JustADummy Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yo' momma's so crazy that she studied for taxi job (I wonder why...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 You mamma so ugly, Niko's cousin said "Please to use two bags!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advillia Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Heres one i made up by myself! Yo momma so hairy,you need a map to get through her!! Another one! Yo momma so hairy,the only language she knows is "Wookie" (star wars fans will get this one!) Yo momma so fat,Fat Bastard(from austin powers) said DAAAAAAAMN!!! (another star wars joke) Yo momma so stupid she thought Jar-Jar came with pickles-pickles! Yo momma so fat,the earth doesnt orbit the sun....IT ORBITS HER!!!!!! (another star wars joke) Yo momma so fat,Obi-Wan kenobi said "Thats no moon,Thats YO MOMMA!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do_Not_Fear_cause_I'm_here Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I got one. OK Yo momma soooo stupid, she brought a spoon to superbowl! ROFL LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy GTA freak Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo mommas so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the chair! ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh you got served!!!!!!!!!! biatch!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo' Momma's sooo old that Freestyle got banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendoza Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 your momma is so fat that if she fell she would crack the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo' momma's soo ugly that when a man see her he says: "Holy cunt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo' momma's pussy is so big I went scuba-diving in it and after hours I still couldn't find the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo' momma's soo fat that Big Smoke and her have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo' Mamma so fat Big Smoke fell in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo' Momma's soo crazy that a cow kissed her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Yo' momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings. WUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Yo' momma 's so stupid she thinks that she's jumping into a pool,but she jumps from a 12 story building Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy GTA freak Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Yo` momma`s so stupid she read the back of the juice carton and it said "concentrate"so she stared at it for a week!!!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!!! BIATCH!!! 100% OWNAGE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiiBz Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Your moms so fat smaller moms orbit here. Oh and "Crazy GTA Freak" If your gonna end your post with you saying "you got served!" atleast make it sound good! Now, GO GET A PLATE YOU GOT SERVED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 yo momma's so stinky everyone who approaches her will die immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Your mums so fat that when she went to take a dip in Japanese waters the whalers threw their spears at her instead of the whales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advillia Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Yo momma so fat,she tripped on New York City and crushed Los Angeles better get a plate,cuz you just got SERVED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Yo' mamma so stupid she cheated on her pregnancy test! Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Your mammas so stupid she wanted to marry Burger King and become Burger Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 lulz Yo' momma's soo fucked up that she married a smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claude-5 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 your mumma is soo fat they get her to take lorry loads and they are like little pellets to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 yo momma's soooo fat she forgot how to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Yo' mamma so fat she go "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP" when she backs up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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