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lmao these things are funny as... especially "Come back with that! Bad Dog! " imagine hearing that...then..."damit that was our last transplant kidney" and u see this dog run out of the hospital. hehehe

they've had XP ones for a while havent they?

lol true. but then it would probably get banned or whatever, so thats prob why they didnt put it in.

its only mono, u will only have sound on the right ear, at least get headphones with mic that are stereo headphones.. heres a few links from bestbuy site of some better ones 1 2 3 4 5 link 4 is cheapest ($20 US)

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery Oops! Has anyone seen my watch? That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual? OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Damn, there go the lights again... Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right? What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change! What do you mean, he's not insured? This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. What do you mean "You want a divorce"! I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice. Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch" That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that? Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving. Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards? Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Top ten reasons why computers are better than boy/girlfriends: 10. You can turn them off when you're done with them. 9. They never say, "You can't login tonight, I have a headache." 8. You can tell them anything, and they will always listen. 7. You can program them to give you the answers you want to hear. 6. They are never too tired. 5. If you come home at 3am, they don't ask where you've been. 4. They don't hog the bed and steal all the covers. 3. They don't eat (unless you count disks). 2. They remember everything you want them to remember, and forget everything you want them to forget. 1. They never complain that you don't take them anywhere. Top ten reasons why boyfriends/girlfriends are better than computers: 10. You don't need a password to get in. 9. They won't shut down if there's a power outage. 8. It's difficult to take a computer to bed. 7. The Aide Station never gets calls asking for advice on someone's lovelife. 6. A computer won't laugh at your jokes. 5. You might get a few strange looks if you bring a computer to a drive-in movie. (Do they still HAVE those?) 4. When you use bad grammar on a computer, you get all sorts of nasty messages (Note: this could also hold true for boy/girl-friends if one happens to be an English major, but not generally). 3. Computers don't give back-rubs. 2. You can't put your freezing feet on a computer's leg to warm them up.[Well, you could, but: 1) they wouldn't get very warm, and 2) you wouldn't have the pleasure of hearing the computer shriek]. 1. You can't have sex with a computer. [Again, I suppose you could, but it might be dangerous...]

lol i wasnt agreeing with it

IN PRISON. . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON . . you get three meals a day. AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON . . you get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behaviour. IN PRISON . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you AT WORK . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON. . you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK. . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON. . you get your own toilet. AT WORK. . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON. . they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK. . . you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON. . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required. AT WORK. . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON. . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK. . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK . . . they are called managers. So ....... why is it again that we work? lol this is pretty good i reckon.

nah i reckon its alright. sometimes you get outgunned, but thats what 'rsjabber' is for and the cops are hella stupid. i attracted some, then i run up onto a footbridge (to cross a busy street) and just stand there. then the cops are standing underneath me, just standing there not even shooting. and you can play dodgeball with the tanks, they all park and cause a road block, then you just hide behind another tank and see heaps of missiles coming at it and they are killing their own. funny.

Ya but tommy doesnt "inherit" the mansion per se, he fights for it, and kills the guy. doesnt cj inherit the mansion cos madd dogg died or something? he didnt do as much to get it

I have done this before, but god...the lights take wayyyy too long to change. i think this was when i was playing vice city on ps2 and me and friend were taking turns (busted / wasted = swap) so i was driving around slow as, stopping at red lights, stopping to let people cross. lmao my friend was getting really cut so i had to stop... it gets boring but its funny.

lmao the gta thing was good. shoot the cat lol mario kart that was funny as well... "i think your princess is in a different castle"

bump? umm you're being chased by cops and you see a star and run into it, and they walk away like nothing happened.

"Keep Your Friends Close" except for stupid lance running away like a pussy, you get a few shots then he runs away...man that was frustrating. still cool mission though...and now i dont think sonny will be asking you for the money anymore via phonecall!

i like m60 (free at army base), 1 shot kill for people, about 8 i think shots for a vehicle, and u can zoom with it (right click) to get precision...moreso than minigun - thats just "shoot 1000 bullets and hopefully some will hit where u want it" i like the flamethrower as well, especially after ur fireproof just run around torching people.

avg free , the windows firewall and thers also a firewall on my router (hardware based)

if your running XP c:\documents and settings\XXnameXX\my documents\GTA Vice City User Files

yeh of course, theres some properties you can buy which have garages but some dont. vercetti estate had garage, u could buy sunshine autos with 4 (i think) garages...you could buy hyman condo with helipad + 3 garages

hard to say, my overall opinion is around the same as others, SA was better cos tons more features and stuff to do (and big map), but i liked vice city cos of the properties you could buy (malibu club, car showroom) and the setting / main character was better i reckon. + tommy's mansion owns CJ's grove st house vice city

Perfect Employee The Perfect Employee? 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Something Good (Utah Saints Vs Van She Tech "Something Good Just Happened" Mix) - Utah Saints record title length lol

Microsoft VS. GM At a recent computer expo (1996 COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry to the automotive industry by stating: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving cars that cost $25.00 and get 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bills comment, General Motors issued A press release making the following statement: "If we (GM) had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1) for no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice per day. 2) Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3) Your car would occasionally stop on the freeway without reason. In order to get started again, you would have to pull off to the side of the road, close all the windows, shut off the car restart it and open all the windows again. For some unknown reason, you would simply do this without question. 4) Occasionally, executing a maneuver, such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5) Only one person could use the car at one time unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT", but then you would also have to buy more seats. 6) The new seats you would need would force everyone to have the same size butt. 7) You would press the "start" button to shut off the engine. 8) The oil warning light, water warning light, and alternator warning light would all be replaced by a single "Unidentified System Error" light. 9) The air bag would ask your freshly mangled body "are you sure" before going off. 10) Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you back in until you simultaneously lifted the driver side door handle, turned the key, and grabbed the radio antenna. 11) The radio antenna would be internally mounted on the passenger side of the car. 12) buying a new car would force you to also purchase a new set of Deluxe Rand McNally road maps, despite the fact that you neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause your cars performance to diminish by 50% or more. 13) every time GM introduced a new car, people would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the old controls would function in the new car. 14) Macintosh would make a car that was five times faster, ten times more reliable and easier to maintain, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads. lol when i read i was laughing for a bit. especially number 9

Yeah sunshine autos isnt it just a little building down the road from where the big one is, i remember cos you could buy some car or quadbike or something there ( a picture of a lock)

If its for vice city, theres a folder in My documents called "GTA Vice City User Files" that would be your save files, so if you wanna keep them, rename it to "GTA Vice City User Files 2" then put the new folder of saves in My Documents