Bear Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 As well as maybe counting as beastality could it count as necrophillia as the meat is from dead animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 If he is "co-habitating" with a meat lovers pizza, does it count as an orgy because it has meat from more than one kind of animal on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 As well as maybe counting as beastality could it count as necrophillia as the meat is from dead animals. Someone likes sausage on their pizza.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyde Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) Are you a Edited July 21, 2009 by Slyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 As well as maybe counting as beastality could it count as necrophillia as the meat is from dead animals. Someone likes sausage IN their pizza.. There... fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chris Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 reminds me of the official masturbation topic Haha I'd completely forgotten about that. Can't remember who the hell made it but it was so random at the time. I wonder if Husky will ever show up again, after his suspension, I really hope so. I expect an immediate post saying he was obviously joking. Hmm... or a post saying that his time spent not on TGTAP was instead spent experimenting with different pizza types, thin or thick base, stuffed crust or normal, temperature of pizza, which toppings are the best for maximum pleasure etc. I expect a well written report on the advantages and disadvantages of each, a comparison with real sex, plus a conclusion as to which is better based on such conditions as; safety, pleasure, ease, and social impacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I expect a 1000 word report. Also it needs fair testing, how is it fair if he buggers one for 3 minutes and its luke warm, then he buggers one for 5 minutes and its piping hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draftermatt Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Can't you picture the grocer? "Son that's the 5th time this week you've been here for Pizza, what are you doing with it?" or his mother? "Why does there appear to be 3 perfectly good pizza's in the trash?" My biggest question, aside from "Why?" is how is he not burning himself? Microwaves get things hella hot really fast. The penis is skin, if you wrapped your finger in a pizza it would burn. How many of us have burned the roof of our mouths on hot cheese before? I saw a "show" entitled 101 most embarrassing sexual acts. One was a dude who microwaved a cantelope for all of 10 seconds, cut a hole in the top and put penis in said hole. He ended up with like 2nd degree burns on his penis. What happens if you get a piece of cheese or sauce stuck in the tip? That would have to burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) You guys are giving him too much shit I wonder if Husky will ever show up again, after his suspension, I really hope so. I expect an immediate post saying he was obviously joking. Hmm... or a post saying that his time spent not on TGTAP was instead spent experimenting with different pizza types, thin or thick base, stuffed crust or normal, temperature of pizza, which toppings are the best for maximum pleasure etc. I expect a well written report on the advantages and disadvantages of each, a comparison with real sex, plus a conclusion as to which is better based on such conditions as; safety, pleasure, ease, and social impacts. I'd do the real sex part We all know what the conclusion will be Edited July 21, 2009 by warrior13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Are you a Someone log in to his profile and put that as his personal photo and/or avatar? As well as maybe counting as beastality could it count as necrophillia as the meat is from dead animals. Someone likes sausage IN their pizza.. There... fixed I so called someone doing that. Heh. Can't you picture the grocer? "Son that's the 5th time this week you've been here for Pizza, what are you doing with it?" or his mother? "Why does there appear to be 3 perfectly good pizza's in the trash?" My biggest question, aside from "Why?" is how is he not burning himself? Microwaves get things hella hot really fast. The penis is skin, if you wrapped your finger in a pizza it would burn. How many of us have burned the roof of our mouths on hot cheese before? I saw a "show" entitled 101 most embarrassing sexual acts. One was a dude who microwaved a cantelope for all of 10 seconds, cut a hole in the top and put penis in said hole. He ended up with like 2nd degree burns on his penis. What happens if you get a piece of cheese or sauce stuck in the tip? That would have to burn. You sure the pizza would appear alright afterward? As for burning, I really hope he lets it cool down for a 2 minutes like it says on the microwave instructions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Nate, I'd totally love to do that, having the power to and all. But I'm afraid that's abuse of powers >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 LOL do it when the mods are asleep!!1!11 Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 This topic is still very much epic win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 LOL do it when the mods are asleep!!1!11Oh wait... I do not think I can do it in my sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I vote we do it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I second that motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Someone will do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 (edited) Are you a Someone log in to his profile and put that as his personal photo and/or avatar? There's a little mod... In the nets for IPB that is Member Snoop. You just enter the members name and get full access, it's wicked to do these things Also. LOLWUT at the topic, I bet Husky's doing this to get the awards. Thing is, the awards are fucking far. I've heard Chris has Mem. Snoop... Mmm. Edited July 21, 2009 by Spider-Vice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 In an attempt to discover any other life form that fucks pizza's, I found this [Link removed]. NSFW and all. Didn't watch the video. Stopped as soon as I saw his face, but it might be the real deal anyway. No idea if this is acceptable. Please notify me, or just remove the link if it's.. well.. not ok. I seriously don't have an idea as I haven't even looked. Edit: Nah, don't think it's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Are you a Someone log in to his profile and put that as his personal photo and/or avatar? There's a little mod... In the nets for IPB that is Member Snoop. You just enter the members name and get full access, it's wicked to do these things Also. LOLWUT at the topic, I bet Husky's doing this to get the awards. Thing is, the awards are fucking far. I've heard Chris has Mem. Snoop... Mmm. I'm pretty sure the ability to edit members is standard in IPB..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Are you a Someone log in to his profile and put that as his personal photo and/or avatar? There's a little mod... In the nets for IPB that is Member Snoop. You just enter the members name and get full access, it's wicked to do these things Also. LOLWUT at the topic, I bet Husky's doing this to get the awards. Thing is, the awards are fucking far. I've heard Chris has Mem. Snoop... Mmm. I'm pretty sure the ability to edit members is standard in IPB..... Yep, to an extent anyway. Mods can change peoples sigs/avatars/photo etc. so if they upload inappropriate content it can be dealt with without having to get an admin to remove it. One of the mods will confirm this soon when they change Husky's pic I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I just tried, and you can change signatures, but you can only REMOVE avatars and photos. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Aha. It has happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Aha. It has happened. Fuck. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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