Husky Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 Sausages anyone? No, Basically I just go to Costco and buy Celeste's Pizza. I usually fuck them when I'm horny as shit. And what makes me go harder is by just watching Real Sex & Cathouse on HBO. I only put my pizza in for about 1 minute in a half instead of 2 minutes. The crust that's super soft is best IMO. NEVER, and I mean never fuck a pizza with alot of Olive Oil. It can make your penis have a sting feeling (Could be STPD: Sexually Transmited Pizza Disease). If your pizza has a little bit of sause, and bit more cheeze will make you Jizz in about two mintues. BTW I make my own pizza, I have tried it with anchovies, mushrooms, sausage, and Ham. Pizza fucking IZ BETTUR THEN PUSSY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I really hope your parents don't see this. "Err, son...do you know why my pizza tastes like cock?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 ^ Lolzor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Remind me to never to to a Dominos/Pizza Hut/Ceasars/CiCi's etc in Raleigh xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'd fucking shit myself if you waved at me from behind the counter as I was walking out of Pizza Hut after a massive pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 Remind me to never to to a Dominos/Pizza Hut/Ceasars/CiCi's etc in Raleigh xD We shall do a drag race to Papa Johns. Oh and its wired everytime I open this topic a Pizza Hut Ad pops out of nowhere saying " BIG EAT, TINY PRICE " giggity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Please never give the pizza to your family "Son what is this white stuff on my pizza?" Then again maybe extra protein and flavour. Think on a Saturday night when your friends call and say they are going to club to get laid, the microwave is on in the backgroun in the Husky residence. Husky has his Saturday night all planned, a nice glass of wine, romantic music and a cheesy pizza. Who said romance was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I love how he comes back and tries to continue on with the conversation like he was joking from the start... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Maybe he isn't joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Sausages anyone? No, Basically I just go to Costco and buy Celeste's Pizza. I usually fuck them when I'm horny as shit. And what makes me go harder is by just watching Real Sex & Cathouse on HBO. I only put my pizza in for about 1 minute in a half instead of 2 minutes. The crust that's super soft is best IMO. NEVER, and I mean never fuck a pizza with alot of Olive Oil. It can make your penis have a sting feeling (Could be STPD: Sexually Transmited Pizza Disease). If your pizza has a little bit of sause, and bit more cheeze will make you Jizz in about two mintues. BTW I make my own pizza, I have tried it with anchovies, mushrooms, sausage, and Ham. Pizza fucking IZ BETTUR THEN PUSSY. Suddenly, I'm reminded of the topic about the dude who sniffed his sister's panties, and then the message board contacted his family..... So with all that grease, don't you get a pimple-dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ergh how disgusting. I have this image in my head that will haunt me forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 No Spaz I dont put grease on my pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 No Spaz I dont put grease on my pizza. No, pizza usually has grease on it. From the cheese, meat, sauce, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Chestnut Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 TL:DR Pizza? What the hell is wrong with you? I thought we had sexual relations with apple pies like decent people. But for real real, IF I had ever fingered a warm apple pie because I was a curious lesbian child, I would be able to tell you that it can be surprisingly realistic ... A hell of a lot more than a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Maybe he likes pizza because it feels like ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Maybe he likes pizza because it feels like ass... I am strate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Women have asses too, so I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Women have asses too, so I'm told. I did not know this until last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Liver has always really been compared to the vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Because it has lips and a G-Spot...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRX22B1998 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Women have asses too, so I'm told. best comeback ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaplaya52 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 lol no one wants to fuck a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 ...Or a cartoon chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Can I post a video from humornsex.com(prOn) about some guy saying that pussy is just like pizza? And then fux one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 What do you do with the pizza afterwards...and wouldn't the toppings just slide off...or you'd get a pepper down your japs eye or summat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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