Connor Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Don't you find the internet blocking shit at school incredibly funny? Like you're actually gonna load up some hardcore porn in ICT and start having a major fapfest with your mates. It just fucks up all my ICT stuff, when I want some fucking images, or want to have a look at something, that I fucking need to look at, it just fucking blocks it anyway, it's like, blocks pages for shit and the fucking reason is "OH EM GEE!!!111 IT HAS A PHRASE OF "Blood" WHICH IS BLOCKED BY TEH POLICY: "PAWN!!!!111"!!! SO I FUKKEN BAN YOU NOW INNIT BLUD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 So use a free web proxy you noob. Go through proxy.org and look for ones using PHProxy and which don't contain 'proxy' in the URL because they're usually automatically blocked by school filters. Make a note of them and try them next time you're at school. It will be against your schools ICT policy to do this (avoiding filters) but if you're stupid enough to get caught then you'll deserve whatever punishment you're given. Go and download some hardcore porn at school. Report back to us with results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted October 8, 2008 Author Share Posted October 8, 2008 (edited) Their system is pretty hardcore blocking shit tho, impossible, tried using google language tools too, they just blocked that... fucking cunts. lol me and my mates found something on BBC showing a guy getting hard...but hardly anything to wank over. It also showed a vagina getting hairy... Edited October 8, 2008 by Connor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I'm willing to assume that Websense is the filtering software used by your school. It's mega gay! Even the teachers hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted October 8, 2008 Author Share Posted October 8, 2008 Yeah, and Impero...*shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 We have that at our school too. I'm sure there is a website that wil bypass any fire walls, but our IT teacher has this annoying program that lets him view every moniter in the room from his. its so annoying. They even blocked google images at our school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 We don't have one at school; even if it's obvious that pr0n isn't allowed at the lab, you can log on to myspace or any other sites there. The problem: the browser's quite crappy, and the connection somewhat intermittent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris82 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 1. Download XAMPP and install it. 2. Download the latest release of PHProxy. 3. Setup a no-ip.com DNS redirect 4. Start Apache and configure the directory PHProxy is in to require a login using .htaccess. 5. Point your web browser at school to the domain name you created but make sure you use the https protocol, and login using the password you made. 6. Browse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 1. Download XAMPP and install it.2. Download the latest release of PHProxy. 3. Setup a no-ip.com DNS redirect 4. Start Apache and configure the directory PHProxy is in to require a login using .htaccess. 5. Point your web browser at school to the domain name you created but make sure you use the https protocol, and login using the password you made. 6. Browse. Would it be better if you run it on a flash disk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 So use a free web proxy you noob. Go through proxy.org and look for ones using PHProxy and which don't contain 'proxy' in the URL because they're usually automatically blocked by school filters. Make a note of them and try them next time you're at school.It will be against your schools ICT policy to do this (avoiding filters) but if you're stupid enough to get caught then you'll deserve whatever punishment you're given. Go and download some hardcore porn at school. Report back to us with results. Dayuhhm. Thanks man. Going to try that in Tech Essentials tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 hmm well if its anything like what they had at our school, if any word proxy, bypass, unblock or anything to that extent appears then it gets blocked. if u wanna watch pr0n at school why dont you just download it at home, and bring it on a usb flash drive... what chris82 suggested might work, but if it were my school, im sure you wouldnt have some required permission or some shit. you wouldnt be able to get around it that easy...evil IT dept lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 hmmwell if its anything like what they had at our school, if any word proxy, bypass, unblock or anything to that extent appears then it gets blocked. if u wanna watch pr0n at school why dont you just download it at home, and bring it on a usb flash drive... what chris82 suggested might work, but if it were my school, im sure you wouldnt have some required permission or some shit. you wouldnt be able to get around it that easy...evil IT dept lol. Lol, can u imagine you in the lab, your on the computer, you turn round and a kid is jacking off in the middle of class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Lol, can u imagine you in the lab, your on the computer, you turn round and a kid is jacking off in the middle of class I've seen a few kids do it in class for the lulz before. No joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 You could put up a little plauqe above every computer with the words "Jacking off during lessons is strictly forbiden on the premises" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 (edited) You could put up a little plauqe above every computer with the words "Jacking off during lessons is strictly forbiden on the premises" that would be funnyahahha lol. i didnt say you would jack off. although not apparent to some, it is possible to watch pr0n without jacking off. Edited October 9, 2008 by WRX22B1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 (edited) Watching Pr0n without jacking off? Thats like running someone over and not enjoying it Edited October 9, 2008 by Butters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 ahahha well i mean...if your in a classroom with other people... exercise some self-control ehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris82 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Would it be better if you run it on a flash disk? What? That wouldn't work at all, the reason I suggested what I did is because it uses your own Internet connection..if you put everything on a portable drive and took it to school it would try to access the sites using the school's internet connection and fail. And my method is tested to work, it works because most schools don't block the https protocol because that wouldn't be kosher. Seriously if I try to access any website with PHProxy on it from school using http://, it blocks it automatically because it detects the PHProxy code. But if I use https://, I have no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Would it be better if you run it on a flash disk? What? That wouldn't work at all, the reason I suggested what I did is because it uses your own Internet connection..if you put everything on a portable drive and took it to school it would try to access the sites using the school's internet connection and fail. And my method is tested to work, it works because most schools don't block the https protocol because that wouldn't be kosher. Seriously if I try to access any website with PHProxy on it from school using http://, it blocks it automatically because it detects the PHProxy code. But if I use https://, I have no problem. my school woulda deleted that thing out of your files within 2 or 3 hours of getting it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'm pretty sure he meant do all that shit on your computer at home, unless I'm missing the point. But if you do exactly what he said it should be near flawless. The DNS thing (step 3) is so that you can access your home PC from your school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 we have internet blocker at shcool, but one of my classmates can disable that thing... even youtube is blocked but meh as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gycu Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 No internet blocking at my high-school ... Free internetz Of course the teacher warned us not to access pr0n sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lord Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I use one of my friend's proxy surfing site in the University computers. http://www.icywall.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damjan Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The last 8th grade which ended last year,broke that shit.So,no blocking=free pr0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (edited) Lol, can u imagine you in the lab, your on the computer, you turn round and a kid is jacking off in the middle of class I've seen a few kids do it in class for the lulz before. No joke. lol thats friggin funny. EDIT: How come none of you guys just tried to install Mozilla Firefox on there? It could be easier. Edited October 10, 2008 by Husky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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