macorules94 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Inches? 17.5 cm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Anyway size doesn't matter it's how you use it. Penis' the size of bats look very painful and scary. I would roll up a newspapaer and swat that away. I don't girls care that much about size, its all about how its used.Also another question, do you guys just get bored and measure your penis for fun or is it research? Some girls actually do care about size, whether they like it smaller or larger. And yes, size does matter to an extent... Not saying it has to be some 12 inch monster, I just doubt you've tried to have sex with 3 inches. As for why guys measure themselves, it's probably a mix between the two. Some do it for the practical part, some due to insecurity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draftermatt Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 (edited) Anyway size doesn't matter it's how you use it. Penis' the size of bats look very painful and scary. I would roll up a newspapaer and swat that away. I don't girls care that much about size, its all about how its used.Also another question, do you guys just get bored and measure your penis for fun or is it research? True, if you're a two pump chump it's not going to matter if you tear out a girls insides or barely have enough to stick out of the hair. I went to highschool with a girl who said she ran out of a room throwing her clothes back on when this dude who picked her up took his out. Last time I measured I was 16 maybe and it was boredom, and also to see how I stacked up against the averages. Edited July 22, 2009 by draftermatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'd say boredom. Only then would I start thinking about bullshit like that. But it's a fase, you know.. At the time it grows, I'd assume one would be curious. Especially since at the time boys with a big penis used to brag about it at school (quite funny to think of it, haha). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bossman Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 What do you do with the ruler afterwards? Because mine is sat in a cup in my room, not touched for months. I wouldn't dare let my mum or dad use it for something, yuck. Maybe I should just throw it in a skip tomorrow, or burn it or something. :I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Lend it to a "friend". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Why? Is your penis really dirty or something? Do you have an STI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Yea, you could just wash it, you do the same with your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Anyway size doesn't matter it's how you use it. Penis' the size of bats look very painful and scary. I would roll up a newspapaer and swat that away. I don't think girls care that much about size, its all about how its used.Also another question, do you guys just get bored and measure your penis for fun or is it research? I do it for internet points. Also, wow, this is how you think of your penis? It's disgusting and vile? Horrible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Why? Is your penis really dirty or something? Do you have an STI? yerr wtf i reckon. its not like you came on the ruler or something .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Yea, you could just wash it, you do the same with your hands. That's exactly what I was thinking. Like "Ah, fuck. I just faped. Well, I'm never going to use my hands again, let alone greet anyone with a handshake." lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Ewwww, wash the ruler and wash your penis! Or bleach your penis, so its nice and sterilised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Ewwww, wash the ruler and wash your penis! Or bleach your penis, so its nice and sterilised. Annnd chemical burned. Yeah, no, I'll stick to soap and water. Definitely would prefer to avoid the chemical burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Chemical Burn could be a good thing, you know its properly clean then. Or use wire wool. My favourite method is just wash every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I think maybe dousing it in chlorine, brushing it with wire wool, then maybe a nice rub with an alcohol solution? Sure, it's not even usable anymore, but dammit it's clean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Hell Yes! It may itch for a bit but by gum it will be sparkling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Hell Yes! It may itch for a bit but by gum it will be sparkling. Possibly ghostly white and red, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I think maybe dousing it in chlorine, brushing it with wire wool, then maybe a nice rub with an alcohol solution? Sure, it's not even usable anymore, but dammit it's clean! owww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siouxsie Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Wow, I thought this would just be a joke, but you guys do take this seriously. ._. And yeah, size seems to be way over-fussed. I've heard that girth is more of a real issue than length though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Wow, I thought this would just be a joke, but you guys do take this seriously. ._.And yeah, size seems to be way over-fussed. I've heard that girth is more of a real issue than length though. As long as you've got a solid 4-5 inches in length, it's all about girth. And circumference should be relatively close to length, or else you end up with a "pencil dick" that just looks funny, and hardly even works properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Ok, the length of my penis is 5 and a half inches and the circumference is 5 inches I actually measured my penis! Now I feel horny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I was about to make some nasty comment, but I just saw that you're 13. Guess that's normal. I think I had something like that when I was 13, but I've got no idea.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Ok, the length of my penis is 5 and a half inches and the circumference is 5 inchesI actually measured my penis! Now I feel horny Hey! At least it's proportionate! I was about to make some nasty comment, but I just saw that you're 13.Guess that's normal. I think I had something like that when I was 13, but I've got no idea.. Uh, he's only like 1-1.5 inches off of the average. At 13. Definitely nothing wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 I was about to make some nasty comment, but I just saw that you're 13.Guess that's normal. I think I had something like that when I was 13, but I've got no idea.. I wonder what that nasty comment was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Nothing special. Just that it's a little small for a 20 year old (for some reason thought you were in your twenties (and the 13 part of your name being something like bad luck)). But yeah, it's fine for a 13 year old. Nothing strange at all. So just ignore my comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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