Vercetti Thug Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 Well, in one game Asuka was hinted to have had a lesbo relationship with ..umm I forget her name, plus Donald Love's a necrophiliac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FnB Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 That Ken Rosenberg part was funny. Where did everyone go? Lance show up once you get out of your safe, Sonny just disappears until he comes inside. But Ken Rosenberg was funniest, he simply disappears and suddenly shows up when the mission is done. And remember! who is shooting who in "Keep Your Friends Close..." when you are on the roof. Just go inside again, and you'll hear hundreds of gunshots inside while your the only target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 Oh yeah! And how come Tommy gets to have a 1 shot one kill flamethrower/minigun/bazooka and Sonny gets a crummy assault rifle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulletproofboy Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Juan Cortez daughter, Candy Suxxxx, loads of women offer to have *** with him but he says no. Tommy, is he gay or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Tommy has better things to do than to get caught up with that. Just because he doesn't have a relationship with any of the women in the storyline doesn't mean he's gay plus him and Mercedes have some kind of connection if you notice it throughout the storyline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 Well duh, thats obvious, but Mercedes barely even shows up, plus, tha bondy thing didnt go nowhere did eet now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendoza Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 well like people say he is an italian tony montana and tony in the movie while in the hot tub watching TV with his wife and friend there after she leaves his friend says he has a date and tony says "thats your problem you care more about the ladies then you do the money" being like tony tommy probably didn't want to get caught up in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 It's not like Tommy does anything the player doesn't want him to. He has all the time in the world don't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nato262 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I TOTALLY agree with most of them things especially the pool thing! And the Rockstar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supernukembros. Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Don't you find it strange that in Vice City, -All the cops look the same? -Repairing a Ferrari, A Stretch, or a Helicopter only costs a 100 dollars? -That a few punches kills someone? -Everytime Tommy touche ssomeone, they move as though they were pushed? -That all the pools are about knee deep? -That all closed doors are sealed shut? -That you can put on clothes in 2 seconds by gettubg a magical twirling icon? -That Ken Rosenburg dissapeared and survived Keep your Friends Close...? I mean the guy was standing RIGHT next to Lance and Sonny, and he didn't have a gun! -That some building's look like they're open, but they're really drawings on the wall? -That Lance Vance didn't change his name if he was so bothered by it? -That Tommy's henchmen are only two kinds? -That Tommy's bodyguards don't shoot people who are shooting you? -That Tommy's thugs stand there and take a beating from Tommy? -That there are mysterious messages everywhere from a strange unknown company called Rockstar who Tommy would have no idea about? -That some pervert actually got a pool on Starfish Island that looked like a woman with a bikini? most of those things are what make grand theft auto games so enjoyable.i mean in gta 4 if you drive a car off the tallest buiding and don't jump out, you survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supernukembros. Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 hell yeah someone wouldlol yeah i know its weird i wish you could have swam in that one i just think it would be cool if someone made a mod that you could and raise the pools water level if possible ^then you would drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 Its already annoying enough that Tommy can't swim for shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortbus Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 No, I dont notice things like that. Games like this aren't fun when you analyze them so much. Have you ever wondered why mario is a superhero Italian plumber? Why analyze it? It's a great game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas. Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Here is another one for ya: Why does Tommy fall off the motorbike after a little tap against the wall or solid area at a very little speed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurkeKnight Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Bad sense of balance, I'd guess......LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted September 17, 2008 Author Share Posted September 17, 2008 Here's another one, why doesn't the police arrest Tommy for speeding like a jackass? Why is Avery Carrington's head glued to his hat? Why the heck do all the store clerks look the same and apparently work for R* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 why do you care? ohh i forgot your an 08er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortbus Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 why do you care?ohh i forgot your an 08er hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Meh, I play videogames because they're not completely realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted September 27, 2008 Author Share Posted September 27, 2008 (edited) I dont know what 08er means, first time i've heard that. And, THIS IS A JOKE TOPIC. Douchebag[/size] Edited September 27, 2008 by Vercetti Thug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiZZaRE Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I just kill some random person, hop in a car, then cops chase me.. -.- -Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I dont know what 08er means, first time i've heard that.And, THIS IS A JOKE TOPIC. Douchebag[/size] An 08er means you joined in 2008 there fore your a n00b. Next year all the n00bs will be the 09ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti Thug Posted September 29, 2008 Author Share Posted September 29, 2008 Hmm...and how many more posts do i have then you? Yeah.... Since this is a topic and not a slugfest... Don't you find it strange that when you shoot someone's head, it mysteriously disspaears never to return? Don't you find it strange that if you shoot someone in the malibu club, noone dancing notices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 It was made in 2003. But yeah, this stuff is strange. Did I also mention you only lose 30 HP after using a trainer to teleport yourself to 999 in Z? And when you fall theres a good chance it wont load the ground lol.. And if you drive a caddy/bike into the Malibu before you purchase it (with a mission marker there) look out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK47 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I dont know what 08er means, first time i've heard that.And, THIS IS A JOKE TOPIC. Douchebag[/size] An 08er means you joined in 2008 there fore your a n00b. Next year all the n00bs will be the 09ers So making an account three days earlier makes you less of a noob..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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