Deji

Lol... You can also view big youtube videos with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je-N4SEgZvY (Just ad v/ after .com/ Don't get rid of the letters! Also delete watch?v=)

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I want it

Lol... My PC is female!?

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YOO My phone is tight... Ever remember them oldskool nokias? It's got snake II innit blawd!! I lost my LG U400 on a bus. I got a Ericsson K300i that's been through the washing machine and still works... I never use it though. Got boring after a while. Maybe you should get something betta for now then after a while the price for the phone will be much lower

The health icons during gang wars?

Should be fine. HD space doesn't really matter unless you use VRam and even then... It's better to have a quicker hard drive (They come in different speeds) Your video card is much better than mine and your processor is about 8x as good! Just keep it well maintained and try to get some more RAM If I had that added to my PC. I'd be finishing a days worth of tasks in an hour!

I had a total of... 0 I keep my PC well maintained and secure (Even though I deactivate AVG to save memory and never bother to use AVG, I get rid of the viruses myself ) But I don't know how I managed to not have these. I never knew they existed, although I do clean out my cookies manually on a regular basis...

I've only just noticed when testing for wether my PC would work for GTA IV how powerful my computer seems to be. I opened up loads of high process progs and a few low process ones (They were actually just because I'm about to do something ) and my PC didn't pause at all! But it's a crappy lil' 1.2 GHz AMD Athlon with 512MB of RAM!! So what if it's well maintained (I maintain it manually)? It's crap! The video card is pretty old considering... It's a GeFORCE 6200 with only 256MB video memory yet my when I open all these programs as fast as I could, the PC didn't pause... My Media Player 11 didn't skip or pause... My PC didn't slow at all. I aint showin off here, I just want to get to the bottom of this. My friends say my PC should be runnin crap yet it's beatin most of their systems. Firefox is uploading a big file that's been going for the last 3 hours, Windows media player is playin ma favourite playlist, FRAPS is running, all my tools for Machinima makin are open, windows live is runnin, task manager is constantly updating info on my whole PC, paint is runnin... But only 23% taken? That aint right for my PC... I'm not complaining, but I want to find out what it is that's making it whizz... AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT!!! Then I want to make guides on how to speed up PC's so that there is less lagg on my fav SA-MP servers, I can not bother to buy expensive parts... It's like having a car that is fuel efficient The only diagnosis I can come up with is "It's bigger on the inside" - So post your ideas of what may cause this and if you have a PC that goes beyond it's specs, load as many apps as you can find/be bothered to and post the task manager report + your specs!! Maybe we can together find out how to have faster PC's... Cuz we all want it I'll post some guides to properly speed up your PC later, for now I need to do stuff

According to that thing... My Forum: $614433.7 USD My Site: $925326.1 USD Forum + Site = $1,539,759.8 WOOOT! Get me my checkbook! xD Nah, I'd never sell my site. And that thing sucks. Price is wayy too high xD It's probably not even getting my site. More like the sites that it's hosted on... And in that case, the price is too low!!

It does go up when you pick health icon and whenever you eat alot, drink alot. As long as the health bar is above half... You will stop bleeding. It only works off one line and that is the amount of health you have. So it doesn't matter how your health goes up, it stops accordingly...

Oh well... There will be a total conversion for San Andreas anyway Probably like it more too, I don't like the 'gray' graphics that they put in games. Makes it dull and miserable Cartoons are colourful for a reason

IDK, but I saw the screen and it showed LS buildings and LV buildings from SF

I don't want GTA IV that much but if I get enough memory to spare then I may think of gettin it for the novelty of having anotha gta game. System: Windows Professional SP2 or somethin, 1024x768, 80GB HD Space (LOL), 512MB RAM - AMD Athlon XP, MMX, 3DNow, 1.20 GHz - Page File: 2089MB Available - System Manufacturer: MSI Graphics: Nividia GeFORCE 6200 AGP, Dual RAMDACs: 400MHz, AGP 8X, Core Clock: 350 MHz, OpenGL 1.5 (If I'm reading properly, the video card aint even supposed to work on my PC xD) Well Maintained I know my computer would seem slow to some with 512MB RAM, but it's faster than my friends 3GB Ram Machine xD I can run San Andreas with the highest settings + 2x Draw distance mod (Possibly 10x, but I don't like the look of how far it goes... Unrealistic) Firefox downloading (Firefox which is the highest memory drainer on my PC), MSN, Dreamweaver and another game on a secondary desktop (Yeah, I got multiple desktops too ) and San Andreas will only just start to slow down - And that's only usually when cars are crashin alot and blowin up - Oh yeah and I have alot of effects mods in San Andreas + high qual weapon mods... The only weird thing is that San Andreas will slow down if I minus the extra game and add FRAPS... But I guess FRAPS must take up alot of video memory or summet...

Ask nicely... Or explain to them why you want it and what it'd make better.

O-M-G!! Play it twice, it'll be stuck in your head guranteed Even if you don't like it

You know when you see something but aren't interested in it. Then later when you are... You can't find it.. Well I'm lookin for the mod that let's you mod all cars in all garages. I know it exists as I've seen it. But after many google searches and modding site browsing, I still can't find it!! I checked this sites' database, I googled it (which came up with info about the modding feature in SA) and searched in all the modding sites... But for some reason, I've managed to completely miss them all or they are somehow not there anymore. I guess it doesn't help that I'm pretty tired. So can anyone tell me where I can get it so I can try to sleep easier tonight?

It wansn't a balla. It was CJ, but the CJ from the game before I bugged a new one. (Even weirder!) Also, a little addintional info: I couldn't start any missions. IDK about the taxi, cop, para (ect) missions. But the main missions are inaccessible. So it's like a game where you can never unlock the next island! xD

Added the Youtube link and updated the reason for the bug. It wasn't anything to do with {$VERSION} as it turns out

Claude

Use GTA:SA Console - It's useful for just about everything in san andreas. Including teleportation.

Nope

I need a good Rick Astley skin or a old fashioned King type guy or Vanilla Ice xD Anyone who looks like they are from thousands of years ago (Hence Rick Astley and Vanilla Ice) Very weird things to ask for, yes. But it's for a good (weird) reason. I've been through all the skins and models in GTA Garage and not found any. So if anyone is good enough to make this or tell me where I can find it then it'd be very appreciated. If you must know.. I'm working on a lil comedy. I guess I've given away some of the joke now