Slavik Von Stockholm

I like some of the ESLR's sigs, but a few don't really make it.

Vasectomy

Then they are obviously misguided. Its just a GTA clone that only has a fraction of the area of any GTA game with lack luster gameplay. Every clone has those charateristics. Plus, its been a while since SA so they've had a bit of time to earn if it proves in any way positive.

Nothing rivals GTA. The Godfather isn't a rival, its a clone.

^ Spells 'Johnson' wrong. < 100 more posts and I crack the top ten! v Already on the top ten.

This has already been done OG, and it sucked ass.

Shoot his ass then pass out from the huge shock of the entire event (I'm a wuss I guess). WWYDI I took over the world and forced you all to be my slaves?

Ah....from lots of ducks to lots of players. Nice sig Spazo.

You still fucked up the game. I granted the wish but screwed you over, and thats good enough for me. You going to ruin my wish or not? I hate paradoxes. No matter what subject matter they gently caress up everything.

I hate paradoxal wishes, you just stopped up everything. Hmm...... Nobody ever posts a ruin to your wish. A new topic is created and everyone posts there to ruin wishes instead of here. Therefore, your wish is never ruined, simply ignored. Does that count? I beleive so. I wish nobody made paradoxal wishes that fucked up everything.

Thank God, finally! I thought I was the only one with my slow ass comp. Thanks man. That was becoming really annoying!

medicine which reattaches

Oh boy. Biggy. Large areas all around the world begin to empty as people are arrsted fro drinkin pepsi and were not warned. Forums become inactive. Online communities crumble. Your family is thrown into jail. Your best friends go on protest and drink gallons of pepsi and from the amount ingested, are sentenced for the death penalty. Government collapses as the world riots and all money is poured into the prisons and none into other areas. Children go uneducated. Evil dictators take over to guide the world into hell even further. Being the first one to know pepsi as illeagle you end up in a rebel holding facility where you watch the world enter the age of armaggedon. Thanks a lot jackass. I wish while I did school work and other boring activities I could astral project away from my body and go on wild adventures instead of a boring ass life.

Everyone, just save us a few pages of flaming and ignore that n00b's post. Could someone delete this and the last? Thank you.

his balls so

This was because

I'm trying to think where this has been done before but my mind draws a blank. Anyway, my fav is where after doing the bigger wheels cheat a bunch of times, the Caddy becomes the fastest car ever.

None taken. It was never really THAT great. The genre itself has waned its influence over the years. Its all action titels nowadays.

Sample 1 hands down. Like Spaz said, theres nothing unique about the second.

Well I highly doubt the next GTA will go massively online but it may just go online in the sense of two people or so. They wanted to do that with GTA:SA but it was cut. It would make sense to do it in the next one.

were brought back

^ Going to be an ass with helping an MTA player. < Lives in the low country, South Carolina USA. Don't come here, for your own safety. v Is wondering why not to come here.

After one long stint of playing in Vice, Tommy steps out of your TV to be your body guard. Well guards in the game suck in the AI department so Tommy kills your friends and family and then, when a deraged serial killer comes after you, Tommy starts running around in circles then stops and does nothing while you get random body parts torn off and used in weird sexual rituals. I wish I had a job in the testing department of a forever thriving Rockstar Games.

Cop Land. How many types of Cheetahs are there?

Phenom Phen '86. On what wanted level do police deploy spike strips?