Gerard Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4748292.stm From the article: A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. No, his name wasn't Gilb, but its not far off the kinda thing he'd do. And they lived happily ever after.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 OMG, well if the goat is happy. Maybe they will have kids haha (terrible joke I know). That is very strange and disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Game Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 HAHAH yeah I heard about this, this is very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatthewCorleone Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 shouldnt this kinda thing be illegal everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerard Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 shouldnt this kinda thing be illegal everywhere?Well I think the issue is that you're only allowed to have sex with your wife... so he had to marry this goat to make it all legal.You know your country is f*cked up when you have to marry a goat to stay on the right side of the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 OLD news. Sorry, I know it's hilariously trivial, but it is from February... Some people may not read the BBC everyday though I guess. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airashii Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I know I don't. lol That is a great story though, and I must say, I was expecting something really bad after reading the topic title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 That's hillarious. Bad thing there weren't any pics of their wedding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Bestality is funny, especially when you have to marry the animal you were just buttf***ing to stay out of jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 No, his name wasn't Gilb, but its not far off the kinda thing he'd do. 'Tis a shame. The little jerk needs a butt-lover to keep him out of here. Seems he found one, though. He isn't on as much. Effin' hilarious, though. I can't remember when I first heard it..... I don't remember it being Feb. like the article suggests >.> <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Never heard it before. 'tis interesting though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOYA Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 LMAO! I've also heard he's been getting in trouble with the police because he isn't spending enough time with his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Well goats are very emotional and if he was a good husband then he would be spending more time with her, like going out to dinner or a night dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAFlashfire Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Or take her to the hot tub... Hopefully another hot goat doesn't come along and instead he stays faithful. LMAO I think they'll have trouble getting her signature if he gets a divorce! Plus I doubt there's much she cando with the alimony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Righty Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I don't know about over there, but over here we have to have a justice of the peace to get married. Who would be dumb anough to allow a goad and a guyy to get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 (edited) Where this is coming frrom lol. Its true will he stay faithful, espically if the other goat is prettier, younger and will do something his wife wont do. Its sad when marriages as pure as theirs could be ruined by affairs one day. Edited September 20, 2006 by I just shot a bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 don't think the goat said yes:p A well, going with animals is kindda sick if you ask me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Its very sick, I think its right in saying how low is a country were you have to marry a goat to be on the right side of the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 A few months ago there was a guy in washington who died after making out with a horse.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaz The Great Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I don't know about over there, but over here we have to have a justice of the peace to get married. Who would be dumb anough to allow a goad and a guyy to get married. They didn't ALLOW him...... They FORCED him.... A few months ago there was a guy in washington who died after making out with a horse.. If you are talking about the guy that died after HAVING SEX with a horse..... You can't die from making out unless the other party has a very weird lethal virus in their mouth. In which, why aren't THEY dead yet? Are they dead? That's pretty gross, dude. And intriguing. >.> <.< o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 his penis started bleding from inside or something. The bleeding expanden and he eventually died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 his penis started bleding from inside or something. The bleeding expanden and he eventually died. It wasn't horse's penis, the horse was fine. But that guy who got raped died of internal bleeding. Well, I guess horse's penis was too much for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Is bestality legal in Sweden or Finland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy vercetti guy Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I bet the goat bites when hes getting a BJ I bet the goat bites when hes getting a BJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Game Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I heard a story where this man (cant remember the country he was from) started trying to catch a goat so he could have sex with it and the goat was trying to run away, but the man caught it and had sex with it and he got sent to prison for rape.. one of my old secondary school teachers told me that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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