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Urbanoutlaw

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  1. A chausser (hausser) is a pig that don't fly straight!
  2. MJW - Gotcha', you meant in trying not to be banned as opposed to success. In that case I think you're right, to a point.
  3. Okay, Toxic. You get in the truck too. (for a night of Coca-Cole, pork rinds & cow tipping). You can help set up the trebuchet & we'll toss minivans.
  4. Well, I'm out. Catch you guys later.
  5. DP pretty much summed up what I think of SR. I'll also add that they had the advantage in character & car customization & even though you saw the same basic car 20 in a minute, they were at least variations instead of the exact same model. Someone send Chris82 some Kleenex, in case he was serious.
  6. Just don't let it run your life.
  7. If GTA were a "nothing" game, people like Jack(ass) Thompson wouldn't target it.
  8. Oh HELL! We're learning stuff! Back to topic.
  9. Part of why he's so hard to pin down, that was his Spanish name. He actually made landfall in the Bahamas in 1492 & made it to the Mainland on his third trip (6 years later). Although credited for discovering America, his biggest accomplishment was proving once & for all (to Europeans, at least) the world was NOT flat. He was aiming for India.
  10. Billboards are models in GTR3.IMG file of your MODELS folder. Here are some useful tools. Radio Station decoder - http://www.thegtaplace.com/downloads/file.php?id=262 IMG tool (for extracting the TXDs from GTA3.IMG) - http://www.thegtaplace.com/downloads/file.php?id=552 TXD Workshop (for editing the extracted TXDs) - http://www.thegtaplace.com/downloads/file.php?id=722
  11. The Cubans are a given, they're your allies. I kinda felt bad taking some of the Haitian missions because of it. But hey, it worked out.
  12. You'll love holiday baking around my house.
  13. Gotcha', over here he's known as Columbus. It's not clear exactly where he came from, most accounts say Genoa Italy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Columbus Portugal is acknowledged as a possible home.
  14. Hello & welcome (don't forget to read the rules). What can you tell us about your mod?
  15. Not necessarily. I think everything you would need is already in the MAIN.SCR, just a matter of finding it & stringing it together the right way.
  16. I tried weed once, half my face went numb & I puked. People PAY for this? I'll stick to alcohol. I worked a temp job once where someone spiked my soda w/ speed. Heavy back-breaking work, I put in a 26-hour shift the first day. It went FAST.
  17. I'm about to go fire up my X360 now that you mention it. Wish my Rocketbox (main computer) wasn't down. It has about a year's worth of XBL 2-day codes stored in it, I could go for some SR multiplayer.
  18. Who says animee isn't educational. As I said before, we just need to watch guys like J(A)T so history doesn't repeat itself. Keep 'em in context & don't vote for them when they run for office.
  19. Why would you say that? Even after "Hot Coffee" Wasn't SA one of the biggest games of all time? http://play.tm/story/4691 Although I'll agree on lack of gruesome content. The name alone (Grand Theft Auto) would suggest the focus of the game is to be huge felon centered on car theft & related crimes. As it is, most of the violence in the game is more cartoonish, some almost funny (in SA you bury a guy alive in an outhouse). There are plenty of other titles to satisfy peoples taste for horror & it would miss the point of GTA, so don't expect to see it in GTA IV. Do expect to see sales records when they finally release.
  20. Well, I just walked in from a great meal at the Olive Garden. They're doing "endless pasta" & it was awesome. desert was absolutely decadent, I had the Black Tie Mousse cake & Mamma Kitty had the Tiramisu. Both were sex on a plate. Why is that in here? Because when I left the house I pawned my laundry off on my room mate claiming I was " doing some household shopping. I think they had Ramen Noodles or some indeterminate leftover from deep in the freezer. It's good to be the king.
  21. As in played by Peter Falk on the '70s cop show, or a different Columbo?
  22. Since no one liked the "chair", at 10 stars, you get a life sentence. Brittany Spears is your parole officer (if you beat the prison nini game) & you have a lifetime of community service in cosmetic testing. Still like my "chair" idea better, but this should satisfy the nicer people out there.
  23. It will probably look something like this..... KK ---------------------- Hey, bebe. Poor dumb sonova B - Are you HOT!? KK ----------------------Whatchu' think? PDSOB -----------------I want you to ...... KK ----------------------YOU DIE COCK-A-ROACH! I don't wanna' play this no more! Just havin' fun w/ you
  24. ARRRGH me hardies! The Portuguese control the seas! ARRRGH!!
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