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Which stunt are you talking about ... 'road' isn't overly specific, after all.
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Render - clouds, Pixelate - mezzotint - short strokes, Radial blur - 100 - best, (zoom, not spin) Repeat, Duplicate layer, Distort - twirl - 156 (top layer) Blending mode to 'lighten' (top layer) Merge. Try it. Looks the sex.
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^ I think it was you had to bomb the bus, actually. Anyway, ontopic, fools!
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Adding a car, not replacing an existing one.
MrLlamaLlama replied to ravenmorpheus's topic in GTASA Modding
They're attention whores, lying for attention and respect. -
You need an authentic CD1 of 2 from the vice city box. Otherwise the audio won't work won't work. @ S-V : So... you expected that delting the audio folder would what? Other than get rid of your audio?
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Firstly, there are already MULTIPLE trivia topics, covering ALL the GTA games, including the classics, which you seem to have omitted. Secondly, this is the most unfair scoring system on the planet. Only people in your time zone will be in with any remote chance of ever winning. Also: Which voice actor? If you really think this will be a fair competition with fair scoring and a healthy amount of entrants, then I'll leave it open.
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There's a theory about this: IF you are in the school of thought that believes the universe is infinite, (13.7 billion light-years is the estimated distance to the edge of the foreseeable universe) then it's quite apparent that infinite examples of any given object should exist, given the infinity of the universe? Understand? The same theory can be applied to life, bacteria, objects, etc. However, I'm much more in what i like to call the MIB school of though, where we exist, as a minute part in another civilization. ie - This. Without the obvious Hollywood crap taped to it, like, without the 'locker' bu with a pool of mucus, or detritus, or whatever. I am a strong believer, not the 'come to your house, make crop circles and probe you' believer, but... yeah, you get it.
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Where is the lil's probe in (the UFO pub) sign located
MrLlamaLlama replied to The_Viking's topic in GTASA Modding
He's after the file that would allow you to edit the sign texture, not the place itself. -
Who makes the better cars (On a technical, ability, practicality 'the stuff that matters' note,) Europe jizzes all over the US. However, two of the 5 cars i love most ever are american. ('73 corvette stingray, in Scarlett), ('72 Plymouth 'Cuda, in Green) Two are also European, one of those 2 scandinavian. (Being the Koenigsegg CCX) (and the VW camper) My absolute dream car is, though japanese. (Either an '87 (pre body change) or '91 Honda CR-X) Ok, the wheels are ugly as sin, but is IS a Blista compact. And i'm sure it's nothing some 5 spoke's couldn't fix. Not sure what point I'm making here. I suppose it's Europe for making cars that were meant to be driven, and the US for making cars that will still be popular when robots have taken over and are pissing for us.
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The downlaod window should just popup for you, no redirection to any page. Check your firewall settings and background windows.
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You're right, that'd be against the law instead. Reinstall like everybody else. And backup next time.
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Creative blocks are FTL. The best way i find creativity is by looking at textures and shapes that occur naturally. For example: My sig is nothing more than an image which has been colour-doctored, with some fancy text. I was up at a farm with my GF and her stepdad, and took a photo of a rusted, scratched metal sheet, on my phone. I changed the levels to define the scratches from the base, then messed around with the hue levels, and got this nice orange colour, which is also a reflection of it's former rustiness. I suppose you could add in an image, distress it, etc. But, less is more and all that. (On a random note, of the 300 or some photos on my phone, about 230 must be random textures i saw on the street and photographed. People look at you weird when you crouch in a corner photographing a wall, but oh well.)
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Adding a car, not replacing an existing one.
MrLlamaLlama replied to ravenmorpheus's topic in GTASA Modding
The game engine / registry / code only allows a certain number of vehicles, anything else you see will likely either not work or be extremely unstable. -
Unless you're willing to take a stratified sample, taking into regards the GENERAL popularity of gaming as it transitioned from 2 to 3 dimensions, then your point about how many people play, and how often is ridiculous. I do have respect for you, very much so, i just think you're completely disrespecting the 2D games that completely changed the whole industry of gaming. What if that's my opinion? What do you like best? Having your balls twisted off, or kept on? Don't say 'having them kept on, because then I'd have balls'
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There is no chance of any account ever being permanently deleted from the database. IF you should turn around tomorrow and rape someone, then disappear, we'd be obliged to provide info on last known IP's, aliases, etc, etc. Withdrawing that info is an offence, blah blah blah. So basically we can't, best just to leave it to gather dust to be honest. Edit: Lawcked.
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Fuck man, sorry to hear that, we only ever really get robberies here around Christmas... But yeah, hope you and your family bounce back and stuff. Peace.
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I fucking love bitches who say this. I lol in your face. If the 2D versions were not popular, we wouldn't have: III VC SA LCS VCS IV, or CTW. So, take your naivety and shove it. Honestly. Have some respect for the retro and stop whoring out graphics over gameplay. The end. But yeah, it'll be only ad-hoc, i think, like LCS and VCS were.
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^...Or how to create the scanlines. Nice tut by the way, think we have nes for both PS and FW, anyone use GIMP?
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OH MY FUCKING GOD. Honestly guys, I've been inactive for 3 days, come back to the first thread i see and it;'s this horse-shit? Fucking hell. So: Killa: Nice find, it's nice to see the eater eggs as abundant in IV as they are in previous titles, nice job. Sobester: Don't call a person a cock and a liar for finding an easter egg. Have a verbal warning. Dam997: Well, yes, R* said that no characters would be making a return, but it wasn't implied that he was visible in GTAIV's cutscenes or gameplay, just that there was a garage named CJ's. California: Prove it. S-V: Enough with the hostility. Seriously.
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I am having trouble with Save files. . .
MrLlamaLlama replied to Dadmartindy's topic in GTASA Modding
Make sure they're in My documents \ GTA San Andreas... and make sure they say 'gtasf1.b' or something. -
That SL600 is officially Jizz-worthy. New DSLR good then? RAW files ftw...
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I am having trouble with Save files. . .
MrLlamaLlama replied to Dadmartindy's topic in GTASA Modding
Make sure you're using the same version saves as the files you're trying to install. -
Welcome to the forums. Form what you're describing, you're on PC, i'd say? If so, the best fix is to download this little beauty... it's the easiest way to configure contollers for SA on the PC, and you'll be able to set a 'reset camera' button, or something similar using that. This also, is not directed at you, but: If ANYBODY starts flaming in this topic, for whatever reason, there will be severe consequences.
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Grand Theft Auto IV Coming to PC
MrLlamaLlama replied to Harwood Butcher's topic in GTA IV Discussion + Help
lolwtf The SNES is dead BECAUSE of the people who play roms. -
Mods you have in singleplayer such as cars, skins, etc, should be in multiplayer. Maps, scrips, properies, are all defined by the server, so will crash a samp server, or simply not show up.