Damjan Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 A Ghanaian woman has married her dog because it has qualities she had seen only in her late father.Emily Mabou, 29, of Aburi, married the 18-month-old dog in a ceremony attended by a traditional priest and local, curious villagers, reports the Daily Dose. Her younger brother David Mabou said her family boycotted the wedding which they felt was "a stupid step to combat her loneliness". But Ms Mabou said: "For so long, I've been praying for a life partner who will have all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful, and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down. "I've been in relationships with so many men here in Togo, and they are all the same - skirt-chasers and cheaters. My dog is kind, and loyal to me and he treats me with so much respect." In the ceremony, the priest warned villagers not to mock the wedding, but to "rejoice with her as she has found happiness at last". Asked how she intends to raise children with her new husband, Ms Mabou said simply: "We will adopt." Source: Ananova That's all i have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 This is nothing, I've heard of a village marrying off a boy to a dog to keep him from being mauled by tigers...because of his weird teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^ lol yeah, heard about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Ha, what a retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Have you heard about the man who married a goat? LINK I feel sorry for the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I have heard of a goat being taken to court for robbing a bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghettokid Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 That is some fucked up shit. How can the womans late husband have the qualities...of a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokane Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 my head hurts from so much stupidity, i hear all kinds of news everyday that i dont even have an opinion anymore, they dont deserve me to get that involved and even start talking bout them if they can't do better, their problem, i feel sorry for the dog tho, I would say it's unfair, how would they know the dog said I DO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 i wonder what would happen at the honeymoon doggystyle??? rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 That is some fucked up shit.How can the womans late husband have the qualities...of a dog? You misread. The DOG had qualities of her late FATHER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 At first when I read the title, I thought WTF?!?! i wonder what would happen at the honeymoon doggystyle??? rofl doggystyle? Yeah, that works The adopted child will have a weird life (''dad, can you help me with my homework?'' ''woof woof'' ''why not?'' ''wuf'' ''oh alright'') xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) i'd rofl if the dog cheated with another dog then it made its own news article. then she sues the dog for custody. Edited August 3, 2009 by WRX22B1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I fail to see how a dog could have the qualities of her father, unless her father was really strange? And who says the dog isn't going to go and get with another dog behind the woman's back? ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I fail to see how a dog can legally get married. Also, who the fuck marries something that reminds them of their dad...seems all a bit incesty tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 exactly what i said lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warg Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Yeah, that's, why I don't watch tv. It just rottens my brain, or what... But! I've heard something. There was a lute-artist, prof. etc, and he thought: "Oh, why should I teach, work, I just play stupid, I will be a "celeb", and I will earn much money. -> And than he plays in the tv in adamcostumes, and is fool. And famous. He want a wife now -> tv-program for that. So simple, so stupid. Yo, in the USA are there lots of shows, it's not too strange, but here... now... so, it isn't so stange here anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) At first when I read the title, I thought WTF?!?!i wonder what would happen at the honeymoon doggystyle??? rofl doggystyle? Yeah, that works The adopted child will have a weird life (''dad, can you help me with my homework?'' ''woof woof'' ''why not?'' ''wuf'' ''oh alright'') xD Think about it for a second, it will just be doggystyle Anal sex. Edited August 5, 2009 by Husky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I fail to see how a dog could have the qualities of her father, unless her father was really strange?And who says the dog isn't going to go and get with another dog behind the woman's back? ^-^ The dog might be loyal, her father might've been loyal. I fail to see what you're having difficulties with. Maybe the dog is loving, maybe it's playful. Maybe he has a big dick and so did her father. At first when I read the title, I thought WTF?!?!i wonder what would happen at the honeymoon doggystyle??? rofl doggystyle? Yeah, that works The adopted child will have a weird life (''dad, can you help me with my homework?'' ''woof woof'' ''why not?'' ''wuf'' ''oh alright'') xD Think about it for a second, it will just be doggystyle Anal sex. Why would it have to be anal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 If the dog is a Golden Retriever, then the penis would most likely go in the asshole. Have you even seen two dogs fuck? I've seen a dog fuck a woman, (pr0n for teh lulz) all where anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 If the dog is a Golden Retriever, then the penis would most likely go in the asshole. Have you even seen two dogs fuck? I've seen a dog fuck a woman, (pr0n for teh lulz) all where anal. Dogs do not have anal to procreate. And I've actually never seen anal beastiality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 It depends if the women has a big asshole. Dog's with big dicks won't even slide all the way in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 if the dog isn't happy, he should get a pizza instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I'm not happy now, maybe me and that dog should do some quality Pizza fucking. Oh btw I just don't want to see another topic turn into a topic about Pizza, or bestiality porn :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 It depends if the women has a big asshole. Dog's with big dicks won't even slide all the way in. Bro, you've already proved countless times your knowledge of sex in general is rather low. I'd avoid discussing it from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDoubleU Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 It depends if the women has a big asshole. Dog's with big dicks won't even slide all the way in. It begs the question: How the fuck do you know this?! or How many dogs have you abused!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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