MK47 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Tell us the quote you remember the most from Vice City. "I just LOVE the batter. All over my face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott. Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 "YOU MUG!" - Kent Paul. Lmao "I did your wife, you poor bastard." -Vercetti "EJECT PLASTIC CRAP! YOUR DOING THIS TO ME? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT!" -Diaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 "I did your wife, you poor bastard." -Vercetti Same, SA had funnier quotes, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK47 Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 "I did your wife, you poor bastard." -Vercetti Same, SA had funnier quotes, imo. Very true, but I'm into Vice City again now and it's like deja vu. "Crime rates only go up if you don't turn the graph, upside down. Turn it upside down, you've got half! HALF! Under me, Alex Shrub." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 "Let us see his Anoconda Candy, he cost more per hour than you do!!!!" or whatever the Porn studio guy said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK47 Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 "Let us see his Anoconda Candy, he cost more per hour than you do!!!!" or whatever the Porn studio guy said... "Honeeey honeeey! Can you please keep the anaconda in the shot Candy, he cost's more per hour than you do!" "Sorry Stevie!" lulz. "Word is, ya mate tried ta jamp him, didn't jamp 'igh enuff if ya know wat I mean." - Kent Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 "Let us see his Anoconda Candy, he cost more per hour than you do!!!!" or whatever the Porn studio guy said... "Honeeey honeeey! Can you please keep the anaconda in the shot Candy, he cost's more per hour than you do!" "Sorry Stevie!" lulz. "Word is, ya mate tried ta jamp him, didn't jamp 'igh enuff if ya know wat I mean." - Kent Paul YAHH!!!!!! Awesomeness.... "I wouldnt usaly drive a bunch of scottish Bisexuals around, but this is an exception" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 (edited) I like to thrust my tongue in the middle - rusty brown's ring donuts. i laugh at all the innuendo in this, and on VCPR. hilarious, i like this storyline etc a lot more than SA tbh.lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again ! its probably not plugged in reminds me of someone i know Edited December 16, 2008 by WRX22B1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I like to thrust my tongue in the middle - rusty brown's ring donuts. i laugh at all the innuendo in this, and on VCPR. hilarious, i like this storyline etc a lot more than SA tbh.lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again ! its probably not plugged in reminds me of someone i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK47 Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 (edited) lol @ the diaz quote, i purposely failed the mission 3 times to see the cut again ! its probably not plugged in reminds me of someone i know LOL, I used to love Diaz when he got aggrivated over nothing. Diaz - EJECT! Plastic CRAP! You doin' this to ME? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT?!? *pulls out gun and shoots - then tommy walks in* Ahh.. It eat my favourite Buena movie, it die? What else could I do?Tommy - It's probably not plugged in. Diaz - Wha..? *checks behind the vcr* Ahh. No matter! I can buy a hundred more! I forgot what he said, but I loved his reaction when the birds shit on his car. What do you think YOU'RE doing? *bangbangbang* : DD Edited December 16, 2008 by MK47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatface Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 the best is by a ped and will be used in pedrising. "Where he hell's my yacht?" why's it funny? because it was said by a zombie in a country town lmao.. very funny in pedrising, unfortunately none of you will understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claude-5 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 'time for a well-earned drink' on the mission where u have to drive the limo over speed so it dnt blow up, its memorble to me cuz of the way it was sed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someonesinyourhouse Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Tommy phrases were quite catchy, in particular when he says "get lorst ya prick" and caused me to actually say that to people that wouldn't leave me alone, i was younger at that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK47 Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 'time for a well-earned drink' on the mission where u have to drive the limo over speed so it dnt blow up, its memorble to me cuz of the way it was sed He sorta curled his tongue when he said drink haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOXIC Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Lol that VCPR ones, at rusty brown ring doughnuts, a jerk says "Sometimes I like to wear womens panties"....totally irrelevant to a doughnut lol My Favorite ones : Ken at the very beginning - I poke My head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovelsa' shit in my face ! While jacking a vehicle form a ped, Tommy would say - Now Shut up and run. In the cut-scene of "Keep your friends close", the last line of Tommy in the cut scene - No, I just want to piss you off before I kill you. WIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Those are very good quotes. When Tommy picks up his phone for the first time at the end he says "Screw you man!". Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDoubleU Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 (edited) Ken Rosenburg: 'I put head out of the window for 2 seconds and fate shovels shit in my face!' Tommy Vercetti: 'Lance Vance? Your name's Lance Vance? hahahahaha' WIP Edited December 30, 2008 by gta player #69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK47 Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 Tommy Vercetti: 'Lance Vance? Your name's Lance Vance? hahahahaha] Oh God I loved that one. Tommy: Lance Vance; poor bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 "Goodbye Lance Vance Dance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiderFan Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Woman: After a night out my tongue tasted like carpet. It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's... Man: [dubs over] ... stamp collection... Woman: ...all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FnB Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Diaz: What kind of incompetent fool are you? FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! [throws his phone]. Lance: YOU MORON! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS MEANS? [cop land] Just love the way he says it. Umberto: These Haitians, they mess with me for the last time. Tommy, you drive good. Tommy: For a woman, right? Umberto: This is no time for joking, come on drive for me again. Umberto is angry there. Kent Paul: (brags a lot about Tommy not forgetting him and all..) Look after yourself and don't forget about me, mate! Tommy: That's what I'm trying to forget. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playstation_Loyalist Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Ken Rosenberg: "I can't even intimidate a child and believe me I did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiderFan Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 S.W.A.T member coming down from a helicopter: In an antagonizing fashion"I'm comin' to get you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bossman Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The scene when Diaz is trying to eject his videotape, makes me laugh each time. 'EJECT! PLASTIC CRAP! You doing this to ME!?' And this one as well - 'I have taken the skills that I have learned on the football field right to the used car industry - snatch, grab, and RUN LIKE HELL!' (BJ Smith). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty-T Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 "I must have pissed off someone real bad in a past life."- Tommy Vercetti The thing I really love about this quote is that Salvatore Leone says the same thing in Liberty City Stories. Tommy and Salvatore are similair characters, and I can see Tommy growing to be just like Sal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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