Mpilk901 Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Ever thought of a really annoying virus? Post it here and pray that nobody ever makes it! My virus swaps the way your computer reads your keyboard, for every letter you press it will randomly select another letter which is not the key which you pressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ĵасқ•×•Āѕніяамі† Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 My virus.... NAME:-Cerberus jacker xp!! Mission:-F**ck up yo PC and show one message:-" No applications can be initialised as Cerberus has Screwed your Crap"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 My virus: Name: Robber Mod XP Mission: He puts a password on your Windows, block your internet and make the Forum mods appear by the telephone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny-kazuki Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 (edited) my virus is when a bug gets in the computer and eats the wires "not very good i no" lol Edited February 3, 2008 by johnny-kazuki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I hope hackers don't get their ideas from here... JackThompson[Trj].obfuckingskated Its a Trojan Horse and it disguises itself as a modding tool for GTA;SA then it destroys your game saves and all the applications for your computer has their code messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 For every key press you make, a penis appears onscreen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 ^ Perv Chavs[Trj].oskarskated It infects your computer and it puts pictures of Chavs wanking over cartoons on your screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 GTA IV virus It will work as a game and it will make you so addicted you'll start killing poeple... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 The sexy bunny virus Everytime you press something a bunny appears fucking Chris Crocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 ChrisCrocker[Trj].obattentionseekerskated Do I need to explain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Name: Somaleeze Virus Mission: Due to the low-budget virus making labs in Somalia, this virus will beg you to delete all your files by yourself and then send it to all your friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Name: Trojan Monkey Function: Every time you go on a website, a monkey shall rob you the next day, then it violates you repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 (edited) Name: TFY Virus Mission: Whenever you enter the internet, TFY will rob all your passwords, files, ect from the pc. Note: Hey, TFY, this isn't againist you Edited February 4, 2008 by SA BMX 32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpilk901 Posted February 4, 2008 Author Share Posted February 4, 2008 Name: You're Screwed Virus Everytime you visit a porn site or are watching pornographic videos your computer will detect this and freeze your computer so you can't close the windows or turn the computer off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Name: MTA Falls Mission: Whenever you play MTA (the oldie race one), it will begin to put checkpoints randomly and you can't turn off your computer, quit or connect a server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Sex-ed virus. Buries itself in the boot-up section of your operating system. Best deployed on school computers, detects "Net Nanny" or similar monitoring software & automatically logs on to porno sights & randomly downloads images & video. At the same time it deploys a worm that attacks DATA files on the local network & ties up any leftover memory w/ the classic "solve Pi to the last decimal place". DEATH TO THE PERMANENT RECORD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Virus name: George Bush Mission: Whenever you turn on your PC, Bush appears saying repeteadly: - You are a cunt. You are a cunt, ect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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