azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Cherry six fo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 WTF is a synthesizer? it's an electronic music device... D'oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 What kind of fuckery is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowie235 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 What kind of fuckery is this? Yep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I wonder.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Cousin Ed: That's some great sponsorship we have there, Ammu-Nation. Lazlow: Yeah, it's great knowing everyone's armed to the teeth. Cousin Ed: Exactly. I have a 12-shooter on each hip and a 6-shooter between my legs. God, I love my country right now. Football! Beer! Freedom! Lazlow: [interrupting] Reagan! Cousin Ed: V-Rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Loc: "Watch it, fool. I warn you, I got the streets. I got a rep. Me and my man Smoke, we took over. I've been gangbanging since I was three. Ice-cold killa!" Lazlow: "Excuse me? Gangbanging!? I never understood that, I mean, other guys in the room while you're-ugh!" Loc: "I'm ice-cold bitch! Don't make me dump on you, g! I'm the streets man, I am gangsta! I'm taking rap in a whole new direction. For now, it's about making words rhyme, and I'm going toe-to-toe with you in a minute." Lazlow: "Why do you rappers get so worked up? You're rich. You've won. Stop shooting at each other. You know, and you keep saying, 'I'm from the streets.' Well you know what dude, everyone has a street in front of their house, that doesn't make you cool." Loc: "Oh, we got a comedian, huh? You got scraps, huh, bitch? You down? You mark-ass-bitch-punk-trick-busta'-fool?" Lazlow: "Look, I don't know what you said, but I think this ought to calm you down, I brought you some malt liquor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowie235 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Lazlow- Enough! Enough with the personal size or grooming or the shaving or the growing and the thing. Let's talk about Politics or Public Safety or Dormitron Bondagers. Or something interesting! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS TOWN! You're sick! You know this kind of rubbish never happened to me back in the 80s, the 90s are crap! D-Do you agree line one? 7yr Old- How should I know I'm seven. Lazlow- Y-You are? 7yr Old- Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours. I love the show. Yeah, when I grow up I wanna be a witty radio host, with a made-up name. Lazlow- Aren't you a little young to be listening to this show? 7yr Old- No, my mom lets me listen all day 'cause she works real hard and needs long baths. Lazlow- Why's that? 7yr Old- I don't know. After her tennis lessons she's always screaming from her room about what a dirty girl she is. Lazlow- Heh, Oookay 7yr Old- Lazlow, do you know what F**k me harder means? Lazlow- Wh-Whoa-ho, uh dude don't drop the f-bomb. Uh, yeah I mean, of course I know what that means. 7yr Old- I thought so. I knew I learned it from somewhere. My mom heard me say it, and I wasn't sure if it was something I heard her tennis coach say, or something that you said on the radio. I said it was probably you. Lazlow- Hey it wasn't me, this is a show sanitized for your entertainment. 7yr Old- So, now your being sued. For a hundred and fifty million! You're going to be on welfare, HA HA! Lazlow- Gee, thanks 7yr Old- I LOVE YOU LAZLOW! Lazlow- Ugh, lets take a break. God I love this town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Lazlow-Back in the 80's i had this meeting, with this guy, Tommy Vercetti, so guess what, he is now a...manager of me, my ass and my "sausage" and the pron movies all over the frickin' world of...MAPLE STORY@!!!!@?!!@`111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 lol, love your sig dude Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I bet that GTA IV sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 GTA IV is holy, and i call all the cult members of "GTA ai vi" to defend our remple against the incoming hord of GTA haters using a green desert eagle (a real LIVING birdy eagle) and we will kamikaze on them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 What's a "remple"??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Its that awful bear that keeps hiding in the school yard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Yea, thats right its the bear that hides in the school yard!!iu think,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I see a shoe two sizes small! That bear is gonna pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypt Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Need gang clothes? Dont know where to get them? You need Binco in Ganton!!! Go get it there!!!Call 666satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Dance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I'm the man who's bringing sexy back to TGTAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 My brains are leaking out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 UGH NIGHTMARE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 post more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 got this little kitty about 2 months back he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand tries to get in trouble in any way that he can I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch playing in the window sills and tearing through the house He's so full of energy and easily amused kitty will attack anything that moves Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite Where'd you go are you stalking me? are you under the couch, quite possibly ears laid back so you don't get caught ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got I know you're probably watching me from across the room concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first Come out come out before I make things worse I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been Hey kitty why don't you give in Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed I know your making noises just to mess with my head You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray cause you always seem to find me first, but not today Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight Come on out, I'm gonna get you now I've got 'em cornered and now he's mine He's not gonna get away this time I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then... Aw man! He's asleep in the sink What is with this cat? I'm confused He's got a bed, but it's never been used In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light How could I let this creature live inside of my home I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone this kitty may destroy everything that I own Look at him now, I kinda feel bad He's the best little cat that I've had and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight showing love, that's all this kitty does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Electro-Alucardo?Where is he? WHERE? I can't see him It's you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 zap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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