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Hello I am Angry Gorilla...I'm a gorilla that gets angry as you can imagine, now while I'm stuck here on the toilet seat I'm gonna tell you people a story, about my old tales in the jungle of evil, at midnight :wacko:

There is a vampire called Alucard, snoring on the trees, his guns in hand in case someone woke him up, but then Alucard woke up when he heard a sound.

"Whales 4 life!" The sound cried, Alucard heard that it was Johnny Kazuki the whale hunter, Alucard knew that an evil wizard turned his master Integra into a killer whale, oh noes :o

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Alucard saw Johnny Kazuki stabbing a blue whale to death with a massive dildo sword, then Johnny spotted Alucard hiding in the bushes, then Alucard approached him.

"Do make one more move Alucard, or the killer whale and the girl gets it, he pointed at Integra who just slouched there because she couldn't swim, Girlycard was tied onto the whale.

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