Slyde Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 (edited) Source Police say they have arrested three teens they believe were involved in the incident.--- SANDY, Utah (ABC 4 News) — Police in Sandy are looking for three men who were involved in cooking human feces in a convenience store microwave oven. Police say one of the men placed a one gallon plastic baggie with human feces inside of it inside the oven and set the timer for ten minutes. They say it happened on March 23rd at approximately 10:45 p.m. at the 7-11 at 2175 East 9400 South. The men left the area, and after the bag exploded, it ruined the microwave costing approximately $3500.00 in damage. The store had to be aired out for a long period of time, causing lost profits. Police released surveillance photos of the crime in hopes the suspects can be identified. More feces TEENS IN TROUBLE OVER TOSSED FECESThursday, January 10, 2008 O'Fallon, Mo. — Two O'Fallon 17-year-olds have been charged with misdemeanors for their role in lobbing a bag of feces into a Walgreens store, splattering a pregnant woman. Justin T. Keiser, of the first block of Brookside Court, and Kyle G. Medley, of the 100 block of Stage Coach Landing, have been charged with third-degree assault and property damage. Police said they were among a group of six teens who concocted the stunt Dec. 7 at a Walgreens at 920 North Main Street in O'Fallon. Police said Keiser drove the minivan and decided that they would throw a bag of feces into the store. Medley provided the feces, they said. The bag's contents struck a 37-year-old pregnant woman. Some of it got into her mouth. The woman, Ivette Geusz, a schoolteacher, said she must continue to undergo tests for six months to make sure she and her baby did not catch any disease. Advertisement "I'm glad they charged them," Geusz said. "I wish they could find more charges." The boys and their families could not be reached Tuesday evening. Police said the boys were driving around with some younger teens and decided to throw the bag into Walgreens, not targeting anyone. The bag hit a security scanner inside the entrance of the store and the contents hit Geusz, some carpet and store merchandise. Geusz said the two oldest boys later came to her classroom at Fort Zumwalt North High School to apologize. She said she asked them to leave because she did not believe what the boys were telling her. Some of Geusz's students banded together to buy her a new coat after the incident. Now, Geusz said, she hopes the courts will impose a punishment that sends a message, perhaps requiring the boys to pay for her clothes and do community service. "I'd love to see them in jail," she said. "I'd love to see that because what they did is just horrendous." The maximum penalty for the assault charges is one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. The maximum for property damage is six months in jail and a $500 fine. The other teens could face juvenile charges. Edited April 20, 2008 by Slyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Why the hell would someone cook shit? The world is getting crazier and crazier each day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Noodle, what was I saying about the random topics, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 (edited) @ GTA Don: You said it all Why the fuck someone wants to cook shit? To eat? Edited April 19, 2008 by Spider-Vice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Errm, if guys actually read it, it clearly is a sick prank played by the teens. This topic is only made for lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Lol yeah. I wish I could see the security footage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@SupremeD; Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 What's next, first a guy fucks a table and 2 girls microwave a hamster, now this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmac Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 LOL! To much free time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Holy flammin' crap...oh, right. Don't they have Playstations in Utah? I'm guessing the $3500 in damage includes cleaning the store & lost profits, it's a little steep just for a microwave. Prime suspects - http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/image_full/i...arrested-in.jpg http://www.mavav.org/2006/12/21/burgerkingxbox.jpg http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Componen...070529.300w.jpg If you see these individuals, contact the police immediately. Do NOT attempt to apprehend them yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 LOL! The first one looks like the one that created the feces for the attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 LOL, thats what i expect... guys, you never let me down in updating me about crazy things in this good ol' earth i wish people there wear gas masks, i'm just concern about their health i think the teens were trying something like... appetizers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 No, they just had nothing else to do and decided to shit in a bag and stuff it in a microwave xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotYouHaha Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 (edited) Stinkbomb! (lol) Anyways... would the odor of the feces be harmful? I'm just curious. Edited April 20, 2008 by NotYouHaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 It can be. This is far worse then fart bombs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 That's pretty awesome. A nice prank to pull, simple and effective. It wouldn't be harmful to smell, only if you got enough vapour / actual matter that it entered your system, and was sufficient to beat your immune system, it could give you an infection, i guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Feces can carry serious diseases, I can see why she's pissed. S*** bombing a microwave is one thing, nailing someone in the face is a little different. It would have to be someone who deserved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Another ROFL. Thanks . That's pretty gross, but still awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blur Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 (edited) Uh, the feces got in her mouth. She must feel pretty uneasy since shes pregnant. And your own shit has a stinkbomb I'd leave that has your last alternative, but still its worse than the latter option that you have to pay for. Only last week was a stink bomb released in my school (no joke) smelled like old decayed rotten eggs and freshly puked vomit. Still not the worst case senerio. Edited April 22, 2008 by totalaccessGTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Jay Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 lmao. that is just nasty as hell. both stories are really disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarrem Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Uh, the feces got in her mouth. She must feel pretty uneasy since shes pregnant. And your own shit has a stinkbomb I'd leave that has your last alternative, but still its worse than the latter option that you have to pay for. Only last week was a stink bomb released in my school (no joke) smelled like old decayed rotten eggs and freshly puked vomit. Still not the worst case senerio. Damn, if they got in her mouth Jesus Christ, that's fucking disgusting. I hope those kids pay! OMG GTA IV COMES OUT IN A WEEK xsitemeant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 If her man is any excuse of a man, those kids are dead where they stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Kids these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Mmm, freshly baked...Wonder what they did with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azn Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I think we all know how they got their hands on the crap.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I lol at anyone dumb enough to offer their shit. It would, y'know, be DNA evidence. Dumbasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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