toxic546 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 http://www.myspace.com/scottalexander_no1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Lol, seems like the fag we know from IV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 ROFL. Most bodybuilders look like fucking hard ass motherfuckers... he just looks like a fucking pansy. Look at him, campest bodybuilder ever. I bet he has a high pitched voice too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dude420 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I love Brucie... he is one of the funniest characters in the game. I love when he slams his head into the wall until he starts bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I lolled at that part, he was just like, "ARRR!!!" then like totally embarrassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 (edited) No worries concerning Power Phrase No 3 "To taste defeat is absolute failure, this is not acceptable, not an option, not a consideration under any circumstance" as I think Mr Alexander takes the biggest wanker award by some margin & I know it's only May but i'm pretty sure that c**t of the year is in the bag. Heres a Power Phrase to add to the list... ...No 4 "The fact that your sculpted eyebrows look like question marks, is only one of the thousands of contributing factors that make you look like a shallow over-compensating closet homosexual" P.S. I don't know if Un-photogenic is a word, but you have the blank clueless expression of a special needs child with a rubix cube in every picture. Edited May 14, 2008 by Swifty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris82 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 HE's genetically superior, BABY. The ALPHA MALE! Keep it real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artur Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 (edited) That's how HE ROLLS! Lols, totally Brucie look-a-like. Nice find. Edited May 15, 2008 by Artur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkali64 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 LOL! Someone left a comment from "[email protected] aka Mr VIP " It's actually quite scary... Nice find man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverballer95 Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I think they based him off of John Cena. They're both violent, all about chicks, and constantly suffering and ruining other people's lives due to roid-rage. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stojko Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Wow, that has to be the most bloated MySpace profile ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dbl-Gee Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Like most you guys id say that hes a douche BUT i think thats wrong because eventhough hes a douche hes far more successful than any of you guys or me... Look at him and then yourself... Even if he is a steriod junky, still look at the way HE ROLLS! We cant roll like that so i guess we should respect him... Eventhough i like my penis and i will never take steriods. Dont flame on him because hes better than you or me... Or because he has a small dick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Brucie is an awesome character for the game, I think he's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yea...Even though he's a complete arse, makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dbl-Gee Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 (edited) Check this shit out: lol, Brucie style! THATS HOW WE ROLL!! NUMBA 1 BAABY! Edited May 20, 2008 by Dr.Dbl-Gee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGunslinger Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 ^Jesus christ, that is disturbing Also he may be more successful than us, but that doesent necessarily make him a better person than us. People like him are usually nothing but arrogant egotists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dbl-Gee Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 ^Jesus christ, that is disturbingAlso he may be more successful than us, but that doesent necessarily make him a better person than us. People like him are usually nothing but arrogant egotists. That is steriotypical, not all buff guys are egoists but in this case as he says NUMBA 1, NUMBA 1 i really cannot argue against it. Still if he is as rich as he is, trust me, he is not a retard eventhough he chose steroids over his penis which was a big mistake. And that above is a joke... No need to "jesus christ" it. I cant be fucked to right more but i think you get my point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGunslinger Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 ^Jesus christ, that is disturbingAlso he may be more successful than us, but that doesent necessarily make him a better person than us. People like him are usually nothing but arrogant egotists. That is steriotypical, not all buff guys are egoists but in this case as he says NUMBA 1, NUMBA 1 i really cannot argue against it. Still if he is as rich as he is, trust me, he is not a retard eventhough he chose steroids over his penis which was a big mistake. And that above is a joke... No need to "jesus christ" it. I cant be fucked to right more but i think you get my point. I know its a joke dude, and i wasnt trying to insult you or anything, what i meant is its funny in a disturbing way, sorry if you got the wrong impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_RiCaN_ Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 lol that was funny when i clicked the link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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