I don't even know why I mentioned le table, I doubt a lot of people would use "the table" in romantic chat ups and conversations. I have to agree with you about Spanish though, I don't really like it. They have two ways of saying "and". After what I learned about Germany and it's past I doubt I want to know about it but if I'm going there for some sort of holiday then I will learn a few phrases. French is my favourite though, I love it, sounds awesome when you listen to music and people on French radio & TV (Yes, I have gone that far, BFM TV to be more specific, news channel, hey at leasts it's more entertaining than the BBC)
The same word for love in German - liebe - means sex. Disgusting. "Ich liebe dich" says the dictionary.
The verbs when you first learn them are hard, I hardly knew what "Je voudrais" meant last year and that is the most simplest and easiest of expressions to remember. Now that I know verb types in one language, I will find it easier to learn them in others such as Italian, Spanish etc.
Yeah, they have two meanings for "you" and "we". Nous and On for we. Vous and tu for you. Conjugation is quite easy as long as you know what verbs are regular and irregular. I usually think about the word order in verbs, if it ends in -er most of the time it will be regular. There are two ways to conjugate -ir verbs, an example is "finir" for the most common example. The least common and more irregular verbs are in the -re set of verbs.
This would be all you would need to know about verbs if you were going to France, Quebec or La Francophonie for a short period, it is a basic conjugation of the verb arriver which is regular, just change the arriv- to any other -er verb that is regular. Present Tense:
arriver - to arrive
J'arrive - I arrive; I am arriving
Tu arrives - you arrive; you are arriving
Il arrive - He/It arrives; He/It is arriving
Elle arrive - She/It arrives; She/It is arriving
On arrive - We arrive; We are arriving
On arrive - One arrives; One is arriving
Nous arrivons - We arrive; We are arriving
Vous arrivez - You arrive; You are arriving
Ils arrivent - They arrive; They are arriving
Elles arrivent - They arrive; They are arriving
Just change the arriv- part to ador- to get "to love" and to aim- to get "to like" etc.
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Maybe we should get back on to relationships now, French went way offtopic.