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[Silberio]

O mai gad, Gycu, estas haciendote pasar por mi, y me da mas miedo que la chucha.

[MrLlamaLlama]

boom

[Silberio]

Thats pourquoi, si vous me choisissez comme le président, je PROMETS LA LIBERTÉ, L'ARGENT ET LE FAIT D'ÊTRE HEUREUX! Choisissez-moi comme le président, n'en doutez pas!

[tilly]

100th page!dangit...dangit DANGIT dangit!DANG! IT!ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this auto adder is annoying as a mofo!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOO!!!!!O!O!!O!

[MrLlamaLlama]

100th page w00t

edit: ah, damn

Edited June 22, 2007 by MrLlamaLlama

[tilly]

there!

YES 100TH PAGE!!!!!

Edited June 22, 2007 by tilly

[Carlsberg]

happy birthdays today:

slayer

jsk22671

uri868

ryz

don vercetti

carlsberg...yippe ME

sir stan

[TM™]

None of them active (Accept you and Slayer I think )

[Silberio]

Happy Birthday CARLSBERG

And Happy Birthday SLAYER

L0rd of teh Ringz0r

F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]

Merry "Omg, I pwn"

Pippin "Sif, I pwn"

**Rocket goes off

Gandalf "Pwned!"

Bilbo "This = shiz, bai foos"

Bilbo has left the server

Frodo "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]

Gandalf "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"

Bilbo "Sif! It r precious!"

Gandalf "STFU NOOB!!!"

Bilbo "ok"

Gandalf has logged on as admin

Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later

Gandalf "Show me teh ring, foo!"

**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back

Gandalf "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"

Frodo "***?"

Gandalf has logged on as admin

Frodo has been kicked from The Shire

Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]

Gandalf "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"

Saruman "Foo! U R teh noob!"

Gandalf "***?!"

Saruman "Sauron pwns joo!"

Gandalf "Sif, I R leet"

**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf

Saruman "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]

Merry "look foos, shrooms!"

Pippin "Woot! Shrooms!"

Frodo "Ph34r!"

Sam "Shrooms!"

Frodo "PH34R!1!1"

**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past

Frodo "OMG, packetloss!"

[bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]

**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips

Frodo has left the server

Frodo has connected to the server

Frodo "OMGz, dc'd"

Aragorn "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]

Merry "Mmm, shrooms!"

**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!

Frodo "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack

Merry "OMG!!!"

Sam "O.M.G!!!11"

Pippin "***"

Frodo has left the server

**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost

Frodo has connected to the server

Frodo "***... hax!"

**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand

Aragorn "PH34r!!!!!!"

Merry "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]

Aragorn "ZOMG!Arwen!"

**Arwen rides up

Aragorn "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"

Arwen "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"

Sam "Teh leet Hax0r "

Arwen "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.

Arwen "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"

**nazgul start to cross

Arwen "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"

**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away

Warning Connection Problems Detected

nazgul has disconnected

nazgul has disconnected

nazgul has disconnected

nazgul has disconnected

nazgul has disconnected

nazgul has disconnected

nazgul has disconnected

Arwen "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]

Gimli "dwarves pwn!"

Legolas "Sif, Elves pwn!"

Boromir "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"

Elrond "STFU tards!!1!"

**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth

Gimili "Sif ring pwns all!"

**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters

Elrond "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]

Bilbo "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"

Frodo "OMG, u r teh pwn!"

Bilbo "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"

**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring

Bilbo "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"

Frodo "sif!"

Bilbo "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]

**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains

Legolas "ZOMG, leet gfx!"

Gimli "I R dropping frames! FFS"

**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf

Gimli "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"

Gandalf "**Sigh. Moria?"

Gimli votes to change map to Moria

Votes 4 of 4 required

Legolas "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]

Gandalf "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"

**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!

Frodo "OMG! ph34r!"

Boromir "GL HF"

Aragorn [broadsword] guardian

Legolas [arrow] guardian

Gandalf "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]

Gimli "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well

Gandalf "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"

**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well

Gandalf "OMG! noob!"

Merry "d'oh"

**The fellowship hears the ork drums

Boromir "***?"

Aragorn "***?"

Frodo "..."

Gandalf "Oh ffs "

**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come

Boromir "TEAMS FFS!"

Aragorn [broadsword] ork

Gimli [axe] ork

Legolas [arrow] ork

Aragorn [broadsword] ork

Aragorn [broadsword] ork

Boromir [broadsword] ork

Gimli [axe] ork

Gimli [axe] ork

ork "OMG! h4x!"

Gimli "pwned"!

Legolas [arrow] ork

Legolas [arrow] ork

Legolas "lol!!"

Boromir [broadsword] ork

Gimli [axe] ork

Gimli "Foos!"

Legolas [arrow] ork

ork "ffs, wallhax!"

**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors

Gandalf "Oh ffs!"

Boromir "Omg, its teh boss!"

Aragorn "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"

**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo

Sam "OMG!"

Gandalf "OMG!"

Aragorn "omg, pwn!"

**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head

Legolas [arrow] cavetroll

Ork "OMG! PWNED!"

Gimli "LOLOOLOL! noobs"

**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks

Boromir "FFS! Teams, foos!"

**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw

Aragorn "Now THIS is teh boss!"

Gandalf "OMG!"

**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.

Legolas "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"

Legolas [arrow] ork

Legolas [arrow] ork

ork "AIMBOT!"

ork "turn it off!"

Legolas "lolol!"

**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog

Gandalf "joo shall not pass!"

Balrog "***?"

Gandalf "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"

Balrog "Sif, noob"

**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight

Balrog "ZOMG! PWNED!"

Frodo "OMG! Gandalf!"

**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf

Gandalf "D'oh"

Frodo "OMG, joo foo!"

Gandalf "fly u foos, fly!"

**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass

Gandalf has left the server

Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]

**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel

Galadriel "For a noob, u r teh leet!"

Frodo "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"

Galadriel "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]

Saurman "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"

uruk hai "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]

**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him

Boromir "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!"

Frodo "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"

Boromir "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"

Frodo "STFU noob"

Frodo has left the server

Boromir "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir

Boromir "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"

Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir

Boromir "****ing campers"

**Aragorn comes across the battle

Aragorn "Boromir joo noob! ***!"

Uruk Hai "Hah, pwn!"

Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai

Aragorn "I bring joo teh pwn!"

**Aragorn goes to Boromir

Boromir "Damn lag!"

Warning Connection problems detected

Boromir has disconnected

Aragorn "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]

Sam "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"

Frodo has connected to the server

Frodo "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"

Sam "Sif!"

Frodo "Oh, ffs noob!"

End.

Edited June 22, 2007 by Silberio Silva Da Great

[Gycu]

Silberio you must Click This Link

J/K

Edited June 22, 2007 by Gycu Brun

[MrLlamaLlama]

opnimanonicopnimanonic

[tilly]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...eoid=2038365878

LOL DRAMA CHIPMUNK FTW!!!

[Gycu]

DO YOU LIKE THE SIMS 2 ?

DO YOU LIKE 50 CENT ?

Than watch this video

[Godfather]

I LIKE BOOBS

[Silberio]

Same over here.

I want a Memphis Belle jacket, exactly this one:

[TM™]

[Kitsune Inferno]

Ain't it cute?

Edited June 23, 2007 by WnN2

[Mpilk901]

My internet is a bitch, never works on PS3. iPod is broken. Phone is broken. Camera is broken. Doesn't get much worse eh?

[Gycu]

My internet is a bitch, never works on PS3. iPod is broken. Phone is broken. Camera is broken. Doesn't get much worse eh?

For me is worse, I don`t own ether an PS3 neither and iPod or a camera ... I don`t own even a mobile phone

[TM™]

hjmhjmhjmjhmhjmjh,

[Silberio]

Dontcha guys just love that Memphis Belle flight jacket?

Maaan, i would realy have liked to be in one, either as any of the waist gunners, bombardier or in the ball turret.

[V]

Dipshit...

[TM™]

.

[Silberio]

^Dot^

[V]

^.^