Cross Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go Yo Momma so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say goYo Momma so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 yo moma is so fat that whenever someone sees her they say "when are you going to have to have those kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatie180 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 your mummas so fat that when she swims at the beach the whales sing "we are family" your mummas so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade your mummas so dumb she got hit by a parked car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 your mummas so dumb she got hit by a parked car Actually, she was chasing the parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 (edited) yo mummas so fat that inside her head is a sign "space for rent" lol lame. yo mummas so fat that when she's got more rolls than a chinese bakery. original eh Edited November 14, 2008 by WRX22B1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Your mother is so fat, she died. I have a notoriously dry sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Your mother is so fat that jokking about her gets just rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthbound Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Your mother is so fat, she died.I have a notoriously dry sense of humor. This is the only funny "Your momma" joke in this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 MAJOR BMP. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Your momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Yo Momma is Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!" Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!" Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains". Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Yo momma's so dirty that she makes mud look clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yo Mama's so ghetto, when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out. Yo Mama's soo dumb she thought Dick Cheney was a sex position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Yo Mama's so ghetto, when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out.Yo Mama's soo dumb she thought Dick Cheney was a sex position. Is he this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude4L Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Your momma is so UGLY, she made blind kids cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logeman21 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Yo momma's so poor, when she's kicking a can down the street and someone asks what she's doing, she says "Moving." LOL k another 1: Yo momma's so ugly, when some guy stared at her face she said, "What are YOU lookin' at?" his reply was "Nothing much!" yea. made thes second one up... the first I got off somewhere I can't remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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