V Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Yo momma is so fat, she's clothes are 'Universe-Size'. Yo momma is so stupid, she walks the way...Yeah, whatever. Yo momm is so fat...She crashed a car. Yo momma is so fat, she exercices outside the gym...Stupid, eh? Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the zoo-keeper confused her with a gorilla. Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the circus, the people didnt know if they should look at the clowns, or at her. Yo momma is so fat and ugly, when she gave you to birth, people thought Godzilla was having a son. Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to cinema to watch Jurassic Park, people thought she was part of the movie! I'm guessing you made those up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Yo mommas so dumb she got ran over by a parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyle185 Posted September 2, 2007 Author Share Posted September 2, 2007 Heard it lol. Yo mommas so stupid she... ... ... .. .. .... erm. forgot what to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Your mamma's so fat & ugly she called triple A (motor club) & they left the car & towed her away! No re-spect! No re-spect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Yo momma is so fat, she's clothes are 'Universe-Size'. Yo momma is so stupid, she walks the way...Yeah, whatever. Yo momm is so fat...She crashed a car. Yo momma is so fat, she exercices outside the gym...Stupid, eh? Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the zoo-keeper confused her with a gorilla. Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the circus, the people didnt know if they should look at the clowns, or at her. Yo momma is so fat and ugly, when she gave you to birth, people thought Godzilla was having a son. Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to cinema to watch Jurassic Park, people thought she was part of the movie! I'm guessing you made those up? Yeah I got nothing for now, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Yo mamma so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigger101 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 yo mamma so fat, her favorite color is long john silvers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Yo momma is so stupid, she got ran over by a parke bus o.o I MADE UP THAT ONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 yo mamma so fat, her favorite color is long john silvers That's good! Your mamma's so fat, LJS told your dad they support the ban on commercial whaling & asked him to leave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks that Basketball is a basket attached to a ball! I didnt think out that one very well :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Your mamma's so ig'nant she thought "Ice Age" was a documentary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Good one Urbanoutlaw Yo momma is so dirty that all the boys fancied a bit of Milf. I'm not the best joker I must admit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Your momma is so stupid, she can't tell the difference between cereal and a dildo. Your moma so stupid she she couldn't tell the difference between a Nintendo Wii and a PSP. Really now..... This is exactly the reason I find these jokes to be some of the single dumbest things I've ever heard. Some people don't understand that it helps if the joke makes sense. And even then, some humor would be nice, too. And then the ones that are properly done are over-used and taken too seriously as if the person who says the most "yo-momma" jokes is ACTUALLY smarter/better/stronger/faster/bigger/older/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Your mamma's so hairy, your daddy said "Damn baby, haven't you done without a Toro long enough!" Look here if you don't get it (it used to be their slogan) - http://www.toro.com/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Your mama is so fat, when she went to Japan, they harpooned her and sold her body as whale meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudkip Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps, she breaks the earth and falls to earth. That's why it smells of Lard out of nowhere sometimes. Yo momma's so fat that she got put in outer space and it wasn't an asteroid that hit earth. It was her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Osker you fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madlabrador Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 (edited) yo mommas so fat she comes from both sides of the family yo mommas so ugly even the freak show wouldnt take her yo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed Edited September 24, 2007 by Madlabrador Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeL Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Yo mamas soo fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Your mamma's so ugly, Bigfoot woke up next to her & cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V.D. Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 yo momma is so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids drive by and she said stop that Twinkie yo momma is so nasty when she eats a hamburger it's like watching Jurassic park in surround sound owned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Yo' Mamma's so butch the first time she was w/ yo' daddy he woke up & thought he had a one night stand w/ Jack(ass) Thompson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Yo' mamma is soooo fat, she wen't for a swim, and Spain claimed her as a new country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Yo' mamma' so ugly, when Spain claimed her Portugal said they could keep her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Yo mama is so ugly everyone thought she was Michael Jackson and took their sons to safety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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