Damjan Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 The Government of Canada wishes Santa the very best in his Christmas Eve duties and wants to let him know that, as a Canadian citizen, he has the automatic right to re-enter Canada once his trip around the world is complete,” Kenney said in an official statement. Just three weeks ago, the Conservative government proposed legislation to expand the country's sovereignty over Arctic waters. International law at present states that no country has dominion over the North Pole, but the United States, Russia, Norway, Denmark and Canada have been pushing their claim to the area long believed to be the location of Santa's office and residence. Source: The Calgary Sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotYouHaha Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'd like to ask Santa if he's Canadian, but it's probably just a way they're saying that the Arctic should be Canadian. It just makes people want to click on the news story and makes it sound more interesting. International law at present states that no country has dominion over the North Pole, but the United States, Russia, Norway, Denmark and Canada have been pushing their claim to the area long believed to be the location of Santa's office and residence.It's kind of stupid several counties are wanting to take over the Arctic IMO just for the materials (eg. oil) and to expand their counties. Personally I don't really care who takes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowJacket Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Wow. Just wow. I can't say anything more than that. This world makes me shake my head in disbelief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Wow. Just wow.I can't say anything more than that. This world makes me shake my head in disbelief. X2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 This reminds me of "politicall incorrect" stuff politicians have thought about before, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 (edited) Do those Crackpots still belive in Santa? We all know our Mum's and Dad's dress up in a red suit, and at midnight when they think we are too busy wanking they slip the "Presents" under the tree. Face it, theres no such thing as flying Reindeer or Santa entering houses that dont have chimneys, so its pretty ovious. And I cant belive the mature Charaters of shows like The Simpsons (Lisa and Bart), South Park (All of those ratbags) and Family guy (Stewie) still belive in Santa Claus, its bloody gay. Infact, Kochie off Sunrise still Belives in the jolly red fat dude! Edited December 31, 2008 by Ultraussie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Yeah.... What's the point of even doing that lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Hahahahahahaha. Rofl what a dumbass. His parents must of didnt tell him the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Do those Crackpots still belive in Santa?We all know our Mum's and Dad's dress up in a red suit, and at midnight when they think we are too busy wanking they slip the "Presents" under the tree. Face it, theres no such thing as flying Reindeer or Santa entering houses that dont have chimneys, so its pretty ovious. And I cant belive the mature Charaters of shows like The Simpsons (Lisa and Bart), South Park (All of those ratbags) and Family guy (Stewie) still belive in Santa Claus, its bloody gay. Infact, Kochie off Sunrise still Belives in the jolly red fat dude! You do realize that Santa EXISTS in South Park continuity, right? (Imaginationland trilogy notwithstanding.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Pie Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Yeah.... What's the point of even doing that lulz. And to think that he did countless acts of home invasion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 He could've snapped our necks if he had a mind to...no, wait. That's the tooth fairy. Who is also real. And molests kids who leaves cavity-ridden teeth under their pillows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansui Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 since I was a kid I knew that Santa Claus doesn't exist, I knew it because there are presents in our Christmas tree but we don't have a chimney and the doors are locked every evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotYouHaha Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Do those Crackpots still belive in Santa?We all know our Mum's and Dad's dress up in a red suit, and at midnight when they think we are too busy wanking they slip the "Presents" under the tree. Face it, theres no such thing as flying Reindeer or Santa entering houses that dont have chimneys, so its pretty ovious. And I cant belive the mature Charaters of shows like The Simpsons (Lisa and Bart), South Park (All of those ratbags) and Family guy (Stewie) still belive in Santa Claus, its bloody gay. Infact, Kochie off Sunrise still Belives in the jolly red fat dude! It's simply a joke. They don't want to ruin it for children that don't understand and can't find the logic in all of this. They're just creating a Christmas episode. Do those Crackpots still belive in Santa? Do you really believe a adult government official (Jason Kenney, the minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism) ACTUALLY believes in SANTA? Maybe he supports the rumours because it's a Christmas thing for the kids, but he obviously doesn't believe in his existence. It's just the way the government that'll make people like you guys talking over and posting forum topics about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_homer Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Santa is from Finland Rovaniemi, not Canada... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotYouHaha Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 From Wikipedia: One legend associated with Santa says that he lives in the far north, in a land of perpetual snow. The American version of Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, while Father Christmas is said to reside in Lapland, Finland. Well, Canada is trying to say that the North Pole is Canadian, therefore making Santa Claus a Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters! Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I'd like to ask Santa if he's Canadian, but it's probably just a way they're saying that the Arctic should be Canadian. It just makes people want to click on the news story and makes it sound more interesting.International law at present states that no country has dominion over the North Pole, but the United States, Russia, Norway, Denmark and Canada have been pushing their claim to the area long believed to be the location of Santa's office and residence.It's kind of stupid several counties are wanting to take over the Arctic IMO just for the materials (eg. oil) and to expand their counties. Personally I don't really care who takes it. I always thought Santa was Mexican, lol Why would the USA need The Arctic for oil, what do you think the real reason behind the Iraq war was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Do those Crackpots still belive in Santa?We all know our Mum's and Dad's dress up in a red suit, and at midnight when they think we are too busy wanking they slip the "Presents" under the tree. Face it, theres no such thing as flying Reindeer or Santa entering houses that dont have chimneys, so its pretty ovious. And I cant belive the mature Charaters of shows like The Simpsons (Lisa and Bart), South Park (All of those ratbags) and Family guy (Stewie) still belive in Santa Claus, its bloody gay. Infact, Kochie off Sunrise still Belives in the jolly red fat dude! You do realize that Santa EXISTS in South Park continuity, right? (Imaginationland trilogy notwithstanding.) I dont watch southpark. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraussie Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Do those Crackpots still belive in Santa?We all know our Mum's and Dad's dress up in a red suit, and at midnight when they think we are too busy wanking they slip the "Presents" under the tree. Face it, theres no such thing as flying Reindeer or Santa entering houses that dont have chimneys, so its pretty ovious. And I cant belive the mature Charaters of shows like The Simpsons (Lisa and Bart), South Park (All of those ratbags) and Family guy (Stewie) still belive in Santa Claus, its bloody gay. Infact, Kochie off Sunrise still Belives in the jolly red fat dude! It's simply a joke. They don't want to ruin it for children that don't understand and can't find the logic in all of this. They're just creating a Christmas episode. Kids watch Southpark? Undeducated perants still tell Santa, Easter Bunny and Toothfary tales? The only EasterBunny ive seen was when My girlfreind dressed up in a bunny suit and "teased" me. And maybye I punched some 16 year olds tooth out. Do those Crackpots still belive in Santa? Do you really believe a adult government official (Jason Kenney, the minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism) ACTUALLY believes in SANTA? Maybe he supports the rumours because it's a Christmas thing for the kids, but he obviously doesn't believe in his existence. It's just the way the government that'll make people like you guys talking over and posting forum topics about. Goverment supports the kids that watch southpark and have undeducated perants? Impossible! Only in America and Canada and Finland and Mexico and ImaginationLand Like Sunrise's thing was oviously for the kids, but I bet if Koshie had the chance he woulda ripped his suit off to reveal a shirt that says "Santa doesnt exist" then start screaming in a high pitch voice the insructions on a condom packet!!!!!! Yah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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