Found this on /pol/, a comparison of the presidential candidates.
After looking at that list (and I can't believe I'm saying this) but I'd vote for either Clinton or Dodd.
Basically, if they don't support internet neutrality, action against Iran, education, the death penalty, healthcare, minimum wage, stem cell research, and pulling out of Iraq, then fuck em. Hilary may not be a nice woman but she, according to this chart, has a good stance on everything.