as always, and now simply looked down at his feet to check the edging job. He had always hated… no, hate wasn’t a strong enough word, he DETESTED mowing the lawn, however it was one of the myriad of chores that had been expected of him since before his adolescence. Though he abhorred the task, he knew not to cross his parents, and once he had done the job he’d always marvel at his handiwork for reasons even he did not understand.

He smoothed out his shirt and fished around in the pocket of his blue jeans for his car keys. He wore a red shirt with a blue and white short sleeve button up shirt over it, unbuttoned. The cuffs of his pant legs draped over his Vans, covering the shoes all but completely. And of course the hat, which had become somewhat of a trademark for him, sat neatly on his head, covering all but a few strands of his hair, which stuck out randomly from the rear.

He finished his trek to the street, where his car sat waiting for him. His Crimson, 95’ Lincoln Town car was far from new, but he liked it anyway. He liked the professional look of it and the fact that it had plenty of room for its passengers. This suited him fine since he’d grown tall for his age and also since his friends always seemed to bring any manner of materials with them on their many adventures. He unlocked the door and got inside the leather lined interior throwing his backpack in the back seat. He stuck the key into the ignition and turned, bringing the engine to life. As the engine began to settle into its normal rhythm, the new CD player, quite possibly the most out of place looking thing in the vehicle, began to play the organ and horn melody of “Let’s Push Things Forward” by The Streets. He checked behind him and pulled onto the Rathink Avenue heading toward the Cul-de-sac to turn around and get on the main road to get to school. As he pulled up to the stop sign, he began to sing along to the song and then turned left instead of right toward Peach Creek High.

“I excel in both content and deliverance, so lets put on our classics and we’ll have a little dance, shall we?” He went along with the song as he drove toward the Park n’ Flush. He still had another half an hour till his calculus early bird class started and it would take him no more than five minutes to get to school, even from the Park n’ Flush. He had often wondered about that name, how anyone could hope to attract tenants to a place with such a moniker? However upon observation of the many dilapidated trailers and their inhabitants proved that there was obviously some people out there who either didn’t care, or were illiterate.

Regardless, he drove into the trailer park looking for the one flower which grew in this vast field of manure. After a few turns on the dirty surface of the immense lot, he finally saw in the dim light that the sun donated to the early morning, a young girl standing outside one of the slightly less rundown trailers. She was of average height and wore dark jeans and a white t-shirt with a light jacket on over it. Her hair practically glowed with blue radiance and curved from the top of her head to slightly below her chin, with a stray tuft covering her right eye. As he pulled up and stopped next to her, he turned down the stereo, rolled down the passenger side window and began to smile widely. The girl dropped her backpack and leaned on the car door with her head inside the open window.

“Bum a ride off ya stranger?” She asked.

“Eh, I guess so, where ya headed?” he said with mock indifference and the same smile. The whole reason he was there was for her and they both knew it, they simply enjoyed the fallacy. She then picked her bag up off the ground and opened the door. She sat in the passenger side and tossed her sack right next to Edd’s in the back. Then she leaned toward the driver’s seat and gave Edd a quick peck on the cheek, widening his smile. No sooner had the door closed then Edd put on the gas in order to get out of the trailer park more quickly. He disliked the area and those who inhabited it, save for Marie of course. Once they had left the Park n’ Flush and were on their way, Edd remembered to change to track 12, “Weak Become Heroes”. He liked this one alright, but Marie loved it, so he went ahead and changed it. She sat back into her seat and smiled as the familiar song began, then she asked, “So ya ready for tonight?”

He looked at her with minor surprise, which faded quickly. “Of course,” he replied, “but first we have to get today’s test over with.” He added a small chuckle afterwards. He became aware of Marie’s sudden uneasiness, as many couples become aware of each other’s feelings easily. “What’s wrong?” he asked knowing full well the answer.

“Huh? Oh nothing” she replied, adding a fake smile in a vain attempt to seem sincere. Marie hated math. She always had, but had been able to pick it up with a little effort. They had both taken the same early bird class in order to be together. Edd liked the class, and sharing it with Marie made it even better, but he knew that it was not nearly as enjoyable for Marie. He helped her when he could and took pleasure in doing so, but at the same time he knew that she simply had no interest in the subject. She tried to keep it a secret, but it was no use. She had only taken the class in order for them to be together, and more importantly together long before her sisters and his friends would be on campus. They had done their best to stay together for the past five years, since the incident when Marie almost killed herself.

That was a hard time for the both of them. But at least some good came out of it, they’d finally, truly met each other. Well, actually, Marie sort of knew more about Edd than he did of her back then. That day… as was said by F.D.R. of that notorious December day, was “a day that will live in infamy“ in both of their memories. It was still an experience that haunted each of them and one which they tried to forget. She had almost died in the woods, under a tree, a tree that grew with a small, yet conspicuous red vein on one side as it sucked up nutrients from the blood soaked earth below it.

After finally stabilizing Marie and getting her cleaned up, he went back to her tree with the intention of recovering anything of hers that she might have left. What he did find was a testament that she’d scrawled on the tree. He stood there, reading it over and over again until he needed not look at the cuts in the old gnarled bark to recite the short paragraph. He immediately ran back to his house and snuck into his room, where the bruised, battered, and formally bleeding Marie was deep asleep in his bed. He slunk over to his desk and once there, he couldn’t help but look at her as he reached in his drawer to retrieve his digital camera. He crept back over to the door not taking his eyes off the sleeping, sapphire haired girl. As he softly shut the door behind him, he stopped, and then open the door again to get a shot of her as she slept. A few seconds later he was in the garage perusing the hook lined walls, in search of a file.

A few minutes later he stood in front of Marie’s tree adjusting the settings on his camera and directing the lens at the carvings on the tree. After a few shots, he turned the camera off and inserted it into the left pocket of his blue shorts, simultaneously removing the file from the right. He stepped forward, avoiding what little blood remained on the ground that had not yet soaked into the dirt. The same blood that ran down his arms from her open wrists as he ran with Marie’s limp body back to the Cul-de-sac earlier that day. He stood before her tree for a second, and then began to grind the tree bark away with the file, exposing the light colored meat of the tree, until there was nothing left of the message.

That day, was so long ago and yet so vivid in his mind. He was thinking about it when Marie interrupted his thoughts. “I don’t know about this test.” She said worriedly.

“Don’t worry Marie, I think you’ll do alright, the big question here is what time am I picking you up?” He thought it best to change the subject and as he glanced to his right he saw that she became more at ease, if only minutely, at his efforts.

“Y‘know, I think that this dance would be so much better if you could get the guys to take May and Lee.”

Edd laughed out loud at the joke and said “Ok sure, no problem.” They both sat there laughing their heads off as Edd pulled into the student parking lot of Peach Creek High School. After shutting off the engine and looking at his watch he looked at Marie, into the eyes of his girlfriend and leaned in to kiss her. Yet another benefit to being at school so early was the fact that no one they knew would be around to mock them. Finally their lips separated and Edd said, “Ok Marie, let’s go kick the crap out of this test huh?” She smiled at this and then they both exited the car.

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Cont'd authors notes:

You like? Please Review. This is my debut in the Fan Fiction department, and I'd really appreciate a good, or heck even a bad, review.

Also, this is an idea that worked through my brain and I decided to put pen to paper… or well… finger to key I guess. Let me know how you liked it. Like I said at the beginning, the part where I mention about Marie almost killing herself was from a story written by Rune TheElf called Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy: Blood Of Obsession

It’s a great story and if you haven’t read it yet than A) <Smacks you upside the head> I told you to read it first! Go read it right now, damnit!!!

Ok sorry, lost the happy, but the happys BACK!

Ok well now for the

Disclaimers (I don’t know the deal here so I’ll go with the “better safe than sorry” approach y’know?)

I, obviously, don’t own Ed, Edd, and Eddy, I just really like the show.

It is owned by the fine folks of A.K.A. Cartoon and the show’s creator, THE MAN, DANNY ANTONUCCI

Also I Do not own any rights or whatnot to the following

> The Streets/ Mike Skinner and any of his awesome music. But check him out he’s great.

> Lincoln or any of it’s Parent companies or subsidiaries. Nice cars though.

> Vans, Vans Off the Wall, or any other associated companies. I just like their shoes.

As Edd penciled in the letter C on the last question, he stood up and grabbed the packet. He approached the teacher’s desk and looked at the clock. Only twenty minutes of the 65 minute class had elapsed and, like usual, he was the first to finish the test. After setting the test on Mr. Arbezzi’s desk he walked back to his seat and sat there, looking about the room but paying special attention to the front left corner of the room where his girlfriend sat, worrying over the test answer sheet. Mr. Arbezzi had all his students sit at a desk that was at least two seats away from their normal seat on test days, thus Edd and Marie were not together as they would have been on a normal day.

‘C’mon Marie, I know you can do this,’ he thought to himself, cheering her on silently. Almost as though she could hear him root for her, Marie shot him a quick glance and smile. All without Mr. Arbezzi noticing, a trick her and her sisters had mastered long ago in order to effectively cheat on tests in the past. Edd smiled to himself as the thought crossed his mind that she could probably play a game of Tic Tac Toe with him from 4 seats away and Mr. Arbezzi would never know. He hoped that she was doing well on the test, which she should be because they had been studying for it every lunch hour that week. But he wasn’t too sure, she always complained that Mr. Arbezzi hated her. This was a common excuse employed by a few of his fellow students who did poorly in their classes, but one he entertained for her nonetheless. He sighed and thought about all she’d done to stay with him in the last few years. After the incident, the two of them stayed together for a while, mostly due to the fact that the less either of them spent around their cohorts, the better.

She claimed to hate her sisters because of how Lee continued to beat her after she smacked Eddy around. How, even though Marie had screamed as she was blacking out, Lee did not allocate any mercy to her sister. Of all people, she thought that Lee would understand the violence that she had directed towards Eddy, but she was wrong. May had simply sat back and watched as Marie began to lose consciousness. And then there was Eddy’s revenge, the thought of which made a feeling of rage sweep up through Edd’s torso. Eddy had no right to do what he did. Ed, the loveable oaf, had told Edd what had happened in his basement, and Marie told him what she could, although she was too scared at the time to notice any details.

Ed was a true friend to the end, and Edd knew it. He counted Ed innocent because a) he never actually DID anything and he’d seen that Big Ed would usually fallow the dominant force in any given situation. Which was why Eddy no longer held any such authority in the small group, Edd had seen to that personally.

Although he had professed to his “friends” that he had no feelings for the blue-haired Kanker, he still felt that he should do the chivalrous thing and make Eddy pay for his terrible actions. At the time Edd did not know the full extent of Eddy’s crimes, but by the state Marie was in when she was found, they must have been bad. And so, shortly after returning his father’s file to its rightful place on the wall he went to look for the two remaining Eds. Ironically enough, they were still in Ed’s basement, Ed on his bed laughing hysterically over a copy of Chix Galore and Eddy sitting in Ed’s chair, inspecting another worthless trinket left over as proof of his older brother’s legacy in the Cul-de-sac. Edd opened the window and slid down onto the wooden table under it, and finally to the concrete foundation that made up the floor of the room.

“Where ya been Sock-head?” Eddy asked, not bothering to look up. He sat there so innocently as though nothing had transpired that morning. Ed chimed in with one of his nonsensical “Edisms”

“Double D, you missed it, I spun around on my head for 5 minutes and then I threw up!”

“Yeah,” Eddy added, “you shoulda seen it, he… Hey what’s up with YOU, Sock-head?” It was at that time that Eddy caught sight of Edd’s expression. Edd was angry. Angrier than he’d ever been, and what’s more was he wasn’t quite sure why he was so upset. Wasn’t this the same girl who made his life miserable on so many occasions before? Maybe it was because of what he had seen engraved on the tree, or how smug and innocent Eddy was acting but, something about what they’d done to her had enraged him and he wasn’t about to take any crap from anyone right now. Without taking his eyes off of Eddy, who continued to regard him with growing befuddlement, Edd asked, “Ed, what happened?”

“Oh, is this about…” Eddy was cut short by Edd with a quick yet effective “Shut up! I was ASKING Ed!” By this time Ed had replaced his magazine under his pillow and sat up on his bed, looking at Edd.

Ed replayed the events of the morning vocally, although not without losing track of his point uncontrollably. Edd was patient enough though, and goaded Ed to continue until the point when Edd had come in to, as Ed put it “Rescue her from the clutches of Dr. Scam.”

Now Edd felt an even greater hatred flowing through his veins, burning as though his blood had been replaced with gasoline.

“Eddy! What in god’s name were you thinking! Do you realize what you did to her!? You almost KILLED HER,” he shouted. Eddy just looked at Edd with a smirk that invited Edd to try and do something about it. Truth be told, all Eddy had to do was have Big Ed jump into action and Edd’s every effort would be for not. Ed was a nearly unstoppable juggernaut and Edd knew it.

Just then, almost as though an answer to his prayers, an idea popped into his mind. He slowly raised a finger and pointed menacingly at Eddy. “You will PAY for what you have done Eddy! I swear to GOD you will!” And then he began to walk toward the door. As he opened the door, emblazoned with a poster for Gore Fest, he noticed that Eddy did not appear to be worried. He continued to sit in the chair, a calm look about him.

“Ed?” asked Edd, “Would you please come with me?” Ed quickly ran over to the door with a token answer of “Buttered toast!” Edd felt that it wasn’t fair to implicate Ed in the horrors that awaited Eddy. With Ed in tow, Edd climbed the stairs to ground level, and then the stairs leading up to the second story. Ed followed unaware, while Edd rehearsed his lines silently and erased all signs of his previous emotions from his face. As he topped the staircase, he turned left and then stopped at the first door on the right. “Ed, I want you to be very quiet,” Edd instructed, “no matter what happens just please be quiet and let me do the talking. Can you do that for me?” Big Ed nodded and then continued to stare off into space, as he did so often. Edd took a deep breath and then knocked.

“Go away!” Sarah’s voice answered. Edd listened for a second, straining to confirm his suspicion that Jimmy was not within Sarah’s room with her. He evidently was not and so he knocked again. This time a series of stampings ensued and then the door was flung open. Sarah stood in the doorway, her hand on the inside doorknob, ready to slam the door shut in the event that she did not like what awaited her on the other side. Edd did not intend to disappoint her. “What do YOU want Double D?” she asked harshly.

Portraying as serious a demeanor as he could Edd said, “Oh, uh, Sarah. I do apologize for my frightfully rude intrusion on your person, but I thought you might like to know that Eddy has sold Jimmy’s retainer,” Edd lied. It was all he could do not to smile as he sealed Eddy’s fate. He knew that what Sarah was capable of, would be sufficient to make Eddy’s punishment adequate.

Sarah was fuming, “WHAT!!! He did WHAT!!!”

Edd realized that he would need to utilize this time to spare Ed her wrath. “Ed and I just found out about it, Ed had been assisting me with an experiment and after we had finished we decided to stop in and see our dear friend Eddy.” ‘Excellent, Ed’s safe’ he thought.

“Ooohh, WHERE IS HE!?” Sarah demanded.

“I think he’s in Ed’s room, but…” he couldn’t finish because she was already pushing the two out of her way. There was a mild pain as his body collided with a small inn table, but he knew that what Eddy was going to be going through would be far worse. He smiled, and chuckled to himself as he thought of the beautiful retribution.

Since that day, Eddy had taken the lowest position on the totem pole, due in no small part to the many threats of further violence Edd had made. After that encounter, Edd decided that it would be best to stay off the radar for a few days, mostly so that Eddy could let what had happened sink in and so that HE could help Marie recuperate further. It was during this time that they had grown closer, he had stayed by her bed for the following three days, assisting her in any way he could. In actuality it was HIS bed, but he did not want to move her for a while and she showed no interest in going back to her place. After recovering her lost blood and regaining her strength they went back to her place together. Since she wasn’t bed ridden any longer, she was in need of some of her belongings. It was 2:00 in the morning when he took the still rather weak girl to the Park n’ Flush trailer park. She requested that he stay outside of the trailer in the event that her sisters woke, but by the sounds of the snoring emitting from within, it was not likely. She was in an out in under minute holding both a garbage bag full of clothes and other belongings and a small metal box with a lock on the side. He wondered to himself if that was the box she had referred to in her testament.

After they got back to Edd’s room, they talked for a while, about trivialities, and then about more serious matters. They began to speak of how long she planned on staying with him. It had been only mildly difficult to keep her a secret from his parents, but he began to doubt his own abilities. On top of that, his sleeping on the floor, where even now he lay comforted only be a pillow and a pair of jackets, was putting a significant dent in his sleep cycle. The previous morning he nearly missed his paper route, and after the episode with the other Eds, he was on thin ice as it was. They decided that she would give her sisters a few more days to go without her presence, and then she would return. Lee, by then, would have forgotten the incident as she hadn’t the best memory, and of course May couldn’t remember what she had for breakfast, which seemed to further constitute a perfect match for Ed she mused. They both laughed at this, trying to be quiet so as not to wake Edd’s parents. Finally, Edd worked up the courage to enquire about the small metal box, and immediately, Marie became silent and her eyes began to look as though she was staring down an oncoming train.

Realizing his fault, Edd began to stumble through a change of subject. “Umm,” he started, waving his hands wildly in front of him as if to negate what was said. “if you don’t want to talk about it we…” He was cut off by Marie who said in a tone, the very definition of somber.

“Edd…, did you read what I wrote on that tree? Th-the one you found me under?”

Edd didn’t know how to respond. Of course he did, but should he tell her?

“I…ummm well the thing is…that well…” Then he tried for the stupidest thing he could, “What tree?” Even as he said it, he mentally smacked himself for being so stupid. Apparently though, she didn’t realize, either that or she didn’t want to try and drag out an argument with him. The expression on her face, as she sat on his bed with her arms around her huddled legs, looking downward at nothing in particular told Edd that the latter was the case.

“Edd… I just want you to tell me the truth. Did you see the tree? Did you read it?” At that last sentence, she looked up again to face him, tears beginning to well up in her eyes. Instead of answering, Edd let out a sigh and looked down towards the floor. He rose from his jacket sleeping bag and headed towards his desk. He could feel her pleading eyes on him, even without looking back her way, as he crossed the room and probed his desk for his camera. After finding it he slowly moved toward his bed, simultaneously turning the power on and changing it to the view function. He chose the best picture and handed the camera to the distraught girl. It took no more than a second of her scrutiny before she set it down on the bed, obviously not wanting to see any more.

Edd was sure she was going to bust into tears, but instead only a single tear escaped her eye. Then she reached under the covers and fished out a small key. She then disengaged the lock on the small box and opened it.

They spent the remainder of the night looking through its contents. At first, it seemed almost painful for Marie, and Edd felt awkward and wanted to stop, but then after the praise she received for how well her third poem had come out things began to take on a much more cheerful air. She happily showed off the things within as a proud artist shows off a new painting at a gala. By the time they had finished it was 4:58 in the morning, and Edd needed to begin his paper route in a few minutes. But before that he decided that a good closer to the special night was in order. After she had replaced everything in her box and tucked it away Edd leaned close to her and hugged her tight. She was visibly taken off guard by this, and as he remembered, he had been a little surprised at his actions too, but then she relaxed and returned the embrace. They sat there for a few minutes, simply basking in the warmth that each other’s body emanated. Finally, Edd whispered that he had to do his paper route so he’d have to go. She responded by letting go for a second and then applying a firm yet soft kiss to his lips. This surprised him terribly and his eyes shot open wide. While this happened, he noticed how calm and natural looking Marie was with this turn of events, and how beautiful. He relaxed more and returned the feeling that the kiss had brought.

The first bell of the day rung loudly, shaking Edd out of his day-dreaming. He nearly smacked his head on the desk as the arm that was supporting it, leapt up in surprise. Once he regained his composure, he looked toward the front of the room in time to see a rather pleased Marie, handing in her test along with a few of the other remaining students. He got up from his seat and slung his bag over his shoulder and joined her up at Mr. Arbezzi’s desk. As he approached, he saw a repeat of the smile she had shot him earlier and knew that she had done well. He returned the smile and they both left the room together.

Peach Creek High School was designed much like a college campus, though on a smaller scale. There were no indoor halls connecting the various buildings and, although rain was rather infrequent in Peach Creek, any precipitation made moving from class to class difficult. In mid-early spring though, the sun was out and shining as hard as ever, already the greater Peach Creek area was beginning to warm. Edd and Marie walked out of the Math Building, the warm sunshine splashing over them was a welcomed feeling compared to the overly-air conditioned structure.

Edd and Marie walked down the outdoor hallway, hands intertwined, a slight grin on Edd’s face, matched by Marie. “You get form C?” Edd asked, breaking the silence.

“Yeah, I did… and so did you,” she replied. Edd gave a knowing smile and glanced to the azure-haired young woman to his left.

“So how exactly were you able to arrange that?” he asked inquisitively, his mind already putting together the possibilities. She had always had a knack for getting what she wanted, the proof was holding her right hand and walking down the cement path with her.

“Eddward! How could you?” she exclaimed, her sarcastic disbelief at his accusation made Edd chuckle slightly. “I thought that you trusted me to take the test honestly.” She saw that Edd’s smile had grown, her ruse hadn’t tricked him in the slightest, although she hadn‘t really intended for it to. She looked into his eyes for a second and then continued. “They were all Form C. Teachers have been doing that for years, claiming that there were 4 different forms just to keep kids from cheating.”

“And how did you come by this revelation?” Edd asked.

“Well,” she began, blushing slightly, “May and I were looking for answer sheets in another class a few years back, and we… well I figured it out.” Edd chuckled and decided to change the subject. That part of her life was over, she had taken the test honestly, and Edd’s knowledge of that fact made him happy.

“So,” Edd began, “can I buy a pretty girl like you some breakfast?”

Marie, being the quick thinker that she was, immediately donned her “Nazz voice” and said, “Sure Double-D, that’d be awesome!” Her “Nazz voice“, as she liked to call it, was an overly-lisped valley girl articulation, that didn’t sound much like its namesake. Despite that fact, one could always associate it with Nazz , and Marie’s use of it always put a smile on Edd’s face. Besides the ridiculous caricature of the blonde, it was funny hearing Marie call him “Double-D”. She hadn’t done that in a long time, and the fact was that few people to continue calling him that, which he preferred. Edd started to laugh lightly as they began walking toward the parking lot.

Marie’s use of the Nazz voice began a few years ago in good-naturedly mocking Edd’s (and consequently all of the males from Rathink Avenue) infatuation with her. Although, the only one of the boys from the Cul-de-sac who had any chance with her was Kevin, and their relationship hadn’t lasted past the two-week mark. Many rumors surfaced about their separation, most of them painting Kevin in a very negative, and “small“ light, but the real reason was known only to them. Marie still used the voice though, more for the fact that it made Edd smile, and not so much for the cruel ridicule of the girl.

Although, to say that Marie liked Nazz wouldn’t be exactly true though either. She had harbored a mild contempt for her for some time. Most likely due to the simple fact that Nazz was always the girl that Marie had wanted to be. As long as Marie had known her, she had been popular, pretty, and worshiped by the opposite sex. These feelings had diminished a bit after the incident, but a small part of her still felt the same feelings, even though she had Edd.

As they walked, Marie gave Edd’s hand a squeeze. Edd looked at her, not slowing, and replied with the same action, a wordless expression of their adoration for one another. Finally, he broke the silence, asking the question he had wanted to ask since stepping out of Mr. Arbezzi’s classroom, “Did you pass?”

Her smiles in class were reassuring, but he was still rather un-easy. She hated that class, hated math period, and so his concern was understandable. It took a good deal of effort for her to get through it, but she managed with his help. “What do you think?”, she answered, the smile still adorning her face. Edd jerked to a halt, and Marie followed suit, turning to face him. Edd’s face was serious in every way, and this alone pulled the smile from her face.

“Did you pass?” he repeated, sounding even more solemn than he looked. She immediately understood why. She had always struggled at math, and Edd was a saint for helping her. Math was simply not her subject, she saw no point in it, and wondered how anyone else could. This test though, had proven to be manageable. She was able to tackle some of the questions with minimal effort, and only a few of them gave her trouble. She was confident that she had passed, but it would not have been possible without Edd’s help. Had Mr. Arbezzi been teaching a Creative Writing class, there wouldn’t have been any problem at all, she had always been somewhat of a wordsmith.

Her smile returned from its brief absence and she placed an assuring hand on Edd’s shoulder. “You worry too much, y’know that?” she said. Edd’s expression changed to confusion from its previous somberness. “Besides,” she continued, “I‘ve been getting some help from this one smart guy I know.” She punctuated her sentence by reaching up and planting a small kiss on his cheek, miraculously producing a grin on his formally confused visage.

“That a fact?” he said, through his new smile. “must be a sucker for a pretty face,” he concluded.

“Oh he is,” Marie stated, turning back towards the direction of the parking lot and returning to her earlier gait, dragging Edd along with her. “I suppose I could get him to do just about anything for me,” she giggled, while Edd caught up. “Really? Sounds like the poor guy’s fallen for you”

“Maybe. And maybe I’ve fallen for him too. Maybe he’s the one.”

“Hey now!” Edd protested falsely. Marie’s only response was that endearing toothless smile of hers, her eyes closed and head cocked to one side. This smile was as always, accompanied by another life-affirming hand squeeze.

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The parking lot was still relatively vacant, save for some cars belonging to other students with classes at that time of day. Needless to say, this left a great deal of spots open. Edd’s Lincoln was situated near the street on the right hand side of the lot. The car chirped twice as he disengaged the alarm remotely. They walked up to the car, but both of them stopped at the rear, where Edd opened the trunk, also remotely. The lid began to rise on pneumatic lifts, showing that the trunk didn’t contain the token spare-tire, jack, and tire-iron, but something entirely different. Unlike most trunks, Edd’s contained a small, yet surprisingly well stocked breakfast buffet, complete with a small table set that folded out from underneath the trunk lid.

As the lid came to rest at the top of it’s arc, the interior came alive, the small motors , driving several movements. A small carousel in the middle began to rotate, and twin conveyor belts ran, lengthwise, through the Lincoln’s spacious trunk. A wide variety of breakfast dishes presented themselves, ranging from eggs and bacon to cantaloupe and honeydew melon. Edd grabbed the folding table, and canvas camping chairs from the lid and began to set them up in the vacant parking space next to his car, while Marie got a plate from the left side of the buffet, and perused the extensive selection. By the time that Edd had finished with their makeshift breakfast nook, she was already walking over, holding a plate of fried eggs, hash browns, honeydew melon and a glass of OJ. She sat down at the table and waited for Edd to return with his usual, 2 eggs (scrambled) a piece of toast with strawberry jam, and a cantaloupe with a glass of skim milk. The two of them sat and ate leisurely, since the "first" class of the day didn’t start for another half an hour, they were permitted their relaxed pace.

Shortly after they began, Edd heard a distinct rolling sound approach from the main parking lot entrance behind him. With toast in had, he turned to see Jonny skating toward them. He was dressed in his PC Swim team shirt, a pair of long khaki shorts, and sandals. The sound of his hard plastic wheels on the cracked asphalt was noisy enough to be heard from far off, so Edd had some time to eat before Jonny’s got within talking distance. He polished off the remainder of his toast, just as the bald-headed young man rolled to a stop near the two. A quick stomping of the tail brought the nose of the board straight to his hand, revealing the grinning face, emblazoned on the bottom of the deck.

“Why, hello there Jonny…Plank,” Edd greeted, reaching for a glass of milk to wash down the toast . Marie, unable to talk as she had a bite of melon in her mouth, smiled politely and nodded. Finishing the remainder of his milk, Edd continued; “How goes things?”

“Hey Edd, hey Marie, me and Plank are fine, but I gotta say, we’re a bit hungry.”

Edd neatly wiped his mouth with his napkin, and said “well we can’t have that, now can we?” Marie shook her head, in agreement. “Let’s see what we can do about that,” Edd finished, getting up from his chair and simultaneously clicking his fob to open the trunk. “As you can see, plates are there on the left…” Edd trailed off and whispered to Jonny that he and Marie would rather spend some time alone. A simple double clicking of the tongue confirmed that he understood, and he began to make his selections. Edd smiled gratefully and waited for Jonny to choose, so he could reset the system again.

Jonny had been the only one from Rathink Ave. who, initially, didn’t care all that much about Edd and Marie’s relationship. Most of the cul-de-sac’s residents either had their own mostly silent reservations about it, or would unceasingly bother the two about it. Jonny had been quiet about it, which was strange considering his habitual questioning of everything. And so, albeit painfully ironic, Edd and Marie confided in Jonny…and Plank of course.

Jonny knew more about their relationship than anyone else, far more even than Edd’s friends or Marie’s sisters. They knew of course, but their knowledge was rather limited. Coincidentally, Edd and Marie were the observant ones of their respective trios. Ironically, the ones who were closest to the two of them stayed in the dark about their relationship the longest . They had been the last to figure it out, and ever since, they gave them grief for it, although not as much as would have been expected.

As much as Johnny knew about the two of them, which was a surprising amount, he was completely ignorant about the day of the incident. The extent of his knowledge about their relationship’s start was kept very limited. But just about everything else was known by him. He occasionally played the mediator in the few and far between, nonetheless intense, disputes they had. He and Plank of course. Plank seemed to provide the majority of sage wisdom, even in the later years of high school, everyone still entertained the idea of his sentience. But it seemed as though that was the only thing about Johnny that had remained the same since those days.

Johnny’s head was still as big as ever, but his body had caught up with it to some extent over the years. He was now taller and thinner, a great body for racing. When they began their freshman year, Johnny became interested in school athletics. Since Sophomore year, he had owned the conference in all things track and swimming. His status in these sports were points of pride for him, and he took them seriously, which was also strange considering. He had never been one to take anything too seriously. But the fruits of his commitment hung from his ceiling by red, white, and blue ribbon as testament to his accomplishments, and his pride. In the mornings, just about the time Edd was waking up, Johnny could be heard running up and down the fences of the neighborhood, or swimming in the creek. It was one of the only times when you wouldn’t see him without his wooden compadre, whom had also undergone a fair amount of change.

Plank, ever the thrill seeker, one day suggested that Johnny take up skateboarding, using him as the board. For the first, and so far only, time Johnny came to Edd for help with his relationship (platonic though it was). Edd counseled Johnny, even introduced him to the sport, and before long Johnny was tearing up the streets, with Plank having a fantastic view of the pavement rushing by. The only condition was that Johnny wouldn’t do any grinds but 50-50s, for fear of hurting Plank further.

Even without the use of most grinds, Johnny, and Plank, had become pretty good, even competing a few times.

“Well, we’ve got to get going,” Johnny said holding his plateful of eggs and sausage. He put Plank down, and pushed off, lazily, towards campus, but then stopped suddenly, looking at Marie over his shoulder. Edd was just closing his trunk, when he heard Johnny say, “Hey Blue!” Edd looked at Johnny, and saw a flicker of a smile flash across his lips. “You going to that dance tonight?” Of course he was just messing around, but a little bit of Edd became angry at Johnny every time he did this. Marie turned around in her chair, looking like she was backing a car out of a parking spot.

“I was thinking about it, why?” She had obviously caught on to him, and was playing along. Edd was on the way back to his chair, and saw a mischievous glint in her visible eye, as he passed. He couldn’t help but smile slightly at her face, as she sustained the ruse.

“Well, I was wonderin if you were goin with anyone, cuz if not….y’know, I guess you could go with me, I guess.” Johnny was pretending to be shy, not something he had ever been, and so his performance was unconvincing.

“Really? Well…yeah, I’d love to go with you. I was gonna do this loser a favor and go with him, but… eh he’ll get over it.”

“Great, pick ya up at 7:00?”

“Sure, see ya then lover!” with that, she rose her hand as high as it could go, and flapped it up and down rapidly, mimicking the Elizabethan style of waving. Johnny began skating off as she said her last “line” and weaved dramatically between random pebbles and cracks, his breakfast still in one hand. Edd returned his attention to Marie, who was still waving. Even though he knew that both of them were simply playing around, he couldn’t shake the sickly feeling in the pit of his stomach, that there could have been something between them.

He put it out of his mind as best he could, “Some loser huh?”

Feigning surprise, Marie turned around quickly, and responded uneasily. “Oh…y-you heard that?” Then she put on a stuck-up attitude, crossed her arms, and put her nose in the air, facing away from him. “Well I’ve made my decision, so there.” But this time, she couldn’t keep up appearances. Her lips began quivering as she struggled not to laugh.

“Hmm. I see… So then when’s the wedding?” That was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and a hearty laugh burst forth from between her vainly pursed lips. She got up, still finishing her laugh, and walked over to Edd’s chair. She sat on his lap and wrapped her arms around his neck, a toothy smile still slashed across her face.

“Oh now don’t tell me you forgot.”

Edd sat up in his chair, enjoying the contact with his azure-haired angel. He placed his hands on her sides, and asked, “Forgot what?”

Marie leaned in for a kiss, but stopped just short of his lips and whispered, “We’re already married,” she said, punctuating the statement by pressing her lips to his for a brief moment.

As she pulled away, Edd finally remembered what she was referring to, “Ah, the haunted house.” After a short pause, while he stared into her eyes, he added, “Did you really have to make Ed drag us down the street after?”

Mirroring Edd’s smile, Marie replied with, “Well it wasn’t my fault that you couldn’t keep up. Maybe I should have ridden you a bit harder.”

ARTIST'S COMMENTS FIRST!

Marie sat in her Fourth-year creative writing class, staring at one of the colorful posters on the wall, which suggested that writing was a “Tool for Your Brain.” She knew better that it was far more useful to the heart, but it was a moot point so she didn’t think about it too in depth. She was simply attempting to survive another one of Mrs. McCully’s lethally boring lectures on “conventions.” Marie often thought that it was strange how much attention Mrs. McCully emphasized punctuations, proper grammar, and the like in a Creative Writing Class. Somehow, didn’t fit. She turned her head lazily to where the woman harped about correct comma usage, when to use it, how to use it, where one can use it, how to avoid using it too much, something along that line.

She paced about the front of the room, in a dress that was far less colorful than the poster Marie had just been looking at. This served only to emphasize how odd it was that someone like her was teaching a class that stressed creativity. Marie tuned her out and focused on what she was going to do for lunch that day. Since she had been studying with Edd all week, they decided that a little time apart (in Edd’s case, with his friends) today would be good. They would be spending all night together anyway. She thought about finding out what her sisters would be doing, but she knew it would be nothing good and scrapped that idea. She weighed a few more ideas, and then decided that a simple lunch alone at the back of campus would suffice. The rear part of campus was where the football, and baseball fields were, and also a few open fields of grass in between. Somewhat near the middle was a large oak she liked to climb and write in. She’d eat and spend lunch hour there.

With business taken care of, her mind turned to more… pleasurable thoughts. She thought of that night. The dance. She had been looking forward to the, blandly named, Spring Dance for a while now, and her mind was crammed with thoughts regarding the evening. What she’d need to do between class and then, if her sisters had found her dress yet, what they might‘ve done to it if they had. She’d kill them if they had done anything to it. She had looked for hours to find that one since t was the only one within her price range that she felt she looked good in. She thought to herself at how Edd was going to look in his tux…and how he’d look out of it. She twitched slightly, surprised by her own thoughts. She wasn’t one who constantly thought about things like that, but she’d admit she had been thinking more and more about it recently.

In all their five years together, she and Edd had never really done anything. Most of it, she thought, had to do with her mother. She hadn’t been a very good influence on Marie and her sisters. Marie didn’t share a father with either of them, which obviously said something about the way their mother lived. Marie, knew that she never wanted to be like that, and so remained a virgin, even though the same could not be said about Lee or May. She avoided the subject at all times, and she loved Edd all the more for not forcing it. He was a saint. She knew that he was interested, he was a guy after all. Maybe she could “reward” him tonight for his patience.

The thought made her smile uncontrollably, and she covered her grin with one of her hands to avoid drawing attention to herself. She failed, Mrs. McCully ceased her rant, and looked in her direction. Marie changed to a less conspicuous posture, are feigned interest again. Mrs. McCully continued her speech.

Marie didn’t like the woman, and it was pretty obvious (to her at least) that Mrs. McCully didn’t like her either. Marie was pretty sure it was due to the fact that, despite her lack of attentiveness in class, she always wrote phenomenal papers (including correct usage of all conventions). Coincidentally, Marie had always received the highest grades on her work, in all her previous classes…until the 2nd or 3d assignment she turned in to Mrs. McCully. Since then, the woman had always been a bit wary of Marie, and usually a bit harsh. Half the time in class, she seemed to be searching for something to reprimand Marie on.

Mrs. McCully was far too into involved in her speech to bother with Marie today. Which was just as well because there was only 5 minutes remaining until lunch. Marie resumed her thoughts on the coming night. It was weird, she thought. Even after she and Edd had gotten together, she had been anything but “girly”. But when it came to things such as dances, and the like, she could be as bad as Nazz even. Marie grimaced, as she always did when the blonde crossed her mind. The weird part about it was that, while she hated Nazz, a small part of her knew that Nazz was still largely who she wanted to be.

Nazz currently headed the PCH Cheerleaders, and when football season was over, she was involved in Volleyball, and Softball in the Spring. She held a myriad of political positions, and through some unexplainable force was able to attract all manner of would-be significant others. From the most attractive and sought-after boys, to even the least desirables of both genders. She seemed to have a strangely magnetic personality, and at the same time, remained somewhat humble. She didn’t date exclusively the most popular guys, she actually did date around the field, save for the other gender. Though it was rumored that she occasionally strode on the other side of the fence, no one had ever seen or said anything. She always had the most perfectly quaffed hair, the latest fashions, the most expensive accessories, and even drove a brand new Miata (well new when she got it some 2 and a half years ago). Miraculously, her parents seemed to be out of town whenever she wanted to throw a party, and she was always able to keep the police away from, what Marie had heard, was a heavy drinking crowd. She seemed the type who somehow had all the time in the world to do whatever she wanted, and as such, did everything. It sickened Marie, and made her terribly envious at the same time.

She was jolted out of her thought-coma by the bell, and blinked herself back to reality. She reached under her chair for her bag (she hadn’t even touched it since dropping it there at the beginning of class) and quietly slung it. Since she had sat the farthest back in the class, she was the last out which garnered her a quick, sharp glance from Mrs. McCully. Something that Marie thought, comically, that she simply wouldn’t have felt “complete” without.

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As soon as she had left the secondary parking lot and was walking through the seldom mown grass, Marie flipped her bag around her torso and began digging through it to find her lunch. It wasn’t until she was halfway to the large oak that she did. She took a bite of her egg-salad sandwich and immediately regretted it. In her early morning rush to get out the door she had not only neglected to find some method of keeping her perishable sandwich fresh, but had also evidently made it with the wrong eggs. She spat out the mouthful of unpleasantness and tossed the remainder of the sandwich in the bag she had taken it from.

As she reached the tree she simultaneously pulled the only other amount of food from her lunch. She confirmed that the baggy indeed contained four Oreos, then replaced it into her backpack, and re-slung it. She wouldn’t be able to climb the tree unless her hands were free. She hopped up the trunk and boosted herself up the tired bark with a foot-hold found in an old knothole. As soon as she reached the first leafy sections of the tree, she felt a slight decline in temperature, which she enjoyed, although it wasn’t especially hot at this time of year. She stopped her climb at the first sturdy branch, and carefully positioned herself on it, leaning her back on the main trunk. With the adjustment of a few things in one of her pockets, and the tearing out of a pesky twig, digging into her side, she finally was able to relax.

In an odd sort of convenience, Marie was able to find another branch, by which to hang her pack, making it easily accessible. Her little perch also allowed her a spectacular view of the surrounding area, with only a few spots all that obscured by the tree’s thick plumage of fresh leaves. She reached into her sack and retrieved the baggy of cookies, opened it, and took a small bite out of the first, intending to savor each morsel. After all, she wasn’t going to eat her sandwich. As she sucked and chewed on the cookie, she closed her eyes, and once again became lost in thought.

She thought of how she would normally spend lunch, with Double-D. She still thought of him as Double-D, even though he disliked the name. Not long ago, he decided that he needed to be more mature, more adult. Another odd idea, since he was always far more adult than anyone else his age, just a lot more naïve. But she still respected his wishes, even though it took awhile to get used to simply calling him “Ed”. She thought that the whole thing was sort of stupid though, she liked “Double-D”, mostly because that was who he was when they had gotten together all those years ago. She opened her mouth, but not her eyes, and placed the remaining half of the cookie in her mouth. Then she wondered why Double-D Still allowed his friends to call him that, and not her. Maybe she should try it again, play innocent about it, while at the same time testing the waters. She reasoned that this would work, and calmly reached for the remainder of the chocolaty snacks.

It seemed a rather small lunch, and she knew that she’d be hungry later, but she wanted to be sure not to spoil her appetite (there was yet another common motherly mannerism she had never been told) since Double-D had told her that he was going to do something special with dinner that night. He was often romantically secretive about his plans with her, and she loved when he was. She pondered all the places he potentially had made reservations at, and then thought that he might be cooking for her. He rarely cooked for her, and although he wasn’t very confident in his skills, she, as well as some others, thought he was an excellent chef. Her excitement rose at the thought of him, wearing his tuxedo shirt and tie, sans the jacket, standing next to the stove in his house, his back turned to her so as to conceal the dish up until the time it was placed on the table in front of her.

Marie was shaken out of her daydreams by a particularly heavy, and sudden gust of wind, making even the sturdy branch she was on shake slightly. As she was looking around at the verdant leaves around her, wondering where such a sudden breeze came from, she suddenly became aware that someone was approaching.

Much like a lioness waiting in a tree for her prey, Marie shifted herself around to better spy on the approaching girl. The “intruder” wore dark, heavy clothing which seemed converse to the weather. The long-sleeved jacket ran to below her waist, and she wore a short dark-denim skirt over long black leggings that traveled the length of her short legs to her boots, which matched the black color of her jacket. Were it not for her long, blinding red hair, Marie wouldn’t have been able to tell that it was Sarah, big Ed’s sister, who was drawing near.

Sarah had aged, but not grown in height significantly. She still seemed to be the same height in relation to others around her. About two or three years ago, she had donned a new persona, though it was still hard and unforgiving. This occurred about the same time she had formed her band. In her Sophomore year she, together with 2 other girls with equally luminous red hair, formed the Red Poets Society, a play on a Robin Williams film. The name was derived from the flaming red hair of all the band members, and the poetic nature of their songs. Her band had little difference from any other high-school band. Dreams of getting signed by an indie record label, and gigs paying less than the hourly minimum wage highlighted their “career.” Their popularity among their peers was nominal, though it was given a boost by the mere fact that it was an all-girl band. The majority of their fans were girls who supported them only as part of the “fem-power” movement. Either them, or the more “boisterous” males, who were interested primarily in the band’s figures. In either case, few if any of either fans were truly interested in their music. The few real fans they had, were die-hards though. Sarah sang lead which was somewhat ironic considering her voice had been pretty gravely all her life,

She continued walking toward Marie’s hiding place and appeared to be about to walk past, but then began slowing. It wasn’t until now that Marie noticed that Sarah was stammering as she walked, giving the appearance that she might have been drinking recently.

As she approached the tree, she slowed to a stop, halting just a foot or two away from the gnarled bark of the oak. Then Marie noticed something else about the girl. Faint at first, but still she could hear that Sarah was crying. Something about what was transpiring gave Marie a chill.

Sarah dropped to her knees on the ground in front of the tree, and bent her head down to look into her lap, her sobs had now grown more audible. Marie’s curiosity had peaked now, and at the same time a small frown had now formed on her face, without her knowledge. She didn’t like this, she knew little about the girl personally, but knew that she had always been tougher than nails. Marie began to wonder what could have brought her to this emotional state. Sarah let out another big sob, and then reached into the left pocket of her jacket, withdrawing something that was evidently small enough to be concealed in her closed hand. She brought the object in front of her downward aimed face. Were it not for her hair being in the way, Marie would have been able to see the object she cradled in her open palms.

Marie began to move along her branch, slowly so as to not attract attention. Before moving very far though, Sarah shifted her hair back with a flick, exposing the small, folded up leaf of notebook paper. Occasionally, a small wet spot would spontaneously appear on the crinkled note, a tear. On the side that faced upward something was written, though Marie’s eyes weren’t quite good enough to read the stylized block lettering. Marie assumed it was the name of the “addressee,” possibly Sarah herself, though the first and largest letter of the name didn’t resemble the letter “S.” Marie squinted to see what was written on the paper, but before she could focus on it, Sarah tore it in half and threw it aside.

Sarah reached into the same pocket from which she had withdrawn the note, and repeated her previous routine, including concealing the object with her hair. Marie now noticed that the redhead’s breathing had quickened, and wondered why. Sarah let out a particularly violent sob that sounded almost like a sneeze, then raised her head slightly, as though looking at something on the trunk of the tree. With her head now elevated, Marie was clearly able to see the dull grey razor blade that was held in Sarah’s open hand. Her eye’s widened, and she quietly hissed to herself, “Shit!” This did nothing to gain Sarah’s attention though.

Sarah, delicately grasped the blade between her thumb and forefinger, and lifted it out of her hand. With her still free, remaining fingers, Sarah pulled up the left sleeve of her jacket slightly, exposing the soft, white skin along her forearm. Her hands were a bit shaky, but did not hesitate. She made a fist with her left hand, to better expose the large vein in her upturned wrist. Slowly, shakily, Sarah lowered the blade to her wrist, arcing her head skyward again, her eyes clenched shut, tears flowing streaming.

“No!” Marie screamed.

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Edd nonchalantly walked over to a long wooden bench in a courtyard that divided a few of the buildings on campus. He casually leaned against a tree that was next to the bench, and waited. He had gotten out of his Anatomy/Physiology class a bit early, and there were few students around, though that would likely change in a few minutes when the lunch bell rang. He held his backpack over his shoulder with one hand and looked at his watch, only about 2 minutes. He dropped his bag and fished around his pocket for his wallet. Once he had brought out the small, leather billfold he examined its interior, finding a fifty, two twenties, a five and a pair of tickets to that night’s dance. Plenty of money for lunch, and then dinner later on that night.

As he was replacing his wallet, he became aware of footsteps, running steps that were increasing in volume. He glanced over his shoulder, and saw Jimmy run-jogging in his direction. As though he didn’t already have Edd’s attention, Jimmy yelled, “Edd, hey Edd!” His voice echoed against the walls of the open air courtyard, amplifying it slightly.

Edd winced as the relative silence of the halls was violently shattered. “Jimmy!” he hissed, “Keep it down, there are students still trying to learn!”

Jimmy jogged up to Edd, and said, “With 2 minutes left? I doubt that silly,” he sneered good naturedly. Quickly, he remembered what he needed to talk to Edd about. “Oh, yes…ummm Edd? You’re going to the dance tonight right?” Were there more people around, Edd might have felt uncomfortable all of a sudden, but he took the question normally, though remained somewhat nervous.

“Yes, why do you ask?” he replied, curious of where the conversation was headed.

“Well, I was making plans for me and my date for tonight, and everything was set up except how we’re getting to the dance.” Edd knew already what Jimmy’s point was already, but allowed the boy to continue. In apparent worry about this flaw, Jimmy began to speak faster, slurring his words somewhat. “And…the thing is that I’ve made all the plans, and reservations and now I have nothing to show for it! So now I-I-I-I-I-I,” in his nervous state, Jimmy reached for his retainer. When worried or anxious, Jimmy would often fiddle with his head-gear, the problem now was that he had been without any orthodontic equipment for about six months, and so Jimmy only grasped in futility at the air in front of his convulsing lips.

Edd grasped the boy’s shoulders, steadying him, and calmly said, “Jimmy. Hey…hey!” making a snapping noise with his fingers near Jimmy’s face. This woke Jimmy from his stupor. “Jimmy,” Edd continued, “you don’t wear those anymore.” Jimmy’s gaze shifted from Edd’s eyes to his hand, which was still frozen, in a vain attempt to grasp something that wasn’t there. Jimmy, attempting to save face, reverted to a toothy smile, and quickly thrust both hands behind his back.

While still small for his age, Jimmy had grown quite a bit. In his adolescence, he began to bulk up a bit, and now was considerably less the weakling he once was. Regardless, his personality had not changed much, and he was still a bit of a “dandy,” constantly worrying about his looks, and taking pleasure in more…“girly” endeavors. He had grown his hair out slightly, and straightened it, so now it resembled a half-hearted attempt at a southern California surf bum’s mane. Constantly trying to maintain the latest style, he was dressed in khaki shorts, and a small white T-shirt from a name brand store, covered by a button-up shirt from another. Through it all, though he was unmistakenably Jimmy.

He chaired the cooking club, and was also the only male cheerleader. His free time was usually spent reading the latest issues of every trendy magazine printed in the English language. Usually alone. Edd now began to wonder who it is that he meant by “date”. ‘Sarah?’ he thought, ‘…no, no that can’t be it. He’s-’ Edd’s thoughts were cut off by the shrill ringing of the bell, ending class. This shocked Jimmy out of his coma, and he continued with his inquiry. Realizing, there was only a minute or two before the guys arrived, Edd decided to speed things up.

Before Jimmy had uttered two words, Edd cut him off, “Jimmy…what time, and where are your reservations?

Jimmy was momentarily stunned, apparently he hadn’t expected Edd’s answer to be positive, at least not this soon. A smile rapidly carved itself on the boy’s face. “Oh Double-D! Thank you so much!” the boy exclaimed, and embraced Edd, making him feel quite uncomfortable.

“N-Nnno thanks necessary Jimmy, just…where and what time.” Remembering himself, Jimmy ended the hug and stood back a bit, much to Edd’s relief. “And Jimmy, it’s Edd now, remember?”

“Oh…please forgive my rudeness, I was just…anyway, yes…We’ve got a 6:30 reservation at Anatolia, so about…six, I suppose.”

“Fine, I can do that,” Edd replied, then thought for a second. “No, is it alright if I make it a bit earlier? 5:50?”

“S-sure,” said Jimmy, a bit uneasy about the security of his arrangements, “why?”

“I’m…well I’m going to be doing something for Marie, and I’ll need some time to…prepare. Listen, be by my residence, at precisely 5:50 ok? Not a minute sooner, or you‘ll be in the way.” Jimmy nodded in accord, “After you and your…date are finished, try calling…and you may have to wait for a short time, I can-”

“Jimmy!” a voice from Edd’s left cut off his briefing. Edd, shifted his gaze to find the source of the call and was surprised to notice a girl, walking briskly toward the two of them. As she neared, she smiled, and opened her arms.

“Mimi darling!” Jimmy exclaimed, closing the short distance between them, and embracing her. After a second, the two of them loosened their hold on one another, looked at each other, and to Edd’s utter astonishment, kissed.

Edd stood there, silently watching, until, Jimmy pulled away, and once again gave Edd his attention. Giggling slightly, Jimmy started, “Edd…this is Mimi…my ummm, date.” His eyes darted around wildly as he introduced his date. Something about the whole thing made Jimmy a bit nervous, Edd reasoned that many guys would be a bit nerve-wracked and Jimmy, of all people, shouldn’t be an exception. Edd made a nod of pleasantries at the girl and relaxed a little.

‘Mimi’, Edd assumed her name was, was average height, with somewhat long brown hair, and nicely built frame. She wore a brown shirt that showed off the curves of her torso, and made for a stark contrast to her loosely fitting faded camo capris. Her attire gave off a somewhat masculine feel, a great offset, Edd thought, to Jimmy’s natural…feminine side. She seemed to be the dominant one in the relationship, though not at all domineering. Edd liked her right away.

He smiled, as Mimi jumped, and hung on Jimmy briefly, throwing him off balance (she was slightly larger than his small frame) his arms flailed wildly to keep his balance. She grinned and clenched her eyes, making the all too overused “XD” face. She was very pleasant, and it didn’t take long for Edd to decide on his answer. “Listen, Jimmy?” The two were still in a tug of war for balance, evidently not able to hear him. He wondered if he and Marie were ever this disgusting. The thought tickled him, and he chuckled out loud, somehow that got their attention.

“W-what?” Jimmy asked. Edd began to notice that more students were beginning to crowd the courtyard, and decided that it would be best to finish things up quickly. Though his reasons for not wanting to be seen with Jimmy had changed in the last few minutes, he didn’t feel capable of talking his way out of the heckling he was sure to receive if he was seen anyway.

“Listen Jimmy, I’d be happy to chauffeur the ummm, two of you. Just…ummmm…” Edd was hastily, mentally checking that evening’s schedule, for a opening. “It’ll have to be a bit early, but…yes we said 5:50 right? Then be at my house just about then, that won’t be a problem will it?”

Before Jimmy could say anything, Mimi responded with an emphatic, “Yes! That’ll be great!”

“W-well I-I guess so then. Thank you so much Doub…Edd,” Jimmy quipped, nearly slipping again. He continued to smile, and wave a little as Mimi began dragging him away, evidently they had other things to do for lunch. Edd watched them as they walked through the growing crowd. He continued to ponder their relationship. He hadn’t been paying much attention to the boy, and hadn’t met the girl until a minute ago. Just then, Edd’s ears were assaulted by a loud string of profanities, making him immediately glad that he had gotten rid of the two.

“It’s fuckin’ bullshit!” Edd turned around to see Eddy and Ed approaching from the direction of the gym. Eddy, in one of his moods yet again, was ranting and raving at Ed about something that obviously had not gone his way. Edd sighed at his approaching friends, smirking simultaneously and silently wishing he still had studying to do with Marie.

“I’m tired of putting up with this fucking shit. That fuck-ass was looking when I did it! Why the fuck didn’t he count it!” Eddy was clearly upset about his weights class. Ed responded with his mild grin.

“You coulda just done it again Eddy,” Ed stated, in his usualy tone.

“Well, I’m not a fuckin’ retard, dumbass! I did it! Why the fuck shouldn’t it have counted goddamnit!?” Eddy was in a real fury this time, though on any given day he could be seen spouting all manner of obscenity. The two approached, Eddy wearing a pair of khaki shorts, the remainder of his attire was black, including the shirt which advertised some skateboarding company that Edd wasn’t familiar with. Apparently Eddy had decided that “Skater” was going to be the “New Eddy” today. He topped off his ensemble with a black cap worn backwards that looked as though it didn’t fit his particularly large head. He had been attempting a slew of different personas since middle school, trying to find the one that made him popular, or at the very least, a lot of money. His attempts were as varied and changed as often as his scams. Recently he had been changing almost daily, indicating a subconscious panic, as the end of high school was coming. Edd often wondered at his plans, post high school. He hadn’t pushed the subject though, as he was concerned with his own as well as Marie’s. The fact was that there was only one thing he was able to “make” Eddy do, and even then he had needed help.

Beside Eddy, Big Ed sauntered in his usual idiomatic swagger. His big green coat had shrunk to an average-size jacket as Big Ed became Bigger Ed. Under his jacket, he wore a black Red Poets Society shirt, silently supporting his little sister. Edd had always marveled at his loyalty to Sarah, despite how often she made his life hell (sometimes unintentionally, usually otherwise). He was dressed in ripped blue jeans which remained low enough to nearly hide his shoes. His head was topped with a short mop of red hair, which hung over his eyes slightly. The most prevalent, though always expected, feature of his appearance was his slightly scrunched smile. The toothy grin was nearly almost carved on his lengthy face, and if it wasn’t, that was reason enough to be scared.

Edd waited for his friends to arrive, smiling a little at Eddy’s antics. As they finally got to Edd, he began to walk west toward the parking lot. He had learned that there was no point in trying to talk while Eddy was ranting, he would eventually tire himself out. He opted to listen for the point where Eddy was beginning to wind down, “…fuckin’ asshole, I sweartogod! ‘The hell we eatin’ anyway Double-D?” Edd was a little surprised at his sudden stop, but not unhappy.

“Hmmm, I don’t know Eddy, I was thinking Bueno Nacho, if you guys have enough.” Edd smiled a bit, enjoying the bit of agitation that was to come. A little bit of his new deviousness that he had gotten from Marie.

“’The fuck is that supposed to mean?” Eddy started, shooting Edd a vicious glare.

“I got some money Eddy, but only if you be a good boy,” Ed taunted Eddy, patting him gently like a dog. Sometimes Ed seemed so clever, that it surprised Edd, this little quip was no exception, an even larger grin grew on his face. Eddy turned sharply toward Ed and slapped his arm off of is head. He groaned slightly at the jab, but must’ve realized that it still meant that he was going to get lunch for free so he held his tongue. The trio continued to walk in the parking lot toward the vehicle the other two Eds had arrived in.

Many times in their childhood, the Eds had wanted to break the bounds of their neighborhood. Whenever this happened, Ed would usually declare that his father had a shovel. Both of the other Eds dismissed it and continued about their plans, and Ed simply sunk back into his normal idle. It wasn’t until he had begun working in his father’s auto body shop that Edd and Eddy finally understood what Big Ed was talking about.

What Ed’s father actually had was a solid black, lowered, window-tinted, completely rebuilt, 1969 Chevelle. Edd can remember the day they both saw it first, Eddy was actually drooling. They approached Ed’s car from the rear, and took their respective positions, Edd usually sat in the back, and put up no argument otherwise today, Eddy had been suffering enough already apparently. Ed turned the ignition, and the engine roared to life. Ed had been the first of the three to get a license, mainly because he was a full year older than Edd, who in turn was three months older than Eddy. Edd tended to be a little slow in many respects, his academics, his chores, many things.

Many studies have shown that many children tend to do better at subjects they are interested in. Edd was always surprised that Ed took this principle and amplified it far beyond any expectations. His enthusiasm for his many pastimes ventured on scary, but occasionally he surprised everyone. His driving skills were impeccable compared even to Edd’s and so he always felt fairly safe in the “Shovel,” as Ed still called it, and he occasionally called it.

As they pulled out of the parking lot and were coming to the turn off, Ed asked, “Ummmmm…Double-D? Where are we going again?” Despite his excellent skills, he wasn’t much for directions…or short term memory either. Edd gave a good-natured grin, and leaned over the center console to direct the driver.

He pointed a finger to the left, reasoning it would be best to just guide him there. “Uh, just take a left Ed, and then get in the far lane.” As they got going, and while Eddy was perusing Ed’s CD wallet (filled with soundtracks of many monster movies and a few vampire-related anime), Edd couldn’t help but wonder how Marie had been spending her lunch. For all he knew, she had snuck in the car already and was spying on him from some concealed position. She was always a little sneak, something Edd somehow admired. The thoughts were lost on him as he reached for his wallet to check his finances again, and pointed to the right to ensure that Ed was traveling in the right direction.

Marie finished the makeshift bandage with a knot she tied at the back of Sarah’s wrist. Taking a pocket knife out of her pocket, she cut the excess ends off delicately, so as to not aggravate the wound. She was immensely glad to have her sweatshirt crammed in he backpack, since the tear in her shirt was too large to not warrant question. It was sheer coincidence that her shirt was white, though Marie took note of the coincidence. Sarah sat next to her on the ground, leaning against the tree Marie had been lounging in earlier. Marie’s pack was still hung on one of the small branches.

Sarah hadn’t said a word since Marie revealed herself. She now only sat, limp as though she had no energy, her face painted in a deadpan expression as her head rested on the trunk. She wouldn’t move, Marie had to grab her limp arm and keep it rested on her knee while she administered aid. The wound had been minor, Marie had stepped in just in time. Her timely entrance stopped Sarah just as the blade had pierced the Radial Artery, but before it had punctured deeply. She had lost some blood, but not enough to need serious medical attention thankfully. Marie knew that the last thing Sarah needed was for everyone to know about this incident. But she wanted to know something.

“Why?” she asked, not knowing if she would be getting an answer from the seemingly catatonic young girl. Her assumptions were justified though, she did not receive any reaction to her query. Marie became angry at this, not knowing why really, “Why!? Why did you do it?” This time, the girl actually looked at her, shifting only her eyes in Marie’s direction. This was better than she had hoped for, but she was still very upset at the lack of attention.

“Why?” Sarah whispered through barely moving lips.

“Yes. Why?”

“Why,” she again repeated. Marie was becoming more aggravated. She desperately wished Double-D was there, though she knew that the less people who knew about this, the better. Before she was able to say anything, Sarah continued from the long pause, “did you stop me?” Marie noticed a tear well up, and then slide down her already moist cheek, only the second movement she had made in so many minutes. Marie’s short flash of temper rapidly subsided. She was not expecting the girl to be happy about what she had done, she had even been preparing herself for embarrassment or anger, but she wasn’t ready for this. She actually thought about the question for a short bit, returning Sarah’s arm to her, and as she was about to say something to stall for more thinking time. “You don’t even know me,” she began again, a quiver in her voice heralding more tears. “What’s the point in stopping me,” she asked through now streaming tears.

Marie thought for a second, not looking at the girl, for fear of losing her concentration. After a few seconds she realized two things, she didn’t know who Sarah was really, and more importantly she didn’t know why she felt she needed to be saved. She decided to act on this new information. “You know what?” she began, finally looking at the girl again, “I don’t know. So I’m not gonna answer yet, I want you to tell me what was so bad that this was your only choice.” this new statement obviously upset the girl further. It seemed as though in losing control of the dialogue, she had been slapped in the face. She shook her head violently to recover herself. She drew her knees up to her chest and wrapped her arms around them, looking downward and to the side through semi shut eyes.

“You wouldn’t understand,” she said quietly. Marie wasn’t going to accept that. She wanted an answer, and when she wanted something, she was usually got it.

“What makes you think that’s going to work?” Marie’s statement was rewarded by a glance from the girl again, though little else in her pose changed. “What, do you think, I’m just gonna say ‘No I wouldn’t. Well, see ya!’ You know what you just tried to do, and I saw it, you can’t lie and say you didn’t either,” she said, holding up her own wrist and pointing to the area that was now bandaged on Sarah. “Tell me. I don’t care if you think I wouldn’t understand.” Her voice was subdued, but still held a commanding tone. Marie wasn’t sure if this would make the girl respond or not, but yelling at her wouldn’t. She knew that much.

The girl withdrew into her leg cocoon again. Marie was not giving up, and now she was going to have to use the big guns. After a pause she asked, “Whose name was that on the note?” With this, Sarah’s head shot up, a worried look on her face, her eyes wider than Marie had thought possible. Apparently she had struck the right chord, and she decided to keep pressing, “It wasn’t you’re name, so who was it to? Was it a suicide note?” Sarah now seemed a bit angry, her teeth were gritted, though she still had the same look in her eyes. “Tell me,” Marie prodded on, not sure what else she had to get at the girl with.

“Jimmy,” Sarah whispered. Marie was surprised that she had gotten her to talk, but didn’t want to show it. If she lost her here, there would be no getting her back. Sarah threw her face back into her gathered-up legs, hiding it once more. Audible sobs began resonating from the area where her face was now obscured. Marie was worried, but knew that she just needed to be patient. After a short while, there was a pause in her sobbing, and she finally lifted her head, much more slowly this time. “It’s all her fault.”

Marie was really interested now, and it was all she could do not to blurt out the question that was now burning a hole on her tongue. She waited another quick second, and then as calmly as she could, she asked, “Who?”

Quickly, like a snake bite, but with more anger and malice, she answered in the similar fashion, “HER!” she half yelled, half sobbed, eyes squinting in a look of pure frustration and anguish. Marie couldn’t help but feel sorry for the poor girl. With that one syllable, she drove her face into her knees yet again. Marie was beginning to lose her patience, but held her ground.

Leaning toward her slightly, and risking a hand on her shoulder, she tried again, “Sarah…who?” More sniveling followed, but finally she lifted her head slowly, a moist trail of tears still flowing from her eyes. Marie was hoping that she was finally ready to cooperate. Though, curious as she was, she wasn’t sure she should risk upsetting her any further.

Stumbling on her own words, the redhead began, “H-her n-n-name’s M-Mia er…or Mina…Mimi? Oh fuck if I know!” The frustration in her voice was worse than ever now. “She’s the little bitch who…who…wh-wh-wh…” She was beginning to fall back into her fit.

Marie was just starting to get somewhere, although it was still quite vague. “Hey, hey. Listen, just…just tell me what happened kay?”

Her sobs began to abate a little and she started yet again. “J-J-Jimmy and I w-were…We were friends for a l-long time y’know? He-he--well we’ve always been close. So when it…when…well when we were 12, I…I kinda-” Marie was still kind of confused, but was trying her best to keep up. Sarah’s stuttering had an effect on what it was she was trying to get out. “-I kinda…sorta…well he had always been there for me, and that’s something I always like about him…and how nice he always was to me…how he would do damn-near anything for me.” Marie was genuinely surprised, the girl had receded behind her drawn-up knees a little, but she had calmed down a lot. Marie almost thought she saw the ends of a smile on her cheeks too, possibly caused by thinking about good memories. “H-he…I-I…I liked him ok?” It seemed like those four words were difficult for her to say, she spat them out quickly and emphasized the “ok” making it sound like Marie was forcing the issue. Was she?

Marie continued to listen, saying nothing simply because it was so difficult to get the girl this far. That, and she really didn’t have anything to say. Sarah was still hunched over, but the tears had stopped at least. “He…well he was my best friend. My only friend really. And that was what was so scary about it. I…I didn’t know what the hell I was going to do. I was worried and happy and…and…I don’t know. I didn’t know what to do, so I didn’t do anything.” She paused for a little, the memories replaying in her mind like a highlight reel, her eyes looking to her left and down once more, a sign she was re-focusing on something she perceived unpleasant. “Now I was more miserable than before. For…for weeks, things just…went along like normal,” her voice became a bit hoarse for a second, Marie thought she was going to start crying again. “Then back on my birthday…13th birthday, he just…asked me what was wrong outta nowhere. He had known. He had seen me change, even though I tried so hard to stay ‘normal’… I started crying. And he…he was so nice to me,” the girl was on the verge of tears again. “He-he-he just sat there, a-and held me while I was crying.” Marie couldn’t help but remember a time when Double-D had done the same for her. She though of the instance when May went to juvie for something Lee did. But Sarah’s tears must have been from sadness, unlike Marie’s which had the bitter sting of futile rage directed at her red-haired sister. Marie suddenly realized that her right eye was becoming blurry with a tear of her own. She blinked it back, hoping not to give herself away.

“He,” Sarah continued, “just…held me and it was so nice. I ruined one of his shirts, but-bu-but he was ok with it. I finally calmed down and then I…I just told him. I told him everything. How I cared about him, how he was my best and only friend, how he had been so nice to me, how…how I…everything! He sat there. He was so…surprised…so dumb-struck. He wouldn’t even say anything. He just told me that he needed to go and did. I felt so bad I…I just didn’t know what to do. I cried all that night. I didn’t sleep, I-I couldn’t sleep. I thought he hated me, he must have because of how he just left, but then why was he so nice when I was crying? The next day I didn’t get out of bed. I just laid there…staring at the ceiling…I felt so empty-so…lonely. I felt dead already. It was summer so no one really cared if I hadn’t gotten up. My mom, my dad, they worked. And my brother, he…he was busy. So I was just lying there. I don’t remember when it was, but eventually my cell phone rang and I wasn’t sure whether to answer it or not. After a little bit it stopped, then started again. It was Jimmy of course, (we had special ringers for each other) and I finally tried to grab it, but I was too slow.

“I called back, and he answered before the 2nd ’boooooop’” the girl mimicked the tone that indicated a phone was ringing. “The first thing he did was ask if I was ok. That was just like him, and it hurt to hear him ask that. I didn’t think I was, but I told him I was fine. I think I even faked a laugh too (god, how stupid). He wanted me to go over to his house, so we could talk……I didn’t even shower, I just slowly got dressed and thought about all the things he could possibly say to me. The bad ones mostly. I got there and he opened the door before I knocked. He was a little bit surprised when he saw me, I must’ve looked like hell, but he didn’t say anything about it. I came in, and we went upstairs to his room. I remember how blue everything was…that powder blue like the ugly suits.”

‘You mean tuxedos’ Marie thought to herself, enthralled in and deeply saddened by the story, but still having random thoughts throughout its telling.

“We sat on his bed, and he just looked at me for a minute, I don’t really remember cuz I was looking down. But after a while he said that there was something he needed to tell me. I finally looked up at him and he started to say that he was happy about what I told him the day before, but it made him sad that I cried so much. I couldn’t tell where he was going but I knew I wasn’t going to like it. He sighed, looked away. Then he looked back, and I could feel my body tense up like…like I was about to be shot or something. I thought I had thought of everything he could say, but… I still remember how he said it…so…quietly. He just looked me in the face and said-no whispered, ‘Sarah…I’m gay.’ And there it was. I just sat there, I think a part of me thought I had been shot.

I just repeated what he said a little louder, ‘Gay?’ He tried to shush me, said his mom was home, and he hadn’t told his parents yet. I-I didn’t know what to do, the only thing that went through my mind was…hell I don’t even remember. But I just got up and walked away, just like he did the day before. He asked for me to come back, even tried to grab my shoulder, but I threw his arm off. I wish I hadn’t, but it made him stop following me. When I got outside, the first thing I saw was my brother and his stupid friends…oop” Marie realized that Sarah thought she had offended her by calling Double-D stupid. She didn’t care, she knew she didn’t mean it. She just raised her hand and waved the thought away like wiping a smudge on a window.

Reassured of her faux pas Sarah went on with her sad tale. “And…and all I could think of doing is running over to them and…I don’t know beat em’ up or something, I remember I was so angry. But what I did was run over to my brother and just…just hugged him. He smelled really bad, but I just hugged him, and buried my face in his green coat, and cried. I thought I was out of tears…after the last day I thought I couldn’t cry anymore. And for the first time in his life, he knew what to do. He hugged back and…he told the others he was gonna go in and help me. He actually picked me up and carried me back home as I was crying. He got me inside and stayed by me for the rest of the day. Somehow he was able to understand how bad I felt, and he…he actually looked like he felt bad too. He was there for me, and it was the only time I was really glad to have him around. I felt a little better about Jimmy, but it was only replaced by me being sad for how I had treated Ed. Mom and Dad both had to work late that night, so Ed actually made dinner and got me in bed. He was just so sweet that day…and it really did help.”

She was smiling again a little, though Marie could tell by her eyes that she was still remembering how bad she felt. Suddenly her expression changed to a mixture of sadness and anger again. At this, she started a new chapter of her story. “I couldn’t see Jimmy for a while after that. He tried to call, but I just turned my phone off and stayed inside for a few days. Must’ve been about a week before I actually went over to his house to apologize. He was pretty shocked that I had come over instead of maybe just calling or something. For the first few minutes he was a mess of sorry’s and that kinda stuff. I had just wanted to tell him that I had finally gotten over it. I hadn’t really, but at the same time I knew that was probably what he needed to hear. I heard it coming out of my mouth, and at the same time thought that that somehow made it true, but I knew it didn’t. I knew that we had to still stay friends after this, and before he could embarrass himself anymore, I told him so. He agreed and then I just left again. The wasn’t anything else for me to say, and so I left.

It was weird for a few more years, but we managed to get things going almost like it hadn’t ever happened. When I was 14, I went out with this one guy, Jack. Jimmy was happy for me, but I…I couldn’t feel anything for him. Jack was a nice enough guy, taught me guitar, but there just wasn’t anything there. I kept it going as long as I did just so I wouldn’t seem like I still felt bad about what happened between me an him…Jimmy. But after about 4 months I broke it off. And things settled back into their normal routines. Me, Malory and Kestrel started the band about 2 months after I broke up with Jimmy and that helped me get my mind off of Jimmy for a little.” Sarah obviously didn’t hear her little Freudian Slip and just continued on. Were it a different, and less serious situation, Marie might have laughed out loud a little.

“Wasn’t until the start of this year when things changed again. Jimmy got into that cooking thing of his, I stopped cheerleading the year before I went out with Jack. We kept seeing less and less of each other. I figured it had to happen. It’d be best y’know? But I still didn’t wanna just stop seeing him forever. I still didn’t have any other friends, ‘cept for Mal and Kestrel, but they were busy with boys or tormenting others or whatever, I never really paid attention. They kept trying to set me up with this guy or that, but I just couldn’t do it. I just kept going along with the world, cuz I knew fighting against it wouldn’t get me anywhere.

“Nazz had that Christmas thing in mid December…the Friday we got out, remember?” Marie nodded, even though she didn’t. Not like she was ever invited to Nazz’s social gatherings. She briefly wondered what she had been doing that night. “And she wanted us to play there. Not much, just 2, 3 songs. She also had a couple other bands just so she could get the most people to come. We played first, and we did pretty good. I was usually able to do fine no matter how I felt. Then after the set I saw Jimmy. It’d been a few days since I’d seen him, and I thought we could hang out together, maybe do some present shopping the next day or somethin’, just…be together, y‘know? I pushed my way over to him, and when I got close enough I yelled his name. He turned around, said hi, and we talked for a little bit. He was all happy like he normally is around Christmas, but worse. I tried to play off it since I couldn’t think of anything to say. I asked him why he was so happy, and… before I even finished the fucking sentence…” Sarah let out a big sigh, and hid away in her hands once again. At this rate Marie was going to miss her last class completely, but she didn’t care. Mr. Pekkering was going to be pissed, she thought for a moment.

After a short silence, Sarah “returned“, a bit worse looking, and so Marie braced for whatever was about to drop. “I didn’t even finish asking, when some…some floozy came up and wrapped her arms around him from behind. He turned his head and smiled even more. A-uh…they…he…he fucking kissed her!” For the first time since the story had really gotten going, Marie couldn’t help but show some emotion. Not only surprise at the action (even she had known that the little kid had been gay, apparently long before Sarah found out), but also a deep pang in her own heart, thinking a million thoughts at once about what must have gone through Sarah’s mind at the party Marie didn’t go to. Sarah was on the verge of tears, and yet was silent at the same time, trembling with what could only have been a mixture of sadness and rage. “He…hi…the only think I could thing…I…I-thought he had been…see I…kissss-ssss-sssssssssss.” It sounded like her emotions were getting the best of her vocal skills, she wasn’t making any sense. Marie risked getting close to the short-circuiting redhead. Now well within arms reach of the girl, Marie sat, and pondered getting closer. The girl’s stuttering and lisping suddenly stopped, and Marie grew a little nervous and froze where she was.

Looking blankly at Marie, small tears cascading down her cheeks, Sarah sat for a second, and then lunged at Marie. Marie was fearful for a brief moment, remembering all the things Double-D and his friends had said about Sarah’s violent temper. But all Sarah did was wrap her arms around Marie, and bury her face into her shoulder. Sarah began to squeeze Marie as her sobs seeped through the material to a still very audible tone, and rose further. Marie wasn’t really sure what to do at this point. She had never had such a thing happen to her, not just the crying on the shoulder, but the whole last hour. It hadn’t dawned on her until now. She decided the best thing would be to hold her, she figured that’s what she would want from someone if she were in that position.

After a few seconds Sarah sat up a little, not leaving the comfort she evidently found with Marie, but still separating herself a little. Tears streamed from her eyes with greater force now, and her face was red from the exertion of her sobs. Marie decided to let go, for what reason, she didn’t know. Sarah sat up on her own and again, scooted back to the relative support of the oak, and drew her knees up (either for more support or protection, Marie couldn’t tell). Marie figured that it was going to take a little work to get the monologue going again, and so she did some talking of her own. “Sarah…Sarah, listen to me. What happened? Tell me what happened at the party. Why…why did this happen?”

Sarah continued to sob bitterly her eyes darted around, almost as though searching for something. Finally, she quieted, sighed deeply and spoke. “Sh-sh…she kissed him, and…he kissed her and…I don’t know,” she groaned, as she clutched her head at the sides and shook it back and forth, her eyes clenched shut. After stopping, she resumed staring at the ground and spoke slightly quieter than before. “He pulled her around to his side an…they…they both were laughing. H-he said, ‘Sarah, this is Mimi’ and she gave me this little shit-eating grin of hers! I knew what was going on, but I didn’t say anything. I remember feeling like I couldn’t move. I don’t remember how long it had been before I said something but it felt like forever. I don’t know what kept me from jumping at her and scratching her eyes out, or ripping her throat out with my teeth or…fuck just running away like I had done so many times already. I said something about having another set coming up and having to go and left. I walked away fast and I heard him say my name but then it was drowned out. I just left.

“I walked outside and went into the woods for some reason. We didn’t have another set, I just used it as an excuse. Mal and Amanda were pissed at me cuz Nazz actually did want us to play again later after I‘d walked out, we were pretty popular I guess. But since they couldn’t find me, and I had left my guitar and shit there, Nazz wouldn’t even pay for the songs we did before. Mal called me sometime the next week about that, but I didn’t care.

“When I left, there was a little bit of snow on the ground and it was so cold. I didn’t have my coat or anything, just what I wear for shows. Some tight fitting piece of crap Amanda made to get boys to notice me better, but it was so damn cold that night. I walked around the woods, not knowing where to go, what to do…why the hell I was even there. I was just thinking, and shivering. I remember seeing my breath in the moonlight. My heart had been ripped out. I couldn’t tell what I was thinking really just cuz I was thinking so many different thoughts at once, it was scary. I finally stopped in this one area, near an older tree I saw. It wasn’t really anything, but it…I don’t know there was something about it. The bark on one side was really light, kinda thin, like it had been scraped off a couple years ago, and the new bark was like a scar or somethin’. It was still kinda dark but I also remember seeing this…sortofa stripe going up it from the ground. Someone had hurt that tree, like Jimmy had hurt me. And like that tree it was gonna leave a scar if I didn’t do anything.”

Marie had felt pretty nervous herself for those last few sentences. She was a little worried about what had happened at that tree for Sarah, but not too badly since she was sitting in front of her, talking. She herself thought back to her tree for the first time in…a while, how it was scarred by what Double-D did. It was almost ironic how Sarah thought of it as “scarring” the tree. But Double-D did that, so Marie wouldn’t have a scar. Marie thought that she might have to go back to her tree sometime to see it again.

Marie’s thoughts were interrupted by Sarah’s change in tone. “I knew it then,” she started up again, a more harsh timbre marked her new words. “I knew I had to do something to stop it, I was done being sad I thought. It had been a long time since I was truly angry, but…oh god it felt so gooooood.” Sarah’s tone had reverted to near euphoria briefly. Marie was a bit confused, but was too deep in the story to question it. “I decided to just go home, to think. I could have stayed there, but even as angry as I was, I was still cold. On my way home I saw a car pulling into the Cul-de-sac and hid. I don’t remember why I did, but I was scared of being seen. Maybe Jimmy was in there, and…damn, I don’t know. As it drove by, I saw it was just Edd’s old car. I saw you in there too. I guess you guys had just come back from a date or something. He parked on the curb and ran out around the car real fast. It looked like he was gonna try an open your door for you or something, and I remember feeling that…‘How sweet’ feeling. He tripped on the curb or something and fell. I think you got out and tried to help him or something, I left while you two were distracted.” Marie wondered what she and Double-D had been doing that night. Considering normally Double-D would have dropped her off at her place after a date. It wasn’t important though, she mentally laughed at how clumsy Double-D was, but dared not show it on the outside.

“I got home and just went to bed. I didn’t cry or anything, I kinda felt like it, but I didn’t. All I could think about was how angry I was. Not only that that bimbo stole Jimmy away from me, but because…well I knew he didn’t lie to me. He’s always been so honest with me. But how…how she could turn him. I know it isn’t right to think like that, but I…I always hoped that…well? I don’t know, maybe he’d…change his mind?..for me?” Her questioning tone sought approval from Marie, she didn’t know why, she decided to play it safe and not react one way or another. Sarah continued despite the lack of reaction.

“I kept thinking about what I would do to her, what I could do. I think I actually laughed a little before I fell asleep. But for the next…god, three months, I couldn’t get near her. I wasn’t going to do whatever I was going to do with Jimmy around, fact was I still hadn’t decided how I was going to get back at her. This sorta made things worse cuz whenever I saw them together, I just got sad and lost my nerve. I…I never used to lose my nerve like that before.” She looked sad now, like a piece of her was missing, and she had just now realized. Marie looked on her with a lot of pity, what she had gone trough was terrible, and it had almost killed her.

“But then,” Sarah spoke up, with a little more fervor, though still sad, “last week I figured out what to do. I’d ask Jimmy to take me to the dance. I knew he’d wanna go with that bitch Mimy or whatever, but I’d make up some story about how my boyfriend just dumped me. He wouldn’t know I didn‘t have one, he was too busy with her to pay attention to me. I…I was so sure it would work.” The tone of Sarah’s voice was wavering back and forth with each change in emotion. It dipped down to near inaudible with that last sentence, indicating that her plan evidently hadn’t worked. “I went to his house last Saturday and got all teary and asked. He was his usual nice self. He told me a bunch of crap about how I didn’t need the guy if he was gonna dump me this soon and stuff…but he kept avoiding the answer. I finally got kinda mad and told him I needed him to do it for me. He couldn’t say anything, he just laughed nervously and made some weak excuse about having to go and closed the door in my face. I got pissed off, really pissed, I almost put my fist through the door, but stopped just before touching it, god I wanted to hit something so bad. I just jammed my fists into my pockets and turned around to go find something. Right after I stepped off the curb I heard someone in front of me say ‘what the hell was that?’ I looked up, and there she was. Angry as I was, I was too shocked to really say anything, and when she asked again, I just said, ‘nothing’. She came up and got in my face and started telling me off. I can remember it pretty well, something like ‘I don’t know who the hell you think you are, but you stay the hell away from Jimmy. You had your chance you little skank, and you blew it.’ I started getting angry again and she just kept going, she just…wouldn’t…shut up.” Sarah continued with her impression of the girl, changing her voice slightly so Marie could tell who was saying what. “‘Jimmy’s told me all about you, you little bitch. All you do is pretend to cry your eyes out for him all the time, and hope that’ll work and you can have him all to yourself, but it’s not going to work, y’got that?’ I was about to explode I was so mad, but I…I just couldn’t move. ‘Listen, if I ever see you around Jimmy again, I don’t care how gooda friends you are, I’ll ruin it for you. I’ll just tell him I caught you suckin’ some guy’s-’…that’s when I lost it, I wasn’t going to let her keep lying about me. It was bad enough that she was lying about me to my face, but she was actually going to tell Jimmy lies about me, and I…I lost it. I guess I finally found something to hit. I took a swing at her, but she must have expected that I’d do that and leaned out of the way. She must have stepped wrong or something cuz she fell right after. I hadn’t even touched her.

“Then,” she said, her voice much more subdued, “I-I-I heard Jimmy. He yelled my name and…I turned around and saw him in his window looking at us. I was actually happy that he saw because I thought he might’ve seen what she was saying to me. He left from his window to come downstairs. I looked back down at that stupid bitch, but she was smiling, and had this…look in her eyes. Then she took a rock off the ground and started scraping up the side of her face with it, making it red and dirty. I was being set up, it had to have looked like I hit her. I panicked, I didn’t know what to do, and when Jimmy opened the door…I…I just ran... Again.” More tears, though Marie understood why, the whole thing was just horrible, and she was now worried because she had no idea what she was going to say once the whole sordid story was over. Sarah was sitting, silently leaking tear after tear from her eye, staring at nothing in particular, occasionally sniffling violently. Marie realized that the girl was finished and began frantically searching her mind for something to say.

“I’ve been in a dream these last few days,” Marie was startled by the sudden string of words, the story was not yet over apparently. “Not a dream, but…I don’t know, I just been walking through life for the past few days, not knowing what was going on. I’m not sure if anyone noticed. I even got asked to the dance by some loser named Kurt, but I just ignored him. There was no point in tryin to make Jimmy jealous or angry or…god, anything.” The inflection of her voice had quieted now, there was barely one at all, she seemed so monotone to Marie, that it sounded like she was already dead, or dying. “Wasn’t til two days ago that I got this idea. I figured that someone would find me tonight, y’know? Maybe some happy couple, sneaking out here to... God, that’d ruin their night huh? I just figured it all out in maybe…2 minutes. There was nothing to it really, and for a while after…I…I felt happy. Something inside me just clicked cuz I had decided something, and…I don’t know, just…there was nothing that was gonna stop me.” She shot Marie a quick glance and then looked back at the ground. It was not one of anger like she would have expected, but of fear. Almost like she was afraid Marie would hurt her for saying something like that.

“That-that note I ripped up was for him…Jimmy. I’ve been working on it all the last day and a half. I don’t even remember what it said, isn’t that weird? I just…I figured that it’d be better if he had to find out from her. If he didn’t already know what was going on, she’d have to tell him. I guess that’s why I tore it up, but the weird thing is, I can remember thinking that the main reason was that it was supposedta rain tonight. Maybe, I thought that it’d get wet and he’d never be able to read it anyway.” Sarah quickly unfolded her arms and clasped her hands over her face. “God, what was I thinking? Was I thinking? I…god I don’t know. This…no this can’t be the way, this is just letting her win?!” Sarah opened a notch between her third and forth fingers to let her eyes poke out a little. The last few sentences made Marie feel like she wasn’t even there, she didn’t know why it made her feel so relieved.

“No…no. God damnit NO! I don’t know what I’m going to do, but…but…no. She’s not going to win, I won’t let her.” Sarah’s legs stretched out now with and she had dropped her hands and now held them in fists in front of her, Marie was baffled that the girl actually had a small smile on. Now she turned her head to directly face Marie, giving off an almost psychotic look. Her expression changed rapidly to a more pensive one. ‘Oh god Marie, I’m so sorry for what happened. I didn’t realize it til I was talking to you. All I’ve ever done was run away. That’s not gonna happen this time. God Marie thank you so much.” Sarah lunged at Marie a second time now, though this time she didn’t cry. She hugged Marie fiercely, hurting her slightly. Marie wondered if she was going to have to say anything at all. “Y’know,” the girl said quietly, since she was so close to her ear. “A while ago, before you and him got together, I had a little…thing for Double-D, er, Edd. He was always kinda cute I thought. You have no idea how jealous of you two I am.” Sarah ended the embrace and stood, brushing herself off. Marie stared up at her, she had a new light that Marie couldn’t remember seeing in anyone before. Her eyes held a sense of purpose, and almost a happiness that seemed alien on the girl’s face. Sarah extended a hand to the sitting Marie, which she accepted and was yanked up onto her feet. She breathed a sigh of relief once she had regained her balance, more so though at the fact that it seemed that the problem had worked itself out almost. They looked at each other for a second or two, Marie thought that they both must have been searching for something to say. The silence was becoming awkward.

“You’re not going to kill her are you?” Marie said, mentally scolding herself afterward for it.

Sarah laughed a little, “Nah, can’t do that. But…well, it’s like I said, I don’t know yet. These last few months have taught me something though that I think’ll help me figure it out.”

“Oh?”

Sarah donned a more pompous voice, giving the impression of a teacher imparting some wisdom on her student, “Emotional pain, is far, far worse than physical.” She dropped her new voice and continued, “She taught it to me, and now I guess I’ll have to teach it to her.”

Marie smiled back and said, “well just don’t get yourself into any trouble.” This induced a larger smile out of the redhead.

“Thanks, Mom. But really, thanks,” said Sarah, holding up her hand and letting the cuff of her sleeve fall enough to see the bit of Marie’s torn shirt. There was a small spot of red on it, where the artery had been punctured, but Marie had stopped it before the blade cut very deep. “For this…and…well listening to me.”

“N-no problem,” Marie felt a little uneasy. She wasn’t really used to playing the good guy. She hadn’t really been the “bad guy” for a while, but this was a first for her being truly “good.” “You’d better be careful kid,” she said, trying to regain her normal persona. “I don’t ever wanna see you here again.”

Sarah chuckled again, “No worries kay?” She turned around, seeming like she had somewhere to go. Just before starting off to wherever it was she was going, she looked back over her shoulder, “S’there anything stupider than killing yourself over a boy?” She turned her head back again and chuckled, as she walked back toward campus. Marie smiled, and then realized what Sarah said. She had made that choice before, she hadn’t thought about it in a long time before today. She wondered if she had been like that, when Double-D found her. She wondered what would have happened to her if he hadn’t. She began to feel sad and depressed, and so she banished the depressing thoughts from her mind by looking at her watch.

Lunch had ended some 45 minutes ago, and so her econ class would be ending in about 5. She sighed, and began climbing the tree once more to retrieve her backpack. Once on her branch again, she looked over toward the school again, seeing Sarah in her long black coat, still walking. She wondered if she was still smiling. Then wondered what she was going to do to the hapless girl who had gotten in her way. “Glad it’s not me,” she said out loud without realizing. She grabbed her pack and jumped back to the grassy ground. A much softer landing this time than the last time she‘d done it. She dropped her pack and opened it, retrieving the black hoodie she kept in there in case it started raining before she got back home. She put it on, figuring it would hide the very obvious tear in her shirt. Afterward, she slung her sack, and began walking toward campus, but a bit off to the north. Economy was her last class of the day, and so she usually left after (unless she had plans with Edd). She had to get home to check on her dress, and then she had an hour before her hair appointment. She began to feel a little bad for Sarah’s situation, but was still glad that she still had her man, and that she was going to go to the dance with him and everything would be perfect. Unless of course Lee or May had messed with her dress. Then there was likely going to be blood. Lots and lots of blood. Marie smiled evilly at the thought briefly and continued on.

Beat that!!

[V]

Don't do that.

[Angry Gorilla]

Do what? This is the spam thread after all

[Ivan]

I will never beat your post

[Gycu]

'cuz I've never seen an ass like that

[Rashon.]

Uh-huh.

[Connor]

Jimy liked sex one day he died in his funeral his father was masturbating, his brother was licking is arm pit. Then the priest ended his speech and raped the dead Jimmy, his mother started to kiss her hands while Jimy's aunt was eating grass. Then Jimy's godfather showed up and started to take his clothes off and then started to rub himself on a lot of things suddenly God shows up and starts having sex with everyone.

Lili was a sweet girl until she went to her mothers medicine cabinet and took all the pills there, then Lili had an eptiletic attack while her boyfriend Joe shows up and calls an ambulance that takes Lili inside a hoven that burned her and then the ambulance driver started to rub himself with Lili's remains.

Rofl, that's just as sick as the conversation we had about breaking that guys legs then chainsawing them off, shoving them up his arse, then slicing his ear off, then make him eat it or we get his wife and then..Um nevermind..

[Gycu]

YO! His palms are swetty, kneews week, arms are heavy

There's vommit on his swetter already, mom's spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he's calm and ready

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting

What he wrote down when the whole crowd goes loud

He opens his mouth but the words won't come out

He's choking now, everybody's jokin' now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, BLOW!

Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad

But he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it

He knows his whole back's to these ropes

It don't matter, he's dope

He knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant that he knows

When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's

Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody,

He better go capture this moment and hope it don't colapse on him ...

Hmmm....

[Andrew91]

No..