Sherman
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Heh, saved me from making a topic. Yeah, any games will work though. They don't have to be just released or whatever, actually the cheaper the better =P
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So I recently reinstalled SA on my PC. I was near the Sherman Dam (lol), messing around in that little ghost town thing. So I went offroading in my benson, and this random flatbed comes out of no where and runs into me. I was just going to ask if this was normal
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You have to actually unlock the countryside through missions to purchase houses. I've never done that, or heard of it so possibly a glitch =P
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So, fuck you.
I think this mod will be a great success and not all mods need a beta for your information.
Wow, it's his opinion. Hush. Besides, joelzaar. JAB said WHY he's even doing it in the first place, not even a few posts up from yours. Just because you wouldn't have enough motivation to go through and finish it doesn't mean these guys don't.
We made this to show the modding community the possibilities open to them if they apply themselves to the tools. Stop asking other people to make things for you and try it yourself.It'd really help if you'd read through the topic, I'm certainly confident this will come out good. For the mod and the community.
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YeaH!
I wish I could've bought it =(
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Bike for sale.
What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".
The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.
The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.
The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.
I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:
Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear
I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.
Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".
Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices)
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Glad it's made it this far, although I've only been here for four and a half of those six years, it's great to be here.
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Kinda funny how hardly anyone knows who he is, and the fact he won't see this thread for awhile
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Yeah, he's so calm and sounds all uninformed, haha. Probably drunk, looks like some rednecks
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Starts out boring, then gets FUCKING AWESOME. RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Possibly an option in the start menu, the phone thing sounds better though, as mentioned. Kinda like how multiplayer is, yah?
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Microsoft payed $50 million for the DLC to Xbox 360.
I don't think this DLC will come to PC/PS3,
but a diff DLC Episode will come
I read this playstation magazine and it said so.
I like the new DLC
If I could be arsed to dig up the topic, I'm pretty sure they bought both episodes (For the time being)
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I bet he'll get a consolation prize for trying if he doesn't
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I don't think it literally means "The Damned" as a gang, I'm taking as a more descriptive term. There's going to be a LOT of bike riding, so get ready
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I like it, very good. If he would've taken the subtitles out of there it would've made for a more professional look. Though, it doesn't seem like he got the scenes himself, since they're in different languages.
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Hahah, I love it. Grandma's kisses are in that window at the end, in the lower portion. Some parts of it are good =P
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There's a lot of grain in some of those pictures, can't you all see it? Lol. Nice pictures though, two and three are pretty cool. Angles are ftw.
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I don't know if I'm just tired or if its funny, heh.
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@ Earthbound: How much city driving do you do? I would think (if you're easy on the accelerator) it'd do better than that. Reminds me of a Chevrolet Malibu? Is that what its modeled after, or do you know?
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That was awesome man, great job =)
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991: Be completely normal, law abiding citizens
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I'd like to step in on Harwood Butcher and the sarcasm, the name of the forum section is called Serious Chat, I'd really appreciate if you wouldn't use all the sarcasm you claim to.
Thanks,
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Being mixed race, I really wanted Obama to win. And I'm glad that most Americans were not biased enough to vote for him. Aparently most of the people who didn't vote for him were racist, but dunno where that information has come from
Wow I'm surprised no one took up this post. I honestly hope you don't believe MOST people that didn't vote for him were racist. Yeah, I'm sure a handful did, but its not all about race. And biased? What? I'm sure many BLACKS voted for him just because he's half.
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Mpilk, I was in a rush to go to school, wanted to put something in before I left. =P
Obama: The guy basically went from a nobody to someone, he was in Senate for 2 months before running for president.. so that's 16/18 months he spent running for president out of his total time. Also I feel like when he converted to Christianity (the popular religion of America) he did it to make people happy and want to vote because he is. It's like all you have to do is call yourself something, and you're it. I don't know of many "professionals" that just decide to change religions so unlike each other. He has a few good principals, though.
McCain: Possibly another bush, we have a war going on that shouldn't have been started. I don't believe in sticking my nose in everyone's business. He does have years of experience, and has more religious hits than Obama, if that means anything to you. I think with the majority the religion it is, they would've voted this way.
But its all about the money.
Everything is personal opinion.. if you honestly get angry and want to bitch, PM me. I'm sure I can work out a nice vacation plan for you.
-Sky
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In a nutshell: We were screwed either way.
What are some good Xbox 360 Games?
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I was going to go for Mass Effect and Bioshock, I've seen them for less than 60$ (US currency) and heard good things about them. I just feel like $60 is too much to give for a game. I like action with a deep story, but I don't like the general feel of Halo. I don't have ready-access to internet to my 360, so heavy online games are out of the question.
Anyone care to give a little background information with their suggestions? =)