WRX22B1998 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but you now have to go to boarding school i wish i got a free ps3 + 1080p capable tv in the mail tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Granted, but the PS3 can never access Playstation Online and the HDTV had the screen smashed in with an aluminum bat. I wish I had diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 granted but youll shit blood i wish i came up with a funny yo` moma joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but my fat-ass mama crushes you. I wish it was the holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 granted but your passed out through them I wish I never made this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted but your penis disappears. I wish someone would fall for my sig jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortbus Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but you'd eventually get "comedian's block" I wish I was King Leonidas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but dude he dies... seriously... I wish I had a smaller penis so that it could fit in normal sized pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Granted, but it's so small it won't fit into anything else. lol. I wish this wish wouldn't get screwed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layorz Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Granted, but then we dont have anything to laugh at I wish I had some chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NZ91 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Granted, but i eat it first I wish I could lose some weight FATTYFATTYFATTY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 granted but you will become so skinny that people will think you're malnourished i wish that i could wish after i wished a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Granted but I steal it I wish for a pc version of GTA IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Granted, but some unforseen detail goes wrong and your wish isn't granted. I wish I will never get banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike356 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 granted you get suspended for ever I wish for something to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSanityHD Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Granted, but you get so fucked up on crack, you don't know what to do at all. I wish I owned 20 servers on Counter-Strike: Source, and that this wish could not be corrupted not even after 999 billion years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Granted, but you'll die a virgin (lol, like your not gonna anyway). I wish I knew PHP fluently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Granted, but it blows up and you live with third degree burns for the rest of your miserable virgin life. I wish I knew what to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Granted, but you suck at failing wishes (you do anyway PHP blowing up?) I wish smokey the bear was walking down my street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Granted, but then he rips you to bits and eats your remains. I wish for a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 granted but your wish is to bet half eaten and half burned alive i wish i had an autamtic AK47 airsoft and a berreta sniper and a G36c auto airsoft guns right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOXIC Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Granted, I wish you don't find any Ammo OWNED I wish that this wish is never granted OWNED x 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Granted, just granted. I wish I could eat a rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cross Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 granted but you choke and die i wish i had something to wish for i havent wished for already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendoza Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 granted but it will be corrupt I wish this guys stupid sig wasn't bothering me (the one above) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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