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Nothing special. Just that it's a little small for a 20 year old (for some reason thought you were in your twenties (and the 13 part of your name being something like bad luck)).

But yeah, it's fine for a 13 year old. Nothing strange at all. So just ignore my comment ;)

Nothing special? Not sure about that :lol:

13 is my lucky number btw so, I'm lucky to have a normal sized penis

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Lol, what a win topic >.<

Funnily enough one of my ex's (while we were dating) asked me to mesaure my penis, I think it was just below 6" can't remember though and I can't be fucked to do it now for you guys.

LOLWUT!

Just tell her, 8 inches, when erected double.profit :P

Whats the point in lying? When you got to fuck her she'll realise, then give you a fucking lecture about how lying isn'y good for a healthy relationship or some bullshit like that = double loss because: A. You get a lecture and B. You dont get sex.

Also guys who lie about the size of their penis are just retards, size really isn't everything. I wouldn't say i am anything above average, my girlfriend really doesn't seem to have any issues with it.

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Do u guys know why asian dudes hve smaller cocks?

That's because in asia, mostly south-east asia n east asia... They BAN pre-marital sex and measuring is considered as a disgrace.....

I've been to indonesia n when my friend n I went 2 da beach, she put on her bikini..but the lifeguard told her to use shorts and shirt, and girls wearing swimsuit is considered as porn...what the fuck!!??

And most people think measuring as disguisting, even dat they kno they want it....

And the government of most asian countries think porn r ilegal, many kids have gotten locked up for jacking off,lol

Btw mine is FIFTEEN HUNDRED INCHES SIR!!!!!!

Lollollollolllol.....

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Do u guys know why asian dudes hve smaller cocks?

That's because in asia, mostly south-east asia n east asia... They BAN pre-marital sex and measuring is considered as a disgrace.....

I've been to indonesia n when my friend n I went 2 da beach, she put on her bikini..but the lifeguard told her to use shorts and shirt, and girls wearing swimsuit is considered as porn...what the fuck!!??

And most people think measuring as disguisting, even dat they kno they want it....

And the government of most asian countries think porn r ilegal, many kids have gotten locked up for jacking off,lol

Btw mine is FIFTEEN HUNDRED INCHES SIR!!!!!!

Lollollollolllol.....

Wait, aren't you still in Indonesia now? I don't think they do that anymore, there's plenty of people wearing bikinis at the beach without getting told off by a fucking security guard, especially in Bali (I saw a chick with her top bikinis off walking around the beach one day when I was there!)

@nikobellic

Boleh kenalan bos? :P

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There is something I wonder about, do you measure it when it's erected or when it's just hanging? What's the length that countzzz?

Do both. But the size that counts is erect. Why would flaccid count? I have always wondered why people wondered about this. You don't fuck with a flaccid cock.

If anyone here says that his penis is as large as a D-size (or worse, a lantern cell) battery, I would laugh.

As LARGE as a d-battery? Surely you mean as SMALL as?

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