K9 Krew Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 My nama Borat I lika Youu Do youu lika meee I likaa sexx.......it's niccce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Avast, ye bilge rats!! Arr, me gotta tell t'time when me went with m'crew to t'captan' black beard's island. We had a delicious'n'big dinner, arrr! W'sung t'Yo ho ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Maurice: Hey-- Congressman Shrub: Up, just a minute-- Maurice: But you're not-- Congressman Shrub: This man won't let me speak. You, Shorty, shut up and let me speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Maurice: Mr. Hickory, why the "F"? Hickory: For Florida. I'm a Patriot. I even have an orange growth tattooed over my groin. Maurice: [Flatly] Excellent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9 Krew Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Chewwbacca lives on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Maurice: And Mr. Hickory, were you born in Florida? Hickory: [scoffs] What a stupid question of all the cheek. Shrub: Were you? Hickory: Of course not! No one was born in Florida since 1877 but I've been here for 5 years which is a very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9 Krew Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Jay Leno is a very funny man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Robard: Hey, can I say something here? Maurice: No. I'm still pissed off with you you shoulder pad wearing sheister. Robard: Hey, hey, hey, back up buster before I bust your ball. No confrontation. Like they say, I'm a man of peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Jay Leno is a very funny man. I prefer David Letterman. ''Liiiiive from New York, The greeeatest city in the world, The late show, with daaaaaaaviiiid LETTERMAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9 Krew Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Yeah he's pretty good aswell, but then theres also Conan O'Brien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 i just watch Letterman on channel 10 at night... Better then those stupid gameshows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 (edited) Conan O'Brien r0x0r j00r b0x0rs. I used to watch that show in Sweden Edited September 29, 2007 by Kapitan Kreshenkov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOXIC Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 (edited) Hey, which October does this topic mention, the one which has one day left? Edited September 29, 2007 by TOXIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 (edited) CARN THE CATS! 118 to 34!!!! 3rd quarter 2:53 left! (Aussies will know what i'm talking about!) Edited September 29, 2007 by Dmac_91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did. Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on. (They all drink.) Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife. (Quagmire and Cleveland drink.) Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom. (Only Quagmire drinks.) ****About 33 drinks later**** Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence. Quagmire: Oh God. (Quagmire takes a drink.) Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself. Quagmire: Oh come on! (Quagmire drinks again.) Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics. Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 YAY! CATS WON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 YAY! CATS OWN! Correction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 (edited) During the Great Patriotic War (i.e. the Eastern Front of World War II), Khrushchev served as a political commissar (zampolit) with the equivalent rank of Lieutenant General. In the months following the German invasion, in 1941, Khrushchev, as a local party leader, was coordinating the defense of Ukraine, but was dismissed and recalled to Moscow after surrendering Kiev. Later, he was a political commissar at the Battle of Stalingrad and was the senior political officer in the south of the Soviet Union throughout the war time period - at Kursk, entering Kiev on liberation, and in the suppression of the Bandera nationalists of the Ukrainian Nationalist Organisation, who had earlier allied with the Nazis before fighting them in Western Ukraine. In the years leading up to 1953, Khrushchev was an ardent Stalinist, carrying out Stalin's orders with uncritical obedience; he earned the nickname "the Butcher of the Ukraine" in the late 1940s.[3] Kruschev could fly..... Edited September 29, 2007 by dirty harry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 YAY 46 posts to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 I'm sexually attracted to TGTAP. Are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM™ Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Yes, and I would like to buy myself a Pssope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9 Krew Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Countdown time. 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG187 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Ye man, 35 posts left. We can get this in like 2 hours. Woo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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