Goddamn! I hate it when this forum's all quiet! I feel lonely :'(
Let's begin a story...
Saria was wondering around in the woods when she spotted Mido being a faggot again, but when she was walking towards him a fat hideous pervert walked into her path, it was Xt0ny and he wanted to stick his meat up her flat buns.
"Yum yum! Kokiri pussies!" Xt0ny said, licking his lips while dribbling all over his vest, which was stained with fecal matter.
"Get lost!" Saria yelled, "Mido help!"
"Mido can't hear ya! I've hypnotised him." Xt0ny said, laughing like a retard.
TNF or Noodle must continue this story.